Wala ng sariwa dito pre. Ako ang nagkokodak sa kanila e. :lol1:

see tama ako fresh na fresh pa rin sila si led lang pala. parang bergin pa rin sila. :lol1:

Post ako ng mga babaeng taga-labas ng bansa :D
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm91vczENM1qdhl8uo1_500.jpg

Puro babae puro babae :D Kailangan pa ng pampadagdag-init!!!

see tama ako fresh na fresh pa rin sila si led lang pala. parang bergin pa rin sila. :lol1:

Di pre, ginamitan ko sila ng long neck ng emperador.

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/617...qz3rKTB1qdhl8u

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more! more! more! more! more! more! :banana:

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bukas ulit mga tol

mga pare tignan ninyo yong post ni BrickSquad (Principe dati ang handle niyan na Mexicano).

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=498300


nireport ko na pero ayaw ma-banned eh. tarantado ang kupal.

pre, subukan ko lang mag-post naman ng auto, subok lang hehehhhehhehee

eto Acura MDX

http://image.automobilemag.com/f/2011_acura_mdx/2305843341081020823+ppromo_amag_large/driver_side_door_open.jpg


ganda ng porma tol, eto ba ride mo?

eto bibili ako pag-tumama ako sa lotto.


2011 Aston Martin DB9 Volante Convertible

http://images.automotive.com/stock/300/ASTON%20MARTIN/DB9/2011/2CA.JPG


balato tol pag tumama ka sa lotto hehe ...

what's the dollar conversion to the peso right now?

Pre, ang baba ng palitan: 42.10 pesos = $1 US

tsk tsk tsk, hirap nito baba ng palitan buti sana kung yung value ng peso ang tumataas ...

eto ciguro medyo sariwa pa, KC Concepcion


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NKH--M0Q7Vo/R9J6dXLxZYI/AAAAAAAACXw/x7qeF2RmWZQ/s1600/kcconcepcion3.jpg

medyo na lang mukhang liberated tong si KC hehe ...

bwiset...i was hoping it would be in the 45-47 range...uwi ako wednesday

laki nga nawawala tol pero tagal ng wala sa 45 yung palitan, nagbabad sya sa ~43-44

eto Mak will you do a one night stand with this pinay maganda ang katawan.


http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs349.ash2/62973_116861315037872_116857635038240_113851_21554 43_n.jpg


puwedeng puwede na to ke Mak hehe ..

This one is da shyet! :wank:


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vAwmyj8Dzic/ThtoSYPxRFI/AAAAAAAADQY/AK0db6ewVRs/s1600/hannah%2Blandan%2B04.jpg

I agree bro! :luvbed:

Haba ng tinalon ng sinulid natin ah. Sayang di pako pwedeng magbabad, me trabaho pa maya maya dangan kasi.

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/2418/dsfg.jpg

Prof, parang may tapal ata. :D

hehe si bro Dehydrator ang talas ng mata hehe ...

see tama ako fresh na fresh pa rin sila si led lang pala. parang bergin pa rin sila. :lol1:

lolz ano yun bro toothpick?

hehe joke lang bro led...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm18q6ZPVn1qdhl8uo1_r1_500.jpg

mukhang mga de tattoo fetish mo ngayon bro led hehe ...

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nice pics bro tali!

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page 13953 daming magandang pics pero dito ko na L hehe ..

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my choice on page 13954 ...

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dami ring magandang pagpilian sa13955 pero i wont mind pa reverse gang bang dito sa tatlong ito hehe ...

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page 13956, no choice kailangan maging sugapa and choose more than one hehe...

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13957 dito tayo sa mukhang virgin pa hehe

mga pare tignan ninyo yong post ni BrickSquad (Principe dati ang handle niyan na Mexicano).

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=498300


nireport ko na pero ayaw ma-banned eh. tarantado ang kupal.

report nating lahat bro, mexicano ba yan? nagpapanggap na itim?

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report nating lahat bro, mexicano ba yan? nagpapanggap na itim?

na-banned na din ang kupal, pre.

mga tol post ulit ako indi ko alam ko na-post na ang mga ito.


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http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z32/islandcode/Female%20Models%20by%20Gerardo%20DIwa/Lee-Ann-Marco-GPD-6706-Edit-1.jpg

http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m401/yunkay2/herlyn.jpg

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http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr62/rgapeli/sexy%20pinay%20celebrity/ellen-adarna-photos02.jpgGanda talaga ni ellen.

