who would be who?

I have come up with a definitive and controversial list...

Nas = Paul Pierce (underrated superstar)
Nas = Latrell Sprewell (****in loser off the court)
KRS One = Karl Malone late in his career (old guy still gettin it done)
DMX = Kevin Garnett (intense, passionate)
DMX = Shawn Kemp (crack head)
Fat Joe = Vlade Divac (king of the flops)
Jay-Z = Vlade Divac (Camel)
Rakim = Kobe Bryant (The Goat)
2Pac = Len Bias (RIP)
Lupe Fiasco = John Ameachi (faggit ass homo)
Kanye West = Sheryl Swoops (female ass hoe)
Common = Tim Duncan (Great, but swaggerless)
Prodigy = Earl Boykins (about the same height)
Havoc = Nate Robinson (short, but gets more respect then P)
Mase = Rudy tom Johnavich (Got his jaw broken)
Pharrell = Jared Jeffries (eat some ****in meat)
Joe Buddens = Delonte West (depressed and ugly)

Busta Rhymes=Ben Wallace a ****in tank with wild hair

i was just thinking about this topic yesterday. we're on the same wavelength no homosexual

Method man=raweed wallace lol