damn ya'll got sum fine woman..my nieghbor is a fine ass pinoy and her car got damaged from falling tree branches..i ended up going over helping her clean up her yard and **** and she started talking about the typoons that hit the phillipeans(sorry bout the spelling) and i asked her had she ever met manny..she said noand she didnt want to..(guess she knew he'd pipe her down lol)but said he gave pride to the island...any way..any tips ya'll can give me on how to get wit a pinoy lady???what are their intrest??

beer and karaoke will do the trick

damn ya'll got sum fine woman..my nieghbor is a fine ass pinoy and her car got damaged from falling tree branches..i ended up going over helping her clean up her yard and **** and she started talking about the typoons that hit the phillipeans(sorry bout the spelling) and i asked her had she ever met manny..she said noand she didnt want to..(guess she knew he'd pipe her down lol)but said he gave pride to the island...any way..any tips ya'll can give me on how to get wit a pinoy lady???what are their intrest??

Filipina usually like old fashion style of courtship and the easiest way to get to her heart is through her parents. Try to make good impression and build good rapport with her close relatives and you might score a base hit.

By the way, post a picture of her if you don’t mind. :D

damn ya'll got sum fine woman..my nieghbor is a fine ass pinoy and her car got damaged from falling tree branches..i ended up going over helping her clean up her yard and **** and she started talking about the typoons that hit the phillipeans(sorry bout the spelling) and i asked her had she ever met manny..she said noand she didnt want to..(guess she knew he'd pipe her down lol)but said he gave pride to the island...any way..any tips ya'll can give me on how to get wit a pinoy lady???what are their intrest??

Why would a pinoy woman leave the Philippines to go to Memphis Tennessee? LOL Thats like leaving the Hilton to go to the Super 8 hotel...lol ...

There is a magic phrase we used to tell our ladies, if you are a black guy maybe you noticed there are plenty of pinays marrying black guys than whites because they know the right words to say to a pinay.

Try to say this : "Ako laki titi ako kaen pipi"

I really appeciate ya'lls advice..she is fine i swear//if i get close to her i swear i will post a picture...asian woman are so damn exotic..ive never been with one..but i really like this chick been checking her out 4 awhile..this storm was the perfect excuse to talk to her..imma get her.

"kung di mo makuha sa santong dasalan, kunin mo sa santung paspasan"

or just do this: buy San Miguel beer and vetsin (MSG), just 1 tsb of vetsin will do the trick. This is like ecstasy - pinoy style! http://www.spookyigloo.net/spooky/images/smilies/cheersm8.gif

Why would a pinoy woman leave the Philippines to go to Memphis Tennessee? LOL Thats like leaving the Hilton to go to the Super 8 hotel...lol ...

come on man..why **** on my home town??this is where im from and im just saying i have a pinoy lady next door i wanna get close to...so i came here to ask some REAL pinoy MEN a question..what better place to ask for advice on a sexy pinoy lady...lets be men here homie

"kung di mo makuha sa santong dasalan, kunin mo sa santung paspasan"

or just do this: buy San Miguel beer and vetsin (MSG), just 1 tsb of vetsin will do the trick. This is like ecstasy - pinoy style! http://www.spookyigloo.net/spooky/images/smilies/cheersm8.gif

what is vestin homie??

what is vestin homie??

monosodiumglutamate- Ajinomoto

Tell her you'll bench press her sissy ass :lol1:

I really appeciate ya'lls advice..she is fine i swear//if i get close to her i swear i will post a picture...asian woman are so damn exotic..ive never been with one..but i really like this chick been checking her out 4 awhile..this storm was the perfect excuse to talk to her..imma get her.

Good luck bro... :fing02:

what is vestin homie??

lol thats MSG. its looks like crystal meth that chinese restaurants use. but if u tryin to get with a filipina lady, you gotta have ur **** straight, like havin a decent job, good credit and somewhat successful. equal or higher value. start learning a lil bit of tagalog, they like black dudes that speak a lil bit of it. even my girls mom (widowed) has been dating black dudes.

damn ya'll got sum fine woman..my nieghbor is a fine ass pinoy and her car got damaged from falling tree branches..i ended up going over helping her clean up her yard and **** and she started talking about the typoons that hit the phillipeans(sorry bout the spelling) and i asked her had she ever met manny..she said noand she didnt want to..(guess she knew he'd pipe her down lol)but said he gave pride to the island...any way..any tips ya'll can give me on how to get wit a pinoy lady???what are their intrest??
just talk a lot.. respect her parents like they are your extended family.. conservative way of courting a girl.. and you'll tap her ass in no time.

#1 requirement

You need to take a bath everyday if you want to court a Pinay (I'm not saying black people doesn't bathe everyday). :D

#1 requirement

You need to take a bath everyday if you want to court a Pinay (I'm not saying black people doesn't bathe everyday). :D

no. 2 requirement:

brush your teeth twice a day:D

Just be yourself, Larry.
Maybe she's into mannish black lesbians.


I keed. I keed....
Seriously, just be yourself and if it happens, it happens.

she might be ugly as ****!! to larry xxx eyes she's pretty but to our eyes she look like a freaking chimpanzee:killyou:

she might be ugly as ****!! to larry xxx eyes she's pretty but to our eyes she look like a freaking chimpanzee:killyou:



you mean she looks like your katulong gf?

you mean she looks like your katulong gf?

atleast i have a GF, how bout you ***?? you queer ass mongoloid..

atleast i have a GF, how bout you ***?? you queer ass mongoloid..



no, you have a katulong that you think is your gf


and speaking of mongoloids, why dont you post your picture again :D

no, you have a katulong that you think is your gf


and speaking of mongoloids, why dont you post your picture again :D

nevermind..you ***ott, why you wanna look at my pics??:gay:

nevermind..you ***ott, why you wanna look at my pics??:gay:




i need a good laugh...your jokes thread isnt doing it...post your pic...that one where you're showing off those mickey mouse tats :D

just be yourself and start knowing her friends/relatives.

pinays are more often family oriented.

.my nieghbor is a fine ass pinoy You like dudes? :rofl:

The correct word is Pinay.

Yes, Pinays are beautiful, but some of them are Psycho. Go find yourself a Pinay from the Philippines, instead of an Fil-Am.

Learn Tagalog and Cebuano if you want to impress a Pinay. Her parents are going to be really strict and you better like Manny because I never met one Pinoy who doesn't love Manny.

Larry,


tell them you own an internet mafia :dance:

atleast i have a GF, how bout you ***?? you queer ass mongoloid..

mak is a pimp , fool.

better recognize.

he's got 1 wife , 8 girlfriends and at least 2 boyfriends right now.

Mahilig ang mga egot sa pinay na mukhang chimay malamang kamukha ni pokwang yong gusto ni egot. :D

mahilig sila sa malalapad ang ilong. :lol1:

mak is a pimp , fool.

better recognize.

he's got 1 wife , 8 girlfriends and at least 2 boyfriends right now.



1 boyfriend...i broke up with you last week :luvbed:

pag nag suntukan si tua at si mak sino kaya mananalo?


:D

pag nag suntukan si tua at si mak sino kaya mananalo?


:D

alam mo ba ang tale of the tape?

dapat i-post para malaman natin kung anong division ang laban at ang odds.

alam mo ba ang tale of the tape?

dapat i-post para malaman natin kung anong division ang laban at ang odds.


all i know is maks left pinky is shorter than the right one..

and tua has a lisp..

maks a brawler with an appetite for animal inerts basta sinampalukan o nilaga.

and tua is good at making faces.

1 boyfriend...i broke up with you last week :luvbed:

lies.

you couldn't live without me.

pag nag suntukan si tua at si mak sino kaya mananalo?


:D

me.

i'm heavier , stronger and i can take a punch.

i'd take him out in less than a minute.



if he can last past a minute i'm in trouble though.......

me.

i'm heavier , stronger and i can take a punch.

i'd take him out in less than a minute.



if he can last past a minute i'm in trouble though.......

only the bold part is true.

only the bold part is true.

i'm 120 lbs. of pure muscle , buddy.










don't ask what the other 120 is though........

all i know is maks left pinky is shorter than the right one..

and tua has a lisp..

maks a brawler with an appetite for animal inerts basta sinampalukan o nilaga.

and tua is good at making faces.


it was his lisp that got me

lies.

you couldn't live without me.



and his bynum hating that ended it

i'm 120 lbs. of pure muscle , buddy.










don't ask what the other 120 is though........

you weight 200+ lbs ?

and your 5'2'' ?

it was his lisp that got me





and his bynum hating that ended it

i'm telling you!

take out bynum and replace him with gasol , we'd be better.

bynum has more talent and potential but marc matches our team better.

i'm telling you!

take out bynum and replace him with gasol , we'd be better.

bynum has more talent and potential but marc matches our team better.




