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boxing fan
04-12-2005, 06:48 AM
because I was late to work since I was on the phone trying to win Rob Thomas tickets (which I didn't). But my friend Raul says I can work for him. Raul dropped out of school but he drives an Audi TT convertible roadster, which he says is a good car (I drive my dead grandma's station wagon with the 8-track player)

Raul has some neat work lined out for me. It's like secret-agent stuff he said I will be perfect for, and I get to travel. Twice a week I have to go drive to the east side of Indianapolis and pick up a package and bring it back to him (he must be an agent too). I'm not allowed to open it up or anything, but Raul can't go because now that he has this bracelet on his leg, he can only go to get his haircut and get groceries and go to mass.

Maybe I can get a neat car like Raul's or I'll probably save most of it for college but I'll probably get a new pair of rollerblades and the Jesse McCartney Live DVD.

Explosivo
04-12-2005, 11:09 AM
Ok Napoleon Dynamite... :rolleyes:

AgonYx0
04-12-2005, 11:33 AM
are you a boy or a girl?

Bombardier
04-12-2005, 11:37 AM
I will not stand for anymore teasing of boxing fan! Can't you guys pick on someone your own size?

AgonYx0
04-12-2005, 11:54 AM
what is she like 12 or something?

jack_the_rippuh
04-12-2005, 12:00 PM
Hey, Agony, do you think Mike Tyson could dance on his toes as fast as Larry Holmes?

Bombardier
04-12-2005, 12:06 PM
what is she like 12 or something?

boxing fan's a "he". You might say he is at that awkward stage in life. I think we should all pitch in to help him navigate through that stormy sea that is early adolescence.

AgonYx0
04-12-2005, 12:06 PM
whos is Larry Holmes?

AgonYx0
04-12-2005, 12:07 PM
oh so he is a bit fruitie??? cause why does he have a teddy bear as his av??? has he came outta the closet yet?

abdiel2k3
04-12-2005, 12:21 PM
hes a very special boy
with very "SPECIAL" feelings

AgonYx0
04-12-2005, 12:24 PM
are u guys being serious???

Mr. Untouchable
04-12-2005, 12:29 PM
are u guys being serious???Don't listen to abdiel, he is the biggest gay blade on the scene.

abdiel2k3
04-12-2005, 12:31 PM
Don't listen to abdiel, he is the biggest gay blade on the scene.
what the hell does that mean?

Bombardier
04-12-2005, 12:33 PM
oh so he is a bit fruitie??? cause why does he have a teddy bear as his av??? has he came outta the closet yet?

Actually I used to have that avatar but lost in a bet to him. I wagered against his friend Raul winning an arm-wrestling match with the sociopathic cafeteria lady that works at their school. Raul played dirty, though. When it looked for sure like he was going to lose he complimented the lady's anchor tattoo on her forearm, and she was so flustered that she lost all concentration. I am a man of my word, though, so I coughed up the teddy bear. In exchange he gave me that weird picture of medieval knights that I've been required to use ever since.

Mr. Untouchable
04-12-2005, 12:35 PM
what the hell does that mean?You know what it means ******, you make a gay reference atleast once a day, or in like every other post...

abdiel2k3
04-12-2005, 12:37 PM
You know what it means ******, you make a gay reference atleast once a day, or in like every other post...
ofcourse
but i dont get what your saying?
am i a homo phobe
or am i a homo

kepsy
04-12-2005, 12:38 PM
Actually I used to have that avatar but lost in a bet to him. I wagered against his friend Raul winning an arm-wrestling match with the sociopathic cafeteria lady that works at their school. Raul played dirty, though. When it looked for sure like he was going to lose he complimented the lady's anchor tattoo on her forearm, and she was so flustered that she lost all concentration. I am a man of my word, though, so I coughed up the teddy bear. In exchange he gave me that weird picture of medieval knights that I've been required to use ever since.
I still say that cafeteria lady deserved a rematch. I lost my lunch money on that.... :mad:

Sn1
04-12-2005, 12:39 PM
Don't listen to abdiel, he is the biggest gay blade on the scene.
and you are.....

a boxingscene *****

28 and still *****ing like a kid.

i dont want to start an argument but you just keep insulting people.

peace..s******

abdiel2k3
04-12-2005, 12:40 PM
I still say that cafeteria lady deserved a rematch. I lost my lunch money on that.... :mad:
she didnt get to use the power hair net she likes
instead bombraider snuckered her into using some pillow like hair net
i say give them a rematch with her using her power hairnet
then we'll see who wins

