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joeboxer
04-16-2005, 05:09 PM
This thread is for official spamming.

joeboxer
04-16-2005, 05:10 PM
http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20walk/giant%20panda/Giant%20Panda%20485037.jpg

Yay!!!! Pandas!!!!

joeboxer
04-16-2005, 05:12 PM
I got the idea for this thread from S******s Spam 3000 Thread. So shout out to S******.

Although his thread was to inform us of his post count. which is very impressive.

joeboxer
04-16-2005, 05:13 PM
OK, THis is the offical Spam question of the day.

Is Macaroni and Cheese the best food ever?

I vote yes.

joeboxer
04-16-2005, 05:14 PM
IF George Bush and Bill Clinton both ran for a third term against eachother I think they would both lose.

To a Panda!!!

joeboxer
04-16-2005, 05:15 PM
How come nobody voted in my Bernard Hopkins vs 2 Strippers and a Mountain Lion thread? That was my best thread ever!

RwK
04-16-2005, 05:16 PM
I voted. And I gave my damn explaination.

The ****ing lion would have trouble negotiating. damn it.

joeboxer
04-16-2005, 05:18 PM
I voted. And I gave my damn explaination.

The ****ing lion would have trouble negotiating. damn it.

Ya that was a good post. You should check out my response.

Bubba3000
04-16-2005, 05:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/sitnspin/terridoyouwantsomesausage.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/sitnspin/michaaael.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/sitnspin/britneyretardedhrhr.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/sitnspin/bushcheer.gif

RwK
04-16-2005, 05:33 PM
http://www.oqdiamondm.com/hollywood/prof.jpg

agent standsfield.

oldgringo
04-16-2005, 05:34 PM
what did jose name his son?


JosB...

RwK
04-16-2005, 05:39 PM
http://www.cinemamontreal.com/images/people-196-dannyglover.jpg

Im too old for this ****.

jack_the_rippuh
04-16-2005, 05:40 PM
Am I the only one who find Pandas kind of scary?




Anyone hear about this interview?

Michael Jackson: It's the parents who make the decision to bring their children to Neverland so why is everyone blaming me?

Interviwer: Well you're luring the children over, and you're paying off the parents, so with all due respect, I think you're the perfect one to blame.

Michael Jackson: That is so hurtful, so so hurtful...I mean it's like I said, you can lure a horse to water, but it's not my fault if I molest him.

SonnyG8R
04-16-2005, 05:45 PM
Jeez this place is really going to ****.

joeboxer
04-16-2005, 05:45 PM
Jackson is sooo getting off.

He got that kids mom to admit she lied in another court case. And shatterd her credibility.

The prosecution could come up with a video tape of Jackson molesting a little boy at this point and the defense would get someone to admit the video tape was a fake.

joeboxer
04-16-2005, 05:46 PM
Whats that Blind Melon. I can't hear you. Oh maybe that's cause I have you on my ignore list.

RwK
04-16-2005, 05:52 PM
Holy hell. I am about to break 700 yards rushing with LT in Madden. Beating the **** out of the Rams in ST.Louis, 84-3.

SonnyG8R
04-16-2005, 06:06 PM
Holy hell. I am about to break 700 yards rushing with LT in Madden. Beating the **** out of the Rams in ST.Louis, 84-3.

Nice. Bo Jackson in the original Tecmo Bowl was the best though.

oldgringo
04-16-2005, 06:08 PM
Nice. Bo Jackson in the original Tecmo Bowl was the best though.


And christian okoye for KC....he was really fast and broke a lot of tackles.

Tha Greatest
04-16-2005, 06:15 PM
joeboxer....you really gotta stay away from the bong

it's making you go :banana:

julDilla
04-16-2005, 06:31 PM
REQUEST: THREAD TO BE CLOSED!

joeboxer
04-16-2005, 06:40 PM
REQUEST: THREAD TO BE CLOSED!

That sucks dude. I was going to ask you to put this one in your signature with the other ones. Why you gotta hate on the Spam thread.

There is so much ****ing spam on this site anyway. Sometimes my fault addmititdly. That I thought there should be a place for it.

For example I could have made an enitre thread to talk about my love of Pandas. But instead I just put that **** here.

joeboxer
04-16-2005, 06:41 PM
By the way did you guys know that the Giant Panda isn't really that Giant.

There can be anywhere from 225 to 275 pounds. That's less than your average out of shape heavyweight.

Or out of shape middleweight, if your talking about James Toney.

abdiel2k3
04-16-2005, 06:42 PM
That sucks dude. I was going to ask you to put this one in your signature with the other ones. Why you gotta hate on the Spam thread.

There is so much ****ing spam on this site anyway. Sometimes my fault addmititdly. That I thought there should be a place for it.

For example I could have made an enitre thread to talk about my love of Pandas. But instead I just put that **** here.
its ok
he aint closen ****
he aint no mod
only me n rick can shut **** down round here
and it iaint botheren us
i mean ****
look at the pingnoy thread

joeboxer
04-16-2005, 06:42 PM
If I could be any robot I would be a robot with a blender in my head that I could pop out whenever I wanted. I would also have a built in mini fridge. that way I could make smoothies whever I wanted.

joeboxer
04-16-2005, 06:44 PM
its ok
he aint closen ****
he aint no mod
only me n rick can shut **** down round here
and it iaint botheren us
i mean ****
look at the pingnoy thread


Thanks abdiel, you Rock!

Can you also unsticky threads?

I spent alot of money to stick one up and it got unstuck. I worried the same thing will happen if I try to do it with this one.

Atwa_66
04-16-2005, 07:51 PM
its ok
he aint closen ****
he aint no mod
only me n rick can shut **** down round here
and it iaint botheren us
i mean ****
look at the pingnoy thread
abdiel, please ban me, I know you're a moderator, make an example of me hahaha

abdiel2k3
04-16-2005, 07:53 PM
abdiel, please ban me, I know you're a moderator, make an example of me hahaha
dont try me Atwa
i like to run a friendly forum
but if ya push my buttons
i will!!!!!!
:mad:

SonnyG8R
04-16-2005, 07:56 PM
lol, you wish you were a mod Abdiel :liar:

abdiel2k3
04-16-2005, 07:58 PM
no more Atwa on boxingscene
:cool:
he aksed for it

SonnyG8R
04-16-2005, 08:20 PM
And christian okoye for KC....he was really fast and broke a lot of tackles.

Yea,
okoye was pretty good and
LT was a monster on defense.

