post your funniest,best.........lyrics


ill try start this thread off
jay z superugly(nasdiss)

"I came in ya Bentley backseat
skeeted in Jeep
left condoms in tha baby seat" hehe

yeah....that's truly art all right! :rolleyes:

Meth Lyrics from the start of the prequel.

Once again, it's the super, pied piper
Light your lighters for the future
And I ain't talking about Mekhi Phifer

I laughed for ten minutes when I heard that.

Meth Lyrics from the start of the prequel.

Once again, it's the super, pied piper
Light your lighters for the future
And I ain't talking about Mekhi Phifer

I laughed for ten minutes when I heard that.


lol prob best member ofthe wu

"Yeah, you got a felony, but you ain't a predicate
Never the King of New York, you live in Connecticut" - jadakiss going at 50 on animal

"See me, couple hood *****z behind stars
I heard you put a couple good *****z behind bars, (Preme!)
I might never sell that much
But you can bet your last 2 quarters, I never tell that much
Picture 'Kiss not come out swingin'
It's like going to see 50 at a show and he don't come out singin'" - Jadakiss going at 50 on animal


both these were pretty damn funny, that whole diss was funny

real mutherphukin g's tlkn bout dre ,snoop

ya like a kid ya
found a pup and now yer dapper, but tell me where the
**** ya found ya found an anorexic rapper
talkin 'bout who ya go squabble with and who ya shoot
you're only 60 pounds when yer wet and wearin boots

lol he ripped the **** into snoop there

real mutherphukin g's tlkn bout dre ,snoop

ya like a kid ya
found a pup and now yer dapper, but tell me where the
**** ya found ya found an anorexic rapper
talkin 'bout who ya go squabble with and who ya shoot
you're only 60 pounds when yer wet and wearin boots

lol he ripped the **** into snoop there

Yes he did, and it was funny. He ripped on everyone who ****ed with him. The only way they can get back at him.....is joke about him being dead or his disease.

He would have people killed, and thats why they were quiet about him.

NAS- Ether is the worst rip I have ever heard. He ****ing tears **** up completely.

heres ice cube going at eazy-e on no vaseline

"The bigger the cap, the bigger the peelin',
who gives a **** about a punk-ass villain?
You're gettin' ****ed real quick,
and Eazy's dick, is smellin' like MC Ren's ****.
Tried to tell you a year ago,
but Willie D told me to let a hoe be a hoe, so
I couldn't stop you from gettin' ganked,
now let's play big-bank-take-little-bank.
Tried to dis Ice Cube, it wasn't worth it
cuz the broomstick fit your ass so perfect"- ICE CUBE

same song

"But if they were smart as me,
Eazy E would be hangin' from a tree.
With no vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline" -ICE CUBE

have to give cube props cause this is an all time great diss.

heres ice cube going at eazy-e on no vaseline

"The bigger the cap, the bigger the peelin',
who gives a **** about a punk-ass villain?
You're gettin' ****ed real quick,
and Eazy's dick, is smellin' like MC Ren's ****.
Tried to tell you a year ago,
but Willie D told me to let a hoe be a hoe, so
I couldn't stop you from gettin' ganked,
now let's play big-bank-take-little-bank.
Tried to dis Ice Cube, it wasn't worth it
cuz the broomstick fit your ass so perfect" ICE CUBE

LMFAO. Yes I completely forgot about that.

LMFAO. Yes I completely forgot about that.

i edited my post and added another
****s real funny

i edited my post and added another
****s real funny

Cube has balls of steel to say those things. That is for sure.

cut from Ether.

Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waitin
It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Pac, Nas and Big
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with napalm
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Nas be garbage?
Semi-autos at your cartilege
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since '9-1
I am the truest, name a rapper that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the Judas
With Hawaiin Sophie fame, kept my name in his music
Check it

that **** is so ****ing sick its not even funny.

Cube has balls of steel to say those things. That is for sure.
yeah cube never backed down from anyone.
but he got his too, in the greatest diss of all time: common's the ***** in you

cut from Ether.

Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waitin
It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? Pac, Nas and Big
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with napalm
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could Nas be garbage?
Semi-autos at your cartilege
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since '9-1
I am the truest, name a rapper that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the Judas
With Hawaiin Sophie fame, kept my name in his music
Check it

that **** is so ****ing sick its not even funny.


jay held his own for sure

"Im tha J,tha A, to tha **** this broad,
This ***** never sold asprin
how u escobar?
had to buy you're chain back tha last time u hot robbed
the nerve of this coward *****....(Oh My God)
and all the rap rumors and innuendos
I bring it to you live
lift up ya windows
Let tha public peek in, see your dirty laundry
ya'll dont want me to continue(Oh!)
Super Ugly"

"All I really know is yo ho wants to be with me
and she aint playin
believe what im sayin

