how do I type

"I want to sex you up!"

in pinoy?


more to come!

how do I type

"I want to sex you up!"

in pinoy?


more to come!
gusto kitang kantotin
kantot is ****
kantotin is to **** or to sex up

This is "Filipinisms 101" under the column 'Crazed' by Patricia Chanco Evangelista, Lifestyle section of 'The Philippine Star', Friday, 22 April 2005

These are the words that are so unique and loaded in meaning that they will never find a direct translation in the English language. Forget traditional dictionaries. This can save your life.

1. Achuchu (A-chu-chu). This refers to the pointless insincerities being said during long, involved conversations about nothing at all.

Ex: Why is everyone here involved in achuchu discussions? ???

2. Ano (A-noh) The all-around, all-purpose word for everything.

(1) Pronoun in interrogation: Ano? (What)

(2) Noun: Where is your ano? (Where is your father/mother/dead-uncle’s-second-cousin)

(3) Verb: Anuhin this. (Paint/kill/maim/castrate this.)

(4) Adjective: This is so ano. (This is so pretty/big/astounding.)

(5) Interjection: Ano! (What the hell!/Screw you!)

(6) Substitute for genitalia: Does that girl have an ano?

The use of ano is quite dangerous for the untrained ear, and must be put into the proper setting. "Honey, the ano is too long, we have to cut it," must be accompanied by the proper understanding of the context, as results may be critical to a couple’s future.

3. Booba (boo-bah). A female blessed with larger than usual mammary glands, which can be used as weapons of mass destruction.

Ex: Pamela is a booba. Wukka wukka. http://www.juanmanuelmarquez.com/forum/Smileys/more/00001664.gif

4. Checheboreche (Che-che-boh-re-che) Same as achuchu. It is interesting to ponder on the reason why there are so many words in the Filipino language that beautifully describe meaningless chatter.

Ex: To hell with all the checheboreche. Go plant a kamote. :dance:

5. Epal (Eh-pal). An individual who believes he is God.

Ex: TopRank is the biggest epal.

6. Gigil (gee-gil). An uncontrollable desire to bite something.

Ex: Mike Tyson was gigil of Holyfield's tasty ears.

7. Hipon (Hee-pon). Literally "shrimp," whose body is eaten while its head is thrown away, this refers to a female whose body and face looks like it belongs to the dead.

Ex: Christina is a hipon. http://www.juanmanuelmarquez.com/forum/Smileys/more/jawdrop.gif

8. Kaekekan (Ka-ek-e-kahn) Same as achuchu and chechebureche.

9. Kilig (keel-leg). A rush of excitement due to the actions, presence or even mention of he whom you see as the future mother of your children.

Ex: Kepsy, PALtag and Nadz experience kilig when they exchange sweet nothings over PM with Tracy.

10. Laglag-brief (lag-lag-brip). The female counterpart of laglag-panty

Ex: Kepsy, PALtag and Nadz experience laglag brief whenever Tracy logs on. http://www.juanmanuelmarquez.com/forum/Smileys/more/00001601.gif

11. Laglag-panty (lag-lag-pan-tee). A man so incredibly hot, so heart-stoppingly gorgeous and oozing with masculinity that female underwear (whether worn by males or females) falls to the ground without effort whatsoever.

Ex: Angelina experiences laglag panty when she sees me. Too bad for the other guys. ;D

12. Lagot (Lah-got) A prophesy of bad (or good, in the example given below) things to come.[/b]

Ex: Marco and JMM is lagot when the rematch is inked. 8)

13. Takusa (Ta-kuh-sa). Derived from takot sa asawa (afraid of wife/girlfriend), this is a term used to describe the silent (very silent) minority of males married to feminine reincarnations of Hitler.

Ex: I am not takusa. I am tatakusa. :P

14. Torpe (tore-peh). A gentleman who is desperately attracted to a female yet by some strange compulsion is reduced to a frozen mound of stuttering male whenever that female is near.

Ex: Kepsy, PALtag and Nadz are all torpe of Tracy. Not.

15. Para (Pah-rah). A term that informs a person to stop.

Ex: This post is getting long. I should para for now. :-\

tangina, pare ang lupet mo!!! LOL!!!

tangina, pare ang lupet mo!!! LOL!!!

Lufet talaga tol, kantutan lang ang pinag-umpisahan nyan. :D

Ang galeng mo Chups. :D


galeng - good, skilled :boxing:



Mabuhay! - Pinoy greeting of good cheer.


Mabuhay ang Pinoy Lang!


lang - only (?) really not sure the exact equivalent word in English LOL:D

These are the words that are so unique and loaded in meaning that they will never find a direct translation in the English language. Forget traditional dictionaries. This can save your life.

1. Achuchu (A-chu-chu). This refers to the pointless insincerities being said during long, involved conversations about nothing at all.

Ex: Why is everyone here involved in achuchu discussions? ???

2. Ano (A-noh) The all-around, all-purpose word for everything.

(1) Pronoun in interrogation: Ano? (What)

(2) Noun: Where is your ano? (Where is your father/mother/dead-uncle’s-second-cousin)

(3) Verb: Anuhin this. (Paint/kill/maim/castrate this.)

(4) Adjective: This is so ano. (This is so pretty/big/astounding.)

(5) Interjection: Ano! (What the hell!/Screw you!)

(6) Substitute for genitalia: Does that girl have an ano?

The use of ano is quite dangerous for the untrained ear, and must be put into the proper setting. "Honey, the ano is too long, we have to cut it," must be accompanied by the proper understanding of the context, as results may be critical to a couple’s future.

3. Booba (boo-bah). A female blessed with larger than usual mammary glands, which can be used as weapons of mass destruction.

Ex: Pamela is a booba. Wukka wukka. http://www.juanmanuelmarquez.com/forum/Smileys/more/00001664.gif

4. Checheboreche (Che-che-boh-re-che) Same as achuchu. It is interesting to ponder on the reason why there are so many words in the Filipino language that beautifully describe meaningless chatter.

Ex: To hell with all the checheboreche. Go plant a kamote. :dance:

5. Epal (Eh-pal). An individual who believes he is God.

Ex: TopRank is the biggest epal.

6. Gigil (gee-gil). An uncontrollable desire to bite something.

Ex: Mike Tyson was gigil of Holyfield's tasty ears.

7. Hipon (Hee-pon). Literally "shrimp," whose body is eaten while its head is thrown away, this refers to a female whose body and face looks like it belongs to the dead.

Ex: Christina is a hipon. http://www.juanmanuelmarquez.com/forum/Smileys/more/jawdrop.gif

8. Kaekekan (Ka-ek-e-kahn) Same as achuchu and chechebureche.

9. Kilig (keel-leg). A rush of excitement due to the actions, presence or even mention of he whom you see as the future mother of your children.

Ex: Kepsy, PALtag and Nadz experience kilig when they exchange sweet nothings over PM with Tracy.

10. Laglag-brief (lag-lag-brip). The female counterpart of laglag-panty

Ex: Kepsy, PALtag and Nadz experience laglag brief whenever Tracy logs on. http://www.juanmanuelmarquez.com/forum/Smileys/more/00001601.gif

11. Laglag-panty (lag-lag-pan-tee). A man so incredibly hot, so heart-stoppingly gorgeous and oozing with masculinity that female underwear (whether worn by males or females) falls to the ground without effort whatsoever.

Ex: Angelina experiences laglag panty when she sees me. Too bad for the other guys. ;D

12. Lagot (Lah-got) A prophesy of bad (or good, in the example given below) things to come.[/b]

Ex: Marco and JMM is lagot when the rematch is inked. 8)

13. Takusa (Ta-kuh-sa). Derived from takot sa asawa (afraid of wife/girlfriend), this is a term used to describe the silent (very silent) minority of males married to feminine reincarnations of Hitler.

Ex: I am not takusa. I am tatakusa. :P

14. Torpe (tore-peh). A gentleman who is desperately attracted to a female yet by some strange compulsion is reduced to a frozen mound of stuttering male whenever that female is near.

Ex: Kepsy, PALtag and Nadz are all torpe of Tracy. Not.

15. Para (Pah-rah). A term that informs a person to stop.

Ex: This post is getting long. I should para for now. :-\

ah poootah, an tindi naman ni chups nyahahahaha

Kayo naman Oo...copy paste lang yan with a few retoke.... :D

tang na chups ang leeefffeeettt mo...

pero bakit puro maganda yung na punta sayo? :D

tang na chups ang leeefffeeettt mo...

pero bakit puro maganda yung na punta sayo? :D


Ganun talaga pag ikaw me gawa...ikaw rin ang bida....LOL :D

Ganun talaga pag ikaw me gawa...ikaw rin ang bida....LOL :D
hehehe swerte mo at nakakita ka nyan at edit edit na lang :D

maka hanap nga ng ganyan sa friendster :p

Ang galeng mo Chups. :D


galeng - good, skilled :boxing:



Mabuhay! - Pinoy greeting of good cheer.


Mabuhay ang Pinoy Lang!


lang - only (?) really not sure the exact equivalent word in English LOL:D
it was supposed to be intended for pinoys only. pero kahit sino pwede nang mag-gate crash sa tambayan natin, wag lang mga kupal.
we are after the record dude :cool:

These are the words that are so unique and loaded in meaning that they will never find a direct translation in the English language. Forget traditional dictionaries. This can save your life.

1. Achuchu (A-chu-chu). This refers to the pointless insincerities being said during long, involved conversations about nothing at all.

Ex: Why is everyone here involved in achuchu discussions? ???

2. Ano (A-noh) The all-around, all-purpose word for everything.

(1) Pronoun in interrogation: Ano? (What)

(2) Noun: Where is your ano? (Where is your father/mother/dead-uncle’s-second-cousin)

(3) Verb: Anuhin this. (Paint/kill/maim/castrate this.)

(4) Adjective: This is so ano. (This is so pretty/big/astounding.)

(5) Interjection: Ano! (What the hell!/Screw you!)

(6) Substitute for genitalia: Does that girl have an ano?

The use of ano is quite dangerous for the untrained ear, and must be put into the proper setting. "Honey, the ano is too long, we have to cut it," must be accompanied by the proper understanding of the context, as results may be critical to a couple’s future.

3. Booba (boo-bah). A female blessed with larger than usual mammary glands, which can be used as weapons of mass destruction.

Ex: Pamela is a booba. Wukka wukka. http://www.juanmanuelmarquez.com/forum/Smileys/more/00001664.gif

4. Checheboreche (Che-che-boh-re-che) Same as achuchu. It is interesting to ponder on the reason why there are so many words in the Filipino language that beautifully describe meaningless chatter.

Ex: To hell with all the checheboreche. Go plant a kamote. :dance:

5. Epal (Eh-pal). An individual who believes he is God.

Ex: TopRank is the biggest epal.

6. Gigil (gee-gil). An uncontrollable desire to bite something.

Ex: Mike Tyson was gigil of Holyfield's tasty ears.

7. Hipon (Hee-pon). Literally "shrimp," whose body is eaten while its head is thrown away, this refers to a female whose body and face looks like it belongs to the dead.

Ex: Christina is a hipon. http://www.juanmanuelmarquez.com/forum/Smileys/more/jawdrop.gif

8. Kaekekan (Ka-ek-e-kahn) Same as achuchu and chechebureche.

9. Kilig (keel-leg). A rush of excitement due to the actions, presence or even mention of he whom you see as the future mother of your children.

Ex: Kepsy, PALtag and Nadz experience kilig when they exchange sweet nothings over PM with Tracy.

10. Laglag-brief (lag-lag-brip). The female counterpart of laglag-panty

Ex: Kepsy, PALtag and Nadz experience laglag brief whenever Tracy logs on. http://www.juanmanuelmarquez.com/forum/Smileys/more/00001601.gif

11. Laglag-panty (lag-lag-pan-tee). A man so incredibly hot, so heart-stoppingly gorgeous and oozing with masculinity that female underwear (whether worn by males or females) falls to the ground without effort whatsoever.

Ex: Angelina experiences laglag panty when she sees me. Too bad for the other guys. ;D

12. Lagot (Lah-got) A prophesy of bad (or good, in the example given below) things to come.[/b]

Ex: Marco and JMM is lagot when the rematch is inked. 8)

13. Takusa (Ta-kuh-sa). Derived from takot sa asawa (afraid of wife/girlfriend), this is a term used to describe the silent (very silent) minority of males married to feminine reincarnations of Hitler.

Ex: I am not takusa. I am tatakusa. :P

14. Torpe (tore-peh). A gentleman who is desperately attracted to a female yet by some strange compulsion is reduced to a frozen mound of stuttering male whenever that female is near.

Ex: Kepsy, PALtag and Nadz are all torpe of Tracy. Not.

15. Para (Pah-rah). A term that informs a person to stop.

Ex: This post is getting long. I should para for now. :-\

Checheboreche! Plagiarizer!

Kiddin :-p

Anyway how do I make the smileys work? I cant post stuff without getting a damn warning

Checheboreche! Plagiarizer!

Kiddin :-p

Anyway how do I make the smileys work? I cant post stuff without getting a damn warning

yeah i can only get 3 at one shot, not four ...

Checheboreche! Plagiarizer!

Kiddin :-p

Anyway how do I make the smileys work? I cant post stuff without getting a damn warning


You freak!! Bakit ka nandito? Mabubuko ako!! ..... :D

Gusto mo nang milyones Horca? Kapapanalo ko lang sa fight bets....hehehehe

yeah i can only get 3 at one shot, not four ...

I couldn't even put one single smiley for heaven's sake. WTF is this all about?

You freak!! Bakit ka nandito? Mabubuko ako!! ..... :D

Gusto mo nang milyones Horca? Kapapanalo ko lang sa fight bets....hehehehe

Anong milyones?

ANyway.... ikaw ha... sino sila Kepsy, paltag, nadz and tracy? yan ba yung mga love team dito?

Anong milyones?

ANyway.... ikaw ha... sino sila Kepsy, paltag, nadz and tracy? yan ba yung mga love team dito?


Huwag kang kupal..... :D


Kita mo yang points sa kaliwa mo? Points/pera yan pambili dun sa store. Marami ako nyan...bibigyan kita dahil noob ka dito....LOL. Ibili mo nang color at kung ano ano pang ka-ekekan dito. Pero mamaya dahil ma-pupuntahan pa ako. Split muna ako...bukas makikita mo milyones na points mo....OK?

Huwag kang kupal..... :D


Kita mo yang points sa kaliwa mo? Points/pera yan pambili dun sa store. Marami ako nyan...bibigyan kita dahil noob ka dito....LOL. Ibili mo nang color at kung ano ano pang ka-ekekan dito. Pero mamaya dahil ma-pupuntahan pa ako. Split muna ako...bukas makikita mo milyones na points mo....OK?

OK yung forum dito ah.

Ang daming kaekekan :D

OK yung forum dito ah.

Ang daming kaekekan :D


Achuchu!! .............. :D

OK yung forum dito ah.

Ang daming kaekekan :D


O ayan...binigyan kita nang 3 million!! Binigyan din kita nang good Karma...kaya nagka-extra kang 500+ points.
Pag-nagustuhan mo dito at nagtagal ka...unti unti mong ma-apreciate ang binigay ko sa iyo.....Bwahahahaha...LOL. jok jok jok. :D

O sige bili ka na sa store....minsan nandito rin si Rizal at Ness. Si Bandito minsan andito rin.

OK yung forum dito ah.

Ang daming kaekekan :D
maganda rin dito lalo na hindi masyado racist mga tao dito... higit sa lahat kapag may milyones ka na pwede mo i oper yan pambayad para bigyan ka ng ibang user ng fights na gusto mo...

maganda rin dito lalo na hindi masyado racist mga tao dito... higit sa lahat kapag may milyones ka na pwede mo i oper yan pambayad para bigyan ka ng ibang user ng fights na gusto mo...

LOL thanks dude.

Anyway registered ka ba sa MAB forum?

O ayan...binigyan kita nang 3 million!! Binigyan din kita nang good Karma...kaya nagka-extra kang 500+ points.
Pag-nagustuhan mo dito at nagtagal ka...unti unti mong ma-apreciate ang binigay ko sa iyo.....Bwahahahaha...LOL. jok jok jok. :D

O sige bili ka na sa store....minsan nandito rin si Rizal at Ness. Si Bandito minsan andito rin.

Mas OK kung totoong pera yung binibigay dito :D

LOL thanks dude.

Anyway registered ka ba sa MAB forum?
ok n ako dito at sa KOC :D
hehe nasa rank 50K na ako, ikaw horca ka rin ba doon?

ok n ako dito at sa KOC :D
hehe nasa rank 50K na ako, ikaw horca ka rin ba doon?

OO horca rin username ko don. rank 41,513. Concentrate kasi ako sa defense. Ang dami kasing umaatake sa akin. Tignan mo attack log ko

2 hours ago di***_kidid 1,973,979 Gold stolen 15 0 25 5,978,325 1,330,752 details
2 hours ago di***_kidid 52,649 Gold stolen 1 0 18 5,562,634 1,412,968 details
10 hours ago huntersuck 410,838 Gold stolen 15 1 22 3,999,699 1,404,555 details
1 day ago sandkillers2 1,075,560 Gold stolen 14 2 12 1,380,424 1,212,108 details
1 day ago sandkillers2 43,585 Gold stolen 1 2 14 1,593,577 1,149,360 details
1 day ago casonator4 624,190 Gold stolen 15 0 20 3,699,630 1,208,248 details
1 day ago Kresslack Attack defended 1 0 0 30,744 1,161,026 details
2 days ago searevoock 284 Gold stolen 1 6 18 2,220,629 1,251,930 details
2 days ago caspow 1,114,272 Gold stolen 15 1 22 1,415,387 1,066,622 details
2 days ago overkill14 598,757 Gold stolen 15 9 31 1,825,603 1,080,281 details
3 days ago killerefe 527,346 Gold stolen



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Nag-iipon kasi ako para sa spy ratings ko kaya milyones nanakaw sa akin. Bwiset

ok n ako dito at sa KOC :D
hehe nasa rank 50K na ako, ikaw horca ka rin ba doon?

Malaki na rin pala army mo ah. Ginagamit mo yung recruit program ng Striker Clan? Siguro ilang oras ka don araw araw :D

Malaki na rin pala army mo ah. Ginagamit mo yung recruit program ng Striker Clan? Siguro ilang oras ka don araw araw :D
hindi pare wala pa kalahating oras kasi sobrang bilis ng click nagkakamali ako sa click kaya na su suspended uyng account ko ng isang oras :D pero bago mangyari yun naka click na rin ako ng almost 200 ;)

OO horca rin username ko don. rank 41,513. Concentrate kasi ako sa defense. Ang dami kasing umaatake sa akin. Tignan mo attack log ko

2 hours ago di***_kidid 1,973,979 Gold stolen 15 0 25 5,978,325 1,330,752 details
2 hours ago di***_kidid 52,649 Gold stolen 1 0 18 5,562,634 1,412,968 details
10 hours ago huntersuck 410,838 Gold stolen 15 1 22 3,999,699 1,404,555 details
1 day ago sandkillers2 1,075,560 Gold stolen 14 2 12 1,380,424 1,212,108 details
1 day ago sandkillers2 43,585 Gold stolen 1 2 14 1,593,577 1,149,360 details
1 day ago casonator4 624,190 Gold stolen 15 0 20 3,699,630 1,208,248 details
1 day ago Kresslack Attack defended 1 0 0 30,744 1,161,026 details
2 days ago searevoock 284 Gold stolen 1 6 18 2,220,629 1,251,930 details
2 days ago caspow 1,114,272 Gold stolen 15 1 22 1,415,387 1,066,622 details
2 days ago overkill14 598,757 Gold stolen 15 9 31 1,825,603 1,080,281 details
3 days ago killerefe 527,346 Gold stolen



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Nag-iipon kasi ako para sa spy ratings ko kaya milyones nanakaw sa akin. Bwiset
ganito ang gawin mo bumili ka muna nang mga weapons kaysa manakaw tapos kapag naka ipon ka na saka mo benta lahat then upgrade para hindi manakaw :D

ito mga attack sa akin suno sunod din kaya pinabantayan ko sa tropa dito kapag gabi sa pinas para wala nang manakaw...

ganito ang gawin mo bumili ka muna nang mga weapons kaysa manakaw tapos kapag naka ipon ka na saka mo benta lahat then upgrade para hindi manakaw :D

ito mga attack sa akin suno sunod din kaya pinabantayan ko sa tropa dito kapag gabi sa pinas para wala nang manakaw...

Yan nga rin yung ginagawa ko eh... pero nananakawan pa rin ako. Ginagawa ko kasi attack ako ng attack, tapos syempre may ipon ka na na pera. Pag bibili na ako, biglang mawawala. Tangina.

Anyway pare ano defense rating mo? Goal ko makaabot ng 15 mill. 2.3 mill. pa lang akin. Kung di pa na-sab yung mga IS ko baka 3 mill na

hehehe swerte mo at nakakita ka nyan at edit edit na lang :D

maka hanap nga ng ganyan sa friendster :p

LOL di nakuha ni Chups yan sa friendster.....

ehem ehem :D

Yan nga rin yung ginagawa ko eh... pero nananakawan pa rin ako. Ginagawa ko kasi attack ako ng attack, tapos syempre may ipon ka na na pera. Pag bibili na ako, biglang mawawala. Tangina.

