Lets say for a moment that I killed somebody by accident, and I'm thinking about hiding the body so nobodys finds out.

Any ideas where I could put this ****.

Lets say for a moment that I killed somebody by accident, and I'm thinking about hiding the body so nobodys finds out.

Any ideas where I could put this ****.

:eek: No comment.

Don't hide it all together, chop it up into little pieces and distribute them in odd places, like the recycling factory or a meat packing plant

Lets say for a moment that I killed somebody by accident, and I'm thinking about hiding the body so nobodys finds out.

Any ideas where I could put this ****.

Drive to a town a few states away that you would otherwise have no business there. Drive there in a clunker that can't be traced to you. Dump the body in a secluded area; try to remove any prints, etc.

Ride the bus back to your town.

Drive to a town a few states away that you would otherwise have no business there. Drive there in a clunker that can't be traced to you. Dump the body in a secluded area; try to remove any prints, etc.

Ride the bus back to your town.

Also make it very hard to identify the body. Remove the teeth, burn the body if possible without drawing attention to yourself. Change your appearance once you're coming back; shave, shave your head or die it, change clothes/styles, go from sloppy to clean/expensive clothes, etc.

Don't hide it all together, chop it up into little pieces and distribute them in odd places, like the recycling factory or a meat packing plant

also make sure you keep a souveneir, like an eye or something, you'll want to remember it.

Also make it very hard to identify the body. Remove the teeth, burn the body if possible without drawing attention to yourself. Change your appearance once you're coming back; shave, shave your head or die it, change clothes/styles, go from sloppy to clean/expensive clothes, etc.
wtf??? you done this before neils???? lol......
feed it to the pigs.... what movie was that from again???

wtf??? you done this before neils???? lol......
feed it to the pigs.... what movie was that from again???

I'm just sharing what works for me

whow whow whow, slow down there neils.

I don't want to spend my whole ****ing life doing this ****. I want the "time savers, dinner in ten minuets" kind of version here.

Plus I don't want to have to waste a whole lot of money on a dead person.

ahh that's creepy neils ^_^

ahh that's creepy neils ^_^

what do you think happened to johnny swift?

haha, that's right he never showed up to poker night

wtf??? you done this before neils???? lol......
feed it to the pigs.... what movie was that from again???

:D :D, sound like it was from movie. where to dump body?, its hard for me to say because i have never done it before :p, but i guess somewhere its hard to find etc

Buy a 10 gallon bucket....or perhaps 20. (might be too heavy).
fill the bucket with liquid cement, and suspend the body from the celing with a slip-rope. Lower the feet into it. Buy an engine stand/crane to escort the body to the vehicle. Drive to the nearest body of water and dump it. Be sure to break the ankles and point the feet perpendicular to the shin before lowering into the bucket. This will keep the feet from floating out if the tide "tilts" the body.

leave town and color your hair.

"chopping the body up" leaves too much trace evidence and smells awful. Even if the corpse is recently deceased. You will have nightmares afterward, and throw up in the process.

If you decide to kill someone: simply strangle them with a fine wire. ONLY do so, on hookers, vagrants, derelicts, and Tyson fans.

Why get rid of it? You can make love to it for a few days before it starts to stink....

wtf??? you done this before neils???? lol......
feed it to the pigs.... what movie was that from again???

Snatch...

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together, And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". - BrickTop

I was about too write that i sure love snatch must have seen it 15 times ore so.

Id say the old school way works pretty good.

Cut a hole in the belly, fill it with stone,close the hole with string and needle and than dump it in in deep water.

Why let Pigs eat the body when you can do it. This gets rid of the body and supplies dinner for at least a month. The only real question is who do you invite over for dinner?

Why let Pigs eat the body when you can do it. This gets rid of the body and supplies dinner for at least a month. The only real question is who do you invite over for dinner?

the policeofficers ofcourse

put it in rosie o'donnels pants, no one will find it there

Bury under your attoney's boat like Barry "The Blade" Muldanno did from The Client..

let mike tyson have a lil fun with it :p

put it in rosie o'donnels pants, no one will find it there

so true, so very true

I say just burn it to ashes.

eat it, then throw it up and feed it to your dog, dogs like vomit

Man, Joe, if you don't want to get caught you gotta do **** the right way. Neils suggestion is the best so far. I'd also suggest a rag dipped in gasoline into the tank, and dowsing the car in gasoline. Burn everything there. Burn the body in the car, too. If you can, get jet fuel, that **** will burn everything, so much to the point there will be no evidence at all. If you work for an airliner company, or have some way of stealing fuel, you should be good to go.

you could dump the body in rosie o'donnels pants and then light her on fire. that would work the only problem you'd ahve is where to put the 2057 pounds of ash.

wow, twisted......I like it! ^_^

Snatch...

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together, And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". - BrickTop
Thanks kaps.... been trying to think of the damn movie since I posted last night.

No problemo....

I say burn the corpse until all the flesh is gone. Then simply
smash the bones up with a sledge hammer or something. Just pound them into dust. Then take the bone powder and flush it down the toilet or throw it in a lake or something...

If you don't feel like going trough all that ****, you should just
take the corpse to some public place like a mall's foodcourt, pull its pants down, look for some dude sitting around reading the newspaper and minding his business, then throw the corpse on top of him:scared: and run like hell!

:lol1:
Nobody has ever done that and it would be very cool.
At least this way if you did get caught the media would give you a kick ass nickname like "The Corpse Tosser"

YESSSSSSSSSS!! I go for the food court idea!