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masterdirector
05-14-2005, 04:34 AM
Join The Guild

There is a Guild Entrance fee of $100,000. It guarantees you fame and the best bang for your Buck here on Boxingscene. Don't get ****ed over anymore.

Plus, there will be monthly Guild Awards, as well as the major end of the year Guild Awards.

Only Guild members get nominated for the Awards. And Guild Members will get exclusive videos cut and edited by Masterdirector himself.

Don't end up on Boxingscene's blacklist. Join the Guild today.

EXIGE
05-14-2005, 04:36 AM
lol ... any1 wanna join this for 100 000.

masterdirector
05-14-2005, 05:55 AM
Yes, they will. This Guild will be huge. It'll be bigger than BoxingScene.

****, it just might take over the entire Internet. They might rename The Internet the Guild. It'll be wwg.(domainname).act
Welcome to the World Wide Guild. Join today.

Special introductory fee of only $100,000. Girls are welcome to join, no fatties please.

masterdirector
05-14-2005, 08:17 AM
eXig3, welcome to The Guild. Consider yourself lucky.

masterdirector
05-17-2005, 12:41 AM
The Guild has umm...2 or 3 members and is growing strong, or weak. Am I really a member since I'm running the Guild? Err...I guess so.

The Guild:
Masterdirector
Exig3
Ranger2408 (formerly Garrett)

They'll be getting to see my videos and they're protected against ending up on BoxingScene's dreaded blacklist, not to mention they get to tell everyone "Hey, I'm a member of The Guild" which is ****ing awesome.

Boxerdog
05-17-2005, 12:44 AM
Seems to be the hot ticket all right!

The Fix
05-17-2005, 12:48 AM
is this just a point grab scam? ;) :D

masterdirector
05-17-2005, 01:57 AM
umm...NO! Join...donate your money! Now! Do it.

You'll be protected from the blacklist!

Pay the $100,000 and join The Guild today.

masterdirector
05-17-2005, 02:04 AM
Look, $100,000 seems high, but that shows dedication. It gives The Guild legitimacy. And, you know, it pays for refreshments and popcorn and ****. Ranger and Exig or whatever didn't complain. And now they're elite members.

You guys realize there's only 3 Guild members, which makes us like super cool because it means not just anybody is a member.

Think about all the cool videos you'll get to see, custom cut by yours truly. If you're content being a loser, don't join the Guild. That's fine by me. But if you want to be the best, join the Guild.

Men fear him

Women love him

He's the main man

And he's better than you...

Master Director

Join the Guild, be the best.

marvdave
05-17-2005, 05:12 PM
Men fear him

Women love him

He's the main man

And he's better than you...

Master Director

Join the Guild, be the best.

If I disagree with all that, can I still join? Donation pending..

SonnyG8R
05-17-2005, 05:22 PM
I'm in. But I expect gold, no platinum member status. :D

masterdirector
05-27-2005, 05:42 AM
But of course.

Yeah I want to upload my 2nd Student film, but its 1.5 GB. Any suggestions?