"Me and tha boy A.I. got more in common than just ballin and rhymin
Get It?
More in CARMEN
I came in ya Bentley backseat
skeeted in Jeep
left condoms in ya baby seat" truth hurts too cause carmen admitted to ****ing jay. imo that won it for jay

jay held his own for sure

This ***** never sold asprin
how u escobar?
had to buy you're chain back tha last time u hot robbed
the nerve of this coward *****....(Oh My God)


That is degrading in at least ten ways to Nas. LMFAO. Those two are ruthless.

real mutherphukin g's tlkn bout dre ,snoop

ya like a kid ya
found a pup and now yer dapper, but tell me where the
**** ya found ya found an anorexic rapper
talkin 'bout who ya go squabble with and who ya shoot
you're only 60 pounds when yer wet and wearin boots

lol he ripped the **** into snoop there

I didn't think Eazy E had a chance at getting back in the feud after the Dre Day video - but I remember hearing this song and saying "DAMN! Your move Dre..."

No new solo album from Dre, though, Eazy and Dogg Pound did their "What would you do"s and then Eazy passed...

Not a dis track, but memorable nonetheless

Bizarre from Eminem's "Under the Influence"

[Bizarre]
I'm a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire
Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel and Meyers
Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire
(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) ***** didn't you read the flyer?
Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor
(Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah *****, I'm retired
****in your ***** in the ass with a tire iron
I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*}
Lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*}
Lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*} (Damn!)
{*DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat*}
I'm ****in anything when I'm snortin
It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion
{*dog whines*} Some ***** asked for my autograph
I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed
I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam
All *****es is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom

Yes. Great addition Neils. While we are on the subject of Eminem. This from Criminal of the Marshall Mathers LP.

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a *** or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate ****? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
That's my mother****in balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checkin the mail
Get it? Checkin the 'male'?
How many records you expectin to sell
after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV, and Comcast cable
and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin these charts
And you can't stop me from droppin each March
with a brand new cd for these ****in retards
Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. "Don't Give A ****," still won't leave

he dissed everyone on earth. LOL.

heres ice cube going at eazy-e on no vaseline

"The bigger the cap, the bigger the peelin',
who gives a **** about a punk-ass villain?
You're gettin' ****ed real quick,
and Eazy's dick, is smellin' like MC Ren's ****.
Tried to tell you a year ago,
but Willie D told me to let a hoe be a hoe, so
I couldn't stop you from gettin' ganked,
now let's play big-bank-take-little-bank.
Tried to dis Ice Cube, it wasn't worth it
cuz the broomstick fit your ass so perfect"- ICE CUBE

same song

"But if they were smart as me,
Eazy E would be hangin' from a tree.
With no vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline" -ICE CUBE

have to give cube props cause this is an all time great diss.

Dre has a habit of having "fall outs" - Remember RBX's A.W.O.L.?

RBX - A.W.O.L. (ESCAPE FROM DEATH ROW) LYRICS


Doc-tor Dre, do you remember you was broke
and the whole rap industry thought ya was a joke?
Me, D.O.C., and D.O.G., sat and made
lyrics to replenish your name like Gatorade
But you got thirsty for the money! Punk
and disrespect the three that put ya back up on it
Always talkin bout, your word good as gold
Wash, fold, put it out to dry, cause you lie
I put that on my momma and my mate
and if I'm makin this up, let my momma head lay
So fool you know I'm comin on the rizzeal
The way you played me, you deserve a smack to Brazil
ILL, the way you played your brother Warren G
You best to check yourself, next time you talk about Ea-zy
?Stip Wometn? the new Jerry Heller
Dre's the company, so to me, he like Eazy
Snoop D-O-G, is like the old D.O.C.
Puttin all work, gettin all jerked
Does that make me Ice Cube of the place, Steady Mobbin
while Dre (Death Row) steady robbin? Ohh
And what, fool, steady squabbin?
Dogg Pound givin doubled up on lumps
So here you feel froggy jumps when I rear back
compact glock forty glock dumps
BLAOW, how you like me now?
But it ain't Moe Dee it's me, the X
Now rated RBX, and yo
If you didn't know, escape from Death Row

Chorus: RBX

Remember me step in, execution
Remember me I have no remorse
Remember me I'm high, powered
Remember me I drop bombs like Hiroshima!

(RBX is A.W.O.L.) I drop bombs like Hiroshima! [2X]
*cutting and scratching of Notorious B.I.G.'s 'Juicy'
'And if ya don't know... and if ya...
And if ya don't know, now you know, *****'*

I killed him too quick to ****in think about it
RBXtra, Xtra, read about it
Tell me what ya thought fool, huh, what?
Now I'm pissed off in all black in the cut
Fool walks by, eh-heh, BOOM!
Cops said I killed him but they can only assume
Never found no damn murder weapon, I'm steppin
X, X, the X
X-con, X-ecution, X mark the spot
Flip it around, and the mark gets shot
And I'm gon take it out with this light it's mighty
across your face, you see the red lights
Now you ain't got no face no more
Bullet, rip that body, tore, collapse
then I kick the tricky raps
X, Xtra, Xtra X-termination
Here is the presentation
Haven't you ever heard of a killer?
Killer killer illa, like Magilla Gorilla illa
then deadly medly murder with a pen
And you can't cross out a X, *****
Got my itchy itchy finger on the trigga
BUST, bodybag, and crush
Trust, flush, down the toilet
In other words you ain't ****
You be talkin that ill, you ain't a killa for real, really doe
I know, and now I let you know (busta!)
RBX is A.W.O.L., escape from Death Row