Marc woulda got punked by KG yesterday




true story

Tale of the Tape
Neck

Chest
(Expanded)

Reach

Waist

Thigh

Calf

Age

Height

Tua and Mak please provide the tale of the tape.

you weight 200+ lbs ?

and your 5'2'' ?

i'm 5'8 cunt.

i'm 5'8 cunt.

i didnt know they make high heel shoes with 6 inches...

Tale of the Tape
Neck

Chest
(Expanded)

Reach

Waist

Thigh

Calf

Age

Height

Tua and Mak please provide the tale of the tape.

neck = 20-22 in.

chest = n/a

reach = 71 in.

waist = 34 in.

thigh = n/a

calf = n/a

age = 31

height = 5 foot 7 1/2 officially (5 foot 8 claimed)

i didnt know they make high heel shoes with 6 inches...

i was 5 foot 7 1/2 when i was like 14 years old that's the last time i got officially measured.

doctor's measurements not mine.

i figure i grew 1/2 an inch more.

i figure i grew 1/2 an inch more.



maybe sideways :dance:

neck = 20-22 in.

chest = n/a

reach = 71 in.

waist = 34 in.

thigh = n/a

calf = n/a

age = 31

height = 5 foot 7 1/2 officially (5 foot 8 claimed)

lol

cant find a measuring tape with enough length?

Marc woulda got punked by KG yesterday




true story

**** no!

ain't no one punking marc.

he's got more meat on his ass than pau.

they were having problems with marc's size in the olympics when he was tubby.

he's in better shape now.



garnett ain't never gonna punk no forward or center.

lol

cant find a measuring tape with enough length?

all the measuring tapes only go up to 5 feet. gotta mark the spot and then measure from there.

it's always screwed up.

sometime i'm 5'6 , sometimes i'm 5'9. wtf?

i ain't 5'6 and i know i ain't 5'9.

**** no!

ain't no one punking marc.

he's got more meat on his ass than pau.

they were having problems with marc's size in the olympics when he was tubby.

he's in better shape now.



garnett ain't never gonna punk no forward or center.




i guess you're right...KG's courage has a height requirement

maybe sideways :dance:

dude i was like a 28-30 in high school.

34 now and sometimes it's kinda snug. :nonono:

i guess you're right...KG's courage has a height requirement

he learned his lesson.

1st it was no one over 6'4 except euros.

then when that one russian dude wanted to lay hands on him......he took the euro exception off.

now it's just no one over 6'4.

he learned his lesson.

1st it was no one over 6'4 except euros.

then when that one russian dude wanted to lay hands on him......he took the euro exception off.

now it's just no one over 6'4.

are you disrespecting kevin garnett?

you guys wanted him in LA since minnesota..

he learned his lesson.

1st it was no one over 6'4 except euros.

then when that one russian dude wanted to lay hands on him......he took the euro exception off.

now it's just no one over 6'4.

Tua, if you wear 34 size jeans, then you're not fat as people claims.

are you disrespecting kevin garnett?

you guys wanted him in LA since minnesota..

don't mean ****.

we wanted jermaine o'neal too......and carlos loozer.



kwame brown was our starting center for ****'s sake.

wilt chamberlain would have been an improvement.

......and he was already dead.

Tua, if you wear 34 size jeans, then you're not fat as people claims.

i have small hips.

if i suck my gut in i can fit smaller jeans.



my belly just goes over it. :lol1:

Tua, if you wear 34 size jeans, then you're not fat as people claims.

every time you talk to tua..
always use this image in your head..

http://www.freewebs.com/learnjudo/sammo_hung.jpg

don't mean ****.

we wanted jermaine o'neal too......and carlos loozer.



kwame brown was our starting center for ****'s sake.

wilt chamberlain would have been an improvement.

