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neils7147933
12-01-2004, 10:19 PM
Sir Mix A Lot "Ooh baby I wanna get witcha - and take yo pitcha" - Baby Got Back

Young MC "She wanted to get with me but I said "Eh Eh"/Cause she reminded me of a girl back from Manhattan - Some song from Stone Cold Rhymin' LP

Ice Cube - "You should see how she looks with a **** in her/Boots get knocked from here to Czechoslovakia" - Nappy Dug Out

D-12 "What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?/Cause the **** be lookin' smaller than a decimal - My Band

Public Enemy feat. Flava Flav "***** what?/Burn your face with a cigarutte - Shake Your Booty

Even 2Pac - "He passed away and I didn't cry, cause my anger wouldn't let me feel for a stranger - Dear Mama

Eminem - "Eat a mother****in dick, chew on a prick
and lick a million mother****in ****s per second
I'd rather put out a mother****in gospel record" - My Dad's Gone Crazy

Add some more...

The Fix
12-01-2004, 10:33 PM
"suge knights a ***** and thats on my life"- snoop dog from pimp slap'd i loved when he called suge out like that

"when i was in sixth grad these ni**as was ***** made, they were thinkin science i was thinkin get paid"- Scarface from on my grind

"i kept feedin her money till her **** started to make sense" - Jay-z from d'evils

"pardon me but im ****en sic wit it" - big daddy kane from platinum plus with big L i loved when he said this

jack_the_rippuh
12-01-2004, 10:38 PM
don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
**** **** ass ***** cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)
Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves

-Slim Shady

jack_the_rippuh
12-01-2004, 10:39 PM
What was Eminem's obsession with Christopher Reeve anyway?

The Fix
12-01-2004, 10:39 PM
i could do like 5 pages of just scarface ,big and jay.

jack_the_rippuh
12-01-2004, 10:42 PM
Welcome to my centa
Honeys feel it deep in they placenta
Cold as the pole in the winta
far from the inventa

-Biggie Smalls....the greatest rapper to ever rip the mic..

neils7147933
12-01-2004, 10:44 PM
the first thread was more or less a "how did they pull that off - or did they?" deal. It was like, "hey sometiimes these rhymes suck"

It's going in a different direction.

I'll post some rhymes I truly thought were good here in a little bit...

mic573
12-01-2004, 10:44 PM
"when i was in sixth grad these ni**as was ***** made, they were thinkin science i was thinkin get paid"- Scarface from on my grind

That is one of my favorite songs by Face. I just wish Z-ro had a verse and not just doing the hook.

neils7147933
12-01-2004, 10:44 PM
-Biggie Smalls....the greatest rapper to ever rip the mic..

Possibly a different thread - but sorry dude, it's Pac.

jack_the_rippuh
12-01-2004, 10:48 PM
"querh ner ner ner, le le le le, le le, le le, quer ner le
ner neich ner neh
translation:
So you can suck my dick if you don't like my ****
Cuz I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick"
-Eminem

jack_the_rippuh
12-01-2004, 10:50 PM
Biggie was more talented in every way, Tupac just get more recognition because he rapped with his heart in it.
Kind of like Joe Louis vs. Muhammad Ali..

neils7147933
12-01-2004, 10:52 PM
too bad Biggie only had a handful of songs out...

ready to die is my favorite rap album ever
life after death was a hit and miss puffy dance 2-disc set
born again tarnished his legend...

jack_the_rippuh
12-01-2004, 10:57 PM
too bad Biggie only had a handful of songs out...

ready to die is my favorite rap album ever
life after death was a hit and miss puffy dance 2-disc set
born again tarnished his legend...

Let's not talk about all the hit and misses Tupac released..
Born Again was not done by him, so he can't be blamed, nor can his legacy be put on the chopping block, but if you want to be like that, how about all this new garbage **** Tupac is supposedly releasing...9 albums after his death...and most of 'em sucked..

neils7147933
12-01-2004, 10:58 PM
Still I rise may be my favorite 2Pac disc. You won't win me over with that argument...

jack_the_rippuh
12-01-2004, 11:01 PM
Yeah, but I'm not trying to...I just want to get my point across.

neils7147933
12-01-2004, 11:11 PM
Looks like this is continuing on another post...

I like Biggie but I think much of his 2nd disc was garbage. He was better than a vocal on a club compilation...

The Fix
12-01-2004, 11:16 PM
That is one of my favorite songs by Face. I just wish Z-ro had a verse and not just doing the hook.

mine too. it was bye far the best off of balls and my word.
i didnt really like balls and my word cause it was a bunch of old face lyrics set to new beats

FightFan214
12-01-2004, 11:16 PM
The "All eyez on me" double cd album was the **** too man!

mic573
12-01-2004, 11:21 PM
mine too. it was bye far the best off of balls and my word.
i didnt really like balls and my word cause it was a bunch of old face lyrics set to new beats

I thought Balls And My Word was just as good as The Fix. The Fix was too mainstream for my taste but it was a very good album just not classic like most magazines say it is.

