neils7147933
03-29-2005, 12:43 AM
Looks like Men's Health night on the BoxingScene Lounge boards...
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View Full Version : Annual prostate exams neils7147933 03-29-2005, 12:43 AM Looks like Men's Health night on the BoxingScene Lounge boards... joeboxer 03-29-2005, 12:47 AM Prostate exams hurt. Plus they never find anything up there anyway so I don't know why they do them. I think that there is no way people need to get these done once a year. Once every 18 months, max! Says I. SonnyG8R 03-29-2005, 09:18 AM My farts smell devine. PBDS 03-29-2005, 09:20 AM Aren't you only supposed to start getting them after 40? I actually turn 41 here shortly but I am not ready to get inspected in that fashion yet. kepsy 03-29-2005, 01:20 PM Aren't you only supposed to start getting them after 40? I actually turn 41 here shortly but I am not ready to get inspected in that fashion yet. 40???? my doctor's been checking me since I was 16!!! :eek: Explosivo 03-29-2005, 01:26 PM 40???? my doctor's been checking me since I was 16!!! :eek: WTF?? Did he have his other hand down his pants, moving it up and down? I'd say it's time to change doctors buddy. Im 26 now and I am in no way looking forward to the time in my life where a guy has to stick his finger up my ass once a year. **** that. abdiel2k3 03-29-2005, 01:35 PM never had a recatl exam or anything my theory is i **** everday wipe it right so long as nothin feel outta the ordinary i dont need no doctor jammen his finger up in my ass abdiel2k3 03-29-2005, 01:37 PM 40???? my doctor's been checking me since I was 16!!! :eek: lmao u better be jokin dude tell me ur fukin joken kepsy 03-29-2005, 01:37 PM WTF?? Did he have his other hand down his pants, moving it up and down? I'd say it's time to change doctors buddy. Im 26 now and I am in no way looking forward to the time in my life where a guy has to stick his finger up my ass once a year. **** that. hahahaha... that was a joke. I had it done once because I had some pain somewhere down south. He asked me to relax... I say you stick it up your ass and see if you can relax. :mad: You think prostate checkup is bad..... wait till you have a cystoscopy. I still cringe everytime I hear the word. kepsy 03-29-2005, 01:39 PM never had a recatl exam or anything my theory is i **** everday wipe it right so long as nothin feel outta the ordinary i dont need no doctor jammen his finger up in my ass that's not what your doctor has been telling people... he says you're there at least once a month. Mr. Beelzebub 03-29-2005, 01:45 PM Take a saw palmetto supplement after hitting the big 30 and you will be fine, or at least reduce your chances of getting prostate cancer. You ****ers must enjoy getting finger****ed by a mofos in white gowns. kepsy 03-29-2005, 01:48 PM Take a saw palmetto supplement after hitting the big 30 and you will be fine, or at least reduce your chances of getting prostate cancer. You ****ers must enjoy getting finger****ed by a mofos in white gowns. What's a saw palmetto bub? PBDS 03-29-2005, 03:47 PM What's a saw palmetto bub? ....You saw a Palmetto bug(large ****roach) in half and drink his fluids. Lol999 03-29-2005, 05:27 PM Eat plenty of tomato based products, even ketchup helps. Tomatos have lycopene in them that's good for prostate health. Cranberry juice or tablets is also helpful. Research shows that men who flush their pipes regularly have lower instances of prostate cancer. So whether it's getting laid or having a J Arthur get your load off regularly! Lol :D phallus 03-30-2005, 09:05 PM Eat plenty of tomato based products, even ketchup helps. Tomatos have lycopene in them that's good for prostate health. Cranberry juice or tablets is also helpful. Research shows that men who flush their pipes regularly have lower instances of prostate cancer. So whether it's getting laid or having a J Arthur get your load off regularly! Lol :D good advice michael, if that doesn't work, find a doctor with SMALL HANDS, get something to bite down on, drop u're pants and sing "moon river" :D con33 03-30-2005, 09:58 PM Eat plenty of tomato based products, even ketchup helps. Tomatos have lycopene in them that's good for prostate health. Cranberry juice or tablets is also helpful. Research shows that men who flush their pipes regularly have lower instances of prostate cancer. So whether it's getting laid or having a J Arthur get your load off regularly! Lol :D ....There is a serious angle in that whole pipe cleaning thing. I think it should become mandatory for older men to get regular prostate therapy via doctors orders and the therapy should be perfomed by female nursing assistants. If more research is done then I see it being covered by insurance and I have visions of old men leaving the house three times a week to get their carrot waxed by caring nursing assistants. If they tried to swerve the old guys by subing in a male or old woman then the old guy could just say that he couldn't clear his pipes with that type of stimuli. I'm gonna get the word out on my male health concerns and how they can be addressed on this issue. borikua 03-30-2005, 10:08 PM I'll wait till they do it with pills or some **** like dat...no finger for me. ****, they can land a fukin robot on Mars and they can't find another way to check for prostate cancer??? Thank God Shaq is not a doctor.. boxing fan 03-30-2005, 10:11 PM I've been practicing on myself so I'll be ready for the doctor. phallus 03-30-2005, 10:13 PM I've been practicing on myself so I'll be ready for the doctor. :D kid i hope u got small hands Kojak 03-30-2005, 10:38 PM I waited till I was 44 to get mine checked. I had the colon done too. I was scared but I pulled myself to it when a couple of my friends died of colon cancer. It's the silent killer. When you find you have it then it's too late. I don't agree going to a doctor every year for a prostate exam. If you're having problems such as getting up many times during the night to urinate, or if you can't get it up then you need to see your doctor. |