View Full Version : [R-RATED] Loccy Lang


BOLLOCKS
02-13-2010, 12:45 AM
**** lang, but it's my lang.

BOLLOCKS
02-13-2010, 12:46 AM
http://i47.tinypic.com/2h57fb7.jpg

BOLLOCKS
02-13-2010, 12:52 AM
When I went to go see The Book Of Eli in the cinema, there was some cunt with a few beezies who sat behind me, and the cunt kept talking during the film, what a cheeky cunt, doesn't he know nobody gives a **** about his commentary on the film, bet he was a Denzel fan, I blame Denzel. :nonono:

BOLLOCKS
02-13-2010, 12:54 AM
The ending twas' pretty gay.

BOLLOCKS
02-13-2010, 12:55 AM
**** Denzel.

BOLLOCKS
02-13-2010, 12:55 AM
Daybreakers was better.

Spray_resistant
02-13-2010, 01:31 AM
Daybreakers was better.

Daybreakers was solid, the ending was weak but over all they kept it realistic.

It was the 1st movie I had gone to in over 2 years.

Looks like I will be going again Monday as a V-day favor to the missus:banghead:

BOLLOCKS
02-13-2010, 02:23 AM
Daybreakers was solid, the ending was weak but over all they kept it realistic.

It was the 1st movie I had gone to in over 2 years.

Looks like I will be going again Monday as a V-day favor to the missus:banghead:

What are you going to watch? Some gay ****? :D

Spray_resistant
02-13-2010, 03:29 AM
What are you going to watch? Some gay ****? :D

Whatever she wants to watch so most likely some Wolfman ****.

BOLLOCKS
02-13-2010, 03:35 AM
Whatever she wants to watch so most likely some Wolfman ****.

The Wolf Man film or Twilight? :D

The Scientist
02-13-2010, 08:50 AM
I'll be your huckleberry.

WhoreUs
02-13-2010, 08:57 AM
http://www.northerntool.com/images/product/images/17856_lg.jpg

- v e t -
02-13-2010, 08:57 AM
:lol1: @ 1 star

The Scientist
02-13-2010, 09:00 AM
Defecate on this thread.

WhoreUs
02-13-2010, 09:02 AM
thread needs food

http://thecandymall.com/hp_zencart/images/capn-crunchs-peanut-butter-crunch-cereal-box.jpg

The Scientist
02-13-2010, 09:05 AM
Lucky Charms is probably the only cereal I would eat for dinner.

WhoreUs
02-13-2010, 09:08 AM
Lucky Charms is probably the only cereal I would eat for dinner.

photoshop this to Loccy Charms
no clue how to do it myself :lol1:

http://goodbadandugly2.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cereal.jpg

The Scientist
02-13-2010, 09:12 AM
photoshop this to Loccy Charms
no clue how to do it myself :lol1:

http://goodbadandugly2.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cereal.jpg

:439:

I would love to, but....

I'm currently on the internet using an Ubuntu CD, no hard drive....lamesauce.

- v e t -
02-13-2010, 09:20 AM
Lucky Charms is probably the only cereal I would eat for dinner.

back in my stoner days, cereal was the greatest.... perfect for cottonmouth AND munchies

much like ice cream!

WhoreUs
02-13-2010, 09:21 AM
:439:

I would love to, but....

I'm currently on the internet using an Ubuntu CD, no hard drive....lamesauce.

dammit, oh well
Loccy like Deniro
pic from last Deniro movie I saw recently

http://www.productdose.com/images/custom/deniro.jpg

The Scientist
02-13-2010, 09:26 AM
back in my stoner days, cereal was the greatest.... perfect for cottonmouth AND munchies

much like ice cream!

Growing up my fam was so poor generic cereal was what we ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner a lot of the time.

My little malnutritioned ass developed a love and hate relationship with cereal.

When I discovered Lucky Charms, it was truly a defining moment in my life.

