I listen to a lot of rap music, but some things still remain a mystery.

1. At the beginning of "**** Wit Dre Day", the Dr. says "Yeah. Hell yeah. You know what I'm sayin'?"

I don't know what he's saying. I listened to the song and I still don't know. Is it Yeah, Hell yeah or does it go deeper?

2. P. Diddy aka Puffy aka Sean Combs aka that actor whose lack of skills really showed in Monster's ball aka Puff Daddy aka the guy who screwed Shyne over has a song "I Need a Girl Part 1" where he talks about presumably J. Lo. Here go the lyrics: "First we were friends then became lovers
You was more than my girl, we was like brothers
All night we would play fight under covers..."

Who does that with their brother?

3. When Master P says "Shake what you've got in those jeans/Girl grab the wall and shake it like a dog" and then when the Yin-Yang Twins say "shake it like a salt shaker",

Which action requires more effort? And what's the difference, really? What if a dog was imitating a salt shaker?

4. Craig Mack had a song back in the day with these lyrics: "I'm incredible, best to eat your vegetables. 'Cause I does what I do (Bring It!)

My question - Huh?

More to come...

I listen to a lot of rap music, but some things still remain a mystery.

1. At the beginning of "**** Wit Dre Day", the Dr. says "Yeah. Hell yeah. You know what I'm sayin'?"

I don't know what he's saying. I listened to the song and I still don't know. Is it Yeah, Hell yeah or does it go deeper?

2. P. Diddy aka Puffy aka Sean Combs aka that actor whose lack of skills really showed in Monster's ball aka Puff Daddy aka the guy who screwed Shyne over has a song "I Need a Girl Part 1" where he talks about presumably J. Lo. Here go the lyrics: "First we were friends then became lovers
You was more than my girl, we was like brothers
All night we would play fight under covers..."

Who does that with their brother?

3. When Master P says "Shake what you've got in those jeans/Girl grab the wall and shake it like a dog" and then when the Yin-Yang Twins say "shake it like a salt shaker",

Which action requires more effort? And what's the difference, really? What if a dog was imitating a salt shaker?

4. Craig Mack had a song back in the day with these lyrics: "I'm incredible, best to eat your vegetables. 'Cause I does what I do (Bring It!)

My question - Huh?

More to come...

Some rap lyrics are just ear candy my man! Never meant to be thought about too hard :cool: I love rap myself bcuz i grew up listen it too it and still do.

Don't you think now that they've recorded together twice that Lil' Jon should let Ludacris know that Mr. Raymond's name is "Usher", not "Ursher"?

Yeah alot of rap songs just say some stuff to make no sense whatsoever, I listen to rap all the time, I'm a big fan of it. Neils, who are your favorite rappers? I'm going to list mine here:
.2pac
.Jadakiss
.Juvenile
.Lil Wayne
.Petey Pablo
.T.I
.Lil Wyte
.Terror Squad
.Lil Jon
.DMX
.Snoop Dogg
.Nas
.Akon
.Styles P
.Lil Scrappy
.Ludacris
.Nelly
.B.I.G
.Wyclef
.Twista
.Trick Daddy
.50 Cent (eh..)

I love all of them, 50 cent is alright, I like this new one he has out "How we do" and that's about it really, I know there's alot more i forgot but that's my favorites.

Don't you think now that they've recorded together twice that Lil' Jon should let Ludacris know that Mr. Raymond's name is "Usher", not "Ursher"?

Yeah, big tigger calls him that too...

I listen to a lot of rap music, but some things still remain a mystery.

1. At the beginning of "**** Wit Dre Day", the Dr. says "Yeah. Hell yeah. You know what I'm sayin'?"

I don't know what he's saying. I listened to the song and I still don't know. Is it Yeah, Hell yeah or does it go deeper?

2. P. Diddy aka Puffy aka Sean Combs aka that actor whose lack of skills really showed in Monster's ball aka Puff Daddy aka the guy who screwed Shyne over has a song "I Need a Girl Part 1" where he talks about presumably J. Lo. Here go the lyrics: "First we were friends then became lovers
You was more than my girl, we was like brothers
All night we would play fight under covers..."

Who does that with their brother?

3. When Master P says "Shake what you've got in those jeans/Girl grab the wall and shake it like a dog" and then when the Yin-Yang Twins say "shake it like a salt shaker",

Which action requires more effort? And what's the difference, really? What if a dog was imitating a salt shaker?

4. Craig Mack had a song back in the day with these lyrics: "I'm incredible, best to eat your vegetables. 'Cause I does what I do (Bring It!)

My question - Huh?

More to come...


none of those examples have ever been really talented MCs. hell, Dre even once said "keepin it real; i use crest, so aint no cavities creepin in my grill." those guys are producers and beatmakers that like to shove themselves in their own music.

if you want content outta rap & hip hop lyrics then try:
Tupac
KRS-1
Mos Def
Eminem
Biggie
Nas
Rakim

until then keep eatin and swallowin, hurry hurry step right up and keep followin the leader

-Rakim :boxing:

BIGGIE FOR DUMMIES!!!!

Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Ready to Die
Song: One more chance (remix)
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Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin money
Those the ones I like cause they dont get nathan
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay Guccied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

Lyrics:

And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me,
Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like I lay carpet
Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit

TRANSLATION:

I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.

Lyrics:

Dont see my ones, dont see my guns - get it
Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it
In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia
I dont know what the hells stoppin ya
Im clockin ya - Versace shades watchin ya
Once ya grin, Im in game, begin

TRANSLATION:

Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. Im having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.

Lyrics:

First I talk about how I dress and this
And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses
The sex is just immaculate from the back I get
Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the
Climax that your man cant make
Call and tell him youll be home real late
Lets sing the break

TRANSLATION:

I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He neednt be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you wont be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.

Lyrics:

Shes sick of that song on how its so long
Thought he worked his until I handled my biz
There I is - major pain like Damon Wayans
Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan
Schemin - dont bring your girl round me
True player for real, ask Puff Daddy

TRANSLATION:

Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.

Lyrics:

You - ringin bells with bags from Chanel
Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
She beeped me, meet me at twelve

TRANSLATION:

Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.

Lyrics:

Where you at? Flippin jobs, playin car notes?
While Im swimmin in ya women like the breast stroke
Right stroke, left stroke whats the best stroke
Death stroke - tongue all down her throat
Nuthin left to do but send her home to you
Im through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?

TRANSLATION:

You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence.

Lyrics:

So, whats it gonna be? Him or me?
We can cruise the world with pearls
Gator boots for girls
The envy of all women, crushed linen
Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in em
The finest women I love with a passion
Ya mans a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin

TRANSLATION:

The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner. I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate.

Lyrics:

High fashion - flyin into all states.
Sexin me while your man masturbates.
Isnt this great? Your flight leaves at eight.
Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds.
Lyrically Im supposed to represent.
Im not only the client, Im the player president.

TRANSLATION:

You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! Ill return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 oclock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 oclock. Ill seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

Hilarious stuff Neils... :cool:

Classic thread, i'll get tanked and see what i can come up with