Atwa Is Fancy
04-16-2005, 08:46 PM
Thanks abdiel, you Rock!

Can you also unsticky threads?

I spent alot of money to stick one up and it got unstuck. I worried the same thing will happen if I try to do it with this one.
they may unstick it because this thread blows....imo

Curly
04-16-2005, 08:48 PM
http://www.bearkey.com/photos/1093973822-spam.gif

joeboxer
04-17-2005, 12:14 AM
http://www.bearkey.com/photos/1093973822-spam.gif


Exactly what I'm talking about Curly. I love that ****.


Now that I have a thread dedicated to me in the whatever lounge, I will have to split my spamming energy between to places. That could really hurt my spam count on this thread. Not to mention the thread on Pandas. Anyone who wants to have in depth conversations about Pandas and their powers with me should join the whatever lounge.

joeboxer
04-17-2005, 12:15 AM
And Melon.

If you hate me, and you hate my threads, why do I keep seeing your name on them. Seriously just ignore it if it bothers you that much.

Ranger2408
04-17-2005, 12:55 AM
http://www.oqdiamondm.com/hollywood/prof.jpg

agent standsfield.
The professional/Leon (its called that in europe) is definately one of my favourite films, top 10 in my eyes

joeboxer
04-17-2005, 12:58 AM
I've never seen this movbie. Do you think they have it in blockbuster?

RwK
04-17-2005, 01:14 AM
The professional/Leon (its called that in europe) is definately one of my favourite films, top 10 in my eyes

Gary Oldman immediately became my favorite character in the movie upon me seeing it years back. I wanted to be a N.A.R.C. when I was a kid, and was influenced by the ever-so popular video game: N.A.R.C.

His corruption adds for the icing on the cake IMO. He is a pimp deluxe. No Doubt.

It would be a taboo fantasy of mine, to confiscate a large amount of drugs/ and or Cash......and keep it for yours truly.

oldgringo
04-17-2005, 01:36 AM
I enjoyed that movie. It's funny seeing a young Natalie Portman in it. Gary Oldman is an excellent bad guy.

kepsy
04-17-2005, 02:31 AM
http://www.bearkey.com/photos/1093973822-spam.gif
thinly sliced spam
crispy fried
on a folded sliced bread

don't look at me funny until you tried it.

kepsy
04-17-2005, 02:33 AM
its ok
he aint closen ****
he aint no mod
only me n rick can shut **** down round here
and it iaint botheren us
i mean ****
look at the pingnoy thread

it's pinoy you ass... 16,000 posts and growing *****. :D

kepsy
04-17-2005, 02:35 AM
REQUEST: THREAD TO BE CLOSED!
lol... hahahaha... only because you didn't think about it first.

Prostitroop
04-17-2005, 02:56 AM
http://gphan.com/pics/albums/omghi2u/communism_001.jpg

http://matt.gresleyrovers.com/b3ta/guys_and_dolls.jpg

http://www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/GilletteBladeII280.jpg

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2005-03-31/penis-enlargement.jpeg

RwK
04-17-2005, 03:07 AM
http://www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/GilletteBladeII280.jpg

LMFAO. That is so ****ing Stupid. LOL.

PessimisticPug
04-17-2005, 04:06 AM
PAM-A-SHAM SHAM-A-SPAM...........does this count?.........Rockin' :boxing:

joeboxer
04-17-2005, 04:59 AM
that definitly counts Rockin.

I gotta say that thinly sliced fried spam is good,

but have who tried Spamuki, like the japense do it kepsy?

it's sushi but with spam instead of fish for those of you who have not been priveleged to enjoy the goodness.

kepsy
04-17-2005, 05:57 PM
that definitly counts Rockin.

I gotta say that thinly sliced fried spam is good,

but have who tried Spamuki, like the japense do it kepsy?

it's sushi but with spam instead of fish for those of you who have not been priveleged to enjoy the goodness.
spamuki?!? lol... no, can't say I've tried it but I will ask my sister next time she makes some sushi to make some for me. she'd probably look at me funny... :D

joeboxer
04-18-2005, 01:07 AM
so much is going on right now i barely have time to spam

joeboxer
04-18-2005, 01:07 AM
I have to personally save P4P's offical threads. I have to post in the whatever lounge.

joeboxer
04-18-2005, 01:09 AM
And I just started my boxingscene online journal ! Yes.

The Fix
04-18-2005, 01:23 AM
i burnt my fingers trying to grab a peice of toast that was stuck in the toaster. i unplugged it but the metal casing was still hot.

oldgringo
04-18-2005, 01:26 AM
why isn't the plural of moose meese if the plural of goose is geese? makes no fuggin sense...

The Fix
04-18-2005, 01:36 AM
why isn't the plural of moose meese if the plural of goose is geese? makes no fuggin sense...

what is the plural for a moose is it mooses? like "hey there goes a bunch of mooses" :confused:
it doesnt sound good. or is it just moose like "hey there goes a swarm of moose" :confused:

oldgringo
04-18-2005, 01:46 AM
what is the plural for a moose is it mooses? like "hey there goes a bunch of mooses" :confused:
it doesnt sound good. or is it just moose like "hey there goes a swarm of moose" :confused:


lmao. the plural is moose...but that just sucks. i want it to be meese so you can go, "hey lookit all the ****in meese roaming around..."

The Fix
04-18-2005, 01:50 AM
lmao. the plural is moose...but that just sucks. i want it to be meese so you can go, "hey lookit all the ****in meese roaming around..."

yeah meese would be nice but that sounds like a baby mouse.
for example" look how cute those tiny meese are i wish i could take them home and drown them"

The Fix
04-18-2005, 01:57 AM
anybody here sheek louch's 50 cent diss? it was kinda corny but some parts were all right.

ill upload it for anyone who wants it.
i uploaded common's brand new album BE in the music spot but none of you bastards downloaded it...jerks :D

oldgringo
04-18-2005, 02:02 AM
I feel u on the drowning of the baby meese thing...


I've already heard most of the album. It's nice and worth 12.99 or whatever but it's no instant classic. It can't hold Resurrections jock thats for sure.

Clickety Clank was kinda wickety wack imo...

The Fix
04-18-2005, 02:07 AM
I feel u on the drowning of the baby meese thing...


I've already heard most of the album. It's nice and worth 12.99 or whatever but it's no instant classic. It can't hold Resurrections jock thats for sure.

