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msagrain
11-10-2009, 01:04 PM
hmmm it's scandalous.!?!?
-ALT-
11-10-2009, 01:10 PM
He's banging Dannii aswell
Oasis_Lad
11-10-2009, 01:11 PM
And Piers Morgan.
-ALT-
11-10-2009, 01:23 PM
He's banging Kelly Brook aswell
Oasis_Lad
11-10-2009, 01:25 PM
And Louis Walsh.
Rich Lοc
11-10-2009, 01:27 PM
No, he's not..
-ALT-
11-10-2009, 01:27 PM
He's banging Sharon Osbourne
Rich Lοc
11-10-2009, 01:43 PM
He could do better.
-ALT-
11-10-2009, 01:46 PM
;6593301']He could do better.

How can he do better?

He's banging Piers Morgan , Sharon Osbourne , Cheryl Cole , Louis Walsh and Kelly Brook
The Monk
11-10-2009, 02:41 PM
I heard from a friend, who heard it from his auntie, who heard it from her dog, that he banged Paula Abdul as well.
Savino
11-10-2009, 03:02 PM
I heard afew people are dippin their tip in Cheryl...Simon Cowell, Ashley Cole, Steven Pienaar, back-up dancer for Girls Aloud.
Oasis_Lad
11-10-2009, 03:06 PM
She needs to give the Gayemaker a shot on her.
-ALT-
11-10-2009, 03:20 PM
David would rip that little ***** up with the black ****.

She has no chance with him
Sir Tom Jones
11-10-2009, 04:07 PM
David would rip that little ***** up with the black ****.

She has no chance with him

rumour has it ashley would like the hayemaker to tear up his dirt track too.

win win for the coles.
???
11-10-2009, 06:01 PM
hmmm it's scandalous.!?!?

When you say Simon you mean Simon Cowell, right?
The Noose
11-10-2009, 06:25 PM
Simon does all the singers in the x factor.

But he only fingers them as he has no ****.

He fists the winner of the x factor with a fist full of gold coins.
Southpaw Stinger
11-10-2009, 07:19 PM
He banged me aswell. Moment of weakness.

He asked me to take off his trousers. An hour later, they were off and it began.
Tigger Mitch
11-11-2009, 05:24 AM
It's a known fact Simon rapes the X Factor contestants, that's where he gets his powers from.