http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm

this is soo funny
just read it

no thanks i''l pass

I love that thing so much lol. We used to listen to it forever last sememster haha.

"Now everyone's dead, except Austrailia. But they'll be dead soon.............................****ing Kangaroos."

Pretty old, but funny as ****.

I’m afraid the end time is near. The cataclysmic apocalypse referred to in the scriptures of every holy book know to mankind. It will be an era fraught with boundless greed & corruption, where global monetary systems disintegrate, leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of over cooked rice. The nations of the civilized world will collapse under the impressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies which remove all hope & optimism from their once faithful citizens. Around the globe, generations of polluters will be punished for their sins. Unshielded by the o-zone they have successfully depleted, left to bake in the searing naked rays of light. Wholesale assassins created to destabilize every remaining government, leaving the starving & wicked to fend for themselves. Bloodthirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging corporations reek havoc. Pissed off androids tired of being slaves to a godless & gutless system, where the rich get richer & the poor get ****ed over and out, unleash total world wide destruction by means of nuclear holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses, leaving in its torturous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutating, radiating, and horribly disfigured hordes of satanic killers, wanting revenge, but against who? There are so few left alive. Starvation reins supreme, forcing unlucky survivors to eat anything & anyone in their path. Massive earthquakes crack the planets crust like a hollow egg shell, causing unending volcanic eruptions. Creatures of the seven seas, unable to escape the certain death upon land, boil in their liquid prison. Disease then circles the earth, plagues & viruses with no known cause or cure laying waste to whatever draws breath, and human-kind having proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers, fall victim to merciless attacks at the hands of interplanetary alien tribes who seek to conquer our charred remains. This is extinction level event, the final world front, and there is only, one year left.

wtf mate? I got it you don't

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htmthis is soo funny just read it

Don't laugh guys, coz it could be true! Read this. It happened on April 23, 2005. :eek:

Wed, April 27, 2005

Fireball lights up the sky

By DEAN PRITCHARD, STAFF REPORTER

A huge meteor exploded over the Manitoba sky early Saturday evening, rattling windows and leaving a fire trail visible from Minnedosa to Arborg. "People that actually saw the fireball described it as a flaming baseball that had an orange trail of flames and smoke behind it that went shooting across the sky and exploded," said Scott Young, astronomer for The Manitoba Museum Planetarium.

"It was big enough that it gave off so much energy it could be seen in broad daylight, which is the rare part of it. The explosion tells us that it was a fairly big object that basically exploded in the upper atmosphere so that any pieces from it could be scattered over a wide area."

Only seven meteorites have ever been recovered in Manitoba.

So heads up guys! I mean HEADS UP literally!! :D

its ok...could of been alot better.

he put all that together yet cant do decent speech bubbles or text

its ok...could of been alot better. he put all that together yet cant do decent speech bubbles or text


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