Clickety Clank was kinda wickety wack imo...

i think its worthy of the classis tag, best album this year so far. imo its not as good as masta ace's long hot summer from last year but its def good. imo BE is a solid 5 mics, far better than kanye's college dropout which people really seem to like but i hate.

The Fix
04-18-2005, 02:08 AM
im ten post away from 3000, im like bernie mac

joeboxer
04-18-2005, 02:39 AM
4 now baby. keep pushin.

abdiel2k3
04-18-2005, 02:42 AM
im ten post away from 3000, im like bernie mac
lmao
i liked dat movie
most didnt
but i did

kaps
04-18-2005, 02:45 AM
http://www.bearkey.com/photos/1093973822-spam.gif

kaps
04-18-2005, 02:46 AM
I love spam, spamwiches, spamburgers, spam and eggs, the list goes on!!

kaps
04-18-2005, 02:47 AM
No other canned meat can compair. Spam is top notch....

joeboxer
04-18-2005, 04:54 AM
All other canned meats bow to spam.

Bubba3000
04-18-2005, 07:19 AM
I don't eat Spam. Nasty. Dude, it's ground up scraps held together with... jelly.

But I spent most of yesterday playing Half-Life 2, and now I'm stuck in some old mining town full of zombies. I have hardly any ammo left. Send help!

Sn1
04-18-2005, 08:19 AM
Administrators please close this thread!!!
the man himself has spoken

Bubba3000
04-18-2005, 10:45 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/sitnspin/twins02.jpg

joeboxer
04-18-2005, 12:43 PM
Bubba who is that in your avatar? That **** is tight. It looks like one of those fake fights from a Rocky movie.

Sn1
04-18-2005, 04:30 PM
Bubba who is that in your avatar? That **** is tight. It looks like one of those fake fights from a Rocky movie.
looks like thomas "the hitman" hearns destroying roberto "no mas" duran

joeboxer
04-18-2005, 08:28 PM
OH Yeah. That famous right hand that came straight outta hell.

joeboxer
04-20-2005, 02:39 AM
I love my spam thread. this is where i go when everyone is sleeping.

joeboxer
04-20-2005, 02:41 AM
Jesus Rocks!!!

joeboxer
04-20-2005, 02:41 AM
Always wanted to do that.

joeboxer
04-20-2005, 02:42 AM
I'm listening to Madonna right now.


"hey mr dj, put a record on I wanna make love to joeboxer"

yep, that's how the song goes.

joeboxer
04-20-2005, 02:43 AM
When I start my Mai Thai training it will be will rabbits moving backwards trained to keep their hands up.

RwK
04-20-2005, 02:55 AM
shut up. Im having trouble sleeping.

joeboxer
04-20-2005, 03:03 AM
When I have trouble sleeping I read the bible.

Although I never do that anymore. I embrace the lack of sleep like a bad ass weapon. I am hopin to get to the point where I only require 2 hours a night someday.

kaps
04-20-2005, 03:05 AM
Jesus Rocks!!!


Really?! I always figured him for more of and easylistening/pop kinda guy.....

joeboxer
04-20-2005, 03:08 AM
No way dude. Jesus would rock hard, like maybe not Megadeath hard but for sure like Rob Zombie hard or ACDC hard.

kaps
04-20-2005, 03:18 AM
No way dude. Jesus would rock hard, like maybe not Megadeath hard but for sure like Rob Zombie hard or ACDC hard.

He does kinda have that grundge thing goin on.....

kaps
04-20-2005, 03:31 AM
I think I'm gonna go to sleep, aint nobody posting ****....

Ultimate Warrior
04-21-2005, 09:54 PM
How hard would Jesus Rock???


What the hell is wrong with you man?

abdiel2k3
04-21-2005, 09:55 PM
How hard would Jesus Rock???


What the hell is wrong with you man?
change my name in ur warriorlist
it aint abdiekl2k3 no more
ive spent time in the hyperbolic time chamber

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 09:55 PM
Don't you have your own thread for your hate bull****.

RwK
04-21-2005, 10:16 PM
LMAO. is that **** true in your sig?

THRILLAinmanila
04-21-2005, 10:22 PM
Don't you have your own thread for your hate bull****.


props on the 2,000 posts dude :cool:

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 10:23 PM
props on the 2,000 posts dude :cool:

Thanx dude. I ****ing didn't even notice. I should have done something prolific.




Well at least I spared you guys a "look at me I got 2,000 posts thread"

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 10:25 PM
And Ya that is true in my Sig, Run.

The Fix
04-21-2005, 10:27 PM
one time there was a guy i seen playing dance dance revolution and he reeked of B.O and he was covered in sweat.

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 10:28 PM
one time there was a guy i seen playing dance dance revolution and he reeked of B.O and he was covered in sweat.



****er. **** that guy.

The Fix
04-21-2005, 10:31 PM
****er. **** that guy.
yeah he musta been there for like 6 hours and he wasnt even that good

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 10:33 PM
Those Dance revolution nerds creep me out.

The Fix
04-21-2005, 10:43 PM
Those Dance revolution nerds creep me out.

yeah they get too into the game and ****. i want to hit them with a hammer...............TWICE

Eeyore
04-21-2005, 10:45 PM
Hey LOSERS!

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 10:47 PM
Hey LOSERS!


Hey MexiNazi,

let me ask you this just once, do you have another name you use on this site?

Maybe s****** or something like that?

The Fix
04-21-2005, 10:51 PM
Hey LOSERS!

hello








bastard

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 10:51 PM
I am going to

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 10:51 PM
Sppam this thread to

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 10:51 PM
get to 100 posts.



Congratulation whoever is below me. You are the 100th post for this thread. Quote this box and I'll give you good Karma.

The Fix
04-21-2005, 10:52 PM
huh :confused:

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 10:54 PM
huh :confused:


You were the 100th post. I think you posted before you read what I was writting.

The Fix
04-21-2005, 11:02 PM
you gots 100 i dont, but i could care less ****er :D

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 11:06 PM
you gots 100 i dont, but i could care less ****er :D


count backwards you were definitly 100.

The Fix
04-21-2005, 11:10 PM
you had 100 post dammit


http://weasel.faricy.net/funny/*****-slapped.gif


what do ya say to this!!!!!

RwK
04-21-2005, 11:11 PM
Hey MexiNazi,

let me ask you this just once, do you have another name you use on this site?

Maybe s****** or something like that?

maybe ill only tell ya once my real name cuz

i could only tell you once its mexinazi

mexinazi the paparrazi

I think its time to change names now :D mexinazi

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 11:48 PM
does anybody know how the points system works. how many points is one post worth?