The Scientist
02-13-2010, 09:28 AM
dammit, oh well
Loccy like Deniro
pic from last Deniro movie I saw recently

http://www.productdose.com/images/custom/deniro.jpg

Bobby looks constipated.

Bad biscotti.

- v e t -
02-13-2010, 09:29 AM
Growing up my fam was so poor generic cereal was what we ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner a lot of the time.

My little malnutritioned ass developed a love and hate relationship with cereal.

When I discovered Lucky Charms, it was truly a defining moment in my life.

if by generic cereal, you mean this, i can relate somewhat

http://www.slyskunk.com/images/KingVitaman.gif

WhoreUs
02-13-2010, 09:31 AM
Bobby looks constipated.

Bad biscotti.

stressing the drama
"you Jew muddafucca you!"

http://estb.msn.com/i/BF/8E16EF1C7158A36656A3C484F2DABE.jpg

The Scientist
02-13-2010, 09:45 AM
stressing the drama
"you Jew muddafucca you!"

http://estb.msn.com/i/BF/8E16EF1C7158A36656A3C484F2DABE.jpg

Best line of the whole movie.

Remember that scene when Stone's character was going to give Pesci's charcater some head in the lincoln?

I tried to push my chicks head down like that, and she unleashed an uppercut to my nuts.

Last time I try to imitate fiction.

Oasis_Lad
02-13-2010, 09:48 AM
I agree with the rating of this thread.

BOLLOCKS
02-13-2010, 09:50 AM
I agree with the rating of this thread.

I blame it on racism.

WhoreUs
02-13-2010, 09:51 AM
Best line of the whole movie.

Remember that scene when Stone's character was going to give Pesci's charcater some head in the lincoln?

I tried to push my chicks head down like that, and she unleashed an uppercut to my nuts.

Last time I try to imitate fiction.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/0/8/708942f083eedd09960f67aa04d3f0f6.jpg
http://data30.sevenload.com/data54/slcom/hr/cf/ljmmge/ljsymhfcji.jpg~/Joe-Pesci-Sharon-Stone-Casino.jpg

The Scientist
02-13-2010, 09:58 AM
if by generic cereal, you mean this, i can relate somewhat

http://www.slyskunk.com/images/KingVitaman.gif

Guh, blrrrgh, uh gad...:puke:

The Scientist
02-13-2010, 10:00 AM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/0/8/708942f083eedd09960f67aa04d3f0f6.jpg
http://data30.sevenload.com/data54/slcom/hr/cf/ljmmge/ljsymhfcji.jpg~/Joe-Pesci-Sharon-Stone-Casino.jpg

I'd still plough past prime stone.

http://kingtartous.com/king/images/Sharon%20Stone.jpg

WhoreUs
02-13-2010, 10:01 AM
great knockoff cereal
only $1
Great Value is the new Malt o meal

http://schvetbandits.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/cocoa_cool.jpg

The Scientist
02-13-2010, 10:06 AM
Would you hit it?

http://boston.grubstreet.com/Chipotle%20Burrito.jpg

WhoreUs
02-13-2010, 10:09 AM
Would you hit it?
http://boston.grubstreet.com/Chipotle%20Burrito.jpg
http://kingtartous.com/king/images/Sharon%20Stone.jpg

I'd hit both

The Scientist
02-13-2010, 10:27 AM
I'd hit both

Loccy wouldn't, he's into toothless brit "beezies" and english breakfasts.

- v e t -
02-13-2010, 10:30 AM
great knockoff cereal
only $1
Great Value is the new Malt o meal

http://schvetbandits.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/cocoa_cool.jpg

:lol1:

i buy everything i can in the Great Value name...

BOLLOCKS
02-15-2010, 10:40 AM
I woke at 10PM today, and ****.

WhoreUs
02-15-2010, 10:43 AM
I woke at 10PM today, and ****.

did you eat knockoff cereal for breakfast?

BOLLOCKS
02-15-2010, 10:45 AM
No, no cereal.

