View Full Version : Have you ever heard of someone getting chicken pox - you know, down there?


boxing fan
03-30-2005, 10:13 PM
My friend Raul says he has them near his winkie and he says it hurts and when he scratches them in his sleep they scab.

He's mad at a girl named Juanita. She must have them, too, because he says it's her fault.

phallus
03-30-2005, 10:14 PM
My friend Raul says he has them near his winkie and he says it hurts and when he scratches them in his sleep they scab.

He's mad at a girl named Juanita. She must have them, too, because he says it's her fault.



tell him he's got V.D., the dumb **** :D and to get his sorry ass down to the clinic, and juanita's too...that's why Condomman says " USE FRENCHIES " ( and i don't mean tino )

jack_the_rippuh
03-30-2005, 11:20 PM
I don't think it's chicken pox. Hey, boxing fan, have you ever played GTA where those two English guys take you to a farm to kill some rednecks and the lady starts scratching her crotch and says, "I'm gonna get you for givin' me and fellas the red-bumpy." I think your friends Raul and Juanity have the "red-bumpy"...I have the cure for it, just tell them to give me good karma, points, and their souls.

Shaolin Bushido
03-30-2005, 11:25 PM
Dude, when I got chicken pox as a kid ... I had ****in chicken pox everywhere. It was on my eyelids, the crack of my ass, everywhere!

paul750
04-18-2005, 05:46 PM
you cannot give someone chicken pox, it's not possible

Sn1
04-18-2005, 05:49 PM
you cannot give someone chicken pox, it's not possible
so why did jeff brazier get booted from the contender for
having chicken pox. they said he was a health risk to the
other fighters. so impossible?

paul750
04-18-2005, 05:52 PM
so why did jeff brazier get booted from the contender for
having chicken pox. they said he was a health risk to the
other fighters. so impossible?
i'm not sure but i was always led to believe that chicken pox was not contagious

Warrior Spirit
04-18-2005, 06:03 PM
Chicken pox is very contagious! If you've already had it, you can't get it again, though!

AgonYx0
04-18-2005, 06:10 PM
if you had them once u can never get them again, if you havnt had them before RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

Boxerdog
04-18-2005, 07:26 PM
I have heard that the mumps can "drop" and render you sterile but haven't heard of genital chicken pocks.
Ask him if these "pocks" appear to be crawling around. :D

+= El Jefe=+
04-18-2005, 10:14 PM
tell him he's got V.D., the dumb **** :D and to get his sorry ass down to the clinic, and juanita's too...that's why Condomman says " USE FRENCHIES " ( and i don't mean tino )

lmao you kno if you hadnt specified
i would have said something

PBDS
04-18-2005, 10:55 PM
....chicken pox are actually a form of the herpes virus and it stays dorment in your system and can actually come out in the form of it's altered cousin(shingles). Sounds to me like your friend actually has the real herpes virus though. Tell him to call Mike Vick for advice and some good creams to apply.