......and he was already dead.

hows that grapes taste?

hope it isnt too sour..

every time you talk to tua..
always use this image in your head..

http://www.freewebs.com/learnjudo/sammo_hung.jpg

mother****er , i told you not to show anyone my pic! :burnup:

i have small hips.

if i suck my gut in i can fit smaller jeans.



my belly just goes over it. :lol1:

Instead of tucking your shirt in your pants, you tuck your jeans in your belly.

Is that the new style in the states? :lol1:

hows that grapes taste?

hope it isnt too sour..

sour grapes?

we couldn't have gotten garnett until 2008. same as when the celtics got him.

they won ONE. we won ONE.

only difference is with garnett they probably won't ever win another one.

with gasol we can win another.

pau is about 5-6 years younger than kg.

Instead of tucking your shirt in your pants, you tuck your jeans in your belly.

Is that the new style in the states? :lol1:

yup.

that's why my pants are always low.

i'm not sagging......my belly is pushing the pants down. :lol1:

sour grapes?

we couldn't have gotten garnett until 2008. same as when the celtics got him.

they won ONE. we won ONE.

only difference is with garnett they probably won't ever win another one.

with gasol we can win another.

pau is about 5-6 years younger than kg.

lol even mak prolly disagrees with you..

just because hes younger doesnt mean he'd last longer.

wear and tear.

european ballers are too fragile..except turkish and mediterranean players

lol even mak prolly disagrees with you..

just because hes younger doesnt mean he'd last longer.

wear and tear.

european ballers are too fragile..except turkish and mediterranean players

you haven't been watching garnett play.......

mak is delusional when it comes to bynum but he knows what's up with pau.

NO laker fan would want any other big man to replace pau.

maybe howard. MAYBE.

that's because he's a lot younger.

you haven't been watching garnett play.......

he'll be back in form..

you just wait.

yup.

that's why my pants are always low.

i'm not sagging......my belly is pushing the pants down. :lol1:

but if a size 34 pants still fits you, probably you weigh less than 180 lbs considering you're 5' 8" tall.

he'll be back in form..

you just wait.

yeah he's only been crap for 2 years.

i'm sure when he gets older he'll improve.

but if a size 34 pants still fits you, probably you weigh less than 180 lbs considering you're 5' 8" tall.

i'm 195 right now. i lost weight since my lazy ass hasn't been working out.

i actually wear size 36 because i like it loose and baggy.

lol even mak prolly disagrees with you..

just because hes younger doesnt mean he'd last longer.

wear and tear.

european ballers are too fragile..except turkish and mediterranean players



i'm happy the way everything worked out...KG has nothing left...Pau's gonna be a force for the next 5 years

i'm happy the way everything worked out...KG has nothing left...Pau's gonna be a force for the next 5 years


D12


yeks will be all over you guys..

D12


yeks will be all over you guys..

dwight is good for rebounding and d.



unfortunately...... dwight howard on offense for the lakers will bring back so many bad elden campbell or kwame brown memories.

dwight is good for rebounding and d.



unfortunately...... dwight howard on offense for the lakers will bring back so many bad elden campbell or kwame brown memories.

ok...

so Pau>bynum>howard>kg

D12


yeks will be all over you guys..



i dont think Orlando is dumb enough to let another franchise center leave...or are they? :lol1:

ok...

so Pau>bynum>howard>kg




dude, KG fell down running during yesterday's game and Doc Rivers had to call a 20 second timeout to help him up :D

ok...

so Pau>bynum>howard>kg

pau>marc>bynum>howard>oden>garnett

pau>marc>bynum>howard>oden>garnett


fanboyism

pau > all current functional nba centers..

LOL. larry's help thread got hijacked.

At least we didn't see some pulutan.

pau>marc>bynum>howard>oden>garnett

in melanin content maybe... :dance:

in melanin content maybe... :dance:

the whiter you are the less you have.

damn marc gasol is getting pau gasol and andrew bynum in foul trouble.


marc gasol is a monster!

the whiter you are the less you have.

yes.. you arrange them in lesser melanin content on their skin..:banana:

seriously though......

better offensive skills?

elden campbell , kwame brown or dwight howard?

damn marc gasol is getting pau gasol and andrew bynum in foul trouble.


marc gasol is a monster!

have you seen how D12 took marc's lunch when they last met? :dance:

seriously though......

better offensive skills?

elden campbell , kwame brown or dwight howard?

