If you could have a duel or fight to the death with one person who would it be, and what weapons would you use?


I would duel Osama Bin Laden. I would make it a bare-knuckle boxing match to the death.


I would also like to have a duel with Optimus Prime from the Transformers. That duel would be fought with Bazookas.

Bare Knucks with George Bush.
Not that I'd want to kill him. Just punch him in the stomach a few times.:D

Good question

I really don't hate too many people to want to kill them. You've already covered Bin Laden so I'll say any child molester, oh wait, Michael Jackson, in the cage.

If you could have a duel or fight to the death with one person who would it be, and what weapons would you use?


I would duel Osama Bin Laden. I would make it a bare-knuckle boxing match to the death.


I would also like to have a duel with Optimus Prime from the Transformers. That duel would be fought with Bazookas.

I could be wrong but isnt Laden like 6'6 or something like that. How would you get past his jab?

I would also like to have a duel with Optimus Prime from the Transformers. That duel would be fought with Bazookas.

Mirage (the racecar) always bugged me. Too clean-cut and heroic. If he had teeth they would have glinted when he smiled.

I could be wrong but isnt Laden like 6'6 or something like that. How would you get past his jab?

He's pretty skinny, work the body.

If you could have a duel or fight to the death with one person who would it be, and what weapons would you use?


I would duel Osama Bin Laden. I would make it a bare-knuckle boxing match to the death.


I would also like to have a duel with Optimus Prime from the Transformers. That duel would be fought with Bazookas.Dude ... I aint'tryin to die at the hands of a dude wearing a skirt!

Dude ... I aint'tryin to die at the hands of a dude wearing a skirt!

you'll have sex with them but won't duel them?

I could be wrong but isnt Laden like 6'6 or something like that. How would you get past his jab?

I was unaware of his height advantage. I would now change it from a bare-knuckle fight to boxing gloves that are wrapped in barb wire. I would depend upon superior speed and conditioning to bleed him out from body shots. Once he tired and fell to his knees I would then end the fight with barb wire shots to his neck.

Bare Knucks with George Bush.
Not that I'd want to kill him. Just punch him in the stomach a few times.:DI ... wouldn't want to have restrictions on particular areas or the amount of damage I'd do.

That's all I'm sayin.*searches keyboard for hidden bugs and mikes*

you'll have sex with them but won't duel them?That's right. I ain't Joey Buttafuco!

I was unaware of his height advantage. I would now change it from a bare-knuckle fight to boxing gloves that are wrapped in barb wire. I would depend upon superior speed and conditioning to bleed him out from body shots. Once he tired and fell to his knees I would then end the fight with barb wire shots to his neck.

Let me take Bin Laden and you take Jackson. I can do a take down and pound him from the mount or just snap his elbow.

Fred Durst, no rules, 8'x 8' cement room with broken glass on the floor....

good call..

id want to fight bill o'reily, that dude is in ass to all his guests and goes out of his way to stop rap and what he thinks it stands for but he is later charged with sexual harassment.

I would fight Jose Conseco. It would be a duel, and the weapon would be baseball bats.

I would fight Jose Conseco. It would be a duel, and the weapon would be baseball bats.

He'd kill you. Especially with a bat. Why would you pick his weapon of specialty, lol.

Bill Gates and the weapon of choice would be rusty tomato cans. Winner gets everything the other owns.

He's pretty skinny, work the body.
some of those skinny guys still punch pretty hard with their boney knuckles, never underestimate a skinny guy :D

some of those skinny guys still punch pretty hard with their boney knuckles, never underestimate a skinny guy :D

Bin Laden is a *****, though. Anyone could kick his ass... well, just about anyone.

I'd duel Tom Brady. Bare knuckles, no rules. Every time I see him I want to hit him so badly. I can't stand him... Him, or... John Ruiz. Not barefisted, because he probably hits harder than me. I'd just go with the old fashioned pistol. My bet is that, considering he's a Puerto Rican, he can't shoot for ****, like all Puerto Ricans, and he'd miss even if he got the shot off first.

This guy....in that gay-little card game..


http://www.evil-sanji.de/NEW/LAY_5/yami-yugi.jpg

Anyone who works in marketing, especially the people who put hit songs from the 70s and 80s in their commercials. We would fight with briefcases, those big old-timer ones with the sharp corners. The location would be a meeting room on the top floor of a Manhattan skyscraper. No wait...on the roof of the same skyscraper, on the helipad.

