View Full Version : The key to Boxing
potatos 11-19-2009, 12:51 PM I thought for the benefit of you young ***** kneed yahoos out there I would impart some of my knowledge so you over-pampered internet **** addicted sorry asses could know what well... **** I forgot wwhat was I going to post about..well anyway when it comes back to me I will let you know you donkey konged pencil dicked new generation of fashion conscious nancy boys a thing or two.
bernardotelo 11-19-2009, 01:08 PM okay kay kay
"Shion" 11-19-2009, 06:37 PM Utterly pointless?
Might as well as Ylem about it...
potatos 11-19-2009, 07:53 PM Utterly pointless?
Might as well as Ylem about it...
Dont be cheeky Sonny, I went through the 60s and fried a few circuits so sometimes have a lapse in memory I wonīt complain though because that is a great photo of Ali throwing a straight right hand. Now thats something you donīt hear much on this forum. A straight right. Most are talking about right hooks or 5 punch combos but they dont know how to throw a straight left or right.
And that leads me to my point, Learn the basic straight punches and footwork and then get in the goddam ring! hell just do rounds throwing straight punches and nothing else,
GET YOUR STRAIGHT PUNCHES RIGHT
YOUR DEFENSE TIGHT
AND YOUR MOVEMENT RIGHT
from there you can learn hooks, uppercuts, 5 punch combos. Forget about fancy gear, any pair of goddam gloves will do, a headguard, a mouth guard, a gonads protector, a skipping rope and a heavy bag, a coach and good sparring partners and then spar like hell as much as you can. You do enough sparring, running, situps and heavy bag work and you wont need to do anything else, forget all those fancy routines you dont need em. Eat/drink meat, fish, chicken, whole eggs, vegetables, especially green veg, whole milk, fruit, anything wholewheat or whole grain, oats and bucket loads of water and you will be set.
Too many ******* who cant see past the basics. Sure for elite champions try new routines and the latest training techniques, but all you beginner amateur fairy floss tossers who only care about comfortable gloves and nike jordan boxing shoes (what the dickens has Jordan got to do with boxing anyway??) fancy calisthenic routines and vo2 max poofter drinks this is for you - get real and pull that tampon out of your panties!
Tu Pai 11-19-2009, 08:02 PM ............:stupid:
peewee1460 11-19-2009, 08:03 PM take it to 'em tater :boxing:
them_apples 11-19-2009, 08:59 PM Dont be cheeky Sonny, I went through the 60s and fried a few circuits so sometimes have a lapse in memory I wonīt complain though because that is a great photo of Ali throwing a straight right hand. Now thats something you donīt hear much on this forum. A straight right. Most are talking about right hooks or 5 punch combos but they dont know how to throw a straight left or right.
And that leads me to my point, Learn the basic straight punches and footwork and then get in the goddam ring! hell just do rounds throwing straight punches and nothing else,
GET YOUR STRAIGHT PUNCHES RIGHT
YOUR DEFENSE TIGHT
AND YOUR MOVEMENT RIGHT
from there you can learn hooks, uppercuts, 5 punch combos. Forget about fancy gear, any pair of goddam gloves will do, a headguard, a mouth guard, a gonads protector, a skipping rope and a heavy bag, a coach and good sparring partners and then spar like hell as much as you can. You do enough sparring, running, situps and heavy bag work and you wont need to do anything else, forget all those fancy routines you dont need em. Eat/drink meat, fish, chicken, whole eggs, vegetables, especially green veg, whole milk, fruit, anything wholewheat or whole grain, oats and bucket loads of water and you will be set.
Too many ******* who cant see past the basics. Sure for elite champions try new routines and the latest training techniques, but all you beginner amateur fairy floss tossers who only care about comfortable gloves and nike jordan boxing shoes (what the dickens has Jordan got to do with boxing anyway??) fancy calisthenic routines and vo2 max poofter drinks this is for you - get real and pull that tampon out of your panties!
lmao
you are classic
I agree with what you are saying too, most peeps even my age think science replaces hard work. Lazy fuks.
