I never saw what everyone else seemed the find irresistible about Natalie Portman. I remember once when all these *******s here at work gathered around the free bagels and they were discussing women. Everyone agreed that Natalie Portman was the hottest ***** on the planet and I was like: "I don't ****ing get it" She was just another skinny white girl with no ass and no tee-tays, I kept on thinking that those ****ers were out of their minds as I stared at my Vida Guerra Desktop...

But then came star wars Episode III and all the hype about it. I hadn't seen Episodes I and II when all the hype started and since all the people I know were making plans about getting together to go see it like loyal nerds I decided that it was time to finally watch these stupid movies. As I was ripping Episode 2 I proceeded to watch Episode 1... Nothing, I thought it sucked... I wondered why my inner nerd couldn't come out and love this crap, I really wanted to be one more nerd and love Star Wars, but Episode 1 totally sucked. By the time Episode 1 ended, Episode 2 had finished bunrning. I said **** it I gotta love this **** by tomorrow, so I popped E2 in and started watching.

Aaaaaahh!! This is when I fell in love with Natalie Portman. Watching her running around in that sexy ass dress with that *** Anakin, rolling around and ****. Damn, I immediately remembered when the same thing happened to me the first time I saw Princess Leia in the metal Bikini in that scene where Creed the Hutt licks her titties... There is something about the way their hair is done and customs they wear. God It feels good to be a nerd and say "**** yeah that skank is hot" when people idolize Natalie Portman. I am fitting in with the nerd crowd, mom. And you thought it was impossible.

I am now ready for Episode 3, bring it on.

PS: **** I am so bored I just typed my lonmgest post ever.

I just saw some movie clips of episode III and the movie looks way better then the other two. The whole movie is cool Jedi fights and war.

She is cute but far from the hottest woman. All I have to say is Selma Hayek!!!

The whole movie is cool Jedi fights and war.

Dammit! I thougt it would be like that too... woe is me for I was really disappointed. Why can't Lucas hand it off to Peter Jackson, and not no LOTR jackson but the demented one... when he did stuff like Dead Alive! Make it like the movie Zulu, thousands of stormtroopers battling it out with a small group of Jedi till it was a complete bloody slaughter....

Some how, Anakin against a group of kindergarten kids just wasn't the same :mad:

Dammit! I thougt it would be like that too... woe is me for I was really disappointed. Why can't Lucas hand it off to Peter Jackson, and not no LOTR jackson but the demented one... when he did stuff like Dead Alive! Make it like the movie Zulu, thousands of stormtroopers battling it out with a small group of Jedi till it was a complete bloody slaughter....

Some how, Anakin against a group of kindergarten kids just wasn't the same :mad:

hahhahahhah

that's just because they didn't show Anakin cut the little kids up.

She is really hot in Starwars because it lets us be the nerds we all are, deep down AND lets just drool over a hot woman.

She is still hot outside Star Wars but in a much different way. She has the bookworm look outside starwars. She is hot but not as hot as she is in Starwars mode.

She is ok in Star Wars...but nowhere near as hot as in The Professional...

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