View Full Version : how not to cum...


czars_salad
04-22-2005, 08:47 AM
http://www.crazy****.com/dc.php?type=medias&cid=5262&pg=index

Boxerdog
04-22-2005, 09:53 AM
Graceful ****er! That's funny!!

(notice how quickly she stopped faking her own "O"?)

Konstantin
04-22-2005, 11:41 AM
LMFAO thats some great ****! Karma for that

puppy_dogg
04-22-2005, 11:52 AM
stood up to fast on weak legs, i bet he still shot when he hit the ground :D

RwK
04-22-2005, 11:55 AM
My guess is, that will turn in to an oriental gameshow.

Konstantin
04-22-2005, 12:10 PM
My guess is, that will turn in to an oriental gameshow.

Lol yea they have so many ****ed up gameshows. Now we know where they get the ideas...

AgonYx0
04-22-2005, 12:28 PM
hahahhaha where was he going hahahahhaaa

czars_salad
04-22-2005, 01:43 PM
he was still able to yank himself even when he dropped to the floor.... at least he never forgot to finish his business

PBDS
04-22-2005, 02:09 PM
hahahhaha where was he going hahahahhaaa


....That's exactly what I was wondering. Where the **** was he going? It looked like he just decided to to haul ass outa there. I guesss he was going for the facial. I prefer the splash across the stomach, titties, or the box myself. Too many money shots end with a load on a chicks face.

legend
04-22-2005, 02:18 PM
ROFL. That **** is hilarious. Talk about blowing your load.

m00ks
04-22-2005, 02:30 PM
I think his tea was ready

Crouching Tiger
04-22-2005, 02:44 PM
Doorbell - DING-DONG!!!

Man - SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR...

Woman - OMIGOSH!!!! MY HUSBAND!!!!!!!!

Woman - DON'T PULL IT OUT YET, YOU SKUNK!!!:eek:

czars_salad
04-22-2005, 08:24 PM
Doorbell - DING-DONG!!!

Man - SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR...

Woman - OMIGOSH!!!! MY HUSBAND!!!!!!!!

Woman - DON'T PULL IT OUT YET, YOU SKUNK!!!:eek:
HAHAHA!!! that poor loser... :p

kepsy
04-22-2005, 08:31 PM
hahahahaha... had to watch it a couple of times and it got funnier. i bet he never let go of his dick to even try to break his fall.... clumsy bastard.

czars_salad
04-22-2005, 08:39 PM
hahahahaha... had to watch it a couple of times and it got funnier. i bet he never let go of his dick to even try to break his fall.... clumsy bastard.
he has to finish his business

fist-of-fury
04-22-2005, 09:47 PM
"OH ****!!
"YOU'RE F*****G FULL OF CRABS!!!" :eek:

JAwheat411
04-23-2005, 12:23 AM
Thats farking hilarious.

Dyl-G
04-23-2005, 12:56 AM
Ooooooooooh Shiiiiiiiiit ****ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppplllllllll lllll***** Aww Damn All Over The Brand New Rug!!!!

Living Legend
04-23-2005, 12:56 AM
That's pretty funny, dude just got a little too excited...

neils7147933
04-23-2005, 08:46 AM
I can't believe he couldn't get the money shot right. That's like the first **** they teach you in **** school...

Sn1
04-24-2005, 05:16 PM
haha maybe he sharted himself & was trying to land on the looroll