Anyway pare ano defense rating mo? Goal ko makaabot ng 15 mill. 2.3 mill. pa lang akin. Kung di pa na-sab yung mga IS ko baka 3 mill na
mababa pa yung defense rating ko, naglalaro pa lang sa 1.5M. Benibenta ko rin kasi kapag mag a upgrade ako ng covert skill at ng portif pati na rin seige :D

LOL di nakuha ni Chups yan sa friendster.....

ehem ehem :D
aba :eek: mukha pala talagang may sekreto itong si chups ah!

LOL di nakuha ni Chups yan sa friendster.....

ehem ehem :D
banko mo puntos mo pare baka nakawin yan... tangina hindi lang sa KOC may magnanakaw pati dito :p :D

These are the words that are so unique and loaded in meaning that they will never find a direct translation in the English language. Forget traditional dictionaries. This can save your life.

1. Achuchu (A-chu-chu). This refers to the pointless insincerities being said during long, involved conversations about nothing at all.

Ex: Why is everyone here involved in achuchu discussions? ???

2. Ano (A-noh) The all-around, all-purpose word for everything.

(1) Pronoun in interrogation: Ano? (What)

(2) Noun: Where is your ano? (Where is your father/mother/dead-uncle’s-second-cousin)

(3) Verb: Anuhin this. (Paint/kill/maim/castrate this.)

(4) Adjective: This is so ano. (This is so pretty/big/astounding.)

(5) Interjection: Ano! (What the hell!/Screw you!)

(6) Substitute for genitalia: Does that girl have an ano?

The use of ano is quite dangerous for the untrained ear, and must be put into the proper setting. "Honey, the ano is too long, we have to cut it," must be accompanied by the proper understanding of the context, as results may be critical to a couple’s future.

3. Booba (boo-bah). A female blessed with larger than usual mammary glands, which can be used as weapons of mass destruction.

Ex: Pamela is a booba. Wukka wukka. http://www.juanmanuelmarquez.com/forum/Smileys/more/00001664.gif

4. Checheboreche (Che-che-boh-re-che) Same as achuchu. It is interesting to ponder on the reason why there are so many words in the Filipino language that beautifully describe meaningless chatter.

Ex: To hell with all the checheboreche. Go plant a kamote. :dance:

5. Epal (Eh-pal). An individual who believes he is God.

Ex: TopRank is the biggest epal.

6. Gigil (gee-gil). An uncontrollable desire to bite something.

Ex: Mike Tyson was gigil of Holyfield's tasty ears.

7. Hipon (Hee-pon). Literally "shrimp," whose body is eaten while its head is thrown away, this refers to a female whose body and face looks like it belongs to the dead.

Ex: Christina is a hipon. http://www.juanmanuelmarquez.com/forum/Smileys/more/jawdrop.gif

8. Kaekekan (Ka-ek-e-kahn) Same as achuchu and chechebureche.

9. Kilig (keel-leg). A rush of excitement due to the actions, presence or even mention of he whom you see as the future mother of your children.

Ex: Kepsy, PALtag and Nadz experience kilig when they exchange sweet nothings over PM with Tracy.

10. Laglag-brief (lag-lag-brip). The female counterpart of laglag-panty

Ex: Kepsy, PALtag and Nadz experience laglag brief whenever Tracy logs on. http://www.juanmanuelmarquez.com/forum/Smileys/more/00001601.gif

11. Laglag-panty (lag-lag-pan-tee). A man so incredibly hot, so heart-stoppingly gorgeous and oozing with masculinity that female underwear (whether worn by males or females) falls to the ground without effort whatsoever.

Ex: Angelina experiences laglag panty when she sees me. Too bad for the other guys. ;D

12. Lagot (Lah-got) A prophesy of bad (or good, in the example given below) things to come.[/b]

Ex: Marco and JMM is lagot when the rematch is inked. 8)

13. Takusa (Ta-kuh-sa). Derived from takot sa asawa (afraid of wife/girlfriend), this is a term used to describe the silent (very silent) minority of males married to feminine reincarnations of Hitler.

Ex: I am not takusa. I am tatakusa. :P

14. Torpe (tore-peh). A gentleman who is desperately attracted to a female yet by some strange compulsion is reduced to a frozen mound of stuttering male whenever that female is near.

Ex: Kepsy, PALtag and Nadz are all torpe of Tracy. Not.

15. Para (Pah-rah). A term that informs a person to stop.

Ex: This post is getting long. I should para for now. :-\
solid!!! haha!astig ka tol...

solid!!! haha!astig ka tol...

Tignan mo ginawa mo Chups kinawawa mo ako. Iba ang nagpakahirap diyan. Gusto kong umiyak :D

banko mo puntos mo pare baka nakawin yan... tangina hindi lang sa KOC may magnanakaw pati dito :p :D

Pano mananakaw? Attack? LOL :D

Pano mananakaw? Attack? LOL :D
hehe, maraming pirata dito pare, lalong inaatake pag bago lang dito

hehe, maraming pirata dito pare, lalong inaatake pag bago lang dito


Ikaw pwede kitang nakawan? LOL :D

Pano ba makakuha ng points?

Pano ba makakuha ng points?
langya ka!!! :p bigyan na lang kita ng karma... wag mo nang gayahin sa nadz at medyo ilang beses ng nadala yong kupaloids na yon :D

langya ka!!! :p bigyan na lang kita ng karma... wag mo nang gayahin sa nadz at medyo ilang beses ng nadala yong kupaloids na yon :D

Para san naman yung karma? :confused:

Para san naman yung karma? :confused:
pampadagdag puntos yon pre. kung gusto mo yong post ng isang tao, pwede mo syang bigyan ng positive karma.. pag bad trip ka naman bigyan mo sya ng bad karma

Tignan mo ginawa mo Chups kinawawa mo ako. Iba ang nagpakahirap diyan. Gusto kong umiyak :D


Malay ko bang mag-reregister ka dito. :D

O ayan mukhang unti unti ka nang natututo dito. :D

pampadagdag puntos yon pre. kung gusto mo yong post ng isang tao, pwede mo syang bigyan ng positive karma.. pag bad trip ka naman bigyan mo sya ng bad karma

Parang gusto ko magmigay ng bad karma sayo..... hehehehehehe :D

Biro lang :D

Malay ko bang mag-reregister ka dito. :D

O ayan mukhang unti unti ka nang natututo dito. :D

actually dati pa ako registered dito, nakalimutan ko nga lang yung username at password ko
:confused:

Nagrequest ako na ibigay uli yung password ko thru email pero di pa rin dumamadating hanggang ngayon. Kaya nagparegister na lang ako ulit

actually dati pa ako registered dito, nakalimutan ko nga lang yung username at password ko
:confused:

Nagrequest ako na ibigay uli yung password ko thru email pero di pa rin dumamadating hanggang ngayon. Kaya nagparegister na lang ako ulit


A likely story Mr. May 2005 poster....LOL j/k

Hopefully u enjoy here...hehehe kapag malapit na ang mga big fights dito..taya ka sa bettings baka manalo ka.

Parang gusto ko magmigay ng bad karma sayo..... hehehehehehe :D

Biro lang :D
langya kang kumag ka, pre ayos ka... bagay na bagay ka talaga dito sa tambayan natin :D

A likely story Mr. May 2005 poster....LOL j/k

Hopefully u enjoy here...hehehe kapag malapit na ang mga big fights dito..taya ka sa bettings baka manalo ka.

Seryoso Chups, dati pa ako registered dito di lang ako pumupunta dito. Nakalimutan ko na nga kung kailan talaga ako nagparegister dito kasi nung nagparegister ako ngayon, nilagay ko yung email ko, pero di tinanggap kasi gamit na daw yun. Nagrequest ako na ibalik password ko pero di pa dumadating. Kaya ginamit ko yung gmail account ko kaya ito meron na akong bagong account.

Atsaka plagiarizer ka! Hayup! j/k
:D :D

langya kang kumag ka, pre ayos ka... bagay na bagay ka talaga dito sa tambayan natin :D

Salamat dude. :D

Anyway intayin mo na yung bad karma mo hayop ka :D j/k :D

Salamat dude. :D

Anyway intayin mo na yung bad karma mo hayop ka :D j/k :D
tarantado ka!! pare wag ka nang umalis dito sa tambayan natin... pahahabain natin ang "pinoy lang" thread. punta ka doon mas malupit ang mga posts doon ;)

Pucha may mukhang may ****o kayong nilalagay don.... bad boy! :D

Pucha may mukhang may ****o kayong nilalagay don.... bad boy! :D
hindi pare **** pics lang yun mas malala yung kay chups yung KKK pa epek puro video **** :p

Pucha may mukhang may ****o kayong nilalagay don.... bad boy! :D
pare vitamins namin yon, di ba nadz?! :D

hindi pare **** pics lang yun mas malala yung kay chups yung KKK pa epek puro video **** :p


KKK kaming kumakain ng kiki :D

Eto yung kinakain ni chups sa mab forum. Yung mukhang kabayo sa likod

http://forum.marcobarrera.com/index.php?action=dlattach;id=650;type=avatar
:D

KKK kaming kumakain ng kiki :D

Eto yung kinakain ni chups sa mab forum. Yung mukhang kabayo sa likod

http://forum.marcobarrera.com/index.php?action=dlattach;id=650;type=avatar
:D
itong nasa likod pare? :D
ang sagwa :p

itong nasa likod pare? :D
ang sagwa :p

Yang kabayo na yan yung pinaka racist sa buong MAB forum. Ang lakas manginsulto sa pinoy

Yang kabayo na yan yung pinaka racist sa buong MAB forum. Ang lakas manginsulto sa pinoy
pare ano daw ang sabi? wag nyang subukan dito yan at baka di makatagal yan

pare ano daw ang sabi? wag nyang subukan dito yan at baka di makatagal yan

Eto. Isa lang yan sa maraming pagiinsulto niyan sa pinoy. Akala mo kung sino mukha namang kabayo

What's brown and white and flops on the beach?
A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish!

What is a Filipino's idea of devastation?
It's where you catch de bus.

How does a Filipino use "devastation" in a sentence?
Hoy auntie, don't you have to go buy your ticket at "DEVASTATION"?

What's the difference between select and choose ??
Select is when you pick out something...choose is what Filipinos wear on their feet !!!

What do you call a Filipino walking a dog?
A vegetarian.

What do you get when you cross a Filipino & Hawaiian?
Somebody who loves to clean yard but no more land.

There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one?
The one in the bunny suit

Eto. Isa lang yan sa maraming pagiinsulto niyan sa pinoy. Akala mo kung sino mukha namang kabayo

What's brown and white and flops on the beach?
A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish!

What is a Filipino's idea of devastation?
It's where you catch de bus.

How does a Filipino use "devastation" in a sentence?
Hoy auntie, don't you have to go buy your ticket at "DEVASTATION"?

What's the difference between select and choose ??
Select is when you pick out something...choose is what Filipinos wear on their feet !!!

What do you call a Filipino walking a dog?
A vegetarian.

What do you get when you cross a Filipino & Hawaiian?
Somebody who loves to clean yard but no more land.

There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one?
The one in the bunny suit
i wish i did not ask for it :( :mad:

Eto. Isa lang yan sa maraming pagiinsulto niyan sa pinoy. Akala mo kung sino mukha namang kabayo

What's brown and white and flops on the beach?
A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish!

What is a Filipino's idea of devastation?
It's where you catch de bus.

How does a Filipino use "devastation" in a sentence?
Hoy auntie, don't you have to go buy your ticket at "DEVASTATION"?

What's the difference between select and choose ??
Select is when you pick out something...choose is what Filipinos wear on their feet !!!

What do you call a Filipino walking a dog?
A vegetarian.

What do you get when you cross a Filipino & Hawaiian?
Somebody who loves to clean yard but no more land.

There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one?
The one in the bunny suit

tang na pag naligaw dito yan mamumukadkad yung karma nyan ng kulay pula :mad: :D

tang na pag naligaw dito yan mamumukadkad yung karma nyan ng kulay pula :mad: :D
pagnakita ko yan, magiging isa na lang mata nyan ;)

pagnakita ko yan, magiging isa na lang mata nyan ;)
oo nga dapat sa mga yan pinupuwet :D
para lumabas yung santol :p

pagnakita ko yan, magiging isa na lang mata nyan ;)


Huwag kayong magalala dyan ke Eve....lagi kong binabastos ang hayop na yan. Malapit nang masira ulo nyan sa akin. :D

Huwag kayong magalala dyan ke Eve....lagi kong binabastos ang hayop na yan. Malapit nang masira ulo nyan sa akin. :D
pare kilala mo rin ba sya

pare kilala mo rin ba sya


Yung bwakang Eve na yun sa MAB forums? Halos asawa ko na ang putanginang yun. :D

Yung bwakang Eve na yun sa MAB forums? Halos asawa ko na ang putanginang yun. :D

Di ko alam na mahilig ka sa hayop :D Uso ba ang bestiality ngayon? :D

Yung bwakang Eve na yun sa MAB forums? Halos asawa ko na ang putanginang yun. :D
babae pala ang kupal na yon :mad:

babae pala ang kupal na yon :mad:

Sabi ko nga sayo Chups eh mukhang bading yan si eba
:D

WORDS FOR TODAY Thanks to Horca (Edited by Chups)

1.Vavavoom (vah-vah-voom) Refers to a lady's mammaries of mammoth proportions, usually flaunted by wiggling to attract virile members of the male sex. Basically has same meaning as that of 'Booba' (see first post)

Ex: I want to have some servings of vavaoom papayas this night.

2.Wawarts (wah-warts) Derived from "walang kwarta"(no money), this is usually the quandary of most people (myself included).

Ex: Unfortunately this is one of those days when all I've got is a few hundred pesos stashed in my anaemic wallet. I'm wawarts.

3.Hebigats (he-bee-gats)This word is usually used especially when talking about hard drinks (from those merry drinking fests) and/or strong drugs.

Ex: That crack was hebigats my *****.

4.TomJones (Tom-jowns) A feeling experienced when hunger comes in. Usually happens when you're wawarts.

Ex: I'm TomJones right now, can I eat your papaya?

5.Tampururot (tam-pu-ru-rot) Irritation felt when someone unduly cracks jokes on you.

Ex: I know Horca is a bit tampururot of me. Please forgive me.

6.Yuppers (yuh-pers) Usually said when in agreement of something stated. Basically means 'yes' or 'I concur'.

Ex: P4P: Do I look like a fool?
Chups: YUPPERS!

7.Andrew E. (An-droo-eee) A term branded to an outcast. Derived from a name of a self-admitted ugly rapper so unbelievably talented at the art of annoying. Loves to throw out cheap caps and whatnots everytime he has a public performance.

Ex: You're all Andrew E's.

8.Salungbayag (sa-loong-bah-yag) Derived from the phrase "salo bayag" (catcher/supporter of private parts), this word is the Filipinisms equivalent of briefs/panties/knickers.

Ex: Nadz please wash your salungbayags. We could smell yours all the way from here.

9.Binayo (bee-na-yo) The cool way to say "I copulated" or to be less prude, "I ****ed".

Ex: The P4P likes to be binayo in the nostrils.

10.Buraka (boo-rah-kah) Hair situated at the nipple area. Usually tugged at if you're into sado masochism.

Ex: I'm planning on growing my buraka until it's long enough to tie mauricio to the nearest tree.

WORDS FOR TODAY Thanks to Horca (Edited by Chups)



9.Binayo (bee-na-yo) The cool way to say "I copulated" or to be less prude, "I ****ed".

Ex: The P4P likes to be binayo in the nostrils.


this is my favorite word :)

WORDS FOR TODAY Thanks to Horca (Edited by Chups)


10.Buraka (boo-rah-kah) Hair situated at the nipple area. Usually tugged at if you're into sado masochism.

Ex: I'm planning on growing my buraka until it's long enough to tie mauricio to the nearest tree.
pare ano pa nga ba ang tawag sa bulbol na umaabot na sa pwet?

pare ano pa nga ba ang tawag sa bulbol na umaabot na sa pwet?

According to my trusty dictionary, it's BURNIK :D

WORDS FOR TODAY Thanks to Horca (Edited by Chups)

1.Vavavoom (vah-vah-voom) Refers to a lady's mammaries of mammoth proportions, usually flaunted by wiggling to attract virile members of the male sex. Basically has same meaning as that of 'Booba' (see first post)

Ex: I want to have some servings of vavaoom papayas this night.

2.Wawarts (wah-warts) Derived from "walang kwarta"(no money), this is usually the quandary of most people (myself included).

Ex: Unfortunately this is one of those days when all I've got is a few hundred pesos stashed in my anaemic wallet. I'm wawarts.

3.Hebigats (he-bee-gats)This word is usually used especially when talking about hard drinks (from those merry drinking fests) and/or strong drugs.

Ex: That crack was hebigats my *****.

4.TomJones (Tom-jowns) A feeling experienced when hunger comes in. Usually happens when you're wawarts.

Ex: I'm TomJones right now, can I eat your papaya?

5.Tampururot (tam-pu-ru-rot) Irritation felt when someone unduly cracks jokes on you.

Ex: I know Horca is a bit tampururot of me. Please forgive me.

6.Yuppers (yuh-pers) Usually said when in agreement of something stated. Basically means 'yes' or 'I concur'.

Ex: P4P: Do I look like a fool?
Chups: YUPPERS!

7.Andrew E. (An-droo-eee) A term branded to an outcast. Derived from a name of a self-admitted ugly rapper so unbelievably talented at the art of annoying. Loves to throw out cheap caps and whatnots everytime he has a public performance.

Ex: You're all Andrew E's.

8.Salungbayag (sa-loong-bah-yag) Derived from the phrase "salo bayag" (catcher/supporter of private parts), this word is the Filipinisms equivalent of briefs/panties/knickers.

Ex: Nadz please wash your salungbayags. We could smell yours all the way from here.

9.Binayo (bee-na-yo) The cool way to say "I copulated" or to be less prude, "I ****ed".

Ex: The P4P likes to be binayo in the nostrils.

10.Buraka (boo-rah-kah) Hair situated at the nipple area. Usually tugged at if you're into sado masochism.

Ex: I'm planning on growing my buraka until it's long enough to tie mauricio to the nearest tree.


Ay salamat nilagay ang pangalan ko :D j.k

According to my trusty dictionary, it's BURNIK :D

BURNIK :confused: **** eksplika pareng horca :)

BURNIK :confused: **** eksplika pareng horca :)

Truth to tell I dont know where the word burnik originated from.

Anyway if you're interested in where I get my Filipinisms, check out http://www.klockworkx.com/copongcopong/. The site doesn't have a comprehensive listing of meanings so I just make ones myself. :D

Ma le it ang titi mo?
something like that?
Malaki ang susu mo?

WORDS FOR TODAY Thanks to Horca (Edited by Chups)

1.Vavavoom (vah-vah-voom) Refers to a lady's mammaries of mammoth proportions, usually flaunted by wiggling to attract virile members of the male sex. Basically has same meaning as that of 'Booba' (see first post)

Ex: I want to have some servings of vavaoom papayas this night.

2.Wawarts (wah-warts) Derived from "walang kwarta"(no money), this is usually the quandary of most people (myself included).

Ex: Unfortunately this is one of those days when all I've got is a few hundred pesos stashed in my anaemic wallet. I'm wawarts.

3.Hebigats (he-bee-gats)This word is usually used especially when talking about hard drinks (from those merry drinking fests) and/or strong drugs.

Ex: That crack was hebigats my *****.

4.TomJones (Tom-jowns) A feeling experienced when hunger comes in. Usually happens when you're wawarts.

Ex: I'm TomJones right now, can I eat your papaya?

5.Tampururot (tam-pu-ru-rot) Irritation felt when someone unduly cracks jokes on you.

Ex: I know Horca is a bit tampururot of me. Please forgive me.

6.Yuppers (yuh-pers) Usually said when in agreement of something stated. Basically means 'yes' or 'I concur'.

Ex: P4P: Do I look like a fool?
Chups: YUPPERS!

7.Andrew E. (An-droo-eee) A term branded to an outcast. Derived from a name of a self-admitted ugly rapper so unbelievably talented at the art of annoying. Loves to throw out cheap caps and whatnots everytime he has a public performance.

Ex: You're all Andrew E's.

8.Salungbayag (sa-loong-bah-yag) Derived from the phrase "salo bayag" (catcher/supporter of private parts), this word is the Filipinisms equivalent of briefs/panties/knickers.

Ex: Nadz please wash your salungbayags. We could smell yours all the way from here.

9.Binayo (bee-na-yo) The cool way to say "I copulated" or to be less prude, "I ****ed".

Ex: The P4P likes to be binayo in the nostrils.

10.Buraka (boo-rah-kah) Hair situated at the nipple area. Usually tugged at if you're into sado masochism.

Ex: I'm planning on growing my buraka until it's long enough to tie mauricio to the nearest tree.
waahhhhh!!!!!!!!! amoy na amoy ba? :p

Ma le it ang titi mo?
something like that?
Malaki ang susu mo?


You pinoy?................

Ma le it ang titi mo?
something like that?
Malaki ang susu mo?


I guess ur not...nice tagalog. :)

Truth to tell I dont know where the word burnik originated from.

Anyway if you're interested in where I get my Filipinisms, check out http://www.klockworkx.com/copongcopong/. The site doesn't have a comprehensive listing of meanings so I just make ones myself. :D
website mo to parekoy??
ang alam ko burnik e iyong taeng sumabit sa bulbol ng puwet matapos umebak......

Eto.... padala sa akin dati by e-mail:

1. BAKTOL--- ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Ito'y dumi***it sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, lalo na sa mga GE subject gaya ng natsci, comm, socsci etc, dahil sa sobrang siksikan ng mga estudyante.

2. KUKURIKAPU--- libag sa ilalim ng boobs. Madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na nilalagay sa katawan. Maaari ding mamuo kung hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae.
Mga KUKURIKAPU ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang joga.

3. MULMUL--- buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal mahirap ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal. subalit hindi talaga ito naaalis, kahit na bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipapa-laser ito

4. BURNIK--- taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet. Madalas nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos tumae. ang BURNIK ay mahirap alisin,lalo na kapag natuyo na ito, ipinapayo sa mga may BURNIK na maligo na lamang upang ito'y maalis.

5. ALPOMBRA--- kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang makikitang suot ng mga tindero ng yosi sa Quiapo. Ito'y may makipot na suotan ng paa, at manipis na swelas Mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki , Available in blue, red, green, etc.

6. BAKOKANG--- higanteng peklat. Ito'y madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki. Imbes na normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito'y mayroong makintab na takip.

7. AGIHAP--- libag na dumikit sa panty o brief dahil sa labis na pagmamahal sa suot panloob. nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung ang panty o brief ay nasuot na ng hindi bababa sa tatlong araw.

8. DUKIT--- itoy ang amoy na nakukuha kung isinabit mo ang daliri mo sa iyong puwit....try it to prove it, thats DUKIT.

9. SPONGKLONG - ito'y isang bagong wika na nangangahulugan sa isang estupidong tao.

10. LAPONGGA - ito'y kahintulad sa laplapan o kaya ay lamasan.

11. WENEKLEK - ito ang buhok sa utong na kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito.

12. BAKTUNG - pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.

13. BAKTI --- bakat panty

14. ASOGUE --- buhok sa kilikili

15. BARNAKOLI --- maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon

16. BULTOKACHI - tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak

17. BUTUYTUY - etits ng bata

18. JABARR - pawis ng katawan

19. KALAMANTUTAY - mabahong pangalan

20.MCARTHUR - taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush.

Eto.... padala sa akin dati by e-mail:

1. BAKTOL--- ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Ito'y dumi***it sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, lalo na sa mga GE subject gaya ng natsci, comm, socsci etc, dahil sa sobrang siksikan ng mga estudyante.

2. KUKURIKAPU--- libag sa ilalim ng boobs. Madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na nilalagay sa katawan. Maaari ding mamuo kung hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae.
Mga KUKURIKAPU ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang joga.

3. MULMUL--- buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal mahirap ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal. subalit hindi talaga ito naaalis, kahit na bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipapa-laser ito

4. BURNIK--- taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet. Madalas nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos tumae. ang BURNIK ay mahirap alisin,lalo na kapag natuyo na ito, ipinapayo sa mga may BURNIK na maligo na lamang upang ito'y maalis.

5. ALPOMBRA--- kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang makikitang suot ng mga tindero ng yosi sa Quiapo. Ito'y may makipot na suotan ng paa, at manipis na swelas Mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki , Available in blue, red, green, etc.

6. BAKOKANG--- higanteng peklat. Ito'y madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki. Imbes na normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito'y mayroong makintab na takip.

7. AGIHAP--- libag na dumikit sa panty o brief dahil sa labis na pagmamahal sa suot panloob. nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung ang panty o brief ay nasuot na ng hindi bababa sa tatlong araw.

8. DUKIT--- itoy ang amoy na nakukuha kung isinabit mo ang daliri mo sa iyong puwit....try it to prove it, thats DUKIT.

9. SPONGKLONG - ito'y isang bagong wika na nangangahulugan sa isang estupidong tao.

10. LAPONGGA - ito'y kahintulad sa laplapan o kaya ay lamasan.

11. WENEKLEK - ito ang buhok sa utong na kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito.

12. BAKTUNG - pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.

13. BAKTI --- bakat panty

14. ASOGUE --- buhok sa kilikili

15. BARNAKOLI --- maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon

16. BULTOKACHI - tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak

17. BUTUYTUY - etits ng bata

18. JABARR - pawis ng katawan

19. KALAMANTUTAY - mabahong pangalan

20.MCARTHUR - taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush.


Pare pwede kong hiramin to? I-eedit ko kasi gagawan ko ng english meanings yung mga salita para sa mga tao sa MAB forum. Ok lang?

website mo to parekoy??
ang alam ko burnik e iyong taeng sumabit sa bulbol ng puwet matapos umebak......

Di ko website yan dude. Diyan ko lang kinukuha yung mga words na ginagamit ko sa Filipinisms 101 ko. Ako na lang nagsusulat ng english na meanings kasi tagalog yung nakasulat don.

anong tawag sa kupal na mabango? :confused:

Eto.... padala sa akin dati by e-mail:

1. BAKTOL--- ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Ito'y dumi***it sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, lalo na sa mga GE subject gaya ng natsci, comm, socsci etc, dahil sa sobrang siksikan ng mga estudyante.

2. KUKURIKAPU--- libag sa ilalim ng boobs. Madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na nilalagay sa katawan. Maaari ding mamuo kung hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae.
Mga KUKURIKAPU ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang joga.

3. MULMUL--- buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal mahirap ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal. subalit hindi talaga ito naaalis, kahit na bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipapa-laser ito

4. BURNIK--- taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet. Madalas nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos tumae. ang BURNIK ay mahirap alisin,lalo na kapag natuyo na ito, ipinapayo sa mga may BURNIK na maligo na lamang upang ito'y maalis.

5. ALPOMBRA--- kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang makikitang suot ng mga tindero ng yosi sa Quiapo. Ito'y may makipot na suotan ng paa, at manipis na swelas Mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki , Available in blue, red, green, etc.

6. BAKOKANG--- higanteng peklat. Ito'y madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki. Imbes na normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito'y mayroong makintab na takip.

7. AGIHAP--- libag na dumikit sa panty o brief dahil sa labis na pagmamahal sa suot panloob. nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung ang panty o brief ay nasuot na ng hindi bababa sa tatlong araw.

8. DUKIT--- itoy ang amoy na nakukuha kung isinabit mo ang daliri mo sa iyong puwit....try it to prove it, thats DUKIT.

9. SPONGKLONG - ito'y isang bagong wika na nangangahulugan sa isang estupidong tao.

10. LAPONGGA - ito'y kahintulad sa laplapan o kaya ay lamasan.

11. WENEKLEK - ito ang buhok sa utong na kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito.

12. BAKTUNG - pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.

13. BAKTI --- bakat panty

14. ASOGUE --- buhok sa kilikili

15. BARNAKOLI --- maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon

16. BULTOKACHI - tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak

17. BUTUYTUY - etits ng bata

18. JABARR - pawis ng katawan

19. KALAMANTUTAY - mabahong pangalan

20.MCARTHUR - taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush.



LMAO............... :D

Yung lapongga ang mahilig naming gamiting word dati nung high school...LOL

Pare pwede kong hiramin to? I-eedit ko kasi gagawan ko ng english meanings yung mga salita para sa mga tao sa MAB forum. Ok lang?
hehehe.... ikaw naman masyado kang magalang. gamit lang nang walang paalam at hindi naman ako ang gumawa niyan. Luma na pero nakakatawa pa din tuwing nababasa ko... ehehehehehe.

LMAO............... :D

Yung lapongga ang mahilig naming gamiting word dati nung high school...LOL
lol..... lapongga nga.... mukhang di tayo nagkakalayo ng edad pare. ilang taon ka na ba? 21 din kagaya ko? :eek: :D

anong tawag sa kupal na mabango? :confused:
kupal na mabango - nag-golinadz
kupal na mabaho - dehin-golinadz

nyahahahahahaha..... wala yata ang kupal ngayon dito?? :D

kupal na mabango - nag-golinadz
kupal na mabaho - dehin-golinadz

nyahahahahahaha..... wala yata ang kupal ngayon dito?? :D
hehehe.........

You pinoy?................
nah, I'm mexican but there's a decent Philipino population in pasadena where i grew up and i was always trying to learn how to speak it, but thats all i could remember.

nah, I'm mexican but there's a decent Philipino population in pasadena where i grew up and i was always trying to learn how to speak it, but thats all i could remember.
you can learn from the best, hehehe! ;)

kupal na mabango - nag-golinadz
kupal na mabaho - dehin-golinadz

nyahahahahahaha..... wala yata ang kupal ngayon dito?? :D
huh :eek: langya ka kepsy buti na basa ko to :D

tinira mo pala ako dito ha :p

bump.................... :D

lol..... lapongga nga.... mukhang di tayo nagkakalayo ng edad pare. ilang taon ka na ba? 21 din kagaya ko? :eek: :D


Lapongga e seventies pa. 21 ka di na Lapongga tawag diyan....BAROROT blues na!
:D

namputch astig tong thread

wtf??? hehehehehe... nabuhay ulit?
sabado ngayon ah? andito sigurado si dehin-golinadz :D

mga master talaga :rofl::rofl:

Eto.... padala sa akin dati by e-mail:

1. BAKTOL--- ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Ito'y dumi***it sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, lalo na sa mga GE subject gaya ng natsci, comm, socsci etc, dahil sa sobrang siksikan ng mga estudyante.

2. KUKURIKAPU--- libag sa ilalim ng boobs. Madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na nilalagay sa katawan. Maaari ding mamuo kung hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae.
Mga KUKURIKAPU ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang joga.

3. MULMUL--- buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal mahirap ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal. subalit hindi talaga ito naaalis, kahit na bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipapa-laser ito

4. BURNIK--- taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet. Madalas nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos tumae. ang BURNIK ay mahirap alisin,lalo na kapag natuyo na ito, ipinapayo sa mga may BURNIK na maligo na lamang upang ito'y maalis.

5. ALPOMBRA--- kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang makikitang suot ng mga tindero ng yosi sa Quiapo. Ito'y may makipot na suotan ng paa, at manipis na swelas Mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki , Available in blue, red, green, etc.

6. BAKOKANG--- higanteng peklat. Ito'y madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki. Imbes na normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito'y mayroong makintab na takip.

7. AGIHAP--- libag na dumikit sa panty o brief dahil sa labis na pagmamahal sa suot panloob. nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung ang panty o brief ay nasuot na ng hindi bababa sa tatlong araw.

8. DUKIT--- itoy ang amoy na nakukuha kung isinabit mo ang daliri mo sa iyong puwit....try it to prove it, thats DUKIT.

9. SPONGKLONG - ito'y isang bagong wika na nangangahulugan sa isang estupidong tao.

10. LAPONGGA - ito'y kahintulad sa laplapan o kaya ay lamasan.

11. WENEKLEK - ito ang buhok sa utong na kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito.

12. BAKTUNG - pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.

13. BAKTI --- bakat panty

14. ASOGUE --- buhok sa kilikili

15. BARNAKOLI --- maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon

16. BULTOKACHI - tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak

17. BUTUYTUY - etits ng bata

18. JABARR - pawis ng katawan

19. KALAMANTUTAY - mabahong pangalan

20.MCARTHUR - taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush.


Ito magagamit ko ito, matindi ang lalim ng tagalog pero pinakagusto ko yong word na "MCarthur," astig ang dating.

Use MCARTHUR IN A SENTENCE. :D

amfufufuf!! yun pa talagang may tae ang natipuhan! :rofl:

Eto.... padala sa akin dati by e-mail:

1. BAKTOL--- ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Ito'y dumi***it sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, lalo na sa mga GE subject gaya ng natsci, comm, socsci etc, dahil sa sobrang siksikan ng mga estudyante.

2. KUKURIKAPU--- libag sa ilalim ng boobs. Madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na nilalagay sa katawan. Maaari ding mamuo kung hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae.
Mga KUKURIKAPU ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang joga.

3. MULMUL--- buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal mahirap ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal. subalit hindi talaga ito naaalis, kahit na bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipapa-laser ito

4. BURNIK--- taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet. Madalas nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos tumae. ang BURNIK ay mahirap alisin,lalo na kapag natuyo na ito, ipinapayo sa mga may BURNIK na maligo na lamang upang ito'y maalis.

5. ALPOMBRA--- kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang makikitang suot ng mga tindero ng yosi sa Quiapo. Ito'y may makipot na suotan ng paa, at manipis na swelas Mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki , Available in blue, red, green, etc.

6. BAKOKANG--- higanteng peklat. Ito'y madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki. Imbes na normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito'y mayroong makintab na takip.

7. AGIHAP--- libag na dumikit sa panty o brief dahil sa labis na pagmamahal sa suot panloob. nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung ang panty o brief ay nasuot na ng hindi bababa sa tatlong araw.

8. DUKIT--- itoy ang amoy na nakukuha kung isinabit mo ang daliri mo sa iyong puwit....try it to prove it, thats DUKIT.


Ang lalim nito ah!:haha:

9. SPONGKLONG - ito'y isang bagong wika na nangangahulugan sa isang estupidong tao.

10. LAPONGGA - ito'y kahintulad sa laplapan o kaya ay lamasan.

11. WENEKLEK - ito ang buhok sa utong na kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito.

12. BAKTUNG - pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.

13. BAKTI --- bakat panty

14. ASOGUE --- buhok sa kilikili

15. BARNAKOLI --- maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon

16. BULTOKACHI - tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak


:lol1: pati yun may pangalan pala...

17. BUTUYTUY - etits ng bata

18. JABARR - pawis ng katawan

19. KALAMANTUTAY - mabahong pangalan


20.MCARTHUR - taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush.



:haha:

Galing ni Kamantutay :joke: lang.