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Alpha Male
05-06-2005, 10:13 AM
Whose got a job on this site? If so, what's your occupation and where do you work. Oh, and please, don't lie.

I'm a Auditor with the Defense Contract Audit Agency and I prepare tax returns for businesses and individuals during the tax season.

Bombardier
05-06-2005, 10:33 AM
I work for a software company and write course material that's used in classes that teach people how to use our software.

More accurately, I write bull**** that nobody reads that's handed out as souvenirs in classes full of people that couldn't care less about being there.

More accurately, I don't write so much as copy and paste **** that's been written before and then tweak it a bit. This old materials was copied and pasted primarily from the documentation that comes with the software. So we're basically selling people the same documentation twice. Pretty clever, eh?

Oh, and the people I work with couldn't write to save their lives and most of them know **** about the software we're writing about, or computers in general.

This is how the business world works, for those who don't know.

Living Legend
05-06-2005, 10:35 AM
I work in the mailroom for a DOD contractor...I'll have a BS in technical management in 6 months then I will be looking for something else...

J !
05-06-2005, 10:56 AM
trade oil for a well known multi national boxing journo on the side. :boxing:

dionysusolympus
05-06-2005, 10:59 AM
a cubicle-rat with small little claws to :boxing: with.

Dude
05-06-2005, 11:01 AM
I still go to school but earn a few bucks as Badminton trainer. I've made my trainers license when I was 15 and had a respectable career (been Bavarian Champion in my age class and played for the National Team in my age class). I can charge about 50€ per hour. Once I'm finished with school, I'll study German and Journalism.

spinksjinx
05-06-2005, 11:29 AM
Use to work at a toy store, quit that. Currently going full force with school and focusing on that as I slacked off a lot and am picking up more classes. Unemployed at the moment but when I turn 21 a local pizza joint pays 15 dollars an hour for delivery. Sounds pretty good to pick up a few bucks for a college student....But I am broke and have no means of income at the moment :)

Professional mooch, but studying business and going for a master in business and a degree in law.


Also over the summer I am getting a national certification as a Personal Trainer through ISSA.

PBDS
05-06-2005, 11:33 AM
I still go to school but earn a few bucks as Badminton trainer. I've made my trainers license when I was 15 and had a respectable career (been Bavarian Champion in my age class and played for the National Team in my age class). I can charge about 50€ per hour. Once I'm finished with school, I'll study German and Journalism.


....Badminton??? Is that the game where you hit the little birdy? Somebody plays that **** for real? And they have national teams and ****?? lol lol lol Now that's damn funny.

spinksjinx
05-06-2005, 11:35 AM
....Badminton??? Is that the game where you hit the little birdy? Somebody plays that **** for real? And they have national teams and ****?? lol lol lol Now that's damn funny.


Yeah that is what he is talking about, but hey Ping Pong is olympic material. I wouldnt be surprised if Dodgeball wont be either.

tino
05-06-2005, 11:36 AM
Yeah that is what he is talking about, but hey Ping Pong is olympic material. I wouldnt be surprised if Dodgeball wont be either.


badminton is olympic material too .

J !
05-06-2005, 11:41 AM
nothing worng with badminton guys good sport, in fact it wouldnt surprise me if in bavarai they view American footbal or baseball with the same curiousity you do about badminton.

p.s ping pong is what people play on holiday.

table twennis is the sport, I know i played for my county when i was 16 and trust me its knackering both physically and mentally. ;)

PBDS
05-06-2005, 11:41 AM
badminton is olympic material too .


....Yeah, but I still say that is some funny ****.

PBDS
05-06-2005, 11:42 AM
nothing worng with badminton guys good sport, in fact it wouldnt surprise me if in bavarai they view American footbal or baseball with the same curiousity you do about badminton.

p.s ping pong is what people play on holiday.

table twennis is the sport, I know i played for my county when i was 16 and trust me its knackering both physically and mentally. ;)


....I do like table tennis and have played quite a bit myself.

tino
05-06-2005, 11:44 AM
....Yeah, but I still say that is some funny ****.

it s like beach volley , i guess.

takes another dimension when played by naked brazilian girls

Alpha Male
05-06-2005, 11:44 AM
This is how the business world works, for those who don't know.

I totally agree with that. I've worked with some very incompetent people before.

