View Full Version : "I sold a $10 bag of weed to a beautiful woman, I call that a dimepiece" Asspoops


Floyd Sinclair
12-19-2009, 11:35 AM
what the **** is this *****? How does this guy get away with this *****? :td:

Derranged
12-19-2009, 11:56 AM
Gotta video where he says this bud?

Floyd Sinclair
12-19-2009, 12:05 PM
nahhh he said it on shade 45...Ill keep an eye out to see if I can find any rips of it

He also said this:

"I got mad at my Xbox, threw it like a Frisbee
Thats what i call and Xbox 360"

:smh:

CrackYourJaw
12-19-2009, 12:31 PM
nahhh he said it on shade 45...Ill keep an eye out to see if I can find any rips of it

He also said this:

"I got mad at my Xbox, threw it like a Frisbee
Thats what i call and Xbox 360"

:smh:

:rofl:

Asspoops.

:nonono:

Floyd Sinclair
12-20-2009, 11:51 AM
"I dont go Cucu for Cocoa Puffs, I go Cucu for Nuts
no homo, but with some Cocoa its like Coconuts
Which is something I love to eat
But I am actually talking about a womans breasts
Dont wanna leave the nipple smelly, so i make sure my breath is fresh"

what the **** is this ****?? :smh:

Truth
12-20-2009, 06:59 PM
nahhh he said it on shade 45...Ill keep an eye out to see if I can find any rips of it

He also said this:

"I got mad at my Xbox, threw it like a Frisbee
Thats what i call and Xbox 360"

:smh:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :haha:

QUELOQUE
12-20-2009, 10:14 PM
"I dont go Cucu for Cocoa Puffs, I go Cucu for Nuts
no homo, but with some Cocoa its like Coconuts
Which is something I love to eat
But I am actually talking about a womans breasts
Dont wanna leave the nipple smelly, so i make sure my breath is fresh"

what the **** is this ****?? :smh:

Who the **** is asspoops?

The only 2 I could see coming up with some **** like that is Cam'ron or Eminem.

Truth
12-23-2009, 09:56 AM
pap just said this...

i con my girl into giving her some dick
but she shun me, what a prick
now thats what i call a contradickshun

PECKERWOOD
12-23-2009, 11:06 AM
Next person to disrespects that great Pap is gonna get flamed by rippuh.

Derranged
12-23-2009, 07:47 PM
Next person to disrespects that great Pap is gonna get flamed by rippuh.

**** you.

You flame anyone who disrespects Pap, and you will answer to me.

CrackYourJaw
12-23-2009, 08:50 PM
The Queen of England came to New York with like three of her kids/
They went to the projects, that's what I call "Queen's Bridge"

In kindergarten *****s ate glue, got it all on they face/
Straight from the Elmer's bottle, now that's what I call tooth paste.

He don't stop.

:nonono:

Asspoops.

CrackYourJaw
12-23-2009, 08:54 PM
Got mad at this blonde chick, threw her purse and then seen her/
Come back with that ****, that's what I call a golden retriever/

:nonono:

QUELOQUE
12-23-2009, 09:14 PM
The Queen of England came to New York with like three of her kids/
They went to the projects, that's what I call "Queen's Bridge"

In kindergarten *****s ate glue, got it all on they face/
Straight from the Elmer's bottle, now that's what I call tooth paste.

He don't stop.

:nonono:

Asspoops.

What's with this "now that's what I call" ****. That **** is trash. He needs to go back to his encyclopedia ****, but stop spitting them one after another. And I don't like his voice either. My 2.

Equilibrium
12-24-2009, 09:27 AM
Papoose is a clown, i can't beleive that when he first started getting noticed some people thought he was dope. He has the weakest punch lines ever, but yet he has so many of them it becomes hilarious.

Truth
12-24-2009, 10:04 AM
The Queen of England came to New York with like three of her kids/
They went to the projects, that's what I call "Queen's Bridge"

In kindergarten *****s ate glue, got it all on they face/
Straight from the Elmer's bottle, now that's what I call tooth paste.

He don't stop.

:nonono:

Asspoops.


LMAO :haha: .................

