If you're caught drunk driving, do you think you can do what this guy did?

Wed, March 30, 2005

Can't foil breathalyser with feces

TORONTO -- An accused drunk driver tried but failed to foil a police breathalyser after stuffing his mouth full of feces. "I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.

"I've never heard of anything like this before," said the 28-year police veteran.

Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup was pulled over on a highway just outside Barrie, Ont., the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a police station for testing.

En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the squad car.

After arriving at the station, he said the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyser machine."

It didn't work, Buchanan said.

He alleged the machine registered two readings of intoxication from samples the suspect provided. Both were more than twice the legal limit.

The motorist was charged with impaired driving, plus driving with more than 80 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood in his system.

Yuuuccckkkk!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

If it works. Just to avoid getting arrested I think it's one of the smartest moves in that particular situation.

If it works. Just to avoid getting arrested I think it's one of the smartest moves in that particular situation.

Yaaaakkk again!!! :p

Yaaaakkk again!!! :p

LOL to be honest.... Would you rather be arrested and go through all the **** inside the prison? Or Eat your **** once in a lifetime and promise yourself notto Drive while drunk again??? eewwww

(Im actually gagging right now)

I wouldn't drive drunk in the first place.

That is hilarious and should be in a movie though. Seems like something a dumbass criminal would try doing to get away with something.

LOL to be honest.... Would you rather be arrested and go through all the **** inside the prison? Or Eat your **** once in a lifetime and promise yourself notto Drive while drunk again??? eewwww

(Im actually gagging right now)

He-he :D The thing is, it didn't work. The breathalyzer was done even twice, and it still registered his alcohol level! Eat burritos next time! :D

He-he :D The thing is, it didn't work. The breathalyzer was done even twice, and it still registered his alcohol level! Eat burritos next time! :D

There's gotta be a way where we could cheat on the breathalyzer... Any one? Any ideas?

There's gotta be a way where we could cheat on the breathalyzer... Any one? Any ideas?


....One of my brothers claims that he was absolutely hammered one night and got pulled and got breathalized. The cop turned away for a minute and my brother hyper ventilated himself and then took a ton of fresh air and held his breath until the cop made him blow. He was under the limit and he is sure that he was over twice what the legal limit was.

Nothing seems to fool a breathalizer. Anybody else watch the episode of Myth Busters where they tried every trick in the book to fool one? Nothing worked.