Di ko pa napapanood pero ampangit daw nung laban ni AJ.

SA FNF naman, talo daw ng KO si panthera at panalo naman si peterson ng KO laban ke cayo.


http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283924_173593526043785_111439385592533_384851_6004 886_n.jpg

"There is very little time" ayan ang sabi ni obama. Di pa rin sila makakuha ng tamang diskarte para ayusin tong debt limit ng amerika na nasagad na. hayyy


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Ano ba magandang laban ngayon?

http://inlinethumb42.webshots.com/46185/2472544480103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Parang wala atang magandang laban ngayon, kahapon yung mga magagandang laban.

http://inlinethumb24.webshots.com/19287/2833614310103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Makapakinig na nga lang ng mga kanta ni neil young. Down by the river.

http://inlinethumb49.webshots.com/48688/2977592350103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

"down by the river
I shot my baby..."


http://inlinethumb28.webshots.com/44379/2214997450103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Haba nga pala ng tinalon ng sinulid natin ah, di ko tuloy masagot yung mga nag quote, kakatamad nang balikan.

http://inlinethumb27.webshots.com/44826/2721466230103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

"you take my hand
I take your hand
together we get away..."


http://inlinethumb28.webshots.com/20123/2284945200103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

haba ng kantang to ah.


http://inlinethumb53.webshots.com/47732/2446695090103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Isang page muna ko kung walang kahuntahan dito tapos basa basa muna ko sa labas.


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http://inlinethumb46.webshots.com/47917/2150689060103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2150689060103625596oKVZuS)
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http://inlinethumb53.webshots.com/48436/2975281320103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2975281320103625596SwCvPw)

ayun natapos din yung down by the river, southern man is next.


http://inlinethumb47.webshots.com/48878/2615786170103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

anak ng!!! sugar mountain pala napindot ko, pero okay lang.

http://inlinethumb44.webshots.com/48043/2548784760103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Ayan, bagong page na kaya dapat seksi ehehehehe


http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy17/tannyhot/1.jpg

Okay, 2nd to the last.

http://inlinethumb46.webshots.com/18605/2540403930103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Last na muna, balik lang ako maya maya tutal wala namang gagawin masyado dahil lingo.

Di nga? pero marami pa ring gawain kahit papano.


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6028/5903181427_f070f4bf51.jpg

Okay last na talaga.


http://i1116.photobucket.com/albums/k575/philboxing1982/246708_150890208314827_100001815478570_299813_4992 483_n.jpg

Last na last na ehehehehe


http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189519_138708882865583_111439385592533_221258_3069 78_n.jpg

SA FNF naman, talo daw ng KO si panthera at panalo naman si peterson ng KO laban ke cayo.


http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/283924_173593526043785_111439385592533_384851_6004 886_n.jpg



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nakakainis !!!!!!!

la pakong tulog dahil dito (http://www.historum.com/)

sarap magbasa...

salamat ng marami pareng Tali
:dance::dance::dance:

Joke, joke joke muna!

BOY: Uhm, pwede ba manligaw?
GIRL: Hindi!

































































































BOY: Pano yun? Tayo agad? :lol1:

Last na muna, balik lang ako maya maya tutal wala namang gagawin masyado dahil lingo.

Di nga? pero marami pa ring gawain kahit papano.


http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6028/5903181427_f070f4bf51.jpg

wow, ang ganda ng suot niyang singsing.

wow, ang ganda ng suot niyang singsing.

Pre, bolitas yan. :lol1:

Pre, bolitas yan. :lol1:

indi pre tignan mo yong kaliwang kamay niya may suot siyang gold ring.

oy, ngayon ko lang napansin naka lola bikini pala siya. :D

indi pre tignan mo yong kaliwang kamay niya may suot siyang gold ring.

oy, ngayon ko lang napansin naka lola bikini pala siya. :D

Nayari mo ko dun pre. Pati pala daliri kinikilatis mo :lol1:

Nayari mo ko dun pre. Pati pala daliri kinikilatis mo :lol1:

siyempre baka marumi ang kuko nakaka-turn off. :D

musta dito mga parekoy?

musta dito mga parekoy?