THe TRiNiTY
12-24-2009, 10:31 AM
***** wanted to talk to me, he was loose with his lips//
Blasted his toilet bowl, that's what I call shootin' the ****//

When I get dome from a chick, I'm wilder than y'all//
I say, Aye, B. See Dee'z nuts? I call 'em alphabet balls//

I murdered a ***** with an axe, I killed that wack *****//
Dug it into his back, that's how I bury the hatchet//

I got two Crip *****es to blow me, told 'em get to suckin'//
Then told 'em stop and make out, I called 'em kissin' cuzzin's//

I'ma be a director now, I ain't jokin' with ya//
Take snap shots of people movin', now that's a motion picture//

I **** girls that shave their twats, call that a buzzer beater//

Me and my *****s compete, way back when//
Who could pimp the most hoes, and you know I don't lack them//
So, when I see he had 9 girls, I knew I beat his pack then//
My style was Westside Connection, cause you know I Mack 10//

All Pap, all true, all classic.

Truth
12-24-2009, 10:34 AM
LOL^ pap is a funny guy.

CrackYourJaw
12-24-2009, 01:08 PM
Damn, dis negro don't stop.

I saw a constellation that looked like a shark, made a wish/
Then smiled, 'cuz that's what I call a starfish.

I was driving, saw 8 pubs on each side, in my car/
Went to each one, that's what I call sixteen bars.

:nonono:

Asspoops strikes again.

THe TRiNiTY
12-25-2009, 01:32 PM
My car is haunted, it's creepy and ****//
I hopped out, that's what I call ghost-ridin' the whip//

I went to the Hills with my Gang, to get laid tonight//
The ***** gave me Sugar, that's what I call a Rapper's Delight//

I ****ed me a crackhead, you know how we do it//
Gave the ***** 50 Cents, she licked my G Unit//

Grand Champ
12-25-2009, 03:06 PM
:lol1: These lines are so bad they're fun..!

Libra_Por_Libra
12-25-2009, 03:40 PM
Do you guys post at the Coliseum?

dde91
12-25-2009, 03:47 PM
The block pop, so da strip fall.

Rocks got a fist full. Bull pop ****, dat hot **** I got a clip fo’.

When I start sparkin’, it be barkin’ like pitbulls.

Matta fact rotweilers when I let dem shots holla.

Chicks on my ****, I’m still on the block holla.

S’Cops on da block, they still gon’ cop holla.

I g-got sense, and dass why I got dollas.

I was told the rules, I’m old school, like my pop fatha.

I was showed da moves, schooled by the olda dudes.

How to show improve, so I move like a soldier move.

Real militant, I’m ill still killin’ it.

I’m real. Guys dass paralyzed and still feelin’ it.

Yeah I’m still on feet and my toes.

Gettin’ higher den da President, you sweeta den doze.

Gettin’ higher den a nose bleed, see to muh shows.

**** a mayback, I pull da back seats to da rolls.

**** a GT, I pull up in a CLS.

The guts soft like muh female breats.

Is it a D-12? Yes.

I cop da un-copable *****, you can’t stop the un-stopable *****, I pop a shot thru you *****z.

And I was like a pop to you *****z. I gave you a flow. Adopted you *****z. I did a lot fo’ you *****z.

And this da ****in’ thanks I get?

You my son, you should thank my dick.

You take my ****, flip it around, and now you think you sick?

I guess you think you Cas, but I think you trash.

And I spank dat ass. You aint ****in’ wit me.

You wouldn’t even rap like dat if it wasn’t fer me.

Wow! I been had my weight up.

How you gon’ battle me wit a style dat I made up?

Wow! When I’m home, it’s envy.

I feelin’ like the ?Bob?, when he was on da fone wit Jimmy.

Wow! What the **** is goin’ on out hea’?

What the **** is *****z doin’ out hea’?

*****z drawn out hea’. Ya block hot? I put a drawin’ out thea’.

My block hot, your **** warm out thea’.

So we goin’ out thea’. Set up shop and get it on out thea’.

I’m on point like a thorn out hea’. Come to Philly, I’m a don out hea’.

Yeah youh know imma boss dawg. Nah, this aint IZOD, it’s LaCross dawg.

I floss dawg and I stay wit my jewels on.

You prolly wouldn’t see dis much ice in a hail storm.

It’s nuttin to flash, but ****in’ wit Cas will get you buck or buck –n- a half.

Cuz’ it’s only a hand full of rappers dass touchin’ da cash.

And most of dem are getting’ ****ed in they ass.

There’s snakes up in the grass, but Cass gon’ blast when da beef is on.

I walk wit the shells, and I aint got no Adidas on.

And I squeezed da John, even if da law watchin’.

I’m too hard. Da rap version of Bernard Hopkins. *****.

dde91
12-25-2009, 03:51 PM
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