The Fix
12-01-2004, 11:24 PM
is there any scarface fans besides me and mic573?
face is my favorite rapper, what do you guys think of him?

neils7147933
12-01-2004, 11:25 PM
is there any scarface fans besides me and mic573?
face is my favorite rapper, what do you guys think of him?

I like Scarface.

Wish I still had my copy of The Diary. I recently picked up his Greatest Hits since most of his stuff I had was on audio tape and has been lost/destroyed/dilapidated over time.

The Fix
12-01-2004, 11:31 PM
I like Scarface.

Wish I still had my copy of The Diary. I recently picked up his Greatest Hits since most of his stuff I had was on audio tape and has been lost/destroyed/dilapidated over time.

i could send you the songs. i downloaded all of them cause i dont know how to get them from my cd to my computer.

neils7147933
12-01-2004, 11:45 PM
i could send you the songs. i downloaded all of them cause i dont know how to get them from my cd to my computer.

sounds like a lot of trouble, but if you want to, knock yourself out. once i amass more points, I'll help you out. I just bought supermember so I'm kind of poor.

sending karma anyway...

it won't let me send it to you

i'll start you out with 25 K

jack_the_rippuh
12-02-2004, 11:08 AM
is there any scarface fans besides me and mic573?
face is my favorite rapper, what do you guys think of him?

I liked Never seen a man cry...What was that song he released what had two parts to it..That was tight, too..

mic573
12-02-2004, 11:24 AM
I liked Never seen a man cry...What was that song he released what had two parts to it..That was tight, too..

Are talking about "It Aint Part II"? The first one was actually released on a Geto Boys album.

jack_the_rippuh
12-02-2004, 11:29 AM
Are talking about "It Aint Part II"? The first one was actually released on a Geto Boys album.

I don't know, but the music video is two songs in one..

mic573
12-02-2004, 11:30 AM
I don't really watch music videos so I wouldn't know which song it is.

neils7147933
12-02-2004, 11:31 AM
Didn't Scarface make a second "Mind Playing Tricks on Me" too?

mic573
12-02-2004, 11:43 AM
Didn't Scarface make a second "Mind Playing Tricks on Me" too?

Yeah he remade Mind Playin Tricks on The Diary.

Explosivo
12-02-2004, 01:28 PM
My number is 7027596EL3 computer file 93 - Kool Keith aka Dr. Octogon

abdiel2k3
12-02-2004, 01:37 PM
heres one of the most mind boggling ones
its krazee how they must thik to rhyme **** like this

Rubber band man
Wild as the Taliban
9 in my right
45 in my other hand.
(who i'm is?)
Call me trouble man
always in trouble man
worth a couple hundred grand
chevys, all colors man

- T.I. = rubber band man

insane how he thought to ryhme man with man

The Fix
12-02-2004, 05:33 PM
sounds like a lot of trouble, but if you want to, knock yourself out. once i amass more points, I'll help you out. I just bought supermember so I'm kind of poor.

sending karma anyway...

it won't let me send it to you

i'll start you out with 25 K

thanks neils. do you know how i could send the songs all at once instead of one at a time? if you have winrar i could make it a .rar file and you could extract it that way.

neils7147933
12-02-2004, 06:33 PM
won't I lose the files after 40 days or something with WinRar? I've got it but I downloaded some movies like that one time and then it said I had to register and I can't open them anymore.

Xecutioner
12-02-2004, 07:10 PM
you could make a whole thread about the notorious big alone. he rhymes the most off the wall shyt and its just sick . just take a look at a verse from the song "Victory"

In The Commision, you ask for permission to hit em
He don't like me, him and wild wifey was wit em
You heard of us, the murderers, most shady
Been on the low lately, the feds hate me
The son of *Satan*, they say my killin's too blatant
You hesitatin, I'm in your mama crib waitin
Duct tapin, your fam destiny
lays in my hands, gat lays in my waist
Francis, M to the iz-H phenominal
Gun rest under your vest by the abdominal
Rhyme a few bars so I can buy a few cars
And I kick a few flows so I can pimp a few hoes
Excellence is my presence, never tense
Never hesitant, leave a ***** bent real quick
Real sick, brawl nights, I perform like Mike
Anyone -- Tyson, Jordan, Jackson
action, pack guns, ridiculous
And I'm, quick to bust, if my ends you touch
Kids or girl you touch, in this world I clutch
Two auto-matoes, used to call me fatso
Now you call me Castro, my rap flows
militant, y'all ******s ain't killin ****
Ooops Cristal keep spillin ****, you overdid it homes
You in the danger zone, you shouldn't be alone
Hold hands and say it like me
The most shady, Frankie baby, fantastic
Graphic, tryin to make dough, like Jurassic
Park did quick to spark kids who start ****
See me, only me
The Underboss of this holocaust



theres a good 3-4 WTF moments in that verse, guy was a lyrical genius. favorite part is "brawl nights I perform like mike- anyone jordan, tyson , jackson " LOL fuccing big