Eto, si Prof Kadz nambubugaw ng bebot si Pareng Tali ang customer. :D

Haba nga pala ng tinalon ng sinulid natin ah, di ko tuloy masagot yung mga nag quote, kakatamad nang balikan.

http://inlinethumb27.webshots.com/44826/2721466230103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

pareng led eto ang napili ko dadahin ko sa bahay para ipakilala ko kay inay at itay. Mukhang bergin kagaya ko.

Hihingiin ko ang blessings ni prof kadz. :D

pareng led eto ang napili ko dadahin ko sa bahay para ipakilala ko kay inay at itay. Mukhang bergin kagaya ko.

Hihingiin ko ang blessings ni prof kadz. :Dpareho pala tayong mahilig sa mga mukhang mahinhin. :D

http://inlinethumb02.webshots.com/47937/2516631240103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Eto, si Prof Kadz nambubugaw ng bebot si Pareng Tali ang customer. :Dhehehe ganun ba? ehehehehehe


http://inlinethumb27.webshots.com/48602/2320619660103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Yung grupong foreigner pinapakingan ko ngayon- Ooooh double Vision.


http://inlinethumb29.webshots.com/45788/2373748910103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Next is HotBlooded.

I'm hotblooded
check it and see
I got a fever
over hundred and three...


http://inlinethumb50.webshots.com/47281/2538024620103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Next is I wanna know what love is.

http://inlinethumb55.webshots.com/48054/2661939530103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me ...


http://e.imagehost.org/0773/1_418811444l.jpg
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tangnang kantang to, naalala ko tuloy mga utang ko.


http://inlinethumb08.webshots.com/47943/2874383340103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2874383340103625596qPmtIL)
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next is cold as ice


http://inlinethumb50.webshots.com/48305/2285744460103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

astig talaga tong grupong to.


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Inaaya ako ng misis ko mamiesta, dia de san ignacio ngayon at fiesta sa karatig barangay namin. Sa bi sya na lang at busog pa ko, ako na lang magluluto ng pata ng baboy na igigisa ko sa bawang at sibuyas sabay hahaluan ng pork and beans.

http://inlinethumb58.webshots.com/47417/2552341360103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Ay hindot, di ko napalitan ng litrato.

Ganda kasi ng kantang that was yesterday.


http://inlinethumb36.webshots.com/47843/2933474630103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2933474630103625596AXUweG)
http://inlinethumb02.webshots.com/49153/2939875220103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2939875220103625596KQiiqq)

Ayun bumatsi muna si kumander pero nilaga muna yung pata at pinagbilin sakin, baka matuyuan daw yun dahil busy ko dito sa computer ehehehehe


http://inlinethumb53.webshots.com/16948/2955779080103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Crosby, Stills and NAsh na pinapakingan ko. Just a song before I go.

http://inlinethumb48.webshots.com/45935/2070060120103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Nakaisang pahina na naman tayo, malapit na katorse mil.

"traveling twice the speed of sound
it's easy to get burn..."

http://inlinethumb64.webshots.com/46399/2359076880103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Balik foreigner tayo.


http://inlinethumb60.webshots.com/45883/2234384790103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2234384790103625596NVZMvv)
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Subukan nyong isearch sa youtube ang grupong foreigner mga tols, astig


http://inlinethumb23.webshots.com/46294/2457709870103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Gusto nyo bang mapreso?

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5311/5906844011_09e9514b12.jpg

HIndi nga? :lol1:

http://inlinethumb29.webshots.com/43356/2391317360103625596S600x600Q85.jpghttp://inlinethumb19.webshots.com/49170/2442160930103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Para kong loko dito, ma check nga muna niluluto ko.

http://inlinethumb63.webshots.com/39166/2130347150103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Ayos, kumukulo na. Mga isang page pa e magigisa ko sya.

http://inlinethumb34.webshots.com/23777/2880887700103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2880887700103625596dEShxS)
http://inlinethumb45.webshots.com/46956/2363217960103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2363217960103625596AylQgq)
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http://inlinethumb49.webshots.com/41968/2808092730103625596S600x600Q85.jpghttp://inlinethumb46.webshots.com/10861/2420901920103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2420901920103625596RPCxoj)
http://inlinethumb33.webshots.com/47776/2078909200103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2078909200103625596yhNwOZ)
http://inlinethumb11.webshots.com/45066/2873343590103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2873343590103625596AslTpk)

Malapit nang tumalon.


http://inlinethumb58.webshots.com/45561/2687653680103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Ayos nakaisang page na naman tayo ehehehehe.

