View Full Version : Splinter vs. Abdiel the Rippuh, who wins?


Exciterx24
04-19-2005, 03:26 AM
This is a fantasy no holds barred fight. Keep in mind that Splinter is a master martial artist and a legend responsible for the world famous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Dojo. Your pick. Check Jack the Rippuh's thread about his terrible dream for more details about how this heated rivalry started.

I will chew him up!!! Ha! Ha!
http://toys.tinydiamonds.com/images/splinter.jpg

abdiel2k3
04-19-2005, 03:31 AM
idk
im not afraid to fight dirty
he may be trainded n ****
but ive harnessed the ancient technique known as the "windmill punches" in the hyperbolic time chamber
:boxing:

Exciterx24
04-19-2005, 03:34 AM
idk
im not afraid to fight dirty
he may be trainded n ****
but ive harnessed the ancient technique known as the "windmill punches" in the hyperbolic time chamber
:boxing:

You fear my long tail! Ha!
http://toys.tinydiamonds.com/images/splinter.jpg

puppy_dogg
04-19-2005, 03:44 AM
well abdiel definetly has the feet to be fleetfooted and splinter has been past his prime ever since the shredder fight.
im gonna say abdiel by tko9

Exciterx24
04-19-2005, 03:49 AM
well abdiel definetly has the feet to be fleetfooted and splinter has been past his prime ever since the shredder fight.
im gonna say abdiel by tko9

That was a very good analysis, but I heard that Splinter has been sparring with Chuck Lidell and seems to be looking in very good shape. Rumor says that he is looking the best since the rematch with Shredder, which he won by split decision after almost getting Koed.

puppy_dogg
04-19-2005, 03:57 AM
throwing the fight??? abdiel, you should be ashamed of yourself.
i heard from a little birdie that abdiel's water bottle will be poisoned and he will most definetly have vaseline on his body somewhere around round 11.

dont say i did'nt tell you so exciter :D

Exciterx24
04-19-2005, 04:01 AM
Thanks, Yoko for the info. I guess Splinter will have to submit him before the 11th. Splinter by leglock.

joeboxer
04-19-2005, 04:03 AM
I think that Abdiel could pull this one out if he trained properly. He has been through some pretty tough times the last few years. I heard he has been doing the drugs and that he slept in a homeless shelter in Arizona. Also he may have had Christmas dinner with his girlfriend at Denny's? I'm not sure how realible that is.

Anyway if he has rehabilitated his knee properly he should be fine.

Exciterx24
04-19-2005, 04:08 AM
Hey, 2k3 have you worked on your ground skills or will you just hope to land a bomb early and take Splinter out?

joeboxer
04-19-2005, 04:24 AM
there is no way a person beats a rat by going to the mat. NO WAY. They scurry around to fast.

Exciterx24
04-19-2005, 04:29 AM
there is no way a person beats a rat by going to the mat. NO WAY. They scurry around to fast.

Plus Splinter promised to chew 2k3 up. This could be worse than Tyson-Holyfield II.

+= El Jefe=+
04-19-2005, 09:49 AM
Plus Splinter promised to chew 2k3 up. This could be worse than Tyson-Holyfield II.
hahahahah funny ****

abdiel2k3
04-19-2005, 06:09 PM
nah
fuk MMA
im strait up boxing
ill let him come to me
then pick him off with jabs straits n hooks to the to da face and even back of da head if i have
whats this about throwen the fight?
id never do that
so what if i threw down 100,000,000,000 on myslef to loose
thats pure coincidence

Exciterx24
04-19-2005, 06:14 PM
nah
fuk MMA
im strait up boxing
ill let him come to me
then pick him off with jabs straits n hooks to the to da face and even back of da head if i have
whats this about throwen the fight?
id never do that
so what if i threw down 100,000,000,000 on myslef to loose
thats pure coincidence

I just talked to Splint and he said that he won't give you any advantage so it's either an MMA fight in Japan, probably the next Pride, or he won't fight you at all. He's willing to go 50-50 with the purse. He wants a 10 minute first round and 5 minutes for rounds 2 and 3.

abdiel2k3
04-19-2005, 06:20 PM
I just talked to Splint and he said that he won't give you any advantage so it's either an MMA fight in Japan, probably the next Pride, or he won't fight you at all. He's willing to go 50-50 with the purse. He wants a 10 minute first round and 5 minutes for rounds 2 and 3.
well if dats how its gonna
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ACCEPT!!!!!!!!!!!

Exciterx24
04-19-2005, 06:23 PM
You better, you 2k3 byatch!
http://toys.tinydiamonds.com/images/splinter.jpg

tino
04-19-2005, 07:19 PM
i m abdiel manager and promoter and i can prove abdiel is in shape

http://www.littleryder.com/littleryder_models/adam6.jpg

he is gonna kick splint's ass and then he will go straight to PARIS and MAILANO to model for JEAN PAUL GAULTIER with his unmarked pretty face .*

http://www.faasmm.com/afbeeldingen/gaultiermale.jpg

abdiel2k3
04-19-2005, 07:26 PM
http://www.faasmm.com/afbeeldingen/gaultiermale.jpg
look at my pretty nipple tats
:o

tino
04-19-2005, 07:31 PM
look at my pretty nipple tats
:o


that s why women love you , the boxer-model with nipple tats , the angel of destruction , the sensible machoman , el angelito machista


OMG abdiel i so wanna be you :love:

abdiel2k3
04-19-2005, 07:36 PM
that s why women love you , the boxer-model with nipple tats , the angel of destruction , the sensible machoman , el angelito machista


OMG abdiel i so wanna be you :love:
aight lets trade for a day
u come here to az to be a male model
and ill go to bang the **** outta ur girl
win win situation

tino
04-19-2005, 07:39 PM
aight lets trade for a day
u come here to az to be a male model
and ill go to bang the **** outta ur girl
win win situation

nope no win-win because she will never come back to me , plus you already stole the spot of number one latin model.

i m french but not stupid

+= El Jefe=+
04-19-2005, 07:42 PM
look at my pretty nipple tats
:o

wow i wish i looked like you man

abdiel2k3
04-19-2005, 07:42 PM
nope no win-win because she will never come back to me , plus you already stole the spot of number one latin model.

i m french but not stupid
fine
can i atleast smell ur finger
LMAO

tino
04-19-2005, 08:52 PM
fine
can i atleast smell ur finger
LMAO

omg i hope she never read your posts *crossing fingers*

tino
04-19-2005, 08:53 PM
does YOUR MOTHER know about the kind of comments you post abdiel ....?

Exciterx24
04-19-2005, 09:24 PM
****in' 2k3, this fight is mine! You have been totally distracted and that will be your downfall. Ha! Ha! Ha!
http://toys.tinydiamonds.com/images/splinter.jpg