View Full Version : Masturbation Q&A


Curly
04-05-2005, 01:25 PM
http://www.masturbationpage.com/q071597.html

how much does an average person masturbate daily?

according to Masters and Johnson, noted sex researchers the average person...whoever that is masturbates between 3-4 times per week

Sounds about right


http://www.healthystrokes.com/young.html

Can I hurt myself by masturbating?

For most males, masturbation is healthy. There are three methods of masturbating that should be avoided:

You can hurt yourself if you masturbate in a face-down position. Masturbation should be performed on your back, although you can try it sitting or standing once you've learned it on your back. Masturbating face-down puts too much pressure on your penis and might cause problems when you someday try to have sex with a partner. This is a troublesome condition called Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS. If you masturbate face-down, you need to stop and learn to do it face-up.
You can hurt yourself if you stick anything into your urethra while masturbating (or any other time, for that matter). (The urethra is the tube in the opening at the end of your penis where urine and semen come out.)
It's not good to stop the flow of semen when you ejaculate. This sends the semen into your urinary bladder, and the force you use to stop the flow can damage the blood vessels and nerves in your penis.

kaps
04-05-2005, 01:31 PM
Very informative...

Curly
04-05-2005, 01:32 PM
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Curly
04-05-2005, 01:35 PM
Female Masturbation and Orgasm

http://www.abbys-sexual-health.com/articles/female_masturbation.php

Curly
04-05-2005, 01:36 PM
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AgonYx0
04-05-2005, 02:16 PM
glad to know im normal.lol

Curly
04-05-2005, 03:43 PM
nsf.......

Carlao
04-05-2005, 03:50 PM
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that masturbate and the ones that lie about it!!!

Masturbation is healthy and perfectly normal! Just make sure that you shave your hand adn that you do not go blind!

joeboxer
04-05-2005, 03:54 PM
nsf.......

What does nsf mean?

Carlao
04-05-2005, 04:02 PM
Non Sufficent Funds!!!

Curly
04-05-2005, 04:05 PM
What does nsf mean?

It's an mma thing. Basically, a sponsor gave a fighter a check and it bounced. The fighter went on one of the big mma forums and told everyone about it. The sponsor came back on and made a fake bank statement. It's a long drawn out story but nfs= non sufficient funds. instead of TTT we post NSF

nance
04-05-2005, 04:17 PM
There are 2 types of people in this world. Those that masturbate and the ones that lie about it!!!

Masturbation is healthy and perfectly normal! Just make sure that you shave your hand adn that you do not go blind!



Oohhhh! I forgot to tell my son all that...dammit!!

Would you believe I was the one that had to have the sex talk with him? Guess that's what I get for cleaning his room... :eek:

Shaolin Bushido
04-05-2005, 04:34 PM
Oohhhh! I forgot to tell my son all that...dammit!!

Would you believe I was the one that had to have the sex talk with him? Guess that's what I get for cleaning his room... :eek:My dad did it cause my mom punked him.

He said, "Get all you can get."

I doubt that's what he copped to when my mom asked him about it.

nance
04-05-2005, 04:49 PM
My dad did it cause my mom punked him.

He said, "Get all you can get."

I doubt that's what he copped to when my mom asked him about it.


HAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's why I did it.

It went like this:

If you're going to have sex, use a condom. Condoms can break. So don't have sex.

If you're going to have sex, respect the girl. If you can't respect her, don't have sex. If you do respect her, then you shouldn't have sex. So don't have sex.

and more stuff like that all ending with "don't have sex" until you're out of high school...but if you do, USE CONDOMS!!

So after the redness faded from his face, we went to dinner. And I quit cleaning his room so I would find dirty mags in there any more.

His dad said, "At least I know he's not gay" and smiled at our son's audacity to have those mags...

Curly
04-05-2005, 04:58 PM
my dad just said "stop jerkin off and go get a girl ya homo"

AgonYx0
04-05-2005, 05:02 PM
hahahhahhaa

VulgarTheClown
04-05-2005, 08:50 PM
my dad tried to exsplain condoms to me when i was 5

VulgarTheClown
04-05-2005, 09:23 PM
BTW great links. I just tried the shower massager technique and its awesome, just that its a bit hard to controll the stream of water so i had to go at it old school style.

Carlao
04-05-2005, 10:29 PM
:omfg:
:puke:
:wtf1:

Vulgar I do not think anyone here needs to know about that.

czars_salad
04-05-2005, 10:58 PM
my dad just said "stop jerkin off and go get a girl ya homo"
HAHAHA!!!!

Mr. Beelzebub
04-05-2005, 11:09 PM
I am an old school meat beater... No lube, no gimmicks, just straight out hardcore choking.

AgonYx0
04-06-2005, 12:20 AM
:omfg:
:puke:
:wtf1:

Vulgar I do not think anyone here needs to know about that.


thats what im talkin about. my stomach turned when i read his post, what a nasty ****er

VulgarTheClown
04-06-2005, 02:50 AM
thats what im talkin about. my stomach turned when i read his post, what a nasty ****er

i was thinkin about you durring it.

your a dirty girl. you like that don't you.

yeah... who's your daddy. yeah...

Kato
04-09-2005, 11:22 PM
There is nothing wrong with Self Gratification I am the QUEEN!!!

Curly
04-11-2005, 05:50 PM
HA HA KatOWNED Bzob again HAHAHA