View Full Version : Annual prostate exams


neils7147933
03-29-2005, 12:43 AM
Looks like Men's Health night on the BoxingScene Lounge boards...

joeboxer
03-29-2005, 12:47 AM
Prostate exams hurt. Plus they never find anything up there anyway so I don't know why they do them. I think that there is no way people need to get these done once a year. Once every 18 months, max! Says I.

SonnyG8R
03-29-2005, 09:18 AM
My farts smell devine.

PBDS
03-29-2005, 09:20 AM
Aren't you only supposed to start getting them after 40? I actually turn 41 here shortly but I am not ready to get inspected in that fashion yet.

kepsy
03-29-2005, 01:20 PM
Aren't you only supposed to start getting them after 40? I actually turn 41 here shortly but I am not ready to get inspected in that fashion yet.
40???? my doctor's been checking me since I was 16!!! :eek:

Explosivo
03-29-2005, 01:26 PM
40???? my doctor's been checking me since I was 16!!! :eek:

WTF?? Did he have his other hand down his pants, moving it up and down?
I'd say it's time to change doctors buddy.

Im 26 now and I am in no way looking forward to the time in my life where a guy has to stick his finger up my ass once a year. **** that.

abdiel2k3
03-29-2005, 01:35 PM
never had a recatl exam or anything
my theory is
i **** everday
wipe it right
so long as nothin feel outta the ordinary
i dont need no doctor jammen his finger up in my ass

abdiel2k3
03-29-2005, 01:37 PM
40???? my doctor's been checking me since I was 16!!! :eek:
lmao
u better be jokin dude
tell me ur fukin joken

kepsy
03-29-2005, 01:37 PM
WTF?? Did he have his other hand down his pants, moving it up and down?
I'd say it's time to change doctors buddy.

Im 26 now and I am in no way looking forward to the time in my life where a guy has to stick his finger up my ass once a year. **** that.
hahahaha... that was a joke. I had it done once because I had some pain somewhere down south. He asked me to relax... I say you stick it up your ass and see if you can relax. :mad:
You think prostate checkup is bad..... wait till you have a cystoscopy. I still cringe everytime I hear the word.

kepsy
03-29-2005, 01:39 PM
never had a recatl exam or anything
my theory is
i **** everday
wipe it right
so long as nothin feel outta the ordinary
i dont need no doctor jammen his finger up in my ass
that's not what your doctor has been telling people... he says you're there at least once a month.

Mr. Beelzebub
03-29-2005, 01:45 PM
Take a saw palmetto supplement after hitting the big 30 and you will be fine, or at least reduce your chances of getting prostate cancer.
You ****ers must enjoy getting finger****ed by a mofos in white gowns.

kepsy
03-29-2005, 01:48 PM
Take a saw palmetto supplement after hitting the big 30 and you will be fine, or at least reduce your chances of getting prostate cancer.
You ****ers must enjoy getting finger****ed by a mofos in white gowns.
What's a saw palmetto bub?

PBDS
03-29-2005, 03:47 PM
What's a saw palmetto bub?


....You saw a Palmetto bug(large ****roach) in half and drink his fluids.

Lol999
03-29-2005, 05:27 PM
Eat plenty of tomato based products, even ketchup helps. Tomatos have lycopene in them that's good for prostate health. Cranberry juice or tablets is also helpful. Research shows that men who flush their pipes regularly have lower instances of prostate cancer. So whether it's getting laid or having a J Arthur get your load off regularly!

Lol :D

phallus
03-30-2005, 09:05 PM
Eat plenty of tomato based products, even ketchup helps. Tomatos have lycopene in them that's good for prostate health. Cranberry juice or tablets is also helpful. Research shows that men who flush their pipes regularly have lower instances of prostate cancer. So whether it's getting laid or having a J Arthur get your load off regularly!

Lol :D


good advice michael, if that doesn't work, find a doctor with SMALL HANDS, get something to bite down on, drop u're pants and sing "moon river" :D

con33
03-30-2005, 09:58 PM
Eat plenty of tomato based products, even ketchup helps. Tomatos have lycopene in them that's good for prostate health. Cranberry juice or tablets is also helpful. Research shows that men who flush their pipes regularly have lower instances of prostate cancer. So whether it's getting laid or having a J Arthur get your load off regularly!

Lol :D



....There is a serious angle in that whole pipe cleaning thing. I think it should become mandatory for older men to get regular prostate therapy via doctors orders and the therapy should be perfomed by female nursing assistants. If more research is done then I see it being covered by insurance and I have visions of old men leaving the house three times a week to get their carrot waxed by caring nursing assistants. If they tried to swerve the old guys by subing in a male or old woman then the old guy could just say that he couldn't clear his pipes with that type of stimuli. I'm gonna get the word out on my male health concerns and how they can be addressed on this issue.

borikua
03-30-2005, 10:08 PM
I'll wait till they do it with pills or some **** like dat...no finger for me. ****, they can land a fukin robot on Mars and they can't find another way to check for prostate cancer??? Thank God Shaq is not a doctor..

boxing fan
03-30-2005, 10:11 PM
I've been practicing on myself so I'll be ready for the doctor.

phallus
03-30-2005, 10:13 PM
I've been practicing on myself so I'll be ready for the doctor.



:D kid i hope u got small hands

Kojak
03-30-2005, 10:38 PM
I waited till I was 44 to get mine checked. I had the colon done too.
I was scared but I pulled myself to it when a couple of my friends
died of colon cancer. It's the silent killer. When you find you have it
then it's too late. I don't agree going to a doctor every year for a
prostate exam. If you're having problems such as getting up
many times during the night to urinate, or if you can't get it up
then you need to see your doctor.