Talk about monkey business :D

Police Capture Drug Dealing Monkeys
By: Phantom

DHAKA (Reuters) -

Bangladeshi police said Monday they had captured two monkeys trained to deliver drugs to addicts in the capital Dhaka.

The monkeys were captured Sunday in Dhaka's Sabujbagh area and placed in the zoo after an anonymous caller said drug dealers had been using the monkeys to carry drugs to buyers and collect their money, a policeman said.

He said the monkeys -- named Munni and Hamid -- were trained to perform the unique job, and police were investigating to see if other drug dealers were also using monkeys.

"Using monkeys in the illegal trade has been detected for the first time and we are exploring if there are more such cases,'' police officer Liaquat Hossain said.

Police said they could not arrest the drug sellers yet but had seized a huge quantity of bottled phensidyl, a syrupy liquid that contains codeine, which relaxes the nerves and causes sleepiness.

Police said phensidyl was mostly smuggled into Bangladesh from India and was widely used by addicts who could not afford costlier alcohol and drugs like heroin or cocaine.

"Taking phensidyl as a substitute drug has been rampant in the country,'' an official with the narcotics department said.

The sale and use of alcohol and drugs in any form, except for medical purposes, is banned in Muslim Bangladesh, but police said there were about 100,000 addicts in Dhaka alone.

Police Shoot Monster Rat
By: Phantom Published: 10/22/1999

FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German police killed a dog-sized rat which attacked a 59-year-old man outside his home near Frankfurt, Bild newspaper reported.
The mass-selling tabloid quoted police as saying the half meter (20 inch)-long rat was as vicious as a fighting dog and as big as a dachshund.

It said the rodent's intended victim, identified only as Horst L., heard something rustling in a bush and then a sharp hissing. He turned around and saw the rat, ready to pounce at him.

"I was rigid with fear," said Horst. "I just had time to grab a wooden plank to fend it off."

The rat sank its teeth into the plank and Horst ran inside his home to call the police. Officers tried to grab the animal with thick gloves but it attacked them so they shot it.

talk about monkey business and ratattack, those are really unusual news, he he he

Lava lamp left on hot stovetop explodes, killing man
Tuesday, November 30, 2004 Posted: 0753 GMT (1553 HKT)



KENT, Washington (AP) -- A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.

Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.

"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday.

After the lamp exploded, Quinn apparently stumbled into his bedroom, where he died Sunday afternoon, authorities said.

Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.

Lava lamp left on hot stovetop explodes, killing man
Tuesday, November 30, 2004 Posted: 0753 GMT (1553 HKT)



KENT, Washington (AP) -- A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.

Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.

"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday.

After the lamp exploded, Quinn apparently stumbled into his bedroom, where he died Sunday afternoon, authorities said.

Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.

he wanted to go with a glow :D
explosivo, funny sig man. lmfao....... it's edoreble.. for me to poop on.... can't stop..... lol

he wanted to go with a glow :D
explosivo, funny sig man. lmfao....... it's edoreble.. for me to poop on.... can't stop..... lol

If you like that you should watch the video linked in my sig.

If you like that you should watch the video linked in my sig.
that's what I was referring to. The vid on your sig...
"Is there a Korean under there???" lmfao.... funny ****. you got me looking for other triumph videos now.

that's what I was referring to. The vid on your sig...
"Is there a Korean under there???" lmfao.... funny ****. you got me looking for other triumph videos now.

dont forget
"which one of these buttons calls ur parents to come pik u up"
and also
"usually, this game is played indoors by little children"

dont forget
"which one of these buttons calls ur parents to come pik u up"
and also
"usually, this game is played indoors by little children"
"That's the last time he's going to see female genitalia"
"You want to hear a spoiler? You are gonna die aaalooonnnnee"

Wed, December 1, 2004

Woman strips in court

Protests judge's ruling

Only the brass pole was missing. A woman tried to lay down the law yesterday morning by performing a spontaneous striptease in family court.

She was protesting the judge's decision not to grant her motion for an adjournment.

The woman, who can't be named, claimed the judge was biased. She did not have a lawyer.

"I am not going to allow this to happen and as a form of non-violent protest, I am going to, at this point, start taking off my clothing," said the woman, who is in her early 30s.

"It's not exhibitionism. It's political, it's rights-based and it's going to keep happening until somebody gets me out of here, and I wish that would happen sooner rather than later," she said, as she undressed.

"(The woman), just for the record, has removed what appears to be all her clothing except for her brassiere and her panties," Goodman said.

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So, what else is new?

Wed, December 1, 2004

Woman strips in court

Protests judge's ruling

Only the brass pole was missing. A woman tried to lay down the law yesterday morning by performing a spontaneous striptease in family court.

She was protesting the judge's decision not to grant her motion for an adjournment.

The woman, who can't be named, claimed the judge was biased. She did not have a lawyer.

"I am not going to allow this to happen and as a form of non-violent protest, I am going to, at this point, start taking off my clothing," said the woman, who is in her early 30s.

"It's not exhibitionism. It's political, it's rights-based and it's going to keep happening until somebody gets me out of here, and I wish that would happen sooner rather than later," she said, as she undressed.

"(The woman), just for the record, has removed what appears to be all her clothing except for her brassiere and her panties," Goodman said.

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So, what else is new?
lol.... they had to wait until she was almost naked before they took her out? guess the judge was pounding his gavel all this time? hahahahaha........

Man burns penis with laptop
By Drew Cullen
Published Friday 22nd November 2002 10:10 GMT
And now for proof that some laptops run hotter than a badger. A 50-year old scientist, previously healthy, burned his penis after placing his laptop on his, err lap, for an hour. Oh, he was fully dressed in trousers and underpants, according to this letter printed in the Lancet, the UK's best-known medical journal. (reg req'd, free.)

The following is not for the squeamish:

The next day he noticed irritation and oedema of his penile prepuce. Furthermore, the ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about 2 cm. These findings were verified when I saw the patient 1 day later. There were no signs of phimosis or balanitis. The patient recalled that, while sitting 2 days earlier with his computer on his lap, he occasionally had felt heat and a burning feeling on his lap and proximal thigh, a sensation that was relieved at least temporarily when the computer was moved slightly.

After the first 2 days, the penile and scrotal blisters broke and developed into infected wounds that caused extensive suppuration. More than a week later, the wounds were covered by dry crusts and thereafter were healing quite rapidly. No antibiotic treatment was needed.

Man burns penis with laptop
By Drew Cullen
Published Friday 22nd November 2002 10:10 GMT
And now for proof that some laptops run hotter than a badger. A 50-year old scientist, previously healthy, burned his penis after placing his laptop on his, err lap, for an hour. Oh, he was fully dressed in trousers and underpants, according to this letter printed in the Lancet, the UK's best-known medical journal. (reg req'd, free.)

The following is not for the squeamish:

The next day he noticed irritation and oedema of his penile prepuce. Furthermore, the ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about 2 cm. These findings were verified when I saw the patient 1 day later. There were no signs of phimosis or balanitis. The patient recalled that, while sitting 2 days earlier with his computer on his lap, he occasionally had felt heat and a burning feeling on his lap and proximal thigh, a sensation that was relieved at least temporarily when the computer was moved slightly.

After the first 2 days, the penile and scrotal blisters broke and developed into infected wounds that caused extensive suppuration. More than a week later, the wounds were covered by dry crusts and thereafter were healing quite rapidly. No antibiotic treatment was needed.


ouch laptop burns, he he he...

ouch laptop burns, he he he...


anybody guess why his penis was pressed against the power supply of his laptop... HE WAS LOOKING AT ****!