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 11:49 PM
does anybody know how the points system works. how many points is one post worth?

hello me do i get more points for quoting me?

joeboxer
04-21-2005, 11:50 PM
you had 100 post dammit


http://weasel.faricy.net/funny/*****-slapped.gif


what do ya say to this!!!!!


Nothing I can say to that!

RwK
04-22-2005, 12:07 AM
you running low on points or what. You need some ****er?

+= El Jefe=+
04-22-2005, 12:56 AM
Nothing I can say to that!

at least u didnt get the backhand

neils7147933
04-22-2005, 08:23 AM
don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk

joeboxer
04-23-2005, 07:02 AM
ךקא צק אקךך טםו ש ךןאאךק דקבאקראץ

joeboxer
04-23-2005, 07:02 AM
ן שצ רקשךךט רןבל רקמם ןמ גןדעוןדק שד חםקנםסקר

joeboxer
04-23-2005, 07:03 AM
איןד ןד איק משצק ן פםדא ומגקר 'יקמ ן שצ גרומל

joeboxer
04-23-2005, 07:03 AM
חםקנםסקר ןד שך'שטד גרומל שמג פםדאןמע מםמדקמדקץ

joeboxer
04-23-2005, 07:04 AM
דופקר דקברקא יקנרק' פםדאןמעת ן פםדא 'ישאקהקר ן 'שמאץ

joeboxer
04-23-2005, 07:13 AM
those were my secret posts in hebrew for all you posters in israel.

neils7147933
04-23-2005, 08:32 AM
http://www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/wcw_autos/wcw_nitro_auto_smiley.jpg

joeboxer
04-23-2005, 08:17 PM
Dude, I remember Norman. He wrestled in these super gay tiny yellow speedos. It was really gross.

neils7147933
04-23-2005, 08:22 PM
Dude, I remember Norman. He wrestled in these super gay tiny yellow speedos. It was really gross.

Admit it. You liked his wiggle.

joeboxer
04-24-2005, 07:01 PM
First I had to go pee.

joeboxer
04-24-2005, 07:01 PM
Then I went pee.

joeboxer
04-24-2005, 07:02 PM
Now I have to go pee again.

tino
04-24-2005, 07:04 PM
. :)

RwK
04-24-2005, 07:05 PM
We will miss you Ultimate Warrior.























not.

neils7147933
04-24-2005, 07:06 PM
http://img34.echo.cx/img34/7110/plannedparenthood5vo.jpg

.::EnRiQuE::.
04-24-2005, 07:09 PM
boys have penises and girls have vaginas...lucky me i have both(j/k)

The Fix
04-24-2005, 07:16 PM
does anyone have the geto boys- g code vid?
ive seen it but i want to download it if anybody has it can you upload it, it would be much appreciated. i even got some roy jones fights if you want to trade.

tino
04-24-2005, 07:20 PM
boys have penises and girls have vaginas...lucky me i have both(j/k)

if you have both you are hermaphrodit, if you are hermaphrodit youre like a SNAIL , so i m gonna eat you.

abdiel2k3
04-24-2005, 07:23 PM
if you have both you are hermaphrodit, if you are hermaphrodit youre like a SNAIL , so i m gonna eat you.
ewww
u eaten him cuz hes a snail
or cuz ya wanna gobble his knob
or eat dat *****?

tino
04-24-2005, 07:30 PM
ewww
u eaten him cuz hes a snail
or cuz ya wanna gobble his knob
or eat dat *****?


because he is a snail.

i had my share of ***** since the GF is back from spain (or glendale ...)

joeboxer
04-24-2005, 08:24 PM
This thread sucks

The Fix
04-24-2005, 08:30 PM
Hit Poughkeepsie crispy chicken verbs throw up a stone richie

Leather
04-25-2005, 08:20 AM
Semen???...A semen storm???

joeboxer
04-25-2005, 07:15 PM
Semen???...A semen storm???


I don't reccomend it but sometimmes its the by-way or the hiway.

No what I'm saying?

The Fix
04-25-2005, 07:19 PM
does anyone understand leather :confused:

+= El Jefe=+
04-25-2005, 07:19 PM
I hate monkeys that stare

joeboxer
04-25-2005, 07:22 PM
What about Pandas?

http://www.eurekacityschools.org/ehs/childsr/G.S.webpages2/Amber%20H/Beijing%20zoo%20pandas.jpg

The Fix
04-25-2005, 07:25 PM
What about Pandas?

http://www.eurekacityschools.org/ehs/childsr/G.S.webpages2/Amber%20H/Beijing%20zoo%20pandas.jpg

im going to hunt them with a rocket launcher

+= El Jefe=+
04-25-2005, 07:27 PM
im going to hunt them with a rocket launcher
lol
yeah and the animal ****ers
i mean lovers will trow cool-aid
all over your clothes

Darth Warrior
04-25-2005, 08:01 PM
You mean that you get to kill Pandas with a Rocket Launcher....and you get cool aid?


That sounds awsome.

RwK
04-25-2005, 10:25 PM
One cold winter night a young girl was all alone watching TV. She looked out the sliding glass door to her side and saw a strange man staring in at her. Gripped with fear, she pulled her blanket up over her face and quickly dialed 911, and waited there trembling until the police arrived.

The police looked all around the house and found no footprints in the snow outside the glass doors, but after comforting her one of them noticed the wet prints on the carpet. She hadn't seen him outside the door, she'd seen his reflection behind her.

Only a ****ing sereal murderer would face the sliding door. NOT THE TV.

AIR_KENG
04-26-2005, 02:26 AM
haha! spamming thread... ingenius dude... nice idea not to get banned, lol...

joeboxer
04-26-2005, 02:38 AM
haha! spamming thread... ingenius dude... nice idea not to get banned, lol...


thanks bud. i thought is was a good idea.

The Fix
04-26-2005, 02:54 AM
One cold winter night a young girl was all alone watching TV. She looked out the sliding glass door to her side and saw a strange man staring in at her. Gripped with fear, she pulled her blanket up over her face and quickly dialed 911, and waited there trembling until the police arrived.

The police looked all around the house and found no footprints in the snow outside the glass doors, but after comforting her one of them noticed the wet prints on the carpet. She hadn't seen him outside the door, she'd seen his reflection behind her.

