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BritneySpearsGuy 11-25-2004, 06:36 PM I am Britney Spears' #1 fan. I love her. I wanna kiss her. I think about her all the time like she's my girlfriend and i kiss my pillow every night pretending it's her.
http://www.britneysparkles.com/pictures/albums/Captures/2004/OnyxHotelTour/normal_ab00000004.jpg
elveiel 11-25-2004, 06:41 PM :rolleyes:
thats ****ing weak!! why dont you get a girlfriend?? why dont you think of somebody other than Britney Spears when you jacking off??
You realise that Britney Spears would think your a lame ass for writing this!!
I Hate Britney
She Was My Heart
She Was Sun
But Now She Can Go On And Cry Me A River
The Fix 11-25-2004, 06:41 PM she's gonna need a restraining order soon.
i wouldnt like to be this guy's pillow
elveiel 11-25-2004, 06:46 PM i wouldnt like to be this guy's pillow
Just imagine!! its sick, i bet there's moldy cum stains all over it!!!
BritneySpearsGuy 11-25-2004, 06:48 PM I'm gonna marry her. I love her as much as i say i do
Just imagine!! its sick, i bet there's moldy cum stains all over it!!!
i wouldnt like to be neuraxis pillow either when he watches his "vitaly and wladimir under the shower" video.
BritneySpearsGuy 11-25-2004, 07:02 PM tonight i'm kiss my pillow pretending it's Britney, just i have been doing for the last 5 years
elveiel 11-25-2004, 07:14 PM I'm gonna marry her. I love her as much as i say i do
You wouldnt be the first guy to marry her, and definitly not the last!!
If i had my way with Britney i can assure you that you would never love her again, I would break your heart!! If i brought her into my bed, me and my girl would do that slut until she couldnt take anymore!!
itsbusdriver 11-25-2004, 07:20 PM hey get over it.. the only way you can get a piece of Britney is by getting a piece of Madonna
elveiel 11-25-2004, 07:33 PM hey get over it.. the only way you can get a piece of Britney is by getting a piece of Madonna
He thinks he's getting a piece of Britney anyway, he kisses his pillow!! LMFAO!! :D
elveiel 11-25-2004, 07:47 PM i wouldnt like to be this guy's pillow
Les gars un dick vierge triste.
BritneySpearsGuy 11-25-2004, 07:49 PM this thread is all about me and Britney Spears
elveiel 11-25-2004, 07:51 PM this thread is all about me and Britney Spears
Have you ever spoken to Britney??
BritneySpearsGuy 11-25-2004, 07:53 PM Have you ever spoken to Britney??
no, but i wrote her many letters. I'm her #1 fan
julDilla 11-25-2004, 07:53 PM Have you ever spoken to Britney??
i highly doubt it :cool:
elveiel 11-25-2004, 07:58 PM no, but i wrote her many letters. I'm her #1 fan
did she write back? if so what did she say??
BritneySpearsGuy is either Britney Spears herself or one of these guys who watch farm**** videos. Thinking bout that I dunno what's worse.
BritneySpearsGuy 11-25-2004, 08:07 PM did she write back? if so what did she say??
she didn't write back. I told her all about how i kiss my pillow every night pretending it's her
BritneySpearsGuy 11-25-2004, 08:08 PM BritneySpearsGuy is either Britney Spears herself or one of these guys who watch farm**** videos. Thinking bout that I dunno what's worse.
i'm neither. I'm the #1 fan of Britney Spears
julDilla 11-25-2004, 08:09 PM i'm neither. I'm the #1 fan of Britney Spears
you should change your title to it..........o wait you CANT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rolleyes:
elveiel 11-25-2004, 08:13 PM Oh yes you would, BritneySpearsGuy!! You would cheat on Britney with Christina!! :D
http://krausmania.de/Christina_Aguilera_Maxim_Blender_Online_01.jpg
BritneySpearsGuy 11-25-2004, 08:14 PM i like using the name BritneySpearsGuy. I register with that name in every forum i ever go to. If it's too long, i would register as BritSpearsGuy
BritneySpearsGuy 11-25-2004, 08:14 PM i don't like Christina Aquilera
elveiel 11-25-2004, 08:16 PM i don't like Christina Aquilera
You would when she was sucking you off better than Britney could!! Ha ha!!
i'm neither. I'm the #1 fan of Britney Spears
Yeah, I agree, you're her No. 1 fan cause you're the only one. That's if we dont count the little animals around her *****.
phallus 11-25-2004, 11:19 PM Yeah, I agree, you're her No. 1 fan cause you're the only one. That's if we dont count the little animals around her *****.
Dude, do you mean the crabs?
bigdlb12 11-25-2004, 11:20 PM i don't like Christina Aquilera
so you like britney? the fat one or the old one? :D
phallus 11-26-2004, 12:48 AM this thread is all about me and Britney Spears
Ah, enough of this ****, BritneySpearsGay, go have a sex change and try and become her. i'll be you can actually sing, if not, you'll still sound better than her. freak, do you wanna be small time all your life, go get a vagina made for yourself and make the rounds of all the talk shows, you'll be more famous than you've ever dreamed!
elveiel 11-26-2004, 06:15 AM i don't like Christina Aquilera
Are you a Virgin? If so are you saving yourself for Britney??
TheFairPole 11-26-2004, 06:28 AM tonight i'm kiss my pillow pretending it's Britney, just i have been doing for the last 5 years
What a ***!!! :eek:
neils7147933 11-26-2004, 08:45 AM i wouldnt like to be neuraxis pillow either when he watches his "vitaly and wladimir under the shower" video.
good stuff - I have to spread some karma around though so I can't hook you up
phallus 11-26-2004, 07:03 PM hey get over it.. the only way you can get a piece of Britney is by getting a piece of Madonna
ha ha!
" Madonna, my son's masterbated to you... i've masturbated to you... can i stick my finger in your asscrack?"
BritneySpearsGuy 11-29-2004, 06:25 PM nope, i'm a guy and i will always be The "BritneySpearsGuy"
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