This thread is kinda inspired by joeboxers where to dump the body.

Now another interesting question whats the best way to kill someone???

Id go for the hitman way with piano wire ore.....
if the person smokes.

Take a cigar in a cup of water overnight, boil it to thick syrup than put 1drop per 30pounds of your victims bodyweight in his coffe.

Very hard to trace if he allready uses nicotin.

no good ideeas??????

how does that cigar thing kill somebody? interesting

you dont have to be careful about things being traced as long as you get rid of the body, no body no murder. thats what incenerator's are for, or sulfuric acid. for the kill, go with a hypodermic needle and poison :D

Stab him to death with a big sharp icicle.

Ice melts, no more murder weapon. :D

Stab him to death with a big sharp icicle.

Ice melts, no more murder weapon. :D


Are you speaking from experience :p ;) :D

you cant sneak that by me sonny, i was a huge walker texas ranger fan back in the day :D :p

posion or sniper.

put arsenic on his powdered doughnut

Stab him to death with a big sharp icicle.

Ice melts, no more murder weapon. :D


I was waiting to see that...its the perfect murder. :D

I'd say, get a mask and a really big knife, then go attack a sorority house...everything seems to take care of itself after that.

I can't believe this ****. This is a boxing site guys. What about punching? I don't need special ways to kill people, it happens all the time by accident just when your giving someone the good ol'fashion beatdown.

5.) Hardware stores sell arsenic. It is used to kill ants and common household pets. Give the victim extremely high doses in random meals, and do not let them attend the hospital. That would be your demise.
:nonono:

6.)Interesting ways may be include: dismembering them with a chainsaw, however loud that would be. I can imagine it would be extremely inhumane though. And on the other hand, leave too much evidence behind.
:dunno:

7.) Make several attempts at bleeding the break lines on their car, or loosen the lugnuts on the wheel. Then somehow hope they are speeding through rush hour traffic.
:dunno:
i dont think humane and murder really count in the same sentence unless its a horse, who fell on top of your mother in law, then that would be humane or an excuse to shoot her.

punching is messy, noisy.

just plain unprofessional

how does that cigar thing kill somebody? interesting

you dont have to be careful about things being traced as long as you get rid of the body, no body no murder. thats what incenerator's are for, or sulfuric acid. for the kill, go with a hypodermic needle and poison :D

the nicotin will go into the water, concentrate it and you got strong poison, poison that wont shock the feeds if the victim allready use nicotin.

Do a fatality.

http://goinside.com/98/11/mk4-16.jpg

The best way to kill a bunch of people no problem is to declare a "war on terror" on them. Don't worry, you don't need a legitimate reason. Just make something up, and when nobody believes you, ignore them.

Oh wait...did I just say that out loud?

Are you saying that Repeadetly striking with someone in the head with a blunt object, which would knock them unconscious to the point where they would feel nothing.....

is as inhumane as lighting someone on fire and watching them scream/run for the hills?

I would have to argue with that. There are ways to murder someone "humanely" in comparison to others.

You've reminded me of something I've always wondered about. People who advocate capital punishment say that it is done as humanely as possible. However, I'm pretty sure that most of the methods that they are use now are at least a little bit painful. Why don't they just lock a guy in a room and pump it full of carbon monoxide? As far as I know, that just puts you into a peaceful sleep...from which you never wake up, of course.

Maybe people still want the people they execute to feel a bit of pain. I don't know.

Do a fatality.

http://goinside.com/98/11/mk4-16.jpg

lol
Jack when i grow up i wanna be like you.

Are you saying that Repeadetly striking with someone in the head with a blunt object, which would knock them unconscious to the point where they would feel nothing.....

is as inhumane as lighting someone on fire and watching them scream/run for the hills?

I would have to argue with that. There are ways to murder someone "humanely" in comparison to others.
Either way you take their life the method doesn't matter.

now i dont get the whole inhuman and human.
arent you taking their lives???
isnt the whole act of murder inhuman itself???
burn them to death, of shot them in the head
it all ends up the same.

now i dont get the whole inhuman and human.
arent you taking their lives???
isnt the whole act of murder inhuman itself???
burn them to death, of shot them in the head
it all ends up the same.

i would say burn them alive to dead is more inhuman than shot them in the head :p, just think about it freak me out to see a living human screaming and jumping in the fire :eek:, and shot to the head he/she die immedely.

choke someone to death with licorice then eat the evidence

you can get away with murder if you don't care who you're murdering. Just go to a random city, shoot someone you have no motive to kill in the face, get far away and you should be fine.

It is best to find someone in a city far from your city to kill for you if you want someone dead. Then kill one of their enemies in eckschange (the letter between w and y isn't working on this keyboard). Favor for a favor. Like in Strangers on a train.

Do a fatality.

http://goinside.com/98/11/mk4-16.jpg


Although that is a very good fatality, I think you should do this fatality instead...do like Thunder God Raiden.

http://mortal.shang.free.fr/images/mortal%20kombat/mk1_fatality.JPG

Make sure it is similar to Naseem Hamed/Kevin Kelley. Hamed KO4.

Well, depends on where you life. In the USA I'd buy a foreign looking beautiful hooker that attracts him and starts a relationship. The girl would have to play being a muslim and make him letting his facial hair grow (because she likes it and stuff). When this is done and something like two months are passed and everything is going fine you pay the hooker to **** with a normal good christian from the neighbourhood and let some people know about it. Then you burn the house of the good christian guy and leave a message like "you don't **** with my muslim wife christian son of a *****".

In front of the law court the hooker will tell everybody how her partner changed his life, how he became more and more fanatic and cruel and how he finally believed in the dijhad and wanted to state an example on this guy who's house was burned down and who died in the flames. Afterwards the state will take care of your dirty work.

that'd take WAY too long. Too much effort to kill one person.

that'd take WAY too long. Too much effort to kill one person.

well, that's what makes it funny. You can follow the whole process right from the beginning and see him going down. Plus you don't even have to kill him yourself.

I mean of course you could get some gloves, a good gun, a well thought alibi and pick the right spot and time. But where's the fun? ;)

[QUOTE=masterdirector]eckschange (the letter between w and y isn't working on this keyboard).[QUOTE]

i saw this and then looked at the avatar and lost it, lol :D

Ya'll are sick.

I would think making it look like an accident is the best.

Ya'll are sick.

I would think making it look like an accident is the best.

like what???

like he accindetly cut his head off while shaving

Shoot them in the head and hide the body where it wont be found for at least 2 days... leave the country.. thats it.

BTW about the pain thing, i heard that after a certain amount of pain the nerves that tell ur brain ur in pain will shutdown automatically.

I'm sticking with eatin somebody. It's just the way to go.