Gisa ko muna yung pata.


http://inlinethumb11.webshots.com/47178/2993209250103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

HIndi pa pala pwede, matigas pa yung karne, sabi anang sa pressure cooker dapat kasi eh.


http://inlinethumb28.webshots.com/46619/2433478070103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

HIniwa ko na lang muna yung sibuyas at bawang.

http://inlinethumb14.webshots.com/46285/2497922110103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Mga isang page pa siguro e malambot na yun.

*asa ka pa*


http://inlinethumb60.webshots.com/5435/2528328610103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

e malapit na mag alas dose.


http://inlinethumb41.webshots.com/45992/2982210950103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Dapat siguro bilisan ko pagpost para lumambot agad...

e ano konek??? :lol1:


http://inlinethumb58.webshots.com/47673/2629482870103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

mukhang tuyo na yung kaldero pero matigas pa rin ang karne.


http://inlinethumb10.webshots.com/46921/2406930090103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Ayos nagisa ko na, konti na lang at luto na ulam pananghalian.


http://inlinethumb48.webshots.com/48687/2766811040103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Ayos nakatsibug na rin ako at sila naman nasa lamesa pa lumalantak ng niluto ko ehehehehe

http://inlinethumb16.webshots.com/46351/2715413640103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Pero yung isa kong anak, ayaw nya daw ng pata, sabi ko naman e sya na magprito ng marinated na tapa sa ref, busy pako.


http://inlinethumb33.webshots.com/45984/2393287430103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Spoiled tong mga nak namin, me ayaw kumain ng manok, me ayaw ng baboy, me ayaw ng ganito ganun. Mas gusto pa nila hotdog at maggie.

http://inlinethumb63.webshots.com/22270/2298802110103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2298802110103625596rHgVkY)
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http://inlinethumb03.webshots.com/16770/2198537360103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2198537360103625596cCzcSx)

abat nakaisang page na naman tayo ah.

http://inlinethumb61.webshots.com/47356/2712558230103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Ampota, ala pa ba kong kahuntahan dito?

http://inlinethumb44.webshots.com/48811/2422353260103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Immaculate ang dating ng isang to.


http://inlinethumb37.webshots.com/45988/2991690230103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2991690230103625596yUeFGL)
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http://inlinethumb32.webshots.com/48607/2311898360103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2311898360103625596tWiCFE)

Puros wholesome muna tayo ngayon, bawal dangan kasi ang kita keps at dyogs.

http://inlinethumb64.webshots.com/46527/2213827830103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2213827830103625596EQHHbG)
http://inlinethumb08.webshots.com/48583/2263606470103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2263606470103625596rxcLTv)

Kasalaanan ni pareng talli to, gusto nya daw kasi mga mahinhin ehehehehe


http://inlinethumb60.webshots.com/2235/2989000140103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2989000140103625596PlVRYb)
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Mainit daw sa amerika ngayon, dumating na ba yung north wind galing canada na me kasamang lamig?

http://inlinethumb54.webshots.com/49333/2957437930103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2957437930103625596RZRbKT)
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http://inlinethumb16.webshots.com/48911/2393083630103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2393083630103625596zwkddy)

Dito sa mindanao, permanente ang init ehehehehe


http://inlinethumb38.webshots.com/46181/2701444080103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

e andami pang pampainit


http://inlinethumb33.webshots.com/45472/2766737320103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

hirap pala mag monologue, para kang gago ehehehehe


http://inlinethumb18.webshots.com/30673/2825310540103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

ooops another page kaya dapat...


http://inlinethumb17.webshots.com/3216/2718761850103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

pahiyang muna tapos...

http://inlinethumb57.webshots.com/11640/2055104940103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

balik tayo sa mga seksing wholesome

http://inlinethumb31.webshots.com/48222/2778082240103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2778082240103625596XzwCAl)
http://inlinethumb52.webshots.com/48051/2941954450103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2941954450103625596pKkZtm)
http://inlinethumb56.webshots.com/42743/2213878770103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2213878770103625596AShzlX)

ako'y nagiisa aaaa


http://inlinethumb34.webshots.com/33313/2171513640103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

at walng kasama


http://inlinethumb01.webshots.com/48704/2207257370103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2207257370103625596aUkoug)
http://inlinethumb26.webshots.com/1369/2691431920103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2691431920103625596wrWpuo)

actually, nakikinig ako ng juan dela cruz band ehehehehe


http://inlinethumb08.webshots.com/48711/2232843600103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2232843600103625596OyqTHh)
http://inlinethumb02.webshots.com/49281/2802639880103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2802639880103625596hjankD)