Chorus + 2 extra 'drop bombs'

commons the ***** in yoo

A ***** ***** wit an attitude named Cube
Step to Com wit a feud
Now what the **** I look like dissing a whole coast
You ain't made **** dope since AmeriKKKa's Most
Wanted to cease from the Midwest to the East
On the dick of the East for your 1st release
Your lease is up at the crib house *****z get evicted
And videos wit white boys talking you get Wicked
Natural Born Killa, ***** you natural born God
Look, read listen, got the nerve to say you rob
Hyprocrite, I'm filling out your Death Certificate
Slanging bean pies and St Ide's in the same sentence
Shoulda repented, on the 16th of October
Get some beats besides George Clinton to rock over
Rap career is over, better off acting
What trouble I see, you're managing WC and Wack 10
You backed in to a four corner hustla
Lying on your dick, said you was ****in her
Use Higher Learning, don't take my words out of text
Went from gangsta to Islam to the dick of Das EFX
It'll take the Nation of Millions to Hold Me Back
From giving you mouth shots or hit wit the pipe Ralph got
When sucker ain't around, it's your Friday, it was good
I wasn't salty, she was wit the Boyz N the Hood
Chorus:
I see the ***** in you when you don't speak your mind
The ***** in you, looking me in my eyes lyin
I see the ***** in you, simply hard, you find
The ***** in you but yo it's coming out
Verse Two:
Up on this rap ****, Cube, I'm calling out
I break in and smack *****z that's in the Slaughterhouse
This ain't no East coast, West coast, none of the above
I'm from Chi, I went to Cali, *****z gave me love
There's a thin line between the fake and the real
Grafted ass *****, I see through your Glass Shield
Had skills once upon a time on this project, yo
I'm a have ta wreck a Ho'shea
I heard a ho say you her favorite rapper
(So what) so I had to slap her, ugn
And violate you, a Muslim drinking brew
Your ***** ain't no Mack 10, he's a 22
I seen you, you ain't say **** to ATL
Cube, I like that diamond charm, I might cuff it, then sell
It out, like you sold Kam and Threat
A year ago, you wasn't talking **** about the West
Guess you knew you're **** was done plus the one got you cable
Hoo Bangin, you ain't banging **** but the table
And the Circle Madd, ain't got no choice but to fight
Ain't none of y'all muthafukas got a chance on the mic
Anytime you come out, yo, I'm a talk about you
Until you let that ***** in you, walk up out you
Any last words before I hit the switch
From the immortal words of one, a ***** is a *****.

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!! you cant come back from this.

This thread is full of some of the best rhymes ever written.

Marci X is on showtime in 6 minutes also. Ive never seen it.

This thread is full of some of the best rhymes ever written.

Marci X is on showtime in 6 minutes also. Ive never seen it.
dont waste your time the movie is horrible

eazy is better than dre and dissed him better than dre day as seen in real mutha****in g's:

hope that yer fans understand
when ya talk about sprayin me, the same records that ya
makin' is payin me
Mother**** Dre
Mother**** Snoop
Mother**** Death Row
yo and here comes my left blow
'cuz i'm the E-A-Z-Y-E, and this is the season
to let the Real mother****in G's in, ya like a kid ya
found a pup and now yer dapper, but tell me where the
**** ya found an anorexic rapper
talkin 'bout who ya go squabble with and who ya shoot
you're only 60 pounds when yer wet and wearin boots

Gansta Dresta:
damn E, they tried to fade you on Dre Day

Eazy:
But Dre Day only meant Eazy's pay day
all of a sudden Dr Dre is a G thang, but on his
old album covers he was a she thang
so ***** please, ***** please don't step to deez
mother****in' Real G's

I never met an OG who never did **** wrong
ya tried to dis the Eazy-E so now ***** it's on you
and ya Doggy Dogg, think yer all honk and ****
both of you *****es, can come and suck my Doggy dick
beatin a ***** don't make ya ****, but then again some *****z
think it makes a man, Damn it's a trip
how a ***** could switch so quick from wearin lipstick
to smokin on Chronic at picnics, and now ya think yer bigga
but to me you ain't nothin but a ***** ass *****
that ain't worth a food stamp, and at
Death Row, i hear yer gettin treated like Boot camp
gotta follow yer seargents directions, or get yer ass
pumped with a Smith and Wesson, learn a lesson from the Eaz
Stay in your place and don't step to Real mother****in G's

that entire song, which isnt even all of it^^^ totally stomps all of deathrow into the ground.

Eminem in "Forgot about Dre"

But I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death
With a Charleston Chew