boxing fan
05-09-2005, 01:35 PM
'Cause my friend Raul says he had someone blasted for doing that very thing.
Remember when I said that I had this neat job, taking packages from someone on the East side of Indy and delivering them to Raul 'cause he can't go anywhere because he's on home detention?
Well, I went up there in my grandma's Buick she let me borrow and went to the address I was supposed to and asked for Hector just like I was supposed to and gave him the password which I can't tell you because it's a secret. Then I gave the money to the guy who must have been Hector and he gave me this box.
The box was kind of heavy and I said, "What's in the box? Can I look?" And Hector got real mad and asked me if I was 5-0. I told him, no, that my mom wasn't even that old; she's just 37. So then he said, "Where did Raul get this kid?" And I said that we're neighbors and Hector had two guys hold me down while he ripped off my shirt. He said he was looking for a wire and he couldn't find it since I didn't have a wire on. I don't know why he thought I would have one.
Then they took off my shoes and pants. They still couldn't find what they were looking for and I said "Hey, I'm almost naked. You guys need to take a chill pill."
Hector laughed at first then he pulled out a gun and pointed it at me and just like every other time I get embarassed I got a boner. You know, an erection. It's kind of embarassing. One time it happened at the Dairy Queen when this woman was bending over to look for change in her purse and I saw a tattoo she had of a dragon on her left boobie.
I got scared since he had a gun so I ran out of the apartment in my tighty-whities with my thingie at full tension and got into my grandma's car. Luckily, I had the key in the passenger's seat beneath my Hardy Boys book that I was reading during a stall because there was a wreck on the interstate.
So I drove home and told Raul what happened and he got mad and got on the phone and was talking to a guy named Guillermo and he said lots of stuff in Spanish I didn't understand.
The next day he said not to worry, that he had taken care of the situation and that Guillermo had blasted the fool for set tripping. Guillermo must be Hector's dad or Big Brother from the Boys & Girls Club and he must have scolded him for playing with guns and not letting me have the box.
Raul must have felt bad for getting Hector in trouble, though. Raul said when he's off home detention he's going to go up there and clean house. That's a nice gesture I think.
Remember when I said that I had this neat job, taking packages from someone on the East side of Indy and delivering them to Raul 'cause he can't go anywhere because he's on home detention?
Well, I went up there in my grandma's Buick she let me borrow and went to the address I was supposed to and asked for Hector just like I was supposed to and gave him the password which I can't tell you because it's a secret. Then I gave the money to the guy who must have been Hector and he gave me this box.
The box was kind of heavy and I said, "What's in the box? Can I look?" And Hector got real mad and asked me if I was 5-0. I told him, no, that my mom wasn't even that old; she's just 37. So then he said, "Where did Raul get this kid?" And I said that we're neighbors and Hector had two guys hold me down while he ripped off my shirt. He said he was looking for a wire and he couldn't find it since I didn't have a wire on. I don't know why he thought I would have one.
Then they took off my shoes and pants. They still couldn't find what they were looking for and I said "Hey, I'm almost naked. You guys need to take a chill pill."
Hector laughed at first then he pulled out a gun and pointed it at me and just like every other time I get embarassed I got a boner. You know, an erection. It's kind of embarassing. One time it happened at the Dairy Queen when this woman was bending over to look for change in her purse and I saw a tattoo she had of a dragon on her left boobie.
I got scared since he had a gun so I ran out of the apartment in my tighty-whities with my thingie at full tension and got into my grandma's car. Luckily, I had the key in the passenger's seat beneath my Hardy Boys book that I was reading during a stall because there was a wreck on the interstate.
So I drove home and told Raul what happened and he got mad and got on the phone and was talking to a guy named Guillermo and he said lots of stuff in Spanish I didn't understand.
The next day he said not to worry, that he had taken care of the situation and that Guillermo had blasted the fool for set tripping. Guillermo must be Hector's dad or Big Brother from the Boys & Girls Club and he must have scolded him for playing with guns and not letting me have the box.
Raul must have felt bad for getting Hector in trouble, though. Raul said when he's off home detention he's going to go up there and clean house. That's a nice gesture I think.