WhoreUs
02-15-2010, 10:52 AM
No, no cereal.

any breakfast at all?
it begins your day right
I was actually too full to eat this morning though

- v e t -
02-15-2010, 10:53 AM
any breakfast at all?
it begins your day right
I was actually too full to eat this morning though

whoreus, i think you ARE me...

i couldnt eat this morning either...

:nonono:

BOLLOCKS
02-15-2010, 10:53 AM
10PM is not the morning. :nonono:

BOLLOCKS
02-15-2010, 10:54 AM
Everybody stop posting in my lang. :nonono:

The Scientist
02-15-2010, 02:38 PM
How you gonna act like I'm not some kind of monsta, I'll ball your ass up like Blanka, smack 123 times like E. Honda...:werd:

Oasis_Lad
02-15-2010, 02:41 PM
Loccy only? **** that. Variety is the spice of life.

BOLLOCKS
02-17-2010, 06:19 PM
Day 3 of Limey Lang Retirement.

BOLLOCKS
02-17-2010, 06:20 PM
I'm feeling fine.

Twas kind of hot outside while picking up my nephew from school, that was gay.

BOLLOCKS
02-17-2010, 06:21 PM
**** you, heat!

BOLLOCKS
02-17-2010, 06:22 PM
My nephew wanted to play the PS3 in my room, told him to **** off.

BOLLOCKS
02-17-2010, 06:38 PM
I hate people.

BOLLOCKS
02-17-2010, 06:38 PM
I don't hate all people, I just want them all to die.

BOLLOCKS
02-17-2010, 11:32 PM
Cut myself while shaving. :nonono:

BOLLOCKS
02-18-2010, 12:19 PM
I never wonder.

BOLLOCKS
02-18-2010, 12:21 PM
Day 4 Of Limey Lang Retirement.

BOLLOCKS
02-19-2010, 11:36 AM
Day 5 Of Limey Lang Retirement.

KESSLER
02-19-2010, 11:38 AM
That true ****.

BOLLOCKS
02-19-2010, 12:57 PM
Everybody knows girls can't do ****, other than suck dick.

BOLLOCKS
02-19-2010, 01:25 PM
I was walking my nephew to school today, and I thought to myself, Loccy wtf are you going to do with your life?, I'd like to make films , become a serial killer, or a Boxer, but I don't if I have what it takes to do it successfully. :nonono:

Left Banned Tua
02-19-2010, 01:49 PM
why are you retired from lang again?

BOLLOCKS
02-19-2010, 01:59 PM
You should of raped the *****es he was with.

He was a big loud black guy, I was a bit too intimidated, to think of raping anybody. :nonono:

Flab
02-19-2010, 01:59 PM
Cut myself while shaving. :nonono:

Don't lie.

BOLLOCKS
02-19-2010, 02:01 PM
why are you retired from lang again?

To change things up a bit.

BOLLOCKS
02-19-2010, 08:33 PM
Psycho Pedo Rap
By Loccy

Top Notch Beezy
Her Ass In Need Of A Squeeze
At Gun Point She Freeze
I’m A Straight Creeper
I Don’t Fear Death
I Fear Sexual Offending Failure
Shut Up ***** Is What I Tell Her
Legally Sane
Loccy’s The Name
Ted Bundy Life Style
Straight Pedophile
She’s 15
And I’m Hard As ****
Beezy Suck And Don’t Duck
The Semen
I Must Be Dreamin
Disagree Then **** Your Opinion
Pedophilia I’m Bringing
To The Table
When I’m Done Breaking In
The ***** I Leave It Disabled
I Hope The Fact That I’m A Cheester
Impresses Her
She’s Fifth teen
****ing Her Is My Thing
The Chase Of That Young *****
AKA Pedophilia
That Fresh Puss Will Fill Ya
With Joy
Them Old Beezies I Avoid
Don’t Like Nothing Old But The Dinero
That’s Cash Paper
Ain’t Scared Of Coming Off As A Rapist
Piss On Her Braces
I’d Think About The Beezy
Looking Pretty In Pigtails
While Chilling In Jail Cells
She’s Fifth Teen Years Young
Beezy Let Me Cum
On That Pretty Young Face
Welcome To My Palace
Showed Her My Dick Was A Warrior Like Diego Corrales
Beezy’s Name Was Alice
I Jizzed In Her Throat
Then Murder She Wrote
Cause I Slit That Throat