Only a ****ing sereal murderer would face the sliding door. NOT THE TV.

i dont get the last line?

kaps
04-26-2005, 03:08 AM
I’m afraid the end time is near. The cataclysmic apocalypse referred to in the scriptures of every holy book know to mankind. It will be an era fraught with boundless greed & corruption, where global monetary systems disintegrate, leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of over cooked rice. The nations of the civilized world will collapse under the impressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies which remove all hope & optimism from their once faithful citizens. Around the globe, generations of polluters will be punished for their sins. Unshielded by the o-zone they have successfully depleted, left to bake in the searing naked rays of light. Wholesale assassins created to destabilize every remaining government, leaving the starving & wicked to fend for themselves. Bloodthirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging corporations reek havoc. Pissed off androids tired of being slaves to a godless & gutless system, where the rich get richer & the poor get ****ed over and out, unleash total world wide destruction by means of nuclear holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses, leaving in its torturous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutating, radiating, and horribly disfigured hordes of satanic killers, wanting revenge, but against who? There are so few left alive. Starvation reins supreme, forcing unlucky survivors to eat anything & anyone in their path. Massive earthquakes crack the planets crust like a hollow egg shell, causing unending volcanic eruptions. Creatures of the seven seas, unable to escape the certain death upon land, boil in their liquid prison. Disease then circles the earth, plagues & viruses with no known cause or cure laying waste to whatever draws breath, and human-kind having proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers, fall victim to merciless attacks at the hands of interplanetary alien tribes who seek to conquer our charred remains. This is extinction level event, the final world front, and there is only, one year left.

The Fix
04-26-2005, 03:12 AM
i actually read your entire post... sounds busta rhymesish

kaps
04-26-2005, 03:19 AM
That's because it is the Intro on the Extinction Level Event album. The Bus-a-Bus, The Bus-a-bus, rhymin to da beat!

loangunZ
04-26-2005, 03:43 AM
finals suck...the end

oh yea kung fu hustle is the **** I thought it was going to eb like that kunpow enter the fist but it was actually amazing

I judged a book by it's cover kill me

kaps
04-26-2005, 03:44 AM
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.....

kaps
04-26-2005, 03:45 AM
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.....

loangunZ
04-26-2005, 03:45 AM
thats about a quick as a sparrow fart in the wind

kaps
04-26-2005, 03:47 AM
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancient peoples. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.....

kaps
04-26-2005, 03:49 AM
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.......

kaps
04-26-2005, 03:52 AM
I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.....

puppy_dogg
04-26-2005, 03:54 AM
ive often times wondered what it would be like to get a golden shower from a REALLY hot girl

kaps
04-26-2005, 03:58 AM
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic....

kaps
04-26-2005, 04:00 AM
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?

Leather
04-26-2005, 05:44 AM
What about Pandas?

http://www.eurekacityschools.org/ehs/childsr/G.S.webpages2/Amber%20H/Beijing%20zoo%20pandas.jpg

I'd hit it with a violent passion and I'd cover it in white...PAnda + Semen = Polar Bear...

neils7147933
04-26-2005, 08:58 AM
http://img201.echo.cx/img201/4038/jsaasstoids5gg.jpg

+= El Jefe=+
04-26-2005, 10:58 AM
One cold winter night a young girl was all alone watching TV. She looked out the sliding glass door to her side and saw a strange man staring in at her. Gripped with fear, she pulled her blanket up over her face and quickly dialed 911, and waited there trembling until the police arrived.

The police looked all around the house and found no footprints in the snow outside the glass doors, but after comforting her one of them noticed the wet prints on the carpet. She hadn't seen him outside the door, she'd seen his reflection behind her.

Only a ****ing sereal murderer would face the sliding door. NOT THE TV.

now you gotta tell me where you get this **** man

RwK
04-26-2005, 11:28 AM
i dont get the last line?

Girl sits on couch facing tv. Turns head and looks toward sliding glass window, and peeks the man. Man is facing her, but it was merely a reflection. Man was facing sliding glass door, not Tv.

Thats pimp. Standing right behind her, but facing the sliding glass door, and not the back of her head. Was obsessed with his own reflection and not the girl.

Darth Warrior
04-26-2005, 12:01 PM
oh my god. how didn't they get that the first time. It was soooo obvious.

The Fix
04-26-2005, 03:08 PM
Girl sits on couch facing tv. Turns head and looks toward sliding glass window, and peeks the man. Man is facing her, but it was merely a reflection. Man was facing sliding glass door, not Tv.

Thats pimp. Standing right behind her, but facing the sliding glass door, and not the back of her head. Was obsessed with his own reflection and not the girl.

ah i see...its pretty obvious i guess i was pretty tired last night

RwK
04-26-2005, 06:47 PM
1.) Hollister V.S. Bozo No No
2.) Tino V.S. Elveiel
3.) Sactown1 V.S. Wlad fans
4.) Neuraxis V.S. Warrior Spirit A.K.A. CITA
5.) Slipx V.S. Everyone who posts here

neils7147933
04-26-2005, 07:11 PM
1.) Hollister V.S. Bozo No No
2.) Tino V.S. Elveiel
3.) Sactown1 V.S. Wlad fans
4.) Neuraxis V.S. Warrior Spirit A.K.A. CITA
5.) Slipx V.S. Everyone who posts here

Those rivalries are weak

Since I've been here, here are some notable ones:

Tracylee vs. Blind Melon Chitlin
Neils7147933 vs. Johnny Swift
Boxerdog vs. Johnny Swift
Neils7147933 vs. pbds
Boxerdog vs. Asian Sensation
Tracylee & Jose vs. Blind Melon Chitlin, Johnny Swift & Atwa_66
Sweet Dick Willy vs. most of the board (myself excluded, save for a thread or two...)

RwK
04-26-2005, 07:14 PM
Those rivalries are weak

Since I've been here, here are some notable ones:

Tracylee vs. Blind Melon Chitlin
Neils7147933 vs. Johnny Swift
Boxerdog vs. Johnny Swift
Neils7147933 vs. pbds
Boxerdog vs. Asian Sensation
Tracylee & Jose vs. Blind Melon Chitlin, Johnny Swift & Atwa_66
Sweet Dick Willy vs. most of the board (myself excluded, save for a thread or two...)


Over the past 3 months?? I am sure there is not a single one that could supercede Hollister V.S. Bozo No No. (recently). That thing went on for days, and Bozo posted 200 times on the same thread.........and remember, I am a newbie here. Bozo No No is a ****ing warrior. My hat goes off to that guy for his perserverence.

legend
04-26-2005, 07:19 PM
Over the past 3 months?? I am sure there is not a single one that could supercede Hollister V.S. Bozo No No. (recently). That thing went on for days, and Bozo posted 200 times on the same thread.........and remember, I am a newbie here.

