Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet 20 thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought you were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

heh I'm no blonde but that joke was very funny.. and very true :D

LOL i liked it too, even reading it made me wonder, wow she got lucky strippin, but the ending kinda made me realize wat was actually goin on lol

John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Swore like a trooper.
After trying everything to clean up the bird's vocabulary, John blew his stack, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and screamed, then suddenly went quiet. Fearing he'd hurt him, John opened the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto his arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."
Stunned, John was just about to ask what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, when the bird continued, "Uh, may I ask what the turkey did?"