t.boone.pickenz
02-19-2010, 09:24 PM
Psycho Pedo Rap
By Loccy

Top Notch Beezy
Her Ass In Need Of A Squeeze
At Gun Point She Freeze
I’m A Straight Creeper
I Don’t Fear Death
I Fear Sexual Offending Failure
Shut Up ***** Is What I Tell Her
Legally Sane
Loccy’s The Name
Ted Bundy Life Style
Straight Pedophile
She’s 15
And I’m Hard As ****
Beezy Suck And Don’t Duck
The Semen
I Must Be Dreamin
Disagree Then **** Your Opinion
Pedophilia I’m Bringing
To The Table
When I’m Done Breaking In
The ***** I Leave It Disabled
I Hope The Fact That I’m A Cheester
Impresses Her
She’s Fifth teen
****ing Her Is My Thing
The Chase Of That Young *****
AKA Pedophilia
That Fresh Puss Will Fill Ya
With Joy
Them Old Beezies I Avoid
Don’t Like Nothing Old But The Dinero
That’s Cash Paper
Ain’t Scared Of Coming Off As A Rapist
Piss On Her Braces
I’d Think About The Beezy
Looking Pretty In Pigtails
While Chilling In Jail Cells
She’s Fifth Teen Years Young
Beezy Let Me Cum
On That Pretty Young Face
Welcome To My Palace
Showed Her My Dick Was A Warrior Like Diego Corrales
Beezy’s Name Was Alice
I Jizzed In Her Throat
Then Murder She Wrote
Cause I Slit That Throat


yo that was savage material... even though it was most likely ghostwritten

Clegg
02-20-2010, 02:30 AM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a113/Naruto_Shaka_/Elfen_Lied_07_002.jpg

BOLLOCKS
02-20-2010, 02:37 AM
The Japanese are amateurs.

Clegg
02-20-2010, 03:09 AM
Japanese are professional IMO.

AA in his new ferrari is professional for sure

http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww1/mt1028799/fc360ep3720pmkv_snapshot_2841_20100.jpg

BOLLOCKS
02-20-2010, 03:18 AM
The Japanese censor ****.

Amateurs. :nonono:

Clegg
02-20-2010, 03:21 AM
The Japanese censor ****.

Amateurs. :nonono:

Yeah, it sucks that they do that, and that a lot of Japanese **** stars have hairy cunts :lol1:

BOLLOCKS
02-20-2010, 03:28 PM
Day 6 Of Limey Lang Retirement.

Sick/
02-23-2010, 08:01 AM
Hentai ****

MANGLER
03-02-2010, 03:00 AM
Thread needs Stacy. :luvbed:

http://allhustle.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/stacey-dash1.jpg

BOLLOCKS
03-02-2010, 01:21 PM
:lol1:

She's in her 40s, her 14 was her prime.

Derranged
03-02-2010, 01:40 PM
At least you admit that it's a **** Lang.

Flab
03-02-2010, 01:43 PM
http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/6341_freema12822.jpg

The Scientist
03-04-2010, 09:38 AM
What?...what is this?...blood.

MANGLER
03-05-2010, 03:20 AM
:lol1:

She's in her 40s, her 14 was her prime.

She still fine as hell.

Akinapepemo
03-06-2010, 04:52 AM
Thread needs Stacy. :luvbed:

http://allhustle.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/stacey-dash1.jpg

i'd hit that fine behind.

Clegg
03-06-2010, 04:59 AM
She's like fine wine, gets better with age.

