View Full Version : whats the best lie?


Rovers
05-08-2005, 03:52 PM
i need help and i need a good excuse/lie

whata the most convinin lie to use??? :confused:

paul750
05-08-2005, 04:01 PM
i need help and i need a good excuse/lie

whata the most convinin lie to use??? :confused:
what are you lying about?

Rovers
05-08-2005, 04:16 PM
maths homework

loangunZ
05-08-2005, 04:29 PM
my dog ate it

paul750
05-08-2005, 04:33 PM
say you are suffering from short term amnesia, brought on by a knock to the head

Rovers
05-08-2005, 04:47 PM
my teacher wont fall for it she scottish so no nonsense anythin else

jack_the_rippuh
05-08-2005, 04:48 PM
If I can give you a word of advice, don't lie about something tragic that can actually happen. It's kind of a jinx. If I were you, since I don't have anymore Grandpa's, I'd say my Grand father died.

Rovers
05-08-2005, 04:59 PM
If I can give you a word of advice, don't lie about something tragic that can actually happen. It's kind of a jinx. If I were you, since I don't have anymore Grandpa's, I'd say my Grand father died.


yeh i would hav an excuse by now but i dont want one thats too personaly like that cos it could bakfire

errrrmmmmm i cant think of any good lies

jatt the ripper
05-08-2005, 05:14 PM
the truth will set you free! just tell her you were having too good of a time over the weekend to do boring maths work. She'll appreciate the honesty and let you off. She's a teacher so she's heard all the excuses before and she probably doesnt give a **** in any case

RwK
05-08-2005, 05:17 PM
You have been posting some really cool topics lately Rovers...props for that. Lyrics topic....now this....etc. Good job in my opinion. That being said.

A lie you could use for math homework.....would be that you were busy studying for another course....that is always the best one to use. I would have about a 50/50 chance of getting by using that excuse when I was in college....and sometimes it really paid off.

Keep in mind, that is only a short term excuse to avoid getting a "0".

Your teacher more than likely will make you submit make up assignments, or tell you to turn the homework at a later time.

Rovers
05-08-2005, 05:21 PM
You have been posting some really cool topics lately Rovers...props for that. Lyrics topic....now this....etc. Good job in my opinion. That being said.

A lie you could use for math homework.....would be that you were busy studying for another course....that is always the best one to use. I would have about a 50/50 chance of getting by using that excuse when I was in college....and sometimes it really paid off.

Keep in mind, that is only a short term excuse to avoid getting a "0".

Your teacher more than likely will make you submit make up assignments, or tell you to turn the homework at a later time.



im on a roll with these threads lol
this teacher i got has mood swings so u cant predict her until u see her .
im in a class with a lot of lazy/slow ppl so bets is they probly havnt been doin there work either.

kapersky
05-08-2005, 05:47 PM
i need help and i need a good excuse/lie

whata the most convinin lie to use??? :confused:

say you was sick or you was to lazy
:)

.::|ULTIMATE|::.
05-08-2005, 05:51 PM
easiest way to get off match homework is to miss a day of school now u get one more day to do ur homework.

jatt the ripper
05-08-2005, 05:57 PM
easiest way to get off match homework is to miss a day of school now u get one more day to do ur homework.

/\ Like most things in life, the simplest thing is the best thing.

masterdirector
05-08-2005, 11:53 PM
tell her you think you might have got this girl pregnant and you've been too busy trying to shove the girl down some stairs.