"ang himig natin
inyong awitin ihin"

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"ako'y may kaibigan
at sya't nahihira ah pan
handa na ba kayong lahat
upang syay tulungan... "


http://inlinethumb47.webshots.com/47342/2140382870103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

komersyal muna...

http://inlinethumb07.webshots.com/48518/2067224320103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2067224320103625596VNpRVv)
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http://inlinethumb10.webshots.com/45769/2550371840103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2550371840103625596bniIbR)
http://inlinethumb11.webshots.com/10954/2588025390103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2588025390103625596zoldFZ)

eto na naman ang isang pahina.

http://inlinethumb19.webshots.com/48082/2922540200103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2922540200103625596OkYcLY)
http://inlinethumb40.webshots.com/45607/2709668280103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2709668280103625596tndfIT)

Inulit ko yung ang himig natin ehehehehe

http://inlinethumb14.webshots.com/48909/2684997430103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2684997430103625596DUpsDC)
http://inlinethumb55.webshots.com/4342/2957233200103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2957233200103625596MPtJtS)

isang page na lang at nood muna ko ng movie ni nicolas cage.

http://inlinethumb21.webshots.com/45204/2503506310103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

lipat ako dun sa laptop mayamaya para sila naman dito sa desk top.

http://inlinethumb24.webshots.com/48983/2380538570103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

wala pa kasi kong router kaya broadband lang ang gamit ko sa laptop, mahina pre.

http://inlinethumb60.webshots.com/47291/2857327240103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

parang kinikwento ko na buhay ko dito ehehehehe


http://inlinethumb44.webshots.com/49323/2570079760103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

me masabi lang ehehehehehe


http://inlinethumb39.webshots.com/49190/2009394230103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2009394230103625596UCHdJT)
http://inlinethumb37.webshots.com/45412/2704983800103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2704983800103625596PrLqeh)

sa maniwala kayo o hindi, me maganda pang babaeng naglalandi saken e ang tanda ko na. Di ko nga pinatulan.

http://inlinethumb11.webshots.com/47050/2675889290103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2675889290103625596GdatNd)
http://inlinethumb49.webshots.com/48368/2373064940103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2373064940103625596VxaTme)
http://inlinethumb53.webshots.com/44404/2442215620103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2442215620103625596JgGtRI)

Ano palagay nya saken, easyboy? ehehehehehe


http://inlinethumb29.webshots.com/48028/2807620510103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2807620510103625596ByQhjW)
http://inlinethumb15.webshots.com/48590/2208948910103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2208948910103625596iyGMsq)
http://inlinethumb36.webshots.com/48867/2440964200103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2440964200103625596whJPkS)

sabagay hindi naman ako pihikan ehehehehe


http://inlinethumb54.webshots.com/45429/2509797720103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

Okay last na to, sayang ang gaganda pa naman ng mga pics na susunod, di bale may maya na at nood muna ko ng movie.

http://inlinethumb19.webshots.com/45714/2260802320103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2260802320103625596QCOBTe)
http://inlinethumb03.webshots.com/48898/2136580160103625596S600x600Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2136580160103625596RzoxAG)

eto ang patunay, isang magandang babaeng kaibigan ni elle.


http://inlinethumb16.webshots.com/47311/2120650950103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

eto last na talaga, bye folks


http://inlinethumb15.webshots.com/24526/2148168110103625596S600x600Q85.jpg

25 pages na lang 14000 na . :banana:

25 pages na lang 14000 na . :banana:

25= 250 post ba yun? kaunti na lang.'

post ako mga jokes para makatulong sa pagdami.

Inimbitahan ng isang imbestigador sa opisina ng NBI si Juan na walang trabaho pero buhay milyonaryo. Dumating si Juan kasama ang kanyang abogado sa NBI.

Imbestigador: Juan, pinatawag ka namin dito dahil naghihinala kaming isa kang drug trafficker at lider ng isang sin***ato dahil nakapagtatakang namumuhay kang milyonaryo gayong ikaw ay walang tinapos at walang trabaho. Gusto naming malaman kung paano ka kumikita ng milyong milyong pera.

