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Bluecifer
05-10-2005, 08:40 PM
ass smell out of your ass? I scrub and I scrub, sometimes with a brillo pad and clorox but that ass smell just won't go away! I mean, with alot of work I can get that smell off my finger, so why not my ass? Is it because I sit in this leather chair all day that doesn't breathe very well? Allison, Cesaro.... anyone with any expertise on this subject please help a brother out. I'm tired of this not so fresh feeling.....

The Ensanity
05-10-2005, 08:54 PM
ass smell out of your ass? I scrub and I scrub, sometimes with a brillo pad and clorox but that ass smell just won't go away! I mean, with alot of work I can get that smell off my finger, so why not my ass? Is it because I sit in this leather chair all day that doesn't breathe very well? Allison, Cesaro.... anyone with any expertise on this subject please help a brother out. I'm tired of this not so fresh feeling.....

Try what sluts and gays do....Put a **** in there and let the semen bleach out the smell.

Bluecifer
05-10-2005, 09:41 PM
Hmmmm, not sure if I'm willing to try that technique....some people might miscontsrue that as a homsexual activity and I wouldn't want that to ruin my political career if I become governor.....Maybe an anal massingail of Pina Colada or something....

The Ensanity
05-10-2005, 09:53 PM
Hmmmm, not sure if I'm willing to try that technique....some people might miscontsrue that as a homsexual activity and I wouldn't want that to ruin my political career if I become governor.....Maybe an anal massingail of Pina Colada or something....
Jager? Jager in the ass?

Shaolin Bushido
05-10-2005, 10:10 PM
I think this is a matter of marination. When you go an extended amount of time marinating your anus, so to speak, in sweat, cum, **** that has leached down to your taint during those times when you've sweatted an undue amount, it's only natural that your ******* will assume the "flavor", if you will, of the combined aromas involved. The strongest of these will be most prevalent, hence the ****ty smell you've come to associate with your *******.

I saw an instance like this just today on the Food Network; the wild game they were preparing was a bit strong so try what they tried .... pour ketchup on it.

Ketchup fixes everything.

Carlao
05-11-2005, 09:38 AM
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nance
05-11-2005, 02:47 PM
Baby wipes. :p

Mr. Beelzebub
05-11-2005, 03:10 PM
Try douche, mang. If it helps skanks get rid of that yiest infected, rotten coochie smell it might help you.

nance
05-11-2005, 03:11 PM
Try douche, mang. If it helps skanks get rid of that yiest infected, rotten coochie smell it might help you.


You are grossly misinformed.

Doucheing DOES NOT get rid of yeast infections. Any woman who believes that has too many of them and they are recurring...stay away from her!

Mr. Beelzebub
05-11-2005, 03:13 PM
You are grossly misinformed.

Doucheing DOES NOT get rid of yeast infections. Any woman who believes that has too many of them and they are recurring...stay away from her!

I know that. I said "yeast infected, rotten smell"... I have come across some girls with that problem and douching helps with the smell derived from the infection.

Douche that ass, blue. Mad douche.

nance
05-11-2005, 05:29 PM
I know that. I said "yeast infected, rotten smell"... I have come across some girls with that problem and douching helps with the smell derived from the infection.

Douche that ass, blue. Mad douche.


sorry...misunderstood you.

It's not healthy to douche anyhow...it throws of the ph balance and makes things worse...

Mr. Beelzebub
05-11-2005, 05:34 PM
sorry...misunderstood you.

It's not healthy to douche anyhow...it throws of the ph balance and makes things worse...

As long as it doesn't smell, it's all good. If it throws off the PH balance, I can use some of the PH stabilizer for my fishtank... As long as it doesn't smell.

Shaolin Bushido
05-11-2005, 06:39 PM
Ketchup man. I'm tellin ya.

nance
05-11-2005, 08:19 PM
*Shakes head* :rolleyes:

Shaolin Bushido
05-11-2005, 08:26 PM
*Shakes head* :rolleyes:

I hear ya MCM. That's silly ... "douches".















When Men do it, it's called an enema!(mix up some warm water and ketchup) and squirt it up your :*******: