I think Anakin because Luke's obviously a lightweight and Anakin really put on the pounds when he became the dark lord. They both have steel right hands too, literally.

no doubt luke would get beat down by anakin.

no doubt luke would get beat down by anakin.
You or Knives is probaly Pretender, cause both of you are enjoying this.

knives is my friend hes a cool guy we have alot in common... but its not me and i doubt he would post stupid **** this guys funny though whats the big deal hes a ruiz fan man. stop accusing people of being the pretender thats not cool maybe your him.

knives is my friend hes a cool guy we have alot in common... but its not me and i doubt he would post stupid **** this guys funny though whats the big deal hes a ruiz fan man. stop accusing people of being the pretender thats not cool maybe your him.


.... The pretender is not a Ruiz fan. He is having big laughs at Ruiz expense. In fact, the pretender hates Ruiz so bad it makes him wanna puke!!! I think his character is pretty damn funny.

Luke could barely handle Darth in his old age. Its like the Holmes vs Ali fight.

In their Prime Anakin would take him apart in maybe 19 seconds.

Think about it, luke can't even lift an x-wing with the force. Vader crushes people all the time.

.... The pretender is not a Ruiz fan. He is having big laughs at Ruiz expense. In fact, the pretender hates Ruiz so bad it makes him wanna puke!!! I think his character is pretty damn funny.

Dude that's so off topic. This thread about Anakin and Luke. :hijacked:

Luke could barely handle Darth in his old age. Its like the Holmes vs Ali fight.

In their Prime Anakin would take him apart in maybe 19 seconds.

Think about it, luke can't even lift an x-wing with the force. Vader crushes people all the time.

I could say that's a biased opinion but I agree!

I could say that's a biased opinion but I agree!


I'm not biased. Why would you say that?

Darth maul can take them both

Darth maul can take them both

No way Darth Maul didn't even know what sex he was. Look at his fetish for cosmetics for crying out loud.

so what has nothing to do with the fact that he would kick both there asses.

you guys are so estoopeds. Darth Salsa is the best!!!!!!!!!!

That's retarded.

Darth Maul went down like a 5 cent whore for Obi Wan.

Vader killed Obi-Wan.

Thus....

Vader Takes Darth Mauls *****ass out in seconds.

That's retarded.

Darth Maul went down like a 5 cent whore for Obi Wan.

Vader killed Obi-Wan.

Thus....

Vader Takes Darth Mauls *****ass out in seconds.

You are talkin about Obi Wan-t Salsa!!!!!! Hay Chiahuahuas.

That's retarded.

Darth Maul went down like a 5 cent whore for Obi Wan.

Vader killed Obi-Wan.

Thus....

Vader Takes Darth Mauls *****ass out in seconds.


...Obi-wan allowed himself to be taken to add power to the force and give strength to Luke. He could have taken Vader but it didn't fit into the long term goal of toppling the emperor.

so what has nothing to do with the fact that he would kick both there asses.

Obi Wan kicked Darth Maul's ass and Anakin kicked Obi Wan's ass twice. Therefore its highly doubtful that Darth Maul could kick Anakin's ass. And besides that, Anakin and Luke both have steel right hands.

That's retarded.

Darth Maul went down like a 5 cent whore for Obi Wan.

Vader killed Obi-Wan.

Thus....

Vader Takes Darth Mauls *****ass out in seconds.

You beat me to it. I pointed out same thing. Maul's a bum.

how about anakin and luke vs yoda :) yoda would **** them up too

You beat me to it. I pointed out same thing. Maul's a bum.

Man when will the pain stop for christ sakes. Such a virtual whos who of suspects on this forum.

...Obi-wan allowed himself to be taken to add power to the force and give strength to Luke. He could have taken Vader but it didn't fit into the long term goal of toppling the emperor.

Obi saying he let Anakin win is like Roy saying he let Glen win to add to the effect of him making an eventual comeback. Obi totally ducked the fight the second time.

how about anakin and luke vs yoda :) yoda would **** them up too

They aren't even near the same weight classes let alone species. Yoda can't lace up a pair of gloves and hit either in the balls let alone the head. We're talking legitimate boxing rules here no Force moves.

Obi saying he let Anakin win is like Roy saying he let Glen win to add to the effect of him making an eventual comeback. Obi totally ducked the fight the second time.

He was referring to Darth Vader, not Anakin Walker.

weak i thought you ment all out no rules this ****s stupid then.

prime Yoda vs Prime Anakin..than we got a fight
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weak i thought you ment all out no rules this ****s stupid then.

Dude this is a boxing forum right. So of course I meant boxing rules. If you talk Force powers then Luke wins everything because he's good at making people join his side with his boy band looks and sympathetic demeanor. Anakin, Yoda, and Maul would all get DQ'd because they'd walk over and join Luke's corner.

Obi Wan kicked Darth Maul's ass and Anakin kicked Obi Wan's ass twice. Therefore its highly doubtful that Darth Maul could kick Anakin's ass. And besides that, Anakin and Luke both have steel right hands.



Dont get me wrong I think anakin would ***** slap luke.........But the reason why darth vador wears that monkey suite is becuase obi won beat the **** out of him

That's retarded.

Darth Maul went down like a 5 cent whore for Obi Wan.

Vader killed Obi-Wan.

Thus....

Vader Takes Darth Mauls *****ass out in seconds.

Darth mual was beating obi wans ass...he just got ****y and played his self

i dont know much about vader but if its legitimate boxing rules, he cant wear his mask and therfore cant breathe properly which would almost certaintly mean that he woodnt beat anyone.

prime yoda would kick all their asses.

he is to quick and extremely difficult to hit.

Dont get me wrong I think anakin would ***** slap luke.........But the reason why darth vador wears that monkey suite is becuase obi won beat the **** out of him

Damn dude, you just gave a huge spoiler for Episode III. I was hoping Anakin kicked Obi's diapered ass.

oh **** my bad..........hummm I made that up

I think Anakin because Luke's obviously a lightweight and Anakin really put on the pounds when he became the dark lord. They both have steel right hands too, literally.
What the **** is wrong with this guy?

What does it matter. John Ruiz would beat either of them b/c he is the greatest fighter in this galaxy, or any galaxy far far away.

Vader would shoot a beam of piss at Luke, easily reducing him to a simpering, snivelling, Prince Valiant haircut wearing sissy.

Pwn3d.

What does it matter. John Ruiz would beat either of them b/c he is the greatest fighter in this galaxy, or any galaxy far far away.

Dude that's the wisest thing I heard from anyone on these boards in forever.

Who is salsa T

hahahah *bangs on table in laughter*...primse yoda starts hella fast,jabbing and hooking(and jumping all over the place)..haha all of a sudden Ruiz just hugs yoda and hits him i the stomach a couple of times,the look on yoda's face would be pricelss...Ruiz by UD haha.
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larry merchant:Yoda,why didnt you use the force?

Yoda:F**ker kept hugging me and whispering/humming the Star Wars theme into my ear...i got distracted...Rematch DON..REMATCH!!!!