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vB Martin 04-30-2005, 01:53 PM I know I don't believe in you and stuff, but I'm going to appeal to you anyway.
If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.
I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.
Yours truly (maybe),
Martin
Truth 04-30-2005, 01:56 PM I know I don't believe in you and stuff, but I'm going to appeal to you anyway.
If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.
I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.
Yours truly (maybe),
Martin
Hahahahh :D, I think James will win tonight but if he doesn't I am going to lose it. :headbang: :nana: :fest30:
BrooklynBomber 04-30-2005, 02:02 PM I know I don't believe in you and stuff, but I'm going to appeal to you anyway.
If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.
I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.
Yours truly (maybe),
Martin
Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, God help us, please.
Tha Greatest 04-30-2005, 02:04 PM I just want Ruiz gone first
then Toney gone by a heavyweight other then the current heavyweights which will win there is a NEW heavyweight in town!
{BrownBomber} 04-30-2005, 02:18 PM this has most boring fight of the decade written all over it.
Slipx 04-30-2005, 02:34 PM i dont expect everyone to recognize and appreciate ruiz's style
after all it is greco roman boxing more or less
but you should show more respect for the guy, being boxers, especially, should have respect for anyone who's ever 'made it'....and ruiz 'made it'
btw martin wheres your 10inch Paciauo sig? im assuming that was taken down when he lost to morales, i always knew you were a Current_Winner_01 fanboi
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 02:59 PM and I always knew you were mentally deficient. If you weren't, you would have been able to pick up on the fact that the sig was a slam on his socks excuse and had nothing to do with being a fan.
Also, Greco-Roman is a wrestling style, and not a boxing style.
theironone 04-30-2005, 03:03 PM and I always knew you were mentally deficient. If you weren't, you would have been able to pick up on the fact that the sig was a slam on his socks excuse and had nothing to do with being a fan.
Also, Greco-Roman is a wrestling style, and not a boxing style.
LOL Nice one vB
Slipx 04-30-2005, 03:10 PM Also, Greco-Roman is a wrestling style, and not a boxing style.
please don't tell me your that stupid...for years, commentators have called ruiz's style greco roman version of boxing...shut the **** up now plz
and you were a pac fan, even with the socks pun,(which alot of pac fans laughed about anyway..) you had a sig 20 inches by 10 inches of his head , and removed it when he LOST...that makes you a fanboi
ps- maybe if I was hard i'd make a post about how I beat up miscellaneous british navy 'seamen' (real tough competition, in a country with a gimped boxing circuit to begin with) in some kind of unlicensed boxing environment, like you did...
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 03:22 PM Actually, Larry Merchant calls it that. I guess it's yet another slam you don't have the mental faculties to understand.
And I would have to agree that I am, indeed, a fan of Pac. He always gives an exciting fight. What's not to like? I just didn'y like the stupid excuse for the JMM fight and found it worthy of ridicule. The orginal pic was another poster's sig.
Slipx 04-30-2005, 03:32 PM you don't have the mental faculties to understand.
do you always repeat yourself this much? or you just can't think up anything else to say? it's clear to me now, that you've made a second post, saying the same thing. first, I'm mentally deficient, now I don't have the mental faculties. I guess you are probably thinking "well, he called me a current_winner_fanboi, so now I'll call him mentally deficient...and when he replies I'll say he doesn't have the mental faculties...that'll get him for sure" ..seriously, I don't understand how a person could retort so pathetically.
And I would have to agree that I am, indeed, a fan of Pac. He always gives an exciting fight. What's not to like?
It's understandble that you missed my last point and blindly walked into a flame fest, however if you'll scroll up and notice, my burn towards you was that you were a Pacauio fan, and then immediately removed the elaborate signature you had of him, (that you had up for months, before that fight) after Pac loses, you remove the sig. Clearly telling me (and everyone else) that you're a current_winner_fanboi, all that basically means is, you are the type of fan who only is a fan of a particular person when he is winning. It had nothing to do with him not bringing exciting fights to the table..
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 03:36 PM If you were paying attention as you claim, you would have noticed that I removed the sig prior to the fight. Though I can't fault you for missing the timing of it.
Please, if you're going to accuse me of being a fanboi, you should take the time to read and comprehend (if you can) what I post. I have never come out in overwhelming favor of any fighter.
You're trying to get into a battle of wits with me, and you are terribly outclassed. I can continue this with you if you don't mind exposing your foolishness to everyone. All I have to do is continue to post. Your replies will do the work for me.
Slipx 04-30-2005, 03:44 PM You're trying to get into a battle of wits with me, and you are terribly outclassed. I can continue this with you if you don't mind exposing your foolishness to everyone. All I have to do is continue to post. Your replies will do the work for me.
You call repeating yourself twice having wit? First I'm mentally deficient, then I don't have the mental faculties...now I'm terribly outclassed and going to be exposed; I'm guessing I hurt your feelings, but the fact is, you'll need to be more concrete than that, my bald friend.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 03:51 PM See? No effort requied on my part whatsoever.
Here are some fine "fanboi" posts of mine regarding Pac:
Manny Pacquiao and Ricky Hatton are both exciting fighters, but I kinda think Manny was exposed a little in the fight with Marquez. Then he blamed it on his socks? wtf?
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?p=6650&highlight=Pacquiao#post6650
and
Pac needs the JMM fight more than he has ever needed anything, and the way JMM fought back to a draw after a 10-6 opening round, it would be a much larger, more in demand fight and much easier to hype than "see manny fight the guy he knocked out before".
Roach & Company are hyping Barrera because they are afraid that JMM won't go down 3 times the next time around and their fighter will be convincingly beat on the cards.
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?p=61335&highlight=Pacquiao#post61335
Gee. I guess you're right. I'm a fanboi to the core. ~cries~
Slipx 04-30-2005, 04:05 PM While those excerpts downplay the fact, the huge 10 inch Paciauo sig kept up for month(s), made me think otherwise.
Keep in mind the only reason I even replied to this thread is because you tried to make Ruiz out to be a joke, you think you're funny or something? He made it, you understand? Disrespecting someone that's gotten to the top is not funny in the least.
Since the thread was also religion-based, I know you are thinking I'm probably a christian for being negative in it, but the truth is, I don't even believe in god; disrespect towards champions from nobodies just gives me nausea.
ps- i bet 20mil on toney, btw
and I always knew you were mentally deficient. If you weren't, you would have been able to pick up on the fact that the sig was a slam on his socks excuse and had nothing to do with being a fan.
Also, Greco-Roman is a wrestling style, and not a boxing style.
and ruiz wrestles..someone didnt get the joke did they...vB Martin
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 04:25 PM and ruiz wrestles..someone didnt get the joke did they...vB Martin
Reading the rest of the post, all lauditory of Ruiz, I don't think he was trying to make a joke. I believe he was taking a criticism by a commentator as a literal style of boxing. He has proven his inability to interpret humor by mistaking a sig critical of Pac because of his socks excuse as being admiration, so there is definitely supporting evidence for my conclusion of it being Slipx who didn't get the joke, not me.
And Slipx, Ruiz IS a joke. He's a disgrace to the world of boxing. The only reason he's on top is because Don King wants him there. Don has realised that Ruiz is highly criticized and even the thrill of the possibility of him getting his ass handed to him isn't enough to fill seats and sell PPVs. This is why your bet on Toney is a good one. King wants Toney now because his ****-talking will fill seats for a while and make King even richer.
Lastly, this is still a free country, though the current administration is doing its best to change that, which means I'm free to make jokes about a fighter who disgraces a belt that many worthy champions have held. It also gives you the freedom to choose whether or not you find it amusing.
joeboxer 04-30-2005, 04:27 PM VB Martin. Did you change your custom title or did Slipix do it for you?
Enayze 04-30-2005, 04:28 PM I know I don't believe in you and stuff, but I'm going to appeal to you anyway.
If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.
I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.
Yours truly (maybe),
Martin
You're not praying to god, you're praying to Satan. And if you're wish was to come true, hope you know it wouldn't be god's work.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 04:29 PM I did. It was months ago when some idiot, who I can't even remember now, made the comment that I must have left the boards in shame after the idiotic re-election of the current ******* in the White House. I just had things going on in my life at the time and wasn't able to post.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 04:31 PM You're not praying to god, you're praying to Satan. And if you're wish was to come true, hope you know it wouldn't be god's work.
I will say another prayer to Satan, then, for him to grant you the ability to use "You're - Your" correctly.
this has most boring fight of the decade written all over it.
I second that. A dirty, dirty, clinchfest between two boring fighters. Both of them make Fres Oquendo look like a fireworks show.
Slipx 04-30-2005, 04:34 PM I just had things going on in my life at the time and wasn't able to post.
i.e. he got evicted from his mother's basement and lost internet access
Slipx 04-30-2005, 04:36 PM Yeah, I know Ruiz will try to hold and impose his greater size on Toney, but I honestly believe that Toney is the stronger man (stronger legs and upper body) and can push or punch out of those clinches with no problem. Plus, Toney isn't bad at staying back and picking his own shots, which means he doesn't have to charge in to be effective (and charging in give ruiz a better chance at holding)
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 04:37 PM i.e. he got evicted from his mother's basement and lost internet access
That's some funny ****!! How long it took you to come up with that?
How about a little side bet between you and I? I have a little over 25mil points in the bank. I'm willing to bet it against you, even money, that you can't find a single fanboi post from me about Pacquiao. Up for it?
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 04:39 PM Yeah, I know Ruiz will try to hold and impose his greater size on Toney, but I honestly believe that Toney is the stronger man (stronger legs and upper body) and can push or punch out of those clinches with no problem. Plus, Toney isn't bad at staying back and picking his own shots, which means he doesn't have to charge in to be effective (and charging in give ruiz a better chance at holding)
I think Toney will give Ruiz more trouble if he tries to clinch. Toney has an ability to turn his shoulders and work uppercuts close in that will give Ruiz fits if he tries to clinch. Ruiz would stand a much better chance on the outide.
....Now now, can't you just pic on one famous figure at a time?? How the hell did Bush get dragged into the I hate Ruiz thread? Just because Slipx is pissing you off you don't need to take it out on us Republicans. :)
That's some funny ****!! How long it took you to come up with that?
Tard has those on his "e-tough guy" toolbar. Ignore that troll.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 04:40 PM ....Now now, can't you just pic on one famous figure at a time?? How the hell did Bush get dragged into the I hate Ruiz thread? Just because Slipx is pissing you off you don't need to take it out on us Republicans. :)
I'm a pre-Bush republican. Bush is to the Republican Party what Ruiz is to boxing. A disgrace.
....Does that mean that when Bush is gone your be a Republican again??
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 04:51 PM ....Does that mean that when Bush is gone your be a Republican again??
Depends. I have this sneaking suspicion that they will try to run a Jebby-Boy/Cuntyliar Lies ticket in '08.
It depends on whether or not the Republicans can go back to be being ther fiscally conservative/small government party they were before they decided to become the war-mongering, treasury-robbing, Fundamentalist Christian party of bigots they are now.
!! Mr. Soprano 04-30-2005, 05:00 PM I know I don't believe in you and stuff, but I'm going to appeal to you anyway.
If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.
I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.
Yours truly (maybe),
Martin
Funny Post!
How about amending to your prayers..
They simultaneously hit each other with an uppercut.
1) Doesn't have to end Ruiz's carer (that's cruel), just make him loose and keep him off television
2) Toney bites off his tongue and never able to run his mouth again!
I'd like that!
....I don't think JEB is planning a run right now. It's way too early for him and he isn't ready at present anyway. You may be right about Condo though as a VP. Who knows?? Alot of things can happen between now and then.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 05:02 PM No, he isn't, but they ran the retarded brother after 1 term as governor of Texas.
Slipx 04-30-2005, 05:23 PM Ignore that troll.
hahahahahahahaha, man that is hilarious coming from YOU of all people! the biggest troll on the site, you sit on this site all day and I haven't been on in like a week. I ONLY LOGIN ON FIGHT NIGHT, you use the site to fill a void in your life and we've already been through this.
Slipx 04-30-2005, 05:25 PM you and I? I have a little over 25mil points in the bank. I'm willing to bet it against you, even money, that you can't find a single fanboi post from me about Pacquiao. Up for it?
Damn, I thought you were going to say bet on the fight tonight..
ok, we can make that bet, but I will have already won, because you having a 10 inch sig with a 6 inch picture of Paciauo's face on it ,up for month(s)... basically means that every post made by you in that time interval was a fanboi post. 25mil plz.
hahahahahahahaha,.
Keep up the intelligent typing troll.
Slipx 04-30-2005, 05:34 PM Keep up the intelligent typing troll.
You mean, intelligent typing like this?
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34019&highlight=runw%2Fknives+troll
you've shown everyone your true colors.
You mean, intelligent typing like this?
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34019&highlight=runw%2Fknives+troll
you've shown everyone your true colors.
Ooooo. You really>> "got me now". What a dork.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 05:38 PM Since you still can't understand, here is my post in replyto a question on the subject.
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?p=144074&highlight=socks#post144074
If you're serious about the bet, let's have a solid definition of Fanboi to base this upon.
Taking the definition from some of the Klit/Pac fanbois here, I would define it as:
A poster who, regardless of the facts and the outcomes of fights
consistently touts their man as the best in the world
thinks that they always deserve a title shot over others who have done better than their fighter (usually citing past glories)
can instantly come up with an excuse/conspiracy theory as to why their man lost
often responds to honest criticism of their man with the term "HATER"
cannot abide by honest analysis of their man's weaknesses
Seem fair?
Slipx 04-30-2005, 05:40 PM Since you still can't understand, here is my post in replyto a question on the subject.
If you're serious about the bet, let's have a solid definition of Fanboi to base this upon.
Taking the definition from some of the Klit/Pac fanbois here, I would define it as:
A poster who, regardless of the facts and the outcomes of fights
consistently touts their man as the best in the world
thinks that they always deserve a title shot over others who have done better than their fighter (usually citing past glories)
can instantly come up with an excuse/conspiracy theory as to why their man lost
often responds to honest criticism of their man with the term "HATER"
cannot abide by honest analysis of their man's weaknesses
Seem fair?
Add
puts a 10 inch image of said fighter in their sig for more than a 2 month period of time
and we got a bet
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 05:45 PM Add
puts a 10 inch image of said fighter in their sig for more than a 2 month period of time
and we got a bet
In other words, you cannot back up your statement that I'm a fanboi of Pac except with your inability to interpret a slam as it what it truly is.
If that's all you have, you might want to shut up on the subject before you make yourself look even more stupid.
Slipx 04-30-2005, 05:47 PM interpret a slam as it what it truly is.
english, please
If that's all you have, you might want to shut up on the subject before you make yourself look even more stupid.
Yes, that is troll's specialty. I can gauruntee he wont be able to pay his bets after tonight. You know what is really funny.....is that he claimed I was following his betting strategy, by picking last week's fight the way he did. I picked Margarito to stop Cintron long ago, on one of the prediction threads Borikua made.....and look at his response on the "Pay up SturmRules" thread I made.
LOL he is such a dork. I have no idea why people would like his random insults, and why he persists on being an outsider who insults everyone. This guy is a clownjob, and might be Warrior Spirit's alter ego.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 05:49 PM english, please
~cries~
You got me!
Slipx 04-30-2005, 05:52 PM If that's all you have, you might want to shut up on the subject before you make yourself look even more stupid.
You, a nobody, disrespected a champion, and deny being a Paciauo fanboi.. (When between the months of January-March you had a ten inch signature of his head at the bottom of every post, not a fight, but fanboi facial picture...)
Maybe it's just me, but when fat, balding nobodies disrespect champions, I think it deserves a few posts.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 05:59 PM You, a nobody, disrespected a champion, and deny being a Paciauo fanboi.. (When between the months of January-March you had a ten inch signature of his head at the bottom of every post, not a fight, but fanboi facial picture...)
Maybe it's just me, but when fat, balding nobodies disrespect champions, I think it deserves a few posts.
fat? balding? funny. I'm a fairly solid, natural 225 and have never lost a hair one. Is all you can do when proven wrong is resort to weak attempts at personal insults?
When nobodies who claim to be students of the sport, and a boxer, think Greco-Roman is a style of boxing I think it's just as worthy of ridicule as a lazy, hugging fighter holding World Championship belts.
Since you claim your occupation is boxing, why don't you show us your ring record? At least I have the balls to admit that my only ring experience is against sailors (US Navy, by the way), Marines and drunks. I'm not a poser like some here would appear to be.
A man, rather than continue arguing a point he has been proven wrong on, will say, "Oh. I guess I was wrong." and move on.
Slipx 04-30-2005, 06:01 PM LOL he is such a dork.
Thank you, Runw/knives. Everyone knows that in the end, dorks get all the women.. and all the 'cool guys' end up working as insurance agents.
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34019&highlight=runw%2Fknives+troll
you cried over 1 million points, 15 minutes after the fight ended. it's clear you are nothing more than a dried **** stain.
Slipx 04-30-2005, 06:03 PM balding? funny.
yes. balding. if the picture on the left is of you, you have an extremely high hairline, a receding hairline in fact. probably juiced a few times in your neverwas prime, and now you are payin the price.
in 10 years, you are going to look like Mills Lane.
Thank you, Runw/knives. Everyone knows that in the end, dorks get all the women.. and all the 'cool guys' end up working as insurance agents.
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34019&highlight=runw%2Fknives+troll
you cried over 1 million points, 15 minutes after the fight ended. it's clear you are nothing more than a dried **** stain.
*Laughs and adds troll to ignore. I would not have made that thread in the first place, If I did not think it was funny. Kind of like how you are blowing up right now.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 06:04 PM yes. balding. if the picture on the left is of you, you have an extremely high hairline, a receding hairline in fact.
in 10 years, you are going to look like Mills Lane, buddy.
Where's the ring record?
Slipx 04-30-2005, 06:09 PM Where's the ring record?
It's interesting how me telling you my feelings about you insulting John Ruiz ends up in you asking me my ring record. You were looking for recognition with your 'joke' on Ruiz but the truth is, the joke's on you.
as if I'd compare my dick with some balding neverwas who insults champions to feel good about his little punk ass self. we're in a different league, you ant.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 06:11 PM in other words, I'm correct and you're a poser just claiming to be a boxer?
and you're correct. we are in a completely different league. If you want to play in my league, first you have to be a man.
Where's the ring record?
Go to boxrec...and look for the name "Pat Wheat".
There is no record......because he is a lying troll.
Slipx 04-30-2005, 06:14 PM Go to boxrec...and look for the name "Pat Wheat".
my ex girlfriend's dad never boxed
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 06:14 PM Go to boxrec...and look for the name "Pat Wheat".
There is no record......because he is a lying troll.
you sure you have the name right? I got no results that matched.
Slipx 04-30-2005, 06:15 PM in other words, I'm correct and you're a poser just claiming to be a boxer?
and you're correct. we are in a completely different league. If you want to play in my league, first you have to be a man.
So that's all you have to say?
Too bad you didn't take your beating like a man. Personally I think you used a Flame Generator program (they do exist) the things you typed sounded more generic than Shur-Fine..then you resorted to trying to get me to compare my ring record with you on an internet boxing forum, if I posted my record I'd look like I'm lying, because I'm undefeated in 13 amateur fights. But I will not belittle my accomplishments by linking my record to a flame thread on the internet, you can't understand that, because you were never undefeated in a respected circuit for 12+ bouts.
you sure you have the name right? I got no results that matched.
He is a lying troll. After Masterdirector owned his ass....he was used his famous "ex girlfriend's dad" excuse.
What a clownjob.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 06:21 PM He is a lying troll. After Masterdirector owned his ass....he was used his famous "ex girlfriend's dad" excuse.
What a clownjob.
Yeah, it almost makes it hilarious that a poser comes to a board where some real boxers come, claims to be a boxer, can't produce a ring record, then talks about disrespecting boxers.
At least it would be hilarious if it weren't so disgusting and disrespectful of those here who actually box.
Tha Greatest 04-30-2005, 06:22 PM Who thinks SlipX is a *****?
Raise your if you agree...
**I raise my hand**
The ****er talks a lot of **** when they tryin to have a normal conversation, no one gives a **** about you SlipX you lil *****....
Slipx 04-30-2005, 06:23 PM He is a lying troll. After Masterdirector owned his ass....he was used his famous "ex girlfriend's dad" excuse.
What a clownjob.
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32807&highlight=runw%2Fknives
after creating a thread like this, it's a wonder you even post anymore.
Tha Greatest 04-30-2005, 06:23 PM So that's all you have to say?
Too bad you didn't take your beating like a man. Personally I think you used a Flame Generator program (they do exist) the things you typed sounded more generic than Shur-Fine..then you resorted to trying to get me to compare my ring record with you on an internet boxing forum, if I posted my record I'd look like I'm lying, because I'm undefeated in 13 amateur fights. But I will not belittle my accomplishments by linking my record to a flame thread on the internet, you can't understand that, because you were never undefeated in a respected circuit for 12+ bouts.
are u a pro boxer or somethin? If so, what weight class....
If you are, in a couple years I will knock you out!
Slipx 04-30-2005, 06:27 PM Who thinks SlipX is a *****?
Raise your if you agree...
**I raise my hand**
The ****er talks a lot of **** when they tryin to have a normal conversation, no one gives a **** about you SlipX you lil *****....
I only burned you in the other thread because you (like 10 other people on the forum) made their names like jack_the_rippuh's, and I consider that a sheepish action only a follower would do.
and you look like a punk with your hat like that rofl
only certain people look cool wearing their hat like that. when douchebags do it, just doesn't look right.
Tha Greatest 04-30-2005, 06:28 PM I only burned you in the other thread because you (like 10 other people on the forum) made their names like jack_the_rippuh's, and I consider that a sheepish action only a follower would do.
and you look like a punk
You are a ****in idiot....
Why cuz I put my hat to the side as a "joke" and I'm a punk?
You think I walk around like that??
Am I supposed to be a leader on the forums?
It's a ****in joke
btw u look like a punk *****!
You are a ****in idiot....
With all the people that hate troll, It amazes me that he continues to post. LOL.
Tha Greatest 04-30-2005, 06:43 PM With all the people that hate troll, It amazes me that he continues to post. LOL.
Your talkin about Slipx? right? lol
If so ya he is a ****in ***** and everyone hates him....
He comes on sayin I look like a punk
Ya suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Why don't u post a pic of your self, maybe to ugly....
Living Legend 04-30-2005, 06:46 PM With all the people that hate troll, It amazes me that he continues to post. LOL.
He's just like you neils and and abdiel occassionally, you all get a rise out of pissing people off...
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 06:53 PM I'm not afraid to, but you guys should be afraid to look at my "fat", "balding" ass:
Tha Greatest 04-30-2005, 06:55 PM I'm not afraid to, but you guys should be afraid to look at my "fat", "balding" ass:
Good pic man
no u aint bald or fat...
btw where u live man
Tha Greatest 04-30-2005, 06:56 PM wannna see a pic of SlipX?
Kimmy 04-30-2005, 06:57 PM I`m not involved in this arguement but if Slipx is a troll then he needs to be stopped now before he infects everyone with troll illnesses!
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 06:57 PM Good pic man
no u aint bald or fat...
btw where u live man
Honolulu, but that pic was taken in San Juan last September.
Tha Greatest 04-30-2005, 06:58 PM Honolulu, but that pic was taken in San Juan last September.
Puerto Rico??
Tha Greatest 04-30-2005, 07:00 PM Here's SlipX
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/ThaGreatest/e.bmp
Kimmy 04-30-2005, 07:04 PM LOL.....good one G rippah!
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 07:05 PM Puerto Rico??
Yeah, I have friends there. We alternate visits to each others' rocks.
The pic in my avatar was taken in Culebra. We went over for Labor Day weekend.
This is my fat, bald ass with my Puerto Rican friend when we went to the casino:
Slipx 04-30-2005, 07:22 PM This is my fat, bald ass with my Puerto Rican friend when we went to the casino:
the 'friend' looks like a hooker with a semi-black left eye, ike.
Kid Achilles 04-30-2005, 07:42 PM Your friend's cute. Parish Hiltonish and I mean that as a compliment.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 07:59 PM the 'friend' looks like a hooker with a semi-black left eye, ike.
in other words,you would have to pay to be seen with ass that fine.
Living Legend 04-30-2005, 08:14 PM the 'friend' looks like a hooker with a semi-black left eye, ike.
http://www.allhatnocattle.net/haterade.jpg
Tha Greatest 04-30-2005, 08:17 PM the 'friend' looks like a hooker with a semi-black left eye, ike.
Why dont u post a picture of yourself....
seriously stop talkin so much ****
U just jealous cuz all girls reject u
....VB, I can tell that your quite the sweater!!! :)
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 09:28 PM ....VB, I can tell that your quite the sweater!!! :)
95 degrees + 95% humidity does that to people...
kapersky 04-30-2005, 09:38 PM I know I don't believe in you and stuff, but I'm going to appeal to you anyway.
If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.
I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.
Yours truly (maybe),
Martin
:lol1:
good ****, ruiz will be :dead: when toney is finish with him
Enayze 04-30-2005, 09:54 PM I will say another prayer to Satan, then, for him to grant you the ability to use "You're - Your" correctly.
I think you should pray to Satan to curse god for making you look so ugly.
PS I did use my "you're" correctly. As I was directly talking to you, meaning you're is the appropriate form to use. Learn a little bit of English before you make idiotic comments.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 10:03 PM I think you should pray to Satan to curse god for making you look so ugly.
PS I did use my "you're" correctly. As I was directly talking to you, meaning you're is the appropriate form to use. Learn a little bit of English before you make idiotic comments. You're not praying to god, you're praying to Satan. And if you're wish was to come true, hope you know it wouldn't be god's work.
Correct, Correct, Incorrect.
I was going to apologize to you for being pissy at you when you were only interested in saving my soul, but I guess I won't now. That would take a better command of the English language than I possess.
the 'friend' looks like a hooker with a semi-black left eye, ike.
Can't help myself but I thought that was some funny ****. I feel guilty right now.
And, please don't be offended Martin, you look ok but nothing to be proud of. And that hairline is quite high.
Back to the topic, I'm following the round by round now and it looks like god, satan or whoever seems to be with you in this case. Thank god.
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 11:34 PM Can't help myself but I thought that was some funny ****. I feel guilty right now.
And, please don't be offended Martin, you look ok but nothing to be proud of. And that hairline is quite high.
Back to the topic, I'm following the round by round now and it looks like god, satan or whoever seems to be with you in this case. Thank god. if that's you in the avatar pic, all I have to say is:
"Hello, Kettle? This is Pot. You're black";)
if that's you in the avatar pic, all I have to say is:
"Hello, Kettle? This is Pot. You're black";)
If I understood that right I appreciate your self-confidence. :p ;)
vB Martin 04-30-2005, 11:43 PM If I understood that right I appreciate your self-confidence. :p ;)
I was saying that if that's you in your avatar pic, you have little room to talk about hairlines being high. No offense, though.
I probably have more confidence than I deserve. That's likely why I wind up with women prettier than I should.
I was saying that if that's you in your avatar pic, you have little room to talk about hairlines being high. No offense, though.
I probably have more confidence than I deserve. That's likely why I wind up with women prettier than I should.
Hum, maybe I should be worried now. You might be right. The mirror is unforgiving. At least I still have little room while you have a little less. ;)
And, well, women only buy that confidence thing to a certain degree. Makes me wonder what kind of women you think are prettier that you should wind up with.
Slipx 05-01-2005, 12:02 AM Hum, maybe I should be worried now. You might be right. The mirror is unforgiving. At least I still have little room while you have a little less. ;)
And, well, women only buy that confidence thing to a certain degree. Makes me wonder what kind of women you think are prettier that you should wind up with.
This will be interesting. I predict vB will retort with a picture of himself with a different 80.00 hooker.
This will be interesting. I predict vB will retort with a picture of himself with a different 80.00 hooker.
Man, I'd really like to see your amateur record. Just so that I can be sure that you can laugh about someone who might brag a lil. No offense, pal.
vB Martin 05-01-2005, 12:09 AM Man, I'd really like to see your amateur record. Just so that I can be sure that you can laugh about someone who might brag a lil. No offense, pal.
He has none. That was a funny reply, btw :) Perhaps you could take PoserX under your wing and teach him how to be funny?
Slipx 05-01-2005, 12:11 AM Good pic man
no u aint bald or fat...
btw where u live man
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Slipx 05-01-2005, 12:12 AM you red faced, sweaty gimp
wtf u have a sweating problem
vB Martin 05-01-2005, 12:14 AM you red faced, sweaty gimp
wtf u have a sweating problem
Where's that ring record at?
Tha Greatest 05-01-2005, 12:24 AM ....
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Look whos talkin...
Tha Greatest 05-01-2005, 12:41 AM you red faced, sweaty gimp
wtf u have a sweating problem
What if he does...you got a problem?
vB Martin 05-01-2005, 12:44 AM What if he does...you got a problem?
Give the poser the only response he deserves:
"Where's your ring record?"
Slipx 05-02-2005, 05:35 PM vB........
Maybe if the pinnacle of my boxing career was fighting gimp, untrained competition, basically, guys that wouldn't even make it on Toughman, at some club that isn't even licensed, maybe then I'd brag about my record on a message board, like vB did (btw he never even spoke of his record, he bragged about fighting sailors that threw haymakers with every punch). Maybe then, if my career accomplishments were that miniscule, I'd brag about being a nothing, like you did. You are simply hating because I don't have to put a picture of myself up on the forum with some hooker to feel accomplished...or post a picture of myself sucking in when someone calls me fat...like you did.
oh and to the ignorant piece of dog**** who keeps chiming in, you, and every other sheeplike nothing,every _the_rippuh, except jack, all look like *****-made punks.
vB...enjoy your ****ty outdoor job that made you look like the guy on the front of the "RED MAN" chewing tobacco bag.
vB Martin 05-02-2005, 06:40 PM where's your ring record?
Slipx 05-02-2005, 11:51 PM if you'd read the previous posts you can see I've already said what my record is, silly roofman.
Tha Greatest 05-03-2005, 12:04 AM Slipx....Do you think your hardcore??
If you are then why don't u do something for real....
instead of runnin ur big ass mouth mother****er
PessimisticPug 05-03-2005, 12:04 AM your a roofer vb? Im a carpenter as well. How many fights did you have, just wondering...... not trying to get involved in the free for all..............Rockin' :boxing:
Slipx 05-03-2005, 12:05 AM Slipx....Do you think your hardcore??
Yes.
ps- ur a ***** irl
Tha Greatest 05-03-2005, 12:06 AM your a roofer vb? Im a carpenter as well. How many fights did you have, just wondering...... not trying to get involved in the free for all..............Rockin' :boxing:
Slipx is a *****...
We just havin some fun with the rippuh thing and Slipx comes out callin us all punks...
U think punk Slipx, we were just chilllin, and the mr.leader comes and tries to show everyone what a tuff guy he is...
Tha Greatest 05-03-2005, 12:07 AM Yes.
ps- ur a ***** irl
Ok keep talkin....
U just some annoying bug whos tryin to get some attention on the net...
****in leave me alone...u so annoyin
vB Martin 05-03-2005, 12:25 AM if you'd read the previous posts you can see I've already said what my record is, silly roofman.
I could say my record is 42-o with 32 KOs. Doesn't make it so.
Where's that ring record at?
PessimisticPug 05-03-2005, 12:28 AM What was your record vb? I fought for a long time and respect any one with the nutz big enough to step up and throw. Now slipx here, is ripping pretty hard but he never stepped up, ever! Have ya slipx. Ya know, you dont even have to tell me your record. Just tell me how many bouts you had and where you were fighting out of and that would be cool with me.........Rockin' :boxing:
vB Martin 05-03-2005, 12:31 AM your a roofer vb? Im a carpenter as well. How many fights did you have, just wondering...... not trying to get involved in the free for all..............Rockin' :boxing:
I don't roof. The little wannabe doesn't have the intelligence to form a proper insult, so he has to resort to weak attempts at personal insults. I run the tech support for vBulletin.
I've posted about this in here before. All the boxing I ever did was in the Navy. I've fought several unlicensed amateur matches at a club here, but it was all drunks and military guys. sometimes in combination;)
Unlike some little wannabe tough guys here, I don't brag about **** I haven't accomplished.
PessimisticPug 05-03-2005, 12:33 AM Good man!!!!
Fought in some smokers ah? Thats cool, must have been fun man. I never got involved in them although I had heard there were some in the city. How'd you do in these smokers?.........Rockin' :boxing:
Tha Greatest 05-03-2005, 12:35 AM I am 38-0 37 kos
I am a 5 time world champion
PessimisticPug 05-03-2005, 12:38 AM I am 38-0 37 kos
I am a 5 time world champion
Nintendo does not count :D ..............Rockin' :boxing:
vB Martin 05-03-2005, 12:39 AM Good man!!!!
Fought in some smokers ah? Thats cool, must have been fun man. I never got involved in them although I had heard there were some in the city. How'd you do in these smokers?.........Rockin' :boxing:
Won all but one. This marine hit me with an uppercut to the body that lifted my 225 lb ass off the canvas and planted me on it. I probably could have gotten up, but I didn't want to even try.
Where you reffing at?
Tha Greatest 05-03-2005, 12:39 AM Nintendo does not count :D ..............Rockin' :boxing:
Xbox u mean:D
I will be that though
or maybe not
that is my goal
if i get a loss i will learn from it and make the best of it
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