:nonono: typical hater..

just because D12's moves wasn't shown on ESPN highlights doesn't mean he doesn't have any.. I guess you haven't seen him lately.. he's been tearing the league for two weeks already..

spin moves and bank shots... so duncanesque... :D

have you seen how D12 took marc's lunch when they last met? :dance:

seriously though.

i don't pay attention to you guys.

seriously though.

i don't pay attention to you guys.

:sleeping: keep on doing that...

so that you would be shocked by the time we meet again.. :dance:

wait, haven't you watched the last time we played? D12 posted 24/12 effortlessly on hooks and jumpers... :D

:sleeping: keep on doing that...

so that you would be shocked by the time we meet again.. :dance:

wait, haven't you watched the last time we played? D12 posted 24/12 effortlessly on hooks and jumpers... :D

i hope you guys make it to the finals.

doubt you guys could win ONE this time around.

i hope you guys make it to the finals.

doubt you guys could win ONE this time around.

lulz... you guys would be lucky to duplicate what you have done last finals.. :dance:

by the way..

congrats kobe for being the all time leading scorer of the purple and gold..:banana:

Ngek!!! naging NBA thread? LOL

Ngek!!! naging NBA thread? LOL




si Yeks kasi...palagi binabangit si Kwame Howard :nonono:

who is shannon brown:boxing:

andrew bynum

5 points , 8 rebounds , 0 assists , 0 blocks



marc gasol

11 points , 13 rebounds , 1 assist , 3 blocks



enough said.

Howard likes to put down the ball before making the shot in the paint. Can't even raise his arms to avoid swipes from the opposition. Pau Gasol doesn't. Duncan doesn't. End of story.

Fuking Kobe should have taken that shot instead of passing it to Ron.

si Yeks kasi...palagi binabangit si Kwame Howard :nonono:

hahaha, kayo nga tong ginawang laker's thread tong sinulid ni larry..

andrew bynum

5 points , 8 rebounds , 0 assists , 0 blocks



marc gasol

11 points , 13 rebounds , 1 assist , 3 blocks



enough said.

the gasol thrade started to pay dividends after all.. it was so lopsided if only lakers retained mark and let go of bynum instead.. :D

Howard likes to put down the ball before making the shot in the paint. Can't even raise his arms to avoid swipes from the opposition. Pau Gasol doesn't. Duncan doesn't. End of story.

yup, pau and duncan doesn't lead the league in rebounding and blocks.. :purity:

Fuking Kobe should have taken that shot instead of passing it to Ron.

ron was wide open.

it was a good play. just didn't go in.

CAV"S will tear lakers down....

CAV"S will tear lakers down....

delusional thai bastard...... :nonono:

CAV"S will tear lakers down....

in regular season games... :dance:

Ngek!!! naging NBA thread? LOL

hahaha sabi ni larry "mga ulol!" di na tuloy bumalik hahaha

CAV"S will tear lakers down....

With a thousand bricks :D

dude i was like a 28-30 in high school.
34 now

Stop lying, dammit... :nonono:

Stop lying, dammit... :nonono:

yes i was lying.

i'm still a 28 waist. :headbang:

lulz... you guys would be lucky to duplicate what you have done last finals.. :dance:

by the way..

congrats kobe for being the all time leading scorer of the purple and gold..:banana:


yeks

backread and see this fanboy tua say gasol will be the force to reckon with in 5 years time..

lakers nuts in a visegrip hold by this korean foo'

closely followed by gluttony guy (mak)

West had more points than Kareem?

yeks

backread and see this fanboy tua say gasol will be the force to reckon with in 5 years time..

lakers nuts in a visegrip hold by this korean foo'

closely followed by gluttony guy (mak)

what do you expect from these two kobe dickriders> :D

:dance:

West had more points than Kareem?

in lakers land.. yes...

what do you expect from these two kobe dickriders> :D

:dance:

for the life of me i cant tear my kobe west all star replica jersey to shreds.

:D

for the life of me i cant tear my kobe west all star replica jersey to shreds.

:D

you should ask them on how to take it to the next level...:banana:

never had any kobe jersey.. dunno why i don't like him.. maybe its the fans that makes me dislike kobe.. :D

have a tmac and grant hill orlando jersey though.. and i was teased and drooling for the possibility of winning championships after championships.. but it was just a dream after all.. lol

if only they have played together healthy.. with D12 at the center.. it would be game over for the rest of the league.. :dance:

West had more points than Kareem?

as a laker.

kareem has more points overall but some were for the bucks.

as a laker.

kareem has more points overall but some were for the bucks.


so you think jabbar isnt a full pledged laker?

yeks

backread and see this fanboy tua say gasol will be the force to reckon with in 5 years time..

lakers nuts in a visegrip hold by this korean foo'

closely followed by gluttony guy (mak)

homo

what do you expect from these two kobe dickriders> :D

:dance:

***





ang cute they hooked up on the internet.

hope you guys live happily ever after and may you two adopt some beautiful children.

so you think jabbar isnt a full pledged laker?

is that even part of the conversation?

is that even part of the conversation?

yes or no korean..

just yes or no..

yes or no korean..

just yes or no..

how about you ask a question that isn't dumb?

wasting my time , thailander.

how about you ask a question that isn't dumb?

wasting my time , thailander.


your just like pac.

dodging the question..

"did you tap that (ranillos) or didnt you?"

lol

jabbars a laker. bucks had lew alcindor.


edit:

san na pala pictures ng pistols mo?

delusional thai bastard...... :nonono:

Im not a Thai....:nonono:

Im not a Thai....:nonono:




who's the girl in your avy?

who's the girl in your avy?

no mak.

she's not a katulong.

bhonn is thai not hawaiian.

no mak.

she's not a katulong.

bhonn is thai not hawaiian.


i wonder where illposer went

hinde nga ako thai.. gi atay

hinde nga ako thai.. gi atay

tell me what city you're in right now.

tell me what city you're in right now.

I"m already here in Phil....

Pagadian city, zamboanga del sur....:boxing:

I"m already here in Phil....

Pagadian city, zamboanga del sur....:boxing:

when did you move back?

last November...

I had enough with thai. I love it here in phil. but my place s@cks violence everywhere so many Islam living near in our place... cant go out at night.

I"m already here in Phil....

Pagadian city, zamboanga del sur....:boxing:EB ta bai gi atay.

EB ta bai gi atay.

EB lang? SEB na yan. :D

EB lang? SEB na yan. :D

:scared: :no: :puke:

any way..any tips ya'll can give me on how to get wit a pinoy lady???what are their intrest??

500 cents for a Northern soulless pinay

500 cents for a southern soulless pinay

But I got your mom and sister for free and both swallow cum, every drop of it.

Did you guys know that The World Health Organization (WHO) was recently convicted by the Supreme Court of the Philippines of sterilizing at least 3 million women through the use of a vaccine intentionally contaminated with a human hormone which is necessary for reproduction in women. By including it in vaccines, this hormone causes the body to produce antibodies to it which renders the woman unable to carry a baby although her ability to conceive is not impaired.

500 cents for a Northern soulless pinay

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^:haha:

Fukin moron edited his post from southern to northern. :rofl: :rofl:

Fukin dumb *****... lolol :lol1:

Did you guys know that The World Health Organization (WHO) was recently convicted by the Supreme Court of the Philippines of sterilizing at least 3 million women through the use of a vaccine intentionally contaminated with a human hormone which is necessary for reproduction in women. By including it in vaccines, this hormone causes the body to produce antibodies to it which renders the woman unable to carry a baby although her ability to conceive is not impaired.

who should have sterilized your mama.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^:haha:

Fukin moron edited his post from southern to northern. :rofl: :rofl:

Fukin dumb *****... lolol :lol1:

heheheheheheheheeeeeeeee

whats happenin here

Did you guys know that The World Health Organization (WHO) was recently convicted by the Supreme Court of the Philippines of sterilizing at least 3 million women through the use of a vaccine intentionally contaminated with a human hormone which is necessary for reproduction in women. By including it in vaccines, this hormone causes the body to produce antibodies to it which renders the woman unable to carry a baby although her ability to conceive is not impaired.

Bet you have all your organs in the wrong places where your brain is actually situated in the LARGE INTESTINE. Your heart is in your nostrils and your fingers aren't really fingers at all. That hormone vaccination you just took worked wonders. Keep it up.

EB ta bai gi atay.

idol taga dri ka pagadian?

Whoa, Toyi got banned? who's his alt? PM mo ko pre

Did you guys know that i'm a transexual, VD infested, cum drinker?

You didn't have to tell that...