AgonYx0
05-06-2005, 11:47 AM
im an Operations Asst, for verizon enterprise.

Alpha Male
05-06-2005, 11:52 AM
im an Operations Asst, for verizon enterprise.

Can you hook me up with a phone?

AgonYx0
05-06-2005, 11:54 AM
not verizon wireless, verizon enterprise for buisnesses.

Alpha Male
05-06-2005, 11:56 AM
not verizon wireless, verizon enterprise for buisnesses.

Oh, my bad.

AgonYx0
05-06-2005, 11:56 AM
its cool alot of people think that when they first hear Verizon.

Boxerdog
05-06-2005, 01:37 PM
I am a semi-retired homemaker now but for many years I was an assistant crack whore.

neils7147933
05-06-2005, 06:53 PM
I am a quality auditor in the production area for Alcoa CSI (that's closrues - or plastic bottle caps, not the aluminum plants). I'll have my Bachelor of Science degree in Business Administration in August and will hopefully be looking to do something else...

marvdave
05-06-2005, 07:01 PM
male prostitute.

loangunZ
05-06-2005, 07:07 PM
I use to be a professional box maker

Shaolin Bushido
05-06-2005, 07:07 PM
Residence Supervisor. Work-Release and Restitution Center.

phallus
05-06-2005, 11:05 PM
full time bum

czars_salad
05-06-2005, 11:24 PM
nothing ... does that makes me good? :p

joeboxer
05-07-2005, 01:03 AM
I am a bouncer at a bar. I make supplemental income by selling drugs.

I also take photo's of important men making out with women who are not their wives and I blackmail them.

Alpha Male
05-07-2005, 01:53 AM
I am a bouncer at a bar. I make supplemental income by selling drugs.

I also take photo's of important men making out with women who are not their wives and I blackmail them.


Whatcha got on my forty homie? :D

legend
05-07-2005, 02:00 AM
I just quit my salesman job at JCPenney. I graduate in 2 weeks from LSU-Shreveport with a degree in Finance. Maybe it just might do something for me. Apart from that, I basically just sit on my ass, smoke weed, and drink beer.

itsbusdriver
05-07-2005, 02:16 AM
I had just quit working for Sears Logistics(had worked there for 5 years).. currently, I am a Nursing Student and will have my degree by the end of the year(thank god)

Xecutioner
05-07-2005, 02:27 AM
i work for foster care services in la county (dcfs)

Alpha Male
05-07-2005, 10:51 AM
I just quit my salesman job at JCPenney. I graduate in 2 weeks from LSU-Shreveport with a degree in Finance. Maybe it just might do something for me. Apart from that, I basically just sit on my ass, smoke weed, and drink beer.

Congrats on the graduation. I know the feeling.

loangunZ
05-07-2005, 11:45 AM
just done with my last exam at virginia tech and on to graduation in a week

PBDS
05-07-2005, 11:54 AM
just done with my last exam at virginia tech and on to graduation in a week


....Alot of my friends went to Va Tech. I lived in Virginia Beach and for the people who didn't go to Old Dominion it was Tech or UVA. I like the atmosphere up there and it's a beautiful campus. I had such good times visiting friends and I especially remember our many trips to bag the Radford sluts. Please tell me the Radford ho's are still kickin it.

Ranger2408
05-07-2005, 12:14 PM
i feel so worthless, i am a salesman at sears in the hardware and tools dept, want to eventually be a computer technician, but i think that will be another unfinished dream.

Tha Greatest
05-07-2005, 01:03 PM
I go to school but startin this summer I will start makin couches LoL

loangunZ
05-07-2005, 01:13 PM
....Alot of my friends went to Va Tech. I lived in Virginia Beach and for the people who didn't go to Old Dominion it was Tech or UVA. I like the atmosphere up there and it's a beautiful campus. I had such good times visiting friends and I especially remember our many trips to bag the Radford sluts. Please tell me the Radford ho's are still kickin it.
oh man radfrod ho's so many stds, yea my roomate is from Va beach in honor of my last exam I'm drinkin

legend
05-07-2005, 02:23 PM
Congrats on the graduation. I know the feeling.
Appreciate the congrats man. I've been going to school for almost 5 years and bounced around colleges all over the state. I'm so ****in happy it's over.