Xecutioner
12-02-2004, 07:14 PM
heres one of the most mind boggling ones
its krazee how they must thik to rhyme **** like this

Rubber band man
Wild as the Taliban
9 in my right
45 in my other hand.
(who i'm is?)
Call me trouble man
always in trouble man
worth a couple hundred grand
chevys, all colors man

- T.I. = rubber band man

insane how he thought to ryhme man with man


LOL that rhyme reminds me of the worst rapper in the game, murphy lee. on one of the worst rap songs of all time, air force 1's, he somehow manages to stand out from the rest of the garbage rappers on the track

verse

Don't get me, Don't get me wrong man
Now Murphy Lee ain't dumb man
Cuz' if the shoe is on the shelf you should have some man
You cannot sit up and tell me that you have none man
You may not have three or four but you got one man


W
T
F

is that? :eek: :confused: lol

neils7147933
12-02-2004, 07:52 PM
you could make a whole thread about the notorious big alone. he rhymes the most off the wall shyt and its just sick . just take a look at a verse from the song "Victory"

In The Commision, you ask for permission to hit em
He don't like me, him and wild wifey was wit em
You heard of us, the murderers, most shady
Been on the low lately, the feds hate me
The son of *Satan*, they say my killin's too blatant
You hesitatin, I'm in your mama crib waitin
Duct tapin, your fam destiny
lays in my hands, gat lays in my waist
Francis, M to the iz-H phenominal
Gun rest under your vest by the abdominal
Rhyme a few bars so I can buy a few cars
And I kick a few flows so I can pimp a few hoes
Excellence is my presence, never tense
Never hesitant, leave a ***** bent real quick
Real sick, brawl nights, I perform like Mike
Anyone -- Tyson, Jordan, Jackson
action, pack guns, ridiculous
And I'm, quick to bust, if my ends you touch
Kids or girl you touch, in this world I clutch
Two auto-matoes, used to call me fatso
Now you call me Castro, my rap flows
militant, y'all ******s ain't killin ****
Ooops Cristal keep spillin ****, you overdid it homes
You in the danger zone, you shouldn't be alone
Hold hands and say it like me
The most shady, Frankie baby, fantastic
Graphic, tryin to make dough, like Jurassic
Park did quick to spark kids who start ****
See me, only me
The Underboss of this holocaust



theres a good 3-4 WTF moments in that verse, guy was a lyrical genius. favorite part is "brawl nights I perform like mike- anyone jordan, tyson , jackson " LOL fuccing big

He's got that venom rhyme like Sprite got lemon-lime

neils7147933
12-02-2004, 07:53 PM
LOL that rhyme reminds me of the worst rapper in the game, murphy lee. on one of the worst rap songs of all time, air force 1's, he somehow manages to stand out from the rest of the garbage rappers on the track

verse

Don't get me, Don't get me wrong man
Now Murphy Lee ain't dumb man
Cuz' if the shoe is on the shelf you should have some man
You cannot sit up and tell me that you have none man
You may not have three or four but you got one man


W
T
F

is that? :eek: :confused: lol

that's not actually too bad; it's a passable poetic device because the bold words sound alike with the last word of the line being identical to the one before.

Mikie
12-02-2004, 07:54 PM
Who know that one?

The Fix
12-02-2004, 08:23 PM
Yes, love love you're ****ing attitude
because the ***** play ***** that's the ***** that's getting screwed
and bruised up from the pistol whipping
webs on the neck from the necklace stripping
Then I'm dipping up the block and I'm robbing *****es too
up the herring bones and bamboos
I wouldn't give **** if you're pregnant
Give me the baby rings and a #1 MOM pendant
-B.I.G

this fits the thread to a tee. biggie was relentless

The Fix
12-04-2004, 02:25 PM
did anybody catch this in the long kiss goodnite by biggie

"Now da years new
I lay my game flat
I want my spot back, take two
Mutha****as mad cuz I blew, *****s envious
Too many *****s on my dick, ****'s strenuous
When my men bust, you just move wit such stamina
Slugs missed ya
I ain't mad at'chya (we ain't mad at'chya)"

this seems to me like a tupac diss.

neils7147933
04-23-2005, 09:35 AM
Sometime wanna be your lover,
Sometime wanna be your friend,
Sometime wanna hug ya,
Hold hands, slow-dance while the record spins,
Opened up your heart 'cause you said I made you feel so comfortable,
Used to play back then, now you all grown-up like Rudy Huxtable,