Juan: Sir, sa legal pong paraan kong kinikita ang aking mga pera. Sa pamamagitan po ng pustahan ako po ay kumikita ng daang daang libong piso. Kung gusto nyo po patutunayan ko sa inyo. Dodoblehen ko po ang sampung libo ninyo kung makakagat ko ang aking kanang mata.

Imbestigador: Imposibleng makagat mo ang yong mata. Sige, call ako dyan.

Dinukot ni Juan ang kanyang pekeng mata sa kanan at kinagat. Nagulat naman ang imbestigador sa ginawa ni Juan.

Juan: Sir, dodoblehen ko po ang singkwenta mil ninyo kung pupusta kayong kaya kong kagatin ang aking kaliwang mata.

Imbestigador: Yan ang talagang imposible. Paano ka makakakita kung parehong peke ang dalawa mong mata. Call ako dyan!

Kinuha ni Juan ang kanyang pustiso at kinagat ang kaliwang mata. Mangingiyak ngiyak ang imbestigador sa ginawa ni Juan.

Juan: (Pumunta sa dulo ng dalawang metrong mesa ng imbestigador) Sir, dodoblehen ko po ang ang sandaang libo ninyo kung pupusta kayo na kaya kong umihi sa basurahan nyo na nasa kabilang dulo ng mesang ito mula rito sa kinatatayuan ko. Patutunayan ko sa inyo na di mababasa ng kahit isang patak ang mesa nyo.

Imbestigador: Pinatatawa mo ako, Juan. Iyan ang talagang imposible. Sigurado akong di ka na mananalo sa pustang yan. Kaya, call ako!

Umihi si Juan at dahil sa imposibleng abutin ng ihi niya ang basurahan sa kabilang dulo ng dalawang metrong mesa ay sinadya na lang nyang ihian ang mesa ng imbestigador. Napahalakhak ang imbestigador sa tuwa. Ngunit, tawa rin ng tawa si Juan.

Imbestigador: Eh bakit tawa ka pa nang tawa, eh talo ka na nga ng sandaang libo?

Juan: Sir, natutuwa po ako dahil nanalo po ako ng limang daang libong piso sa pustahan namin ng abogadong kasama ko. Nagpustahan po kami na ako ang mananalo kung kayo ay matutuwa kapag inihian ko ang mesa ninyo.

Abogado: Waaaahhhhh!

Nagpahula ang mag-ina kay Madam Auring....

Madam Auring: Bukas mamamatay ang anak mo sa apoy at bato.

Mag-ina: Naku! Umuwi na tayo at mag-ingat tayo, baka pa tayo maaksidente.

Kinabukasan. Galit na galit ang ina, pinuntahan niya ang manghuhula.

Sabi ng ina: Sabi mo mamamatay ang anak ko sa apoy at bato, bakit nasagasaan?

Madam Auring: Huminahon ka, puntahan natin ang lugar ng aksidente.

Pinuntahan nga nila.

Madam Auring: Sabi ko na nga ba at mamamatay siya sa apoy at bato.

Ina: Ano? Nakikita mo bang nasagasaan siya, tapos sasabihin mong apoy at bato?

Madam Auring: Tingnan mo nga ang gulong na nakasagasa: FIRESTONE!!!

Nakaupo sa tabi ng kanyang asawang agaw-buhay si Juan. Hawak hawak niya ang kamay nito at nararamdaman ni Juan na hindi na magtatagal at babawian na ng buhay ang kanyang asawa.

"Juan, bago ako mamatay, mayroon akong gustong ipagtapat sa iyo."

"Mahal, huwag ka ng magsalita at makakasama pa sa iyo."

"Pero Juan, kailangan talagang malaman mo na........"

"Sssshhhh, kung ano man iyon ay hindi na mahalaga, ang importante ay nasa tabi mo ako sa huling sandali mo rito sa mundo."

"Juan, nais kong ipagtapat sa iyo na pinagtaksilan kita. Sana ay patawarin mo ako."

"Alam ko iyon, kaya nga kita nilason."

post ako mga jokes para makatulong sa pagdami.

Inimbitahan ng isang imbestigador sa opisina ng NBI si Juan na walang trabaho pero buhay milyonaryo. Dumating si Juan kasama ang kanyang abogado sa NBI.

Imbestigador: Juan, pinatawag ka namin dito dahil naghihinala kaming isa kang drug trafficker at lider ng isang sin***ato dahil nakapagtatakang namumuhay kang milyonaryo gayong ikaw ay walang tinapos at walang trabaho. Gusto naming malaman kung paano ka kumikita ng milyong milyong pera.

