http://tea-gifts.com/wild-salmon-alaskan.jpg

to this...

http://www.targetmarine.com/pics/salmonfillet.jpg


or this...

http://www.daveharasti.com/maingallery/jervisbay/slides/Black%20Cod.jpg

to this...

http://www.freshdirect.com/media/images/product/seafood/fish_fillets/fflt_blackcod_frz_c.jpg




and so on and so on.

It’s funny, last time I took your mom out for lunch, there was something about her that reminded me of fish too!

It’s funny, last time I took your mom out for lunch, there was something about her that reminded me of fish too!Was it her smelly coochie?


I bet you it was her stank ass cooter.


I cant believe you hit that ****

She kept screaming your name though.

She kept screaming your name though.Thats my mama!

What is your favorite position with her?

What is your favorite position with her?Samoan Piledriver.

HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Thread of the month.

How poetic it must feel to come to the realization that the same creature you were created from, you take part in the very act with of which she did with another to create you. This is how we can recycle and reuse humans. But tell me, how does it feel to hear the same moan that your father heard when you were inevitably conceived? How does it feel to have a twitching body underneath you that was once used to create you? Do you ever think it’s a bit odd that she released you from her body in extreme pain, only to let you back in with an intense motivation to orgasm?

How poetic it must feel to come to the realization that the same creature you were created from, you take part in the very act with of which she did with another to create you. This is how we can recycle and reuse humans. But tell me, how does it feel to hear the same moan that your father heard when you were inevitably conceived? How does it feel to have a twitching body underneath you that was once used to create you? Do you ever think it’s a bit odd that she released you from her body in extreme pain, only to let you back in with an intense motivation to orgasm?

thats pure gold right there :D

Yes, but he has yet to answer my questions.

How poetic it must feel to come to the realization that the same creature you were created from, you take part in the very act with of which she did with another to create you. This is how we can recycle and reuse humans. But tell me, how does it feel to hear the same moan that your father heard when you were inevitably conceived? How does it feel to have a twitching body underneath you that was once used to create you? Do you ever think it’s a bit odd that she released you from her body in extreme pain, only to let you back in with an intense motivation to orgasm?
My ADD won't allow me to read ANYTHING with more than 3 sentences.




So I will just do this...



*shows penis*

I laughed




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I'm not reading all that **** but I like Sole and Salmon!