Spartacus Sully 11-19-2009, 09:08 PM Utterly pointless?
Might as well ask Ylem about it...
Fixed it for ya
holdthatthought 11-19-2009, 09:33 PM Dont be cheeky Sonny, I went through the 60s and fried a few circuits so sometimes have a lapse in memory I wonīt complain though because that is a great photo of Ali throwing a straight right hand. Now thats something you donīt hear much on this forum. A straight right. Most are talking about right hooks or 5 punch combos but they dont know how to throw a straight left or right.
And that leads me to my point, Learn the basic straight punches and footwork and then get in the goddam ring! hell just do rounds throwing straight punches and nothing else,
GET YOUR STRAIGHT PUNCHES RIGHT
YOUR DEFENSE TIGHT
AND YOUR MOVEMENT RIGHT
from there you can learn hooks, uppercuts, 5 punch combos. Forget about fancy gear, any pair of goddam gloves will do, a headguard, a mouth guard, a gonads protector, a skipping rope and a heavy bag, a coach and good sparring partners and then spar like hell as much as you can. You do enough sparring, running, situps and heavy bag work and you wont need to do anything else, forget all those fancy routines you dont need em. Eat/drink meat, fish, chicken, whole eggs, vegetables, especially green veg, whole milk, fruit, anything wholewheat or whole grain, oats and bucket loads of water and you will be set.
Too many ******* who cant see past the basics. Sure for elite champions try new routines and the latest training techniques, but all you beginner amateur fairy floss tossers who only care about comfortable gloves and nike jordan boxing shoes (what the dickens has Jordan got to do with boxing anyway??) fancy calisthenic routines and vo2 max poofter drinks this is for you - get real and pull that tampon out of your panties!
lol good post
thatjamaicanguy 11-19-2009, 11:29 PM keep it rea l:boxing:
Aperion 11-20-2009, 01:02 PM Dont be cheeky Sonny, I went through the 60s and fried a few circuits so sometimes have a lapse in memory I wonīt complain though because that is a great photo of Ali throwing a straight right hand. Now thats something you donīt hear much on this forum. A straight right. Most are talking about right hooks or 5 punch combos but they dont know how to throw a straight left or right.
And that leads me to my point, Learn the basic straight punches and footwork and then get in the goddam ring! hell just do rounds throwing straight punches and nothing else,
GET YOUR STRAIGHT PUNCHES RIGHT
YOUR DEFENSE TIGHT
AND YOUR MOVEMENT RIGHT
from there you can learn hooks, uppercuts, 5 punch combos. Forget about fancy gear, any pair of goddam gloves will do, a headguard, a mouth guard, a gonads protector, a skipping rope and a heavy bag, a coach and good sparring partners and then spar like hell as much as you can. You do enough sparring, running, situps and heavy bag work and you wont need to do anything else, forget all those fancy routines you dont need em. Eat/drink meat, fish, chicken, whole eggs, vegetables, especially green veg, whole milk, fruit, anything wholewheat or whole grain, oats and bucket loads of water and you will be set.
Too many ******* who cant see past the basics. Sure for elite champions try new routines and the latest training techniques, but all you beginner amateur fairy floss tossers who only care about comfortable gloves and nike jordan boxing shoes (what the dickens has Jordan got to do with boxing anyway??) fancy calisthenic routines and vo2 max poofter drinks this is for you - get real and pull that tampon out of your panties!
Truer words have never been written on this forum. You have inspired me, you old curmudgeon.
potatos 02-08-2011, 07:11 PM Just got back on this forum lost my marbles for a bit and got locked up in the old fogies and could tell my dinger from a donkey let alone use a typewriter and have read some absolute buggerizing bollocks about boxing training. I got one of my great grandkiddies to help me repost this because it needs to be said.
NECK SNAPPER 02-08-2011, 10:22 PM hey that sounds like sombody knows what there talking about.
Pony Boy 02-09-2011, 12:49 AM That's right, learn to walk before your start running!
Vitez 02-09-2011, 01:24 PM Appreciate it Potato! Will copy paste it for motivation....
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