LMAO. Yeah bozo no no and hollister were in a deadlock on this *****. I couldn't believe that someone could go back and forth so many times in such a short time. The funniest thing was when one would take a while to post and the other would think he'd won the argument. LOL.

paul750
04-26-2005, 07:25 PM
http://bushtieadjust

RwK
04-26-2005, 07:44 PM
LMAO. Yeah bozo no no and hollister were in a deadlock on this *****. I couldn't believe that someone could go back and forth so many times in such a short time. The funniest thing was when one would take a while to post and the other would think he'd won the argument. LOL.

What was even cooler was how: even though I was disagreeing with everything he said...........He would type something like this.

Bozo:

Obviously you missed what I said earlier. If you try and accuse me of making a blanketed statement against everyone here, you are wasting your time.

All I simply said was, that neither Klitschko should deserve the praise they recieve, when only one of them holds a title.

Ruiz and Byrd are the other two belt holders, and If you cant realize that, there is something wrong with you.

So go ahead....and make me the bad guy for now, when I am only pointing out:

FACT (remember the "FACT") LOL.

Only one of the Klitschkos is a title holder.


Next===> (which I thought was pretty cool)

Darth Warrior
04-26-2005, 11:56 PM
Yo Knives,

did you make up that creepy story about a killer or did you read it somewhere?

Darth Warrior
04-27-2005, 12:02 AM
This is a creepy story kind of like that.

One time I was in my house right and I looked out the window, and I see that there is this really weird guy and he is like staring at me so I open the window and yell at the ****er to go away.

Next night I'm in bed, and my bedroom is like on the first floor right, well I look out my window and there he is again just staring at me.

Most ****ing scared I've ever been in my whole life. Anyway I jump up run into another room and grab a gun. When I come back the ****er is gone.


So I call the police and then tell them about this. Apparently they got a couple other calls about this dude too, so they send someone out that night just to sit in a undercover car and look for people walking around.

So apparently they catch this guy like 6 houses down from me and he is wacking off to some dude who's taking a shower. How ****ed up is that???
He was some kind of a gay voyer or something.


I'm mean going around scaring people like that is soooo ****ed up. Especially because all he had to do was ask and I would have ****ed him for free.

RwK
04-27-2005, 12:08 AM
I'm mean going around scaring people like that is soooo ****ed up. Especially because all he had to do was ask and I would have ****ed him for free.

Yeah thats pretty ****ed up. I would have leaned out my window and at least fired some 6-shots at him. Maybe if he were less than 100 yards away, I could only burn him with spread. I would not give a **** if I ended up killing him though. Perv mufuggas.

I try and make sure my 12-gauge franchie has shells in it. Perv + spread holes = Dead Perv.

And no, I found that story on the internet.

joeboxer
04-27-2005, 12:09 AM
Respond to his other question.

Did you make up that story about a serial killer or was it for real?

RwK
04-27-2005, 12:10 AM
Respond to his other question.

Did you make up that story about a serial killer or was it for real?

Re-Read my post.

joeboxer
04-27-2005, 12:12 AM
My Bad. Sorry Dude.

RwK
04-27-2005, 12:13 AM
Why in the **** would that be a "bad"? There are no bads here mufugga. WTF.

joeboxer
04-27-2005, 12:15 AM
Sorry that's black people talk errrr ummmmm posting.


Right now I am eating a frozen bannana I got at the grocery store and its good but expensive.

I could have bought my own bannana and then just put it in the freezer, damn it!

RwK
04-27-2005, 12:20 AM
I am obsessed with guns. I want to buy a .50 caliber desert eagle, A beretta .45, and Glock .40 cal pistol.

I have an A Square .41 Hannibal copy called a T-Rex (rifle), and a Remmington 30-06 that kicks like a mother ****er. A Benelli 12 gauge shotty, which I have never even fired....and a Franchie 12 gauge shotty that is sitting about 3 feet from me behind the computer desk, loaded with 12 shots.

I can fire at will with that thing whenever I please. The other day, I shot a hole in a pillow from across the room.

I went ****ing deaf, and gathered up the goose down feathers before my old lady came back *****ing.

She complained about the smell, and I told her I just lit a candle 10 minutes earlier. LOL. I was drunk one day, and felt like shooting everything.

Which leads me to my next spam question, have any of you ever seen someone get shot? have you ever shot anyone? and do you know what a person's face would look like after being hit with 2 slugs from a shotgun?





If you answer the last question, correctly.........Ill give you 100K.

neils7147933
04-27-2005, 12:27 AM
knives has this poster on his wall:

http://img253.echo.cx/img253/2228/bushcannon0rt.jpg

RwK
04-27-2005, 12:28 AM
knives has this poster on his wall:

http://img253.echo.cx/img253/2228/bushcannon0rt.jpg


I have that exact same one, except Bill Maher is firing a Weasel that looks like a "Pocket-Rocket".

joeboxer
04-27-2005, 12:31 AM
Neils what is your avatar?

neils7147933
04-27-2005, 12:32 AM
Neils what is your avatar?

That sexy beast is none other than me...

joeboxer
04-27-2005, 12:34 AM
whats on your face then???

RwK
04-27-2005, 12:36 AM
Like my sig neils?

neils7147933
04-27-2005, 12:38 AM
whats on your face then???

I decided to post my pic on the Turbo thread so that some of our homelier posters would have the courage to post their ugly mugs on the page as well, as it was becoming a boring collection of pretty boys.

I don't have a digital camera, so I had someone at work snap my pic.

I have a mind-numbingly awful production job at a factory that produces plastic closures aka bottle caps. Because bottle caps are considered a food product, required Good Manufacturing Practice accessories include a hairnet and beardnet on the production floor.

I had no ball cap to take what the 2nd pic was to be, a "rippuh" pic, so I made due with what I had. I put the hairnet and beardnet on, along with my glasses with sideshields (if you look closely on one of the spam thread(s) where I post "outtakes", you can see the right side is actually scotch-taped on in an impromptu act of ghetto engineering), and hearing protection - earmuffs since the decibel level on the floor exceeds 85.

And so was produced a rather unique avatar.

neils7147933
04-27-2005, 12:39 AM
Like my sig neils?

You're everything I hate about rednecks.

Will you be my friend?

RwK
04-27-2005, 12:43 AM
Will you be my friend?

Always.

Our ideologies differ. And I could care less.

The End
04-27-2005, 06:56 AM
SPAM!! :p

joeboxer
04-28-2005, 07:47 PM
Don't you hate it when some people won't let threads die.

joeboxer
04-28-2005, 08:00 PM
I can't wait till Saturday. If James Toney wins I will be Rich and happy.

If he loses then I am going to kills myself and never post on this site again.

joeboxer
04-28-2005, 08:09 PM
In the last two days this site has seen major battling

Me vs Darth Warrior

Anorak vs Neils

Brydlover vs Tracylee or somebody I didn't read the whole thing

and now

Abdiel vs Tino.

Which was was the best anybody who reads this thread?

oldgringo
04-28-2005, 08:12 PM
me vs. rick reeno was the best. gringo KO4...similar to Kelley/Hamed...

m00ks
04-28-2005, 08:14 PM
In the last two days this site has seen major battling

Me vs Darth Warrior

Anorak vs Neils

Brydlover vs Tracylee or somebody I didn't read the whole thing

and now

Abdiel vs Tino.

Which was was the best anybody who reads this thread?

agony not trace

joeboxer
04-28-2005, 08:14 PM
Nice good job Gringo.

oldgringo
04-28-2005, 08:17 PM
Nice good job Gringo.


why thank you. now mckay is trying to make me feel bad about myself on MY THREAD. another ko4 is in store though.

m00ks
04-28-2005, 08:19 PM
Wow that's a lot of flaming in one week. Everyone is at each other's throats

joeboxer
04-29-2005, 02:24 AM
if we could all just put our differences aside and put avatars like mooks has up I'm sure this would be a much more frendly and peacefull place.

:wank:

joeboxer
04-29-2005, 02:31 AM
This thread is about to hit 200.

Thats' 10 percent of my posts.

joeboxer
04-29-2005, 02:33 AM
And they are all :spam::spam::spam:

RwK
04-29-2005, 02:35 AM
go play omerta. see if it works. The game rules man, did you get my P.M. I sent you? or are you too busy spamming.

joeboxer
04-29-2005, 03:44 AM
to busy spammin right now. I will have time this weekend.

neils7147933
04-29-2005, 03:51 AM
to busy spammin right now. I will have time this weekend.

http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia/gifs/bardspam.jpg

joeboxer
05-03-2005, 04:22 PM
this is a post to see if my signature is working

DR. FREECLOUD
05-03-2005, 06:23 PM
this is a post to see if my signature is working

sure it is you're just spamming.

tonytucker
05-03-2005, 09:44 PM
I will tell you the truth.....Tony TNT Tucker is the greatest champion of all time and he was payed off to loose a decision to Tyson! It may be hard to except but it is the truth! TripleT is the greatest loser on the forum , and don't you ever forget that! You've never seen a loser like Tucker before....and you will never see one like it in the future! TONY TNT TUCKER IS THE ULTIMATE LOSER!!! :D Word out brother brologs.

joeboxer
05-03-2005, 10:55 PM
sure it is you're just spamming.


thats kind of the point.

joeboxer
05-03-2005, 10:56 PM
now why did you have to waste all that good spam on a single post?

neils7147933
05-04-2005, 11:12 AM
http://www.robertmunsch.com/specialimages/sp_122_1.jpg

tonytucker
05-04-2005, 12:38 PM
White alert, white alert, the mercenarys are here. Our patrols have spotted them in the jungle. Quick , drink the potion they've come to kill us! Drink the wine, drink the wine, they'll be here with flame throwers! In a few seconds you'll feel tired. Lay down and sleep, sleep forever! Later brother brologs. P.S Spam threads rule the world! :D

tonytucker
05-04-2005, 12:46 PM
Everything that I say and do in your eyes is always wrong, tell me where do I belong in a sick society. Later brother brologs.

RwK
05-04-2005, 02:25 PM
Hey tucker......is that line in your sig from "Dead Skin Mask" by Slayer?

AgonYx0
05-04-2005, 02:36 PM
im bored!!!

tonytucker
05-04-2005, 06:26 PM
Hey tucker......is that line in your sig from "Dead Skin Mask" by Slayer?Yes- one of Tuckers favorite songs! Later brother brologs. P.S Oh by the way.......stay off the roads tonight. There's been a bit of trouble out there, there's blood and guts and bits of bodies all over the place. Massive pile up- it's like a junkyard, and you don't want to hear the screams, that's for sure. They'll be going on a while yet. SPAM THREADS RULE THE WORLD!

The Troll
05-04-2005, 07:02 PM
Nice. Bo Jackson in the original Tecmo Bowl was the best though.

Yeah you could get 500 yard games consistantly with BO Jackson in Tecmo Super Bowl. Okeya was awesome too because he was like as fast as allen but he could run over people just as good as Brad Muster. But I bet none of you have ever scored over 100 points in a game on that game. I have, I even took picture of the tv as proof, I did it many times too.

The Troll
05-04-2005, 07:05 PM
The professional/Leon (its called that in europe) is definately one of my favourite films, top 10 in my eyes

Yeah thats a good movie "the professional"

joeboxer
05-04-2005, 07:09 PM
Slayer RULES, also PANTERA.

R.I.P. Dime bag/

tonytucker
05-04-2005, 08:01 PM
The road's all clear now....you can go. Rammification's will be high, a price paid in torment. The end justifies the means, to hell you will be sent! Later brother brologs.

RwK
05-05-2005, 03:43 PM
Lets not let this badboy fall back to the second page please.

RwK
05-05-2005, 03:47 PM
Slayer RULES, also PANTERA.

R.I.P. Dime bag/


Yes. You are most definitely correct about that. I have seen slayer in concert a couple of times before. Also Pantera...when I went to Ozzfest. Anselmo is a dork though. LOL.

jack_the_rippuh
05-05-2005, 10:29 PM
Sorry, but I had to post it again..

http://www.wethefans.com/uppercut.jpg
"ANYTHING BUT THE UPPERCUT!!"

RwK
05-05-2005, 10:58 PM
Great addition Jack.

================================================== ===============

I miss Blood Child. I wonder where she is.

jack_the_rippuh
05-05-2005, 11:02 PM
Yeah, what happened to the blood_child?

RwK
05-05-2005, 11:59 PM
You like Beer Loangunz? guess he left.

Did not feel like "chatting it up". LOL.

loangunZ
05-06-2005, 12:04 AM
You like Beer Loangunz? guess he left.

