I'm just watching a DVD someone lent me from work: "Ass Stretchers". I was actually expecting it to be an instruction on retail management, similar to Pound Stretchers, but it turns out to be about stretching the anuses of lovely ladies.

After 3/4 of an hours of watching Southern Americans banging the ass off each other, this guy comes along and puts what looks like an extra leg in a woman's mouth. "What a big f*cking ****" she quite observantly notes.

All of a sudden: "Yeah, that's a big fackin' **** yall 'ave in your arse in a minute" - full ****ney accent, just like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins. Well, it just don't sound right, does it?

I must say, there's not much plot to it either, and it's a bit predictable. Here's an exchange:

"Oh, give me your f*cking ****!"

"Up your arse?"


I mean, where else does he think? The film's called Ass Splitters - she's hardly gonna want it in her ear, is she?

I must say, there's not much plot to it either, and it's a bit predictable. Here's an exchange:

"Oh, give me your f*cking ****!"

"Up your arse?"


I mean, where else does he think? The film's called Ass Splitters - she's hardly gonna want it in her ear, is she?

So you're the legendary guy who watches **** because of the plot and the well written conversations? :D

I just felt annoyed at the guy for not revising his part more closely...

I just felt annoyed at the guy for not revising his part more closely...

Uhm, yeah, makes you wonder why he got the job in the first place despite his limited acting skills ... ;)

Uhm, yeah, makes you wonder why he got the job in the first place despite his limited acting skills ... ;)

He got it cause of his accent duuuu

hhahahahahhaha, you dont really have to act in a **** video, just have to be able to ****.

He got it cause of his accent duuuuHey Joe, wassup my man?

There is talking in ****o?

hhahahahahhaha, you dont really have to act in a **** video, just have to be able to ****.



a good accent can add some great laughs though, imagine a guy talking like teddy atlas, a big fat hairy guy from new jersey...wait a minute, that's ron jeremy

a good accent can add some great laughs though, imagine a guy talking like teddy atlas, a big fat hairy guy from new jersey...wait a minute, that's ron jeremy

Or it can ruin it. When I hear a chick start moaning in Russian it makes me soooo mad! I hate those ****ing russians. Even in ****o, they totally ruin it for me.

Or it can ruin it. When I hear a chick start moaning in Russian it makes me soooo mad! I hate those ****ing russians. Even in ****o, they totally ruin it for me.



how does uh, uh, sound different in russian, **** sounds are the universal language :D