PBDS
05-07-2005, 02:52 PM
oh man radfrod ho's so many stds, yea my roomate is from Va beach in honor of my last exam I'm drinkin


...Just gotta wear a jimmy cap and throw one in their face when ya finish. My nephew is in his freshman year there BTW. That's Radford and not Tech.

Dude
05-07-2005, 09:47 PM
....Badminton??? Is that the game where you hit the little birdy? Somebody plays that **** for real? And they have national teams and ****?? lol lol lol Now that's damn funny.

Actually you can earn some big money with it in Idonesia for example. I had my own sponsor who provided me with rackets, shoes and stuff. I got no money though and in most youth tournaments there's only a very low prise money. You basicly have to be part of the worlds top100 to be able to make a living out of it. Some of my friends went to the army (there's a special deal for athletes in Germany) so they could continue their career. An old mate of mine was really close to play in the 2004 Olympics.

It's sad that the sport gets nearly no credit at all as it is the fastest ballgame besides icehockey. You have to life for the sport and work out every day if you want to compete on a higher level. That's basicly why I quit. I've always thought that girls, friends, parties n stuff are a more exciting way of wasting your time. And I love to play basketball. Didn't have enough time anymore. And as I said it's a wasted effort if you don't make the Top100.

However I like my trainer job. I occasionally work for the Bavarian Badminton Association and get to train young talents on their way to the top. It's a sorta payback thing now that they have to run. ;)

Most of the money is made on untalented, overweight pretenders though.

AgonYx0
05-08-2005, 12:30 AM
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




























wheres my car?????

Alpha Male
05-08-2005, 12:46 AM
Hello Agony. It's so good of you to join us tonight.

AgonYx0
05-08-2005, 12:48 AM
hey whats cracking tonight?

Alpha Male
05-08-2005, 12:52 AM
hey whats cracking tonight?

Nothing here. I'm debating if whether or not I should go to the club tonight.

AgonYx0
05-08-2005, 12:55 AM
yeah thats cool

Alpha Male
05-08-2005, 12:58 AM
Yeah it's cool, but the **** gets old after a while.

AgonYx0
05-08-2005, 01:02 AM
i was gonna go clubbin tonight too but had a change of plans.

Alpha Male
05-08-2005, 01:06 AM
i was gonna go clubbin tonight too but had a change of plans.

I've been to a club in San Dog some years ago. Why do the clubs out there close at 2:00am? Down here they close at 5:00am.

The Fix
05-08-2005, 01:07 AM
i work on an oil rig but its off and on.

i got a connection with a manager and he calls me when they need an extra hand, mostly 6 days at a time.

if i were doing full bore like the other dudes who work there do i could easily make over 100 grand a year but its incredibly hard work.

AgonYx0
05-08-2005, 01:07 AM
the club i go to closes at 3am

Alpha Male
05-08-2005, 01:11 AM
the club i go to closes at 3am

Aight. I'm not gonna go to the club. I'm watching Cheaters and this **** is so funny.

masterdirector
05-08-2005, 02:29 AM
I'm a director, duh

Actually, that's more my aspiration, though I've directed 2 movies and a play now. Decent editor too. And writer.

As of today, I'm a college graduate with a BA in Communications-Theatre. Also won an award for Sound Design from my school. Yay for me, I guess.

tonytucker
05-09-2005, 02:15 AM
Tony Tucker is a dairyfarmer. Later brother brologs.

loangunZ
05-09-2005, 02:28 AM
I'm a director, duh

Actually, that's more my aspiration, though I've directed 2 movies and a play now. Decent editor too. And writer.

As of today, I'm a college graduate with a BA in Communications-Theatre. Also won an award for Sound Design from my school. Yay for me, I guess.
wow thats cool I took a few film courses here in college and I'm applying to film school right now I'm just trying to get my porfolio together

leff
05-09-2005, 11:03 AM
stil have school, and when im done with that its 2 years officer school, and than im thinking of becomiong the first in my country with a doctor rate in boxing.

Barrio505
05-13-2005, 12:48 PM
Jerk Force :(

AgonYx0
05-13-2005, 12:49 PM
Jerk Force :(

what? :confused:

czars_salad
05-13-2005, 12:54 PM
Whose got a job on this site? If so, what's your occupation and where do you work. Oh, and please, don't lie.

I'm a Auditor with the Defense Contract Audit Agency and I prepare tax returns for businesses and individuals during the tax season.
i'm still a student, taking up law