The guy that invented Nextel walkie-talkie cellphones.

I wouldn't mind giving Donald Trump a swift kick in the nuts. Talk about an attention whore. Then I'll steal his wallet and rape his wife.

I wouldn't mind giving Donald Trump a swift kick in the nuts. Talk about an attention whore. Then I'll steal his wallet and rape his wife.

Ditto Mark Cuban.

susan smith..the sick ***** that drowned her kids! :mad:

hey, she's from my state! Happened fairly close to me. Yep. Oh how proud I am of my state :embarrassed:

hey, she's from my state! Happened fairly close to me. Yep. Oh how proud I am of my state :embarrassed:

***** is sick! I saw a magazine pic. of her a while back (could have been doctored though) and her face was beat all to hell! If it's real, those girls in the pen are beating the hell out of her on a daily basis....aaahhhh, justice! :D

This guy....in that gay-little card game..


http://www.evil-sanji.de/NEW/LAY_5/yami-yugi.jpg

Halarious!! Would you believe I've got a "thing" for that guy?? :o Dont ask..it cant be explained!

Dumbya Bush, Good ol' Vale Tudo rules.

jello wrestling with the hottie in my avatar.... i'd love her to hurt me.... :D

Ball Peen hammer duel with Fred Durst.
Sword duel with all three members of Blink 182.
Axe handle duel with the members of Sum41.
Bare knuckles with GW Bush.

Thats all I can think of so far.....not too much is pissing me off today.

Halarious!! Would you believe I've got a "thing" for that guy?? :o Dont ask..it cant be explained!

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It's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel..lol


jello wrestling with the hottie in my avatar.... i'd love her to hurt me.... :D

Is Jessica Alba past her prime?

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Is Jessica Alba past her prime?


Are you kidding, have you seen Sin City?

Are you kidding, have you seen Sin City?

I haven't seen it, but I heard she looks great in it. However, I'm hearing from alot of people that her prime was during Dark Angel.

http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/alba3.JPG

Damn, Jessica Alba is only 24 years old. Fine ass women like that only get better with age... I can almost guarantee that she's gonna be hot as hell even well into her thirties.

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It's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel..lol

Is Jessica Alba past her prime?

don't you start that **** again jack.. you're gonna piss off OG :D

I would so **** Bill O Reilly up in a fist fight. I would land flush effective shots on his swollen midsection. That right wing wannabe ****face, would be pleading:

"W W Where I IS Law ENFORC---pppf!"

That ****ing ******.

NIce signature. Is that **** true?

If so he probably be stealing ****. If Joppy tried to get my pants I'd stab him.

NIce signature. Is that **** true?


Yeah it is. Steve Argeris is a boxing columnist for "SweetScience". That is part of his column, included with the interview he did with William a year or two ago. There are so many interesting stories about William, that I can not deny that I am a fan of that guy.

You have heard all about the Arrest Warrants on the Hopkins fight and the Tito-Wrap evidence havent you?

Yeah it is. Steve Argeris is a boxing columnist for "SweetScience". That is part of his column, included with the interview he did with William a year or two ago. There are so many interesting stories about William, that I can not deny that I am a fan of that guy.

You have heard all about the Arrest Warrants on the Hopkins fight and the Tito-Wrap evidence havent you?

No I havn't. I don't know anything about that ****. Is it all at SweetScience.

Lisa Schwarzbaum. The movie critic for Entertainment Weekly. She needs to be smacked in the head like its nobody's business. She GLEEFULLY pissed on two of the best movies I have seen this year, Sin City and Oldboy. So a Louisville slugger duel with her would suit me just fine.

Tell me, why would someone who hates movies want to be a movie critic?

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It's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel..lol




Is Jessica Alba past her prime?

lol, thats right (theres just something about the character when the pharoh takes over Yugi's body..cant explain it :o )

Damn, Jessica Alba is only 24 years old. Fine ass women like that only get better with age... I can almost guarantee that she's gonna be hot as hell even well into her thirties.

Well into her 30's?? Man, you guys have it all wrong..women that take care of themselves dont "fall" out of shape just cause they pass the age of 29! Most of them dont even start to sag, or whatever, until the middle 40's! :eek:

I've always wanted to punch a manatee not so much duel one....just punch it

I've always wanted to punch a manatee not so much duel one....just punch it


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