BOLLOCKS
03-06-2010, 05:01 AM
Wine is gay.

Pedo Pride!

Hi-Dro
03-06-2010, 08:25 AM
sup loccy lang

The Scientist
03-11-2010, 10:35 PM
Virgil Hill.

MANGLER
03-12-2010, 01:24 AM
Thread needs Halle too.

http://www.realbollywood.com/news/up_images/11112899.jpg
http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bwp12halle_berry.jpg

MANGLER
03-12-2010, 01:27 AM
Thread needs Vivica too.

http://vivicafox.info/images/vivica_fox%20-%209.jpg
http://www.egyptsaidso.com/wp-content/uploader/2009/01/vivica-fox-4.jpg
http://blackgaygossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/vivica-fox-cougar.jpg

MANGLER
03-12-2010, 01:34 AM
On the boxing side of things, thread needs Tyson.

http://richavady.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/tyson-spinks.jpg
http://www.ourring.com/images/MikeTysonBelts.jpg

MANGLER
03-12-2010, 02:24 PM
Gotta throw EM in here.

http://hitterz.files.wordpress.com/2006/01/MoralesPacquiao_1_031905.jpg
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/richard_obrien/01/19/dibella/p1_pacquiao_0119.jpg
http://www.canadastarboxing.com/images/fighters/Erik-Morales0402-0503-06.jpg

MANGLER
03-16-2010, 01:36 AM
Get MAB up in here too.

http://cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/276/037/16/2847531-m.jpg
http://www.epicarena.com/storage/barrera.jpg
http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/1167/Marco-Antonio-Barrera-Marquez22.jpg
http://www.thesweetscience.com/images/6283/marco_antonio_barrera_240x230_20060413.jpg

Clyde Barrow
03-17-2010, 11:29 PM
"fat *****es need to stop being fat *****es" - Loccy the poet

MANGLER
03-26-2010, 02:16 AM
Keep usin *****es as avatars Loc. :bootyshake:

Clyde Barrow
06-05-2010, 06:41 AM
http://projectheresy.com/images/miranda-kerr.jpg

Loccy, Loccy, Loccy, you've got me starting to admire this lass mate. I wasn't aware of her before she began occupying your avatars and sigs recently. seen a few pics where she doesn't look so sweet, but more where she does indeed make me fancy putting a hard bone in her. She looks young, but just old enough to be legal. I like that. :hitit:

BOLLOCKS
06-05-2010, 01:33 PM
http://projectheresy.com/images/miranda-kerr.jpg

Loccy, Loccy, Loccy, you've got me starting to admire this lass mate. I wasn't aware of her before she began occupying your avatars and sigs recently. seen a few pics where she doesn't look so sweet, but more where she does indeed make me fancy putting a hard bone in her. She looks young, but just old enough to be legal. I like that. :hitit:

Aye, she's 27, 'tis pretty old. :D

Ether
06-05-2010, 01:55 PM
Freepost!










That was quite expensive.

BritishBoxing92
06-05-2010, 02:23 PM
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/wladimir-klitschko-and-hayden-panettiere_380x546.jpg

Clyde Barrow
06-06-2010, 05:31 PM
Aye, she's 27, 'tis pretty old. :D

Really? She looks a lot younger than 27 to me.

- v e t -
06-06-2010, 05:31 PM
your mother!

BOLLOCKS
06-06-2010, 05:37 PM
Really? She looks a lot younger than 27 to me.

Yes, Sir.

She may be a few years younger in some pics though, she's been with Victoria Secret since like 06 I think..

BOLLOCKS
06-06-2010, 05:37 PM
your mother!

http://www.broadway.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mammamia300705.gif

Clyde Barrow
06-06-2010, 08:41 PM
Yes, Sir.

She may be a few years younger in some pics though, she's been with Victoria Secret since like 06 I think..

I adore her baby face and thick lips. She looks like one of those dizzy young girls who gives good head. :luvbed: