why is it that girls only want you when your taken?

seriously, when i'm single i'm totaly alone.

I'm involved and very happy and i got ***** fallin out the wood work at me.

I'm not gonna cheat on my girl, its not an option to me at all she is too good to and for me and too out of my league for me to even consider it.

but whats up with that ****?

why do girls always gotta try to get taken men?

why is it that girls only want you when your taken?

seriously, when i'm single i'm totaly alone.

I'm involved and very happy and i got ***** fallin out the wood work at me.

I'm not gonna cheat on my girl, its not an option to me at all she is too good to and for me and too out of my league for me to even consider it.

but whats up with that ****?

why do girls always gotta try to get taken men?
its cuz dey can since the confidence and happieness
they wanna get in on it

thier vision is also based on movement
so if ya wanna lose some of dem chicks comin for ya
just stand absolutly still

They always want what they cant have. They like the challenge of trying to get whats out of reach.....

I'm not taken and I can't even pay AgonY to have sex with me!


Wait ... I mean, "I agree".

I was at the Chinese food place and while I was waitin this ugly broke ass ***** struck up a convo with me. Eventually, me being a pretty good lookin dude and all she jumped on a comment I made about "having so much food I'd have to call my neighbor over to help eat it and ****".

She said, "why don't you get your wife(girlfriend, *****, hoe, somethin like that) to eat some?"

I said I didn't have one and for some reason that ***** said, "oops, boyfriend?"

I took my freshly sunken in dick and balls home and ate in silence.

I was at the Chinese food place and while I was waitin this ugly broke ass ***** struck up a convo with me. Eventually, me being a pretty good lookin dude and all she jumped on a comment I made about "having so much food I'd have to call my neighbor over to help eat it and ****".

She said, "why don't you get your wife(girlfriend, *****, hoe, somethin like that) to eat some?"

I said I didn't have one and for some reason that ***** said, "oops, boyfriend?"

I took my freshly sunken in dick and balls home and ate in silence.
lmao
dats fuked up
she called u gay?
whata slut
i woulda strait up called her an ugly ***** right there
and maybe slapped her
but thats just how i get down

:D

hahahahaha i think its all in your head bird man, no one wants you, inless there blind.

Unless, They're......

































Just playin witcha Kimee.........

Unless, They're......

































Just playin witcha Kimee.........


oh god bla bla bla shut it bobby

lmao
dats fuked up
she called u gay?
whata slut
i woulda strait up called her an ugly ***** right there
and maybe slapped her
but thats just how i get down

:D

I just went home. Ate my chinese food.


Maybe, in my next tale, I'll beat her down or something. Bite off her nipples, yeah that's it ....

I just went home. Ate my chinese food.


Maybe, in my next tale, I'll beat her down or something. Bite off her nipples, yeah that's it ....
lmao
bite her nipples
now dats a fight

lmao
bite her nipples
now dats a fight

I'll swallow em like gumdrops! GRRRRRRRRR ....

yeah, blind women want me. i'm sure they would since i'm caring and considerate.

but really who would possibly want a college educated, in shape, smart, funny, caring, inteligent, non-******* guy?

I couldn't imagine!!!

yeah, blind women want me. i'm sure they would since i'm caring and considerate.

but really who would possibly want a college educated, in shape, smart, funny, caring, inteligent, non-******* guy?

I couldn't imagine!!!

Hey inteligent guy, it's "intelligent". You sure you're Jewish?

yeah, blind women want me. i'm sure they would since i'm caring and considerate.

but really who would possibly want a college educated, in shape, smart, funny, caring, inteligent, non-******* guy?

I couldn't imagine!!!


hahahahaha who the **** lied to you?!?!?!?!? hahahha

It is human nature to want what we can not have or what is out of reach. Some women just do it to prove th point that men are pigs, but they get used in the process. SOme do it 'cause thye just want to see if they can do it. Some do it for the hunt and chase. Some do it 'cause your charming personality!

Who really cares why they do it or even understand why they do it? Nobody knows and I for sure are not going to try to understand it.

A man walking down the beach discovers an old bottle. He decides to rub it and out comes a genie. The genie tells the man he is allowed to grant only one wish so make it good. The man ponders it for a monent and replies he always wanted to go to Hawaii. But since he was afraid of flying and boats, his wish was that the genie build him a bridge so he could drive there. The genie complained that this was an outrageous request and would he settle for a different wish? The man thought about it and told the genie that instead fo the bridge his wish would be that he could understand women. The genie replied, would you like that two lane or four lane?

A man walking down the beach discovers an old bottle. He decides to rub it and out comes a genie. The genie tells the man he is allowed to grant only one wish so make it good. The man ponders it for a monent and replies he always wanted to go to Hawaii. But since he was afraid of flying and boats, his wish was that the genie build him a bridge so he could drive there. The genie complained that this was an outrageous request and would he settle for a different wish? The man thought about it and told the genie that instead fo the bridge his wish would be that he could understand women. The genie replied, would you like that two lane or four lane?

hahahahahahahahahhahahaha, you crazy, MCM. Funny.

A man walking down the beach discovers an old bottle. He decides to rub it and out comes a genie. The genie tells the man he is allowed to grant only one wish so make it good. The man ponders it for a monent and replies he always wanted to go to Hawaii. But since he was afraid of flying and boats, his wish was that the genie build him a bridge so he could drive there. The genie complained that this was an outrageous request and would he settle for a different wish? The man thought about it and told the genie that instead fo the bridge his wish would be that he could understand women. The genie replied, would you like that two lane or four lane?

So true. What do women want? Every ****ing thing and then some.

They want control and to be control, to be understood and be a mystery, to be loved and pushed away, they want everything in everyway that is impossible.

Guys are much easier. What do we want? We want women.

Women are complex creatures, a bundle of emotions and more often than not let their heart make decisions for them. More than all this, what they are is an “enigma”. No one can profess to have an complete understanding of the species called woman. Poets have spent life times trying to unravel this mystery called a woman. And me a mere mortal have found the only way out. Reconcile to it.

At the most you can roll your eyes and grunt. Even that is dangerous if you are dealing with a person in a wrong kinda mood. Whichever way you go, you can never win. No chance.

check this when you got time to read!:
http://raysweb.net/poems/articles/tannen.html

That article really nails it.

We females are difficult to understand and I say that after looking back over the last 20 years of marriage and think of all the fights and words and actions taken/not taken. WOW is all I can say on how we've lasted so long. :D

We still have our moments described in the article and we've both learned alot about one another, but we're also slower to react to things said/unsaid and now we ASK each other what we meant "by that". :rolleyes:

Communication is not about just talking.
It's about listening, too. :)