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BritneySpearsGuy
11-25-2004, 06:36 PM
I am Britney Spears' #1 fan. I love her. I wanna kiss her. I think about her all the time like she's my girlfriend and i kiss my pillow every night pretending it's her.

http://www.britneysparkles.com/pictures/albums/Captures/2004/OnyxHotelTour/normal_ab00000004.jpg

elveiel
11-25-2004, 06:41 PM
:rolleyes:

thats ****ing weak!! why dont you get a girlfriend?? why dont you think of somebody other than Britney Spears when you jacking off??

You realise that Britney Spears would think your a lame ass for writing this!!

tino
11-25-2004, 06:41 PM
I Hate Britney

She Was My Heart
She Was Sun

But Now She Can Go On And Cry Me A River

The Fix
11-25-2004, 06:41 PM
she's gonna need a restraining order soon.

tino
11-25-2004, 06:43 PM
i wouldnt like to be this guy's pillow

elveiel
11-25-2004, 06:46 PM
i wouldnt like to be this guy's pillow

Just imagine!! its sick, i bet there's moldy cum stains all over it!!!

BritneySpearsGuy
11-25-2004, 06:48 PM
I'm gonna marry her. I love her as much as i say i do

tino
11-25-2004, 06:51 PM
Just imagine!! its sick, i bet there's moldy cum stains all over it!!!

i wouldnt like to be neuraxis pillow either when he watches his "vitaly and wladimir under the shower" video.

BritneySpearsGuy
11-25-2004, 07:02 PM
tonight i'm kiss my pillow pretending it's Britney, just i have been doing for the last 5 years

elveiel
11-25-2004, 07:14 PM
I'm gonna marry her. I love her as much as i say i do

You wouldnt be the first guy to marry her, and definitly not the last!!

If i had my way with Britney i can assure you that you would never love her again, I would break your heart!! If i brought her into my bed, me and my girl would do that slut until she couldnt take anymore!!

itsbusdriver
11-25-2004, 07:20 PM
hey get over it.. the only way you can get a piece of Britney is by getting a piece of Madonna

elveiel
11-25-2004, 07:33 PM
hey get over it.. the only way you can get a piece of Britney is by getting a piece of Madonna

He thinks he's getting a piece of Britney anyway, he kisses his pillow!! LMFAO!! :D

elveiel
11-25-2004, 07:47 PM
i wouldnt like to be this guy's pillow

Les gars un dick vierge triste.

BritneySpearsGuy
11-25-2004, 07:49 PM
this thread is all about me and Britney Spears

elveiel
11-25-2004, 07:51 PM
this thread is all about me and Britney Spears

Have you ever spoken to Britney??

BritneySpearsGuy
11-25-2004, 07:53 PM
Have you ever spoken to Britney??

no, but i wrote her many letters. I'm her #1 fan

julDilla
11-25-2004, 07:53 PM
Have you ever spoken to Britney??
i highly doubt it :cool:

elveiel
11-25-2004, 07:58 PM
no, but i wrote her many letters. I'm her #1 fan

did she write back? if so what did she say??

Dude
11-25-2004, 08:06 PM
BritneySpearsGuy is either Britney Spears herself or one of these guys who watch farm**** videos. Thinking bout that I dunno what's worse.

BritneySpearsGuy
11-25-2004, 08:07 PM
did she write back? if so what did she say??

she didn't write back. I told her all about how i kiss my pillow every night pretending it's her

BritneySpearsGuy
11-25-2004, 08:08 PM
BritneySpearsGuy is either Britney Spears herself or one of these guys who watch farm**** videos. Thinking bout that I dunno what's worse.

i'm neither. I'm the #1 fan of Britney Spears

julDilla
11-25-2004, 08:09 PM
i'm neither. I'm the #1 fan of Britney Spears

you should change your title to it..........o wait you CANT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rolleyes:

elveiel
11-25-2004, 08:13 PM
Oh yes you would, BritneySpearsGuy!! You would cheat on Britney with Christina!! :D

http://krausmania.de/Christina_Aguilera_Maxim_Blender_Online_01.jpg

BritneySpearsGuy
11-25-2004, 08:14 PM
i like using the name BritneySpearsGuy. I register with that name in every forum i ever go to. If it's too long, i would register as BritSpearsGuy

BritneySpearsGuy
11-25-2004, 08:14 PM
i don't like Christina Aquilera

elveiel
11-25-2004, 08:16 PM
i don't like Christina Aquilera

You would when she was sucking you off better than Britney could!! Ha ha!!

Dude
11-25-2004, 08:20 PM
i'm neither. I'm the #1 fan of Britney Spears

Yeah, I agree, you're her No. 1 fan cause you're the only one. That's if we dont count the little animals around her *****.

phallus
11-25-2004, 11:19 PM
Yeah, I agree, you're her No. 1 fan cause you're the only one. That's if we dont count the little animals around her *****.


Dude, do you mean the crabs?

bigdlb12
11-25-2004, 11:20 PM
i don't like Christina Aquilera
so you like britney? the fat one or the old one? :D

phallus
11-26-2004, 12:48 AM
this thread is all about me and Britney Spears

Ah, enough of this ****, BritneySpearsGay, go have a sex change and try and become her. i'll be you can actually sing, if not, you'll still sound better than her. freak, do you wanna be small time all your life, go get a vagina made for yourself and make the rounds of all the talk shows, you'll be more famous than you've ever dreamed!

elveiel
11-26-2004, 06:15 AM
i don't like Christina Aquilera

Are you a Virgin? If so are you saving yourself for Britney??

TheFairPole
11-26-2004, 06:28 AM
tonight i'm kiss my pillow pretending it's Britney, just i have been doing for the last 5 years


What a ***!!! :eek:

neils7147933
11-26-2004, 08:45 AM
i wouldnt like to be neuraxis pillow either when he watches his "vitaly and wladimir under the shower" video.

good stuff - I have to spread some karma around though so I can't hook you up

phallus
11-26-2004, 07:03 PM
hey get over it.. the only way you can get a piece of Britney is by getting a piece of Madonna


ha ha!

" Madonna, my son's masterbated to you... i've masturbated to you... can i stick my finger in your asscrack?"

BritneySpearsGuy
11-29-2004, 06:25 PM
nope, i'm a guy and i will always be The "BritneySpearsGuy"