View Full Version : Premature Ejaculation !!!


joeboxer
03-28-2005, 11:52 PM
So I have a friend who has this problem.

Not me, of course. I can rock my **** all night. Does else have this problem or does anybody have any advice for my friend on what he can do about it?

kepsy
03-28-2005, 11:59 PM
lmao..... a friend of a friend says look up tantric sex on google. :D

joeboxer
03-29-2005, 12:03 AM
lmao..... a friend of a friend says look up tantric sex on google. :D


A friend of mine says that tantric sex sounds fake, and or difficult.

A friend of mine also tried putting a rubber band around the bottom of his penis, and says that is a bad idea! Don't do it.

kepsy
03-29-2005, 12:07 AM
A friend of mine says that tantric sex sounds fake, and or difficult.

A friend of mine also tried putting a rubber band around the bottom of his penis, and says that is a bad idea! Don't do it.
hahahahahahaha..... confucious say, "man who put rubber band on bottom of penis do not feel ****y the next morning"

Blood_Child
03-29-2005, 12:08 AM
KEPSY!!!!! I missed you!

itsbusdriver
03-29-2005, 12:10 AM
So I