View Full Version : Colin Farrel wanted a 70 year old woman!!!!


masterdirector
05-04-2005, 04:52 PM
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Farrell Begged 70-Year-Old Actress for Sex


Actor Colin Farrell has been left red-faced after 70-year-old actress Dame Eileen Atkins boasted she recently rejected his desperate requests for casual sex. Cold Mountain star, Atkins revealed the Irish lothario spent nearly three hours begging her to sleep with him, but despite his stunning looks, she turned him down because he is 42 years her junior. She explains, "Three weeks before my 70th birthday, a simply stunning, gorgeous big film star came into my hotel room for sex without strings. I spent two and a half hours saying no, but it cheered me up fantastically. "I said no, in the end because he said, 'The reason you won't do it is because your body isn't as good as it was when you were young, isn't it? But I don't care about that.' "But I'm too proud of how I looked when I was younger. My body is still the same weight, but it's all distributed in a different way." The actress initially intended to spare Farrell's blushes by keeping his identity secret, but her agent says, "I can confirm that it is Colin Farrell that made the advance." Atkins and Farrell met during filming of movie Ask The Dust which hits cinemas later this year.

from Imdb.com


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/masterdirector/fcstil_0352-2.jpg



Umm...damn. MILF? in this case, the M would stand for mummy.

Explosivo
05-04-2005, 05:03 PM
I saw this and am not to sure if I believe it. I guess she has no reason to lie. Maybe Ferrell is into old chicks?

Alpha Male
05-04-2005, 05:53 PM
He must of been either drunk or high at the time.

chubb5000
05-04-2005, 06:25 PM
morisette - reynolds is also strange... cocaine is a hell of a drug

joeboxer
05-04-2005, 07:42 PM
I saw him on Ellen's tv talk show, and the whole time he wouldn't stop trying to **** Ellen even though she is a Lesbian.

The dude has a problem for real. I wouldn't leave the sick bastard alone with a donut.

(Well not if I planned on eating the donut anyway)

neils7147933
05-04-2005, 07:53 PM
Farrell's already had Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie...

at some point your tastes might change...

I say give the guy a break. He's just trying to find a chick he hasn't ****ed yet

abdiel2k3
05-04-2005, 07:55 PM
lmao
maybe he just lost a bet
plus
i think weve al fantasized bout fukin a granny or two

{BrownBomber}
05-04-2005, 08:00 PM
Farrell's already had Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie...

at some point your tastes might change...

I say give the guy a break. He's just trying to find a chick he hasn't ****ed yet
I think ****ing Lindsay Lohan at 17 did it for him. :D

phallus
05-04-2005, 10:26 PM
Farrell's already had Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie...

at some point your tastes might change...

I say give the guy a break. He's just trying to find a chick he hasn't ****ed yet



hey, he ****ed angelina jolie, cut the guy some slack, besides that old lady is kind of cute. i'd do her

Rick Reeno
05-05-2005, 01:41 AM
He seems to be a big fan of M.I.L.F.

kaps
05-05-2005, 02:15 AM
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice....

abdiel2k3
05-05-2005, 02:20 AM
He seems to be a big fan of M.I.L.F.
u mean G.I.L.F
not that u were wrong
i just thought id help ya out
with all due respect sir
lol
:D

neils7147933
05-05-2005, 07:13 AM
Next on Colin Farrell's hitlist:

Barbara Eden:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/anna_and_the_king/barbara_eden/annapre.jpg

Shirley Maclaine:

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/shirley-maclaine/shirley-maclaine01.jpg

Dyan Cannon:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9704/17/eight.heads/link.cannon.jpg

Goldie Hawn:

http://www.virgin.net/movies/galleries/goldenglobes2005/pix/18_main.jpg

neils7147933
05-05-2005, 07:20 AM
More on Farrel's "to-do" list

Diane Keaton:

http://www.tvazteca.com/espectaculos/galeriasfotos/globosdeoro2005/chi2_198.jpg

Barbra Streisand:

http://i.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2004/tr/122004_tr_2ipop.jpg

Jane Fonda:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0375507108.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Judi Dench:

http://www.york-tourism.co.uk/WebUploads/FactSheets/ACF3309.jpg

Stickman
05-05-2005, 08:36 AM
Speaking of Judi Dench....does anyone know where I can find a photo of her in her youth, or at least before age 40 or so?

neils7147933
05-05-2005, 08:54 AM
Speaking of Judi Dench....does anyone know where I can find a photo of her in her youth, or at least before age 40 or so?
http://www.massless.org/_imgs/2002/judi_dench.jpg

http://www.totaldvd.net/features/profiles/images/200301JudiDench.jpg

http://atgbcentral.com/janjudi2.html

Stickman
05-05-2005, 09:06 AM
http://www.massless.org/_imgs/2002/judi_dench.jpg

http://www.totaldvd.net/features/profiles/images/200301JudiDench.jpg

http://atgbcentral.com/janjudi2.html
Thanks. She's not nearly the beauty that I thought she'd be as a younger woman, eh? Her eyes are certainly her most captivating feature, even at her age.

jack_the_rippuh
05-05-2005, 09:24 AM
There's nothing in the world like a M.I.L.F. Women reach their sexual peaks at 81-86 years old. Trust me, I been there...done that.

Wizard
05-05-2005, 10:55 AM
He must of been either drunk or high at the time.

I've heard he does alot of drugs. ALOOT. Sound to me he was on X.

abdiel2k3
05-05-2005, 11:14 AM
There's nothing in the world like a M.I.L.F. Women reach their sexual peaks at 81-86 years old. Trust me, I been there...done that.
omg
thats is disturbingly hillarious
just like i like it

phallus
05-06-2005, 10:21 PM
He seems to be a big fan of M.I.L.F.



MILF! MILF! MILF!

Chups
05-06-2005, 10:34 PM
Yes its more like G.M.I.L.F.

masterdirector
05-08-2005, 01:08 AM
My cut off is around 50 period. Some *****es somehow still look good at around the 50 mark, which blows me away. Very few at that age. 40-45 isn't a bad age for them though. Their stamina doesn't seem to be the best in the world though. That's where you appreciate the more youthful girls.

One thing that is annoying about growing older though, I believe in marriage once it actually occurs, like that it should last. But damn, imagine being 70 and having a wife look like that above. Older men aren't always impotent, sometimes they're just being faithful to their wives. Rather than **** their wife or cheat on them with a good looking girl that could actually make them get it up, they fake impotence. Or maybe they're not faking it, the getting hard part at least. I don't find it a bit unbelievable that someone couldn't get it up for the picture at the top. I hope I couldn't.