View Full Version : Epic Beard Man vs. Kimbo


kaps
02-18-2010, 10:45 PM
EBM by KO Rd 1. Dana, make it happen!

Talon
02-18-2010, 10:51 PM
Oh my god thats an awesome idea. their beards both have the same shape. 1 is white. 1 is black. thats so awesome

OaktownGhost
02-19-2010, 12:07 AM
I came into this thread hoping to see a funny video and got nothing

damn homie why did u do me like that

$ LegenD $
02-19-2010, 10:01 AM
just noticed that drawing too very funny....so thats really his name on the net huh epic beard man.....thats a great idea ebm vs. kimbo headlining a ufc fight night loser shaves his beard right after the fight....i got ebm by tko strikes

Dorian
02-19-2010, 10:56 AM
Well we only know one thing about the EBM, he packs a lot of heat behind his punches but we have yet to see his ground game.

I still think Kimbo would hesitate for a takedown and would trade it out, it's a toss up here.

KESSLER
02-19-2010, 12:07 PM
I got the Beard Man by knockout.

Talon
02-19-2010, 02:21 PM
just noticed that drawing too very funny....so thats really his name on the net huh epic beard man.....thats a great idea ebm vs. kimbo headlining a ufc fight night loser shaves his beard right after the fight....i got ebm by tko strikes

hahahahahahhaha loser shaves his beard

Derranged
02-19-2010, 03:14 PM
So because some old racist bearded man beat up some loser on the bus he can become a pro MMA fighter??

Doesn't speak well for the sport.

Although, that isnt too much different from what Kimbo did...

Napalm Death
02-19-2010, 04:16 PM
EBM should have a title shot if he wins.

deezdominates
02-19-2010, 04:20 PM
Fight never gets made. Kimbo shines epic beard mans shoes...

musiol
02-19-2010, 04:28 PM
beardman wins due to higher workrate and bad ass cardio and a more schooled beard compared to kimbo

ny123
02-19-2010, 04:33 PM
So because some old racist bearded man beat up some loser on the bus he can become a pro MMA fighter??

Doesn't speak well for the sport.

Although, that isnt too much different from what Kimbo did...

why is the old man a racist? i watched the video once and didnt notice him saying or doing anything racist did i miss something?

deezdominates
02-19-2010, 04:35 PM
why is the old man a racist? i watched the video once and didnt notice him saying or doing anything racist did i miss something?

Pretty sure he tells the black guy to shine his shoes, and then the black guy says "why does the black man gotta shine your shoes"

Epic Beard man: "don't matter, could be a chinaman"

Derranged
02-19-2010, 04:51 PM
why is the old man a racist? i watched the video once and didnt notice him saying or doing anything racist did i miss something?

Pretty sure he tells the black guy to shine his shoes, and then the black guy says "why does the black man gotta shine your shoes"

Epic Beard man: "don't matter, could be a chinaman"

There's your answer.

But it wasn't necessary for me to add that he may have been racist.

DIB420
02-19-2010, 05:48 PM
I think EBM keeps his power in that fanny pack, if Kimbo can take that, KIMBO becomes ATG

Tsukiyomi
02-19-2010, 06:58 PM
I think EBM keeps his power in that fanny pack, if Kimbo can take that, KIMBO becomes ATG

Nice perception, that might be his source of strength.

Dorian
02-19-2010, 09:06 PM
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DIB420
02-19-2010, 09:24 PM
Epic Beard Man is Thomas Bruso

http://www.mercurynews.com/top-stories/ci_14434328

The latest altercation involving Thomas Bruso began when a younger man on the bus began yelling at Bruso, who calls himself "Tom Slick," "Vietnam Tom" and "Epic Beard Man."

K-Yo
02-20-2010, 09:28 AM
In the video the camera people can be heard saying beat his white ass and referring to him as pinky?? But the white man who moved from his seat to the front of the bus was the one being racist? Racism can't be passed off as a one way thing anymore.

Back to the topic. Epic beard man by TKO round 1 ala Seth Petruzelli.

BIGPROPPADUMP
02-20-2010, 05:20 PM
EBM by KO Rd 1. Dana, make it happen!



This would sound about right........I'm a Vietnam vet mother****er!

The RealDeal
02-20-2010, 05:27 PM
why is the old man a racist? i watched the video once and didnt notice him saying or doing anything racist did i miss something?

He answer your question here :

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Tsukiyomi
02-20-2010, 06:08 PM
Saying Chinaman doesn't make him racist.

JmtRyan
02-20-2010, 06:34 PM
He wasn't racist, he thought he heard the negro say he would shine his shoes for his mothers funeral, so EPIC BEARD MAN, as how much it would cost.

And the rest, as they say is history.

wojosh6
02-20-2010, 07:25 PM
i hadn't heard about EBM until I just googled it after reading this thread...holy **** that is funny.

this is the best remix video though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08&feature=player_embedded