Did not feel like "chatting it up". LOL.
no I love beer my frind got me hooked on this japanese beer

RwK
05-06-2005, 12:11 AM
ummmm...........Rice beer? And this is a chat thread brutha. No need to worry about spam officially. The topic starter said so.

loangunZ
05-06-2005, 12:17 AM
kinda I guess it's called kiranichaban it's pretty good unless you try another beer after you have one like miller because the combonation tastes liek you're drinkin a skunk or something

RwK
05-06-2005, 12:20 AM
The only Japanese beers I have tried were:

Sapporo and Santory. I want to try some different ones.

loangunZ
05-06-2005, 12:22 AM
sapporo tastes good too I need to exapnd my beer horizon

RwK
05-06-2005, 12:26 AM
1. Heineken
2. Bavaria
3. Heineken Dark
4. Shiner Bock
5. Amber Bock
6. Sam Adams
7. Budweiser
8. Miller lite
9. Rolling Rock
10. Corona
11. Tecate
12. Busch----only cuz of the price
13. Fat tire
14. Pabst Blue Ribbon
15. worsteiner
16. Guiness draft---only at the pub
17. Sapporo
18. long island chocolate stout. (microbrewery)
19. Glass**** Beer (lol named after a road near my house)
20. Miliuakee's best------price of course.


German/Austrian/Dutch beer owns.

loangunZ
05-06-2005, 02:23 AM
ok I'm back from drink ohh man you left out yuengling that beer is at least top 5 especially for cheapness.

tonytucker
05-06-2005, 12:48 PM
He snatched a can of spam and quickly keyed it open, slapping the rectangle of meat and congealed grease out into his huge hand. Without even wiping the packing gelatin off, he took a ferocious bite, swallowing two thirds of the meat in a single bite. Later brother brologs.

joeboxer
05-06-2005, 06:07 PM
He snatched a can of spam and quickly keyed it open, slapping the rectangle of meat and congealed grease out into his huge hand. Without even wiping the packing gelatin off, he took a ferocious bite, swallowing two thirds of the meat in a single bite. Later brother brologs.

that's gross.

The Troll
05-06-2005, 06:12 PM
drinking Corona in a cup poored from a bottle with a lime in the top at the moment.

Favorite beers

Murphy's Stout
Guiness
anything draft thats cheap (25 cent domestic at the local bowling alley)
Okocim
King Cobra 40's
and alot of other ****

For liquor, prefer rum

for wine prefer Bourgogne, and South East Australia Cabernet Savignon

loangunZ
05-06-2005, 07:09 PM
25 cents that is insane

boxernyc
05-06-2005, 07:37 PM
Run w/ knives I came across this and thought of you.

The Troll
05-06-2005, 07:46 PM
25 cents that is insane

Only on thursday nights.

loangunZ
05-06-2005, 09:19 PM
damn so what do you tip the bartender? jk, do you guys tip for them bringing you a bottle of beer or do you only tip if they make you a mixed drink

tonytucker
05-06-2005, 09:45 PM
To you in your safe nest of a world his murderous actions are the bestial act's of a madman. Throats being slit with a knife is an image you won't ever have to deal with. Not up close and for real. Only the catchup splatter of Hollywood gore. The real feel of the cut, the way you slice first, then pull it roughly through, ripping on down quickly to sever the artery of a human, this is something you'll fortunately never see or feel. But to Chaingang it is a movement as natural as slitting an envelope flap with a letter-opener. SPAM THREADS RULE! Later brother brologs.

tonytucker
05-07-2005, 12:43 PM
He was Chaingang then, not Daniel, walking through the tall fescue and the creeper vine, the heavy chain swinging against a tree-trunk leg, and if you crossed him out here , out in all this overgrown world of desolate junk, you dropped. You disappeared. You bought it. Because this was a world he could relate to. The kind of things he gravitated towards. Junkyard dogs and snakes and lonely, frightening places with no one around to hear a cry for help. Nobody near to blunder onto a freshly dug grave. This was murder country. Later brother brologs.

Tha Greatest
05-07-2005, 12:56 PM
Damn, I need points so I can change my name back to "ThaGreatest"

tonytucker
05-08-2005, 02:46 AM
Slayer RULES, also PANTERA.

R.I.P. Dime bag/Just today TNT has purchased "Cowboys from Hell" and "Vulgar Display Of Power", based on what you said. I got them both dirt cheap! :D I hope I like them or Tucker will find out where you live and break both your arms. :D Later brother brologs.

loangunZ
05-08-2005, 03:59 AM
well I'm drunk again and Iw ant to see castilo corrales so bad, I stil need to try that drink runwknives told me about but amybe tomorrow wilol be the day

The Troll
05-08-2005, 05:30 PM
damn so what do you tip the bartender? jk, do you guys tip for them bringing you a bottle of beer or do you only tip if they make you a mixed drink

Bottled beer is not .25 cents only draft in like 12 oz cups, I ususally tip the bartender like a dollar for ever 2 or 3 drinks they bring. Or you can get a pitcher for 4$

RwK
05-08-2005, 07:58 PM
Run w/ knives I came across this and thought of you.

haha yeah. Running With Scissors' official logo. I used to have the .jpg file as my avatar. Good lookin out NYC.

Darth Warrior
05-08-2005, 08:40 PM
Damn, I need points so I can change my name back to "ThaGreatest"


How many points you need?

PM me and I will send them to you.

tonytucker
05-09-2005, 12:41 PM
......every clanking metallic thing that moved, taping with his precious black friction tape, or slick black electrical tape, pulling out the huge tractor chain and painstakingly taping each individual link so that nothing clinked, snikked, ticked, rattled, clattered, bang, shook, chinged, pinged, or thumped a unnatural noise of warning in the night. Later brother brologs.

joeboxer
05-09-2005, 12:48 PM
Hey Toney Tucker

What did you think about the Pantera Albums?

I don't know what CD it is on but they have this one song that is called "hole in the sky", it's a Black Sabbath cover and it is maybe the greatest song of all time.

If you like Pantera I will try to send it to you.

joeboxer
05-09-2005, 01:01 PM
Colon cancer is a very risky/dangerous process that occurs over millions and millions of years that it takes to develop. Similar to the dinasours except that the giant meteor is in your ass.

Genetic mutations leading to colon cancer are deadly but are important to our genetic evolution and the a vital part of making sure we all get super powers like in the movie X-MEN.

If your worried you have colon cancer you don’t need to go to the doctor to have it checked, just have someone stick a finger up your butt and tell you if they feel a cancer.