The1God
04-19-2005, 03:31 PM
wat does dracula's wife and a washed up boxer have in common?
they both go down for the count.
they both go down for the count.
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View Full Version : Boxing joke (Coworker just emailed 2 me) The1God 04-19-2005, 03:31 PM wat does dracula's wife and a washed up boxer have in common? they both go down for the count. jack_the_rippuh 04-19-2005, 03:45 PM :rofl: Nice joke, Coworker...whoever that is. Mick Hucknall 04-19-2005, 04:30 PM LOL nice joke. send the guy my compliments. Dr.Depravity 04-19-2005, 05:48 PM Good one. :D Sn1 04-19-2005, 05:52 PM we need more.... maybe this could be the next jokes thread. heres a few my brother shared with me. there xrated so dont read if your easily offended Q: whats white and in a baby's nappy A: michael jacksons hand **** i cant remember any more... ill be back :rolleyes: tracylee 04-19-2005, 08:24 PM That reminds me of BigPappy (the joke thread)...he always kept them alive and posted the funniest stuff...wonder what happened to him :confused: I still remember the one about Superman being in a bar..that was very good! :D The1God 04-19-2005, 10:32 PM What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my son (sun) RwK 04-19-2005, 10:36 PM Knock Knock: Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson. BadMagick 04-19-2005, 11:07 PM What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's a teenager. (Football joke) Did you hear the Kansas City Cheifs were changing their name? They're going to be the Kansas City Tampons, because they're only good for one period, and they have no second string. Sn1 04-20-2005, 04:21 PM woohoo i knew id influence a wacko joking frenzy lol Wasted After Choking Kids Orally {BrownBomber} 04-20-2005, 06:31 PM If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long :D Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit? A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!" :D Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? A: Both get turned on by kids!!! :D BadMagick 04-20-2005, 11:42 PM If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long :D Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit? A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!" :D Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? A: Both get turned on by kids!!! :D Gamecube would be better, in place of XBox, but yeah, funny jokes either way. {BrownBomber} 04-21-2005, 08:04 PM Gamecube would be better, in place of XBox, but yeah, funny jokes either way. I think that one was said by Bill Gates. He cant say gamecube no matter how hard he tried. Then Micheal got mad and said: "If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... .... Oh, wait a minute, he already does. masterdirector 04-21-2005, 08:18 PM Good, but I want to edit the joke slightly. What do Vic Dracula's wife and Oscar De La Hoya (against Hopkins) have in common? They're the same person. Nah, that sucked. So do vampires. Literally. And pirates. Ninjas totally flip out and kill pirates. Stickman 04-21-2005, 08:22 PM Ok, just one question: What's a cow orker? ;) {BrownBomber} 04-21-2005, 08:26 PM Ok, just one question: What's a cow orker? ;) A cow is a farm animal. Orker comes from the latin word orkar which means choke. So when you choke cows for a living you are called a cow orker. |