Juan: Sir, sa legal pong paraan kong kinikita ang aking mga pera. Sa pamamagitan po ng pustahan ako po ay kumikita ng daang daang libong piso. Kung gusto nyo po patutunayan ko sa inyo. Dodoblehen ko po ang sampung libo ninyo kung makakagat ko ang aking kanang mata.

Imbestigador: Imposibleng makagat mo ang yong mata. Sige, call ako dyan.

Dinukot ni Juan ang kanyang pekeng mata sa kanan at kinagat. Nagulat naman ang imbestigador sa ginawa ni Juan.

Juan: Sir, dodoblehen ko po ang singkwenta mil ninyo kung pupusta kayong kaya kong kagatin ang aking kaliwang mata.

Imbestigador: Yan ang talagang imposible. Paano ka makakakita kung parehong peke ang dalawa mong mata. Call ako dyan!

Kinuha ni Juan ang kanyang pustiso at kinagat ang kaliwang mata. Mangingiyak ngiyak ang imbestigador sa ginawa ni Juan.

Juan: (Pumunta sa dulo ng dalawang metrong mesa ng imbestigador) Sir, dodoblehen ko po ang ang sandaang libo ninyo kung pupusta kayo na kaya kong umihi sa basurahan nyo na nasa kabilang dulo ng mesang ito mula rito sa kinatatayuan ko. Patutunayan ko sa inyo na di mababasa ng kahit isang patak ang mesa nyo.

Imbestigador: Pinatatawa mo ako, Juan. Iyan ang talagang imposible. Sigurado akong di ka na mananalo sa pustang yan. Kaya, call ako!

Umihi si Juan at dahil sa imposibleng abutin ng ihi niya ang basurahan sa kabilang dulo ng dalawang metrong mesa ay sinadya na lang nyang ihian ang mesa ng imbestigador. Napahalakhak ang imbestigador sa tuwa. Ngunit, tawa rin ng tawa si Juan.

Imbestigador: Eh bakit tawa ka pa nang tawa, eh talo ka na nga ng sandaang libo?

Juan: Sir, natutuwa po ako dahil nanalo po ako ng limang daang libong piso sa pustahan namin ng abogadong kasama ko. Nagpustahan po kami na ako ang mananalo kung kayo ay matutuwa kapag inihian ko ang mesa ninyo.

Abogado: Waaaahhhhh!

Nagpahula ang mag-ina kay Madam Auring....

Madam Auring: Bukas mamamatay ang anak mo sa apoy at bato.

Mag-ina: Naku! Umuwi na tayo at mag-ingat tayo, baka pa tayo maaksidente.

Kinabukasan. Galit na galit ang ina, pinuntahan niya ang manghuhula.

Sabi ng ina: Sabi mo mamamatay ang anak ko sa apoy at bato, bakit nasagasaan?

Madam Auring: Huminahon ka, puntahan natin ang lugar ng aksidente.

Pinuntahan nga nila.

Madam Auring: Sabi ko na nga ba at mamamatay siya sa apoy at bato.

Ina: Ano? Nakikita mo bang nasagasaan siya, tapos sasabihin mong apoy at bato?

Madam Auring: Tingnan mo nga ang gulong na nakasagasa: FIRESTONE!!!

Nakaupo sa tabi ng kanyang asawang agaw-buhay si Juan. Hawak hawak niya ang kamay nito at nararamdaman ni Juan na hindi na magtatagal at babawian na ng buhay ang kanyang asawa.

"Juan, bago ako mamatay, mayroon akong gustong ipagtapat sa iyo."

"Mahal, huwag ka ng magsalita at makakasama pa sa iyo."

"Pero Juan, kailangan talagang malaman mo na........"

"Sssshhhh, kung ano man iyon ay hindi na mahalaga, ang importante ay nasa tabi mo ako sa huling sandali mo rito sa mundo."

"Juan, nais kong ipagtapat sa iyo na pinagtaksilan kita. Sana ay patawarin mo ako."

"Alam ko iyon, kaya nga kita nilason."

:rofl: :rofl:

maganda ang mga jokes na bago. :lol1:

25= 250 post ba yun? kaunti na lang.'

oo nga pala pero mga 25 pages pa. (palusot :D)