******-just for u untouchable

kepsy
04-12-2005, 12:47 PM
Don't listen to abdiel, he is the biggest gay blade on the scene.
what the hell does that mean?
I think he means you're like blade the vampire killer
.... only you're gay
.... and you wear thongs
.... and you let the vampires suck you before you kill em
.... but not your blood

kepsy
04-12-2005, 12:48 PM
she didnt get to use the power hair net she likes
instead bombraider snuckered her into using some pillow like hair net
i say give them a rematch with her using her power hairnet
then we'll see who wins

******-just for u untouchable
don't forget the socks..... bastard :D

Mr. Untouchable
04-12-2005, 12:49 PM
and you are.....

a boxingscene *****

28 and still *****ing like a kid.

i dont want to start an argument but you just keep insulting people.

peace..s******If you don't want to argue then don't refer to me ******...I like to **** with abdiel becuase he called me a *** one time and described some gay as scene in reference to me, but you on the other hand need to shut the **** the up, I'll say whatever I want to say, just like everyone else does, who are you, the insult police?

abdiel2k3
04-12-2005, 12:50 PM
I think he means you're like blade the vampire killer
.... only you're gay
.... and you wear thongs
.... and you let the vampires suck you before you kill em
.... but not your blood
lmao
well dat sounds good to me
not the lettin home suck me
but comparen me too Blade the vampire killer
guess i kill homos
but thats only cuz homosexuals are sooooooo gahay

Mr. Untouchable
04-12-2005, 12:51 PM
ofcourse
but i dont get what your saying?
am i a homo phobe
or am i a homoI was calling you a homo, "gayblade" is a homophobic word used back in the 80's

Mr. Untouchable
04-12-2005, 12:54 PM
and you are.....

a boxingscene *****

28 and still *****ing like a kid.

i dont want to start an argument but you just keep insulting people.

peace..s******Where I am from if you see a *****, then you slap a *****, I live in Seaside, Ca...If you ever make it out to the westcoast of the USA...come and see me, and find out why I call myself Mr. Untouchable!!!

abdiel2k3
04-12-2005, 12:55 PM
I was calling you a homo, "gayblade" is a homophobic word used back in the 80's
well i was born in 86
guess dats why i had never heard that one b4
but ill revive it
ima start callin people that from now on

Bombardier
04-12-2005, 12:56 PM
she didnt get to use the power hair net she likes
instead bombraider snuckered her into using some pillow like hair net
i say give them a rematch with her using her power hairnet
then we'll see who wins


Hey, I used that hairnet the entire time I was working at the cafeteria, and I stand by me record: 147 lunches and only 2 losses. Plus one ND when I was "accidentally" headbutted by the meat loaf guy on my way to go get another can of speical sauce. He did that on purpose...I was ahead on points, I'm telling you.

kepsy
04-12-2005, 01:02 PM
Hey, I used that hairnet the entire time I was working at the cafeteria, and I stand by me record: 147 lunches and only 2 losses. Plus one ND when I was "accidentally" headbutted by the meat loaf guy on my way to go get another can of speical sauce. He did that on purpose...I was ahead on points, I'm telling you.
yeah, but you were never the same after that headbutt... and you kept swiping at it and you got the special sauce on your damn eyes and you kept saying it burns like hell. I keep telling you folks not to use em anymore cause it's giving everyone the ****s when you use it for your chef's special chili. I took a bottle home once and used it for my clogged toilet and it worked wonders, but the smell lingered on though....

abdiel2k3
04-12-2005, 01:02 PM
Hey, I used that hairnet the entire time I was working at the cafeteria, and I stand by me record: 147 lunches and only 2 losses. Plus one ND when I was "accidentally" headbutted by the meat loaf guy on my way to go get another can of speical sauce. He did that on purpose...I was ahead on points, I'm telling you.
LMAO
that changed the whole fight right?
plus even tho he pinned ya down
i still think ya win
and i think u deserve the rematch and u deserve to call all the shots
pick the hairnets and get the lion share of the purse
whats it up to now?
like 8 bucks?

Mr. Untouchable
04-12-2005, 01:09 PM
well i was born in 86
guess dats why i had never heard that one b4
but ill revive it
ima start callin people that from now onYou are a crazy mutha****a, it's hard to stay mad at you...

m00ks
04-12-2005, 02:00 PM
because I was late to work since I was on the phone trying to win Rob Thomas tickets (which I didn't). But my friend Raul says I can work for him. Raul dropped out of school but he drives an Audi TT convertible roadster, which he says is a good car (I drive my dead grandma's station wagon with the 8-track player)

Raul has some neat work lined out for me. It's like secret-agent stuff he said I will be perfect for, and I get to travel. Twice a week I have to go drive to the east side of Indianapolis and pick up a package and bring it back to him (he must be an agent too). I'm not allowed to open it up or anything, but Raul can't go because now that he has this bracelet on his leg, he can only go to get his haircut and get groceries and go to mass.

Maybe I can get a neat car like Raul's or I'll probably save most of it for college but I'll probably get a new pair of rollerblades and the Jesse McCartney Live DVD.

You'll be saving up for college, buy rollerblades and that Jesse McCartney Live DVD by delivering money, cocaine or other drugs to Mr. Raul. Damn kid, unless all this is all an act, you ain't survivin in the real world.

I ain't home schooling my kids that's for sure.

abdiel2k3
04-12-2005, 02:31 PM
You'll be saving up for college, buy rollerblades and that Jesse McCartney Live DVD by delivering money, cocaine or other drugs to Mr. Raul. Damn kid, unless all this is all an act, you ain't survivin in the real world.

I ain't home schooling my kids that's for sure.
lmoa
god i hope its an act
poor basterd if hes real
its like what all those movies are about

masterdirector
04-12-2005, 03:02 PM
Yeah I think I'm about to quit my job at the video store, for real this time though. ***** wrote me up for not showing up to a mandatory meeting. I was filming my 2nd movie that day, so **** her. Cunt. Fat ugly *****. She's a ****ing video store manager. I'm a ****ing director. I'm going places...she's...staying places.

I'd make more money selling crap on Ebay than I would working at that video store, so yeah.

She wrote me up. Told her go ahead and write me up a hundred more times for the next hundred bull**** meetings I miss. She talked about me behind my back at the meeting too. Said I'm late all the time. She only THOUGHT I was late all the time. Wait'll she gets a load of the new me. How you like me now, *****. 2 hours late every day.

"I'm not late today, I'm just early for tomorrow" - me

joeboxer
04-12-2005, 03:22 PM
Good quote - you

Atwa_66
04-12-2005, 04:43 PM
hes a very special boy
with very "SPECIAL" feelings
YEAH!
Boxings Fans the ****
Nothing but love for him...

neils7147933
04-12-2005, 05:09 PM
Actually I used to have that avatar but lost in a bet to him. I wagered against his friend Raul winning an arm-wrestling match with the sociopathic cafeteria lady that works at their school. Raul played dirty, though. When it looked for sure like he was going to lose he complimented the lady's anchor tattoo on her forearm, and she was so flustered that she lost all concentration. I am a man of my word, though, so I coughed up the teddy bear. In exchange he gave me that weird picture of medieval knights that I've been required to use ever since.

Just caught you in a lie; Raul has dropped out of school and boxing fan is homeschooled...

And everyone else, give him a break; he's just a kid

http://img20.echo.cx/img20/6856/12gb.jpg

Atwa_66
04-12-2005, 05:38 PM
Just caught you in a lie; Raul has dropped out of school and boxing fan is homeschooled...

And everyone else, give him a break; he's just a kid

http://img20.echo.cx/img20/6856/12gb.jpg
yeah really, don't make fun of him, he's just younger then all of us (even me) be cool to him.

masterdirector
04-12-2005, 05:40 PM
no, I want him to hate me.

akins12732
04-12-2005, 05:45 PM
interesting thread...

Atwa_66
04-12-2005, 05:45 PM
no, I want him to hate me.
You want everyone to hate you..?

AgonYx0
04-12-2005, 05:48 PM
ill hate you.

Atwa_66
04-12-2005, 06:02 PM
ill hate you.
fine hate me

AgonYx0
04-12-2005, 06:03 PM
no not you... the other guy..

Atwa_66
04-12-2005, 06:08 PM
no not you... the other guy..
Oh, well hate me anyways

AgonYx0
04-12-2005, 06:09 PM
ok no problem.

masterdirector
04-12-2005, 06:14 PM
I want people to hate me so...err...read my sig

Atwa_66
04-12-2005, 06:21 PM
ok no problem.
fine...then I hate you as well, and masterdirector, I'll hate you if you really want me to

SonnyG8R
04-12-2005, 06:28 PM
I never liked boxer fan. I wish he would die already. :D

No offense.

AgonYx0
04-12-2005, 06:43 PM
goosh that is so sweet..

SonnyG8R
04-12-2005, 06:52 PM
Yeah I think I'm about to quit my job at the video store, for real this time though. ***** wrote me up for not showing up to a mandatory meeting. I was filming my 2nd movie that day, so **** her. Cunt. Fat ugly *****. She's a ****ing video store manager. I'm a ****ing director. I'm going places...she's...staying places.

I'd make more money selling crap on Ebay than I would working at that video store, so yeah.

She wrote me up. Told her go ahead and write me up a hundred more times for the next hundred bull**** meetings I miss. She talked about me behind my back at the meeting too. Said I'm late all the time. She only THOUGHT I was late all the time. Wait'll she gets a load of the new me. How you like me now, *****. 2 hours late every day.

"I'm not late today, I'm just early for tomorrow" - me

lol, nice. :D

kepsy
04-12-2005, 07:05 PM
Yeah I think I'm about to quit my job at the video store, for real this time though. ***** wrote me up for not showing up to a mandatory meeting. I was filming my 2nd movie that day, so **** her. Cunt. Fat ugly *****. She's a ****ing video store manager. I'm a ****ing director. I'm going places...she's...staying places.

I'd make more money selling crap on Ebay than I would working at that video store, so yeah.

She wrote me up. Told her go ahead and write me up a hundred more times for the next hundred bull**** meetings I miss. She talked about me behind my back at the meeting too. Said I'm late all the time. She only THOUGHT I was late all the time. Wait'll she gets a load of the new me. How you like me now, *****. 2 hours late every day.

"I'm not late today, I'm just early for tomorrow" - me
you have mandatory meetings at a video store :confused: what on earth could warrant a mandatory meeting at a video store?

THRILLAinmanila
04-12-2005, 07:18 PM
you have mandatory meetings at a video store :confused: what on earth could warrant a mandatory meeting at a video store?


to discuss the latest xxx flick ? :D

kepsy
04-12-2005, 07:19 PM
to discuss the latest xxx flick ? :D
way too early for that... you in 7am at work?!???

THRILLAinmanila
04-12-2005, 07:25 PM
way too early for that... you in 7am at work?!???


Yes pare. I am more productive when my boss is not around so I choose to come early and leave on time ;)

kepsy
04-12-2005, 07:35 PM
Yes pare. I am more productive when my boss is not around so I choose to come early and leave on time ;)
More productive.... riiiggghhhhttt. Is that why you're here posting at BS?? :D

abdiel2k3
04-12-2005, 07:37 PM
Just caught you in a lie; Raul has dropped out of school and boxing fan is homeschooled...

And everyone else, give him a break; he's just a kid

http://img20.echo.cx/img20/6856/12gb.jpg
no boxing fan told us he used to be home schooled
and think it was his first yr goin to public school
so FUK OFF!!!!
:D

THRILLAinmanila
04-12-2005, 07:38 PM
More productive.... riiiggghhhhttt. Is that why you're here posting at BS?? :D


I'm what you call a "multi-tasker".
I strategize for the business while posting..... :D

THRILLAinmanila
04-12-2005, 07:38 PM
no boxing fan told us he used to be home schooled
and think it was his first yr goin to public school
so FUK OFF!!!!
:D


Hey dude props on the 4,000+ posts :D

abdiel2k3
04-12-2005, 07:39 PM
Hey dude props on the 4,000+ posts :D
HOLY ****
i hadnt even noticed
i missed my monumental 4000th post
FUK!!!!!
i finally have become a man

THRILLAinmanila
04-12-2005, 07:40 PM
HOLY ****
i hadnt even noticed
i missed my monumental 4000th post
FUK!!!!!
i finally have become a man

yeah you missed it bigtime

neils7147933
04-12-2005, 08:02 PM
no boxing fan told us he used to be home schooled
and think it was his first yr goin to public school
so FUK OFF!!!!
:D

boxing fan will attend senior year at a public school in the fall. that's what he said in one of his threads, anyway.

abdiel2k3
04-12-2005, 08:08 PM
boxing fan will attend senior year at a public school in the fall. that's what he said in one of his threads, anyway.
Touchee.........
:cool:

neils7147933
08-01-2006, 09:33 PM
Hey, I used that hairnet the entire time I was working at the cafeteria, and I stand by me record: 147 lunches and only 2 losses. Plus one ND when I was "accidentally" headbutted by the meat loaf guy on my way to go get another can of speical sauce. He did that on purpose...I was ahead on points, I'm telling you.
You were ducking the jock table, though; anyone can pad their record with the chess club and the spirit squad (Smilie)

Smokin'
08-01-2006, 10:43 PM
Join the club. I got fired from Dairy Queen about a year and a half ago. ****in' ****ty job.

blockhead
08-01-2006, 10:48 PM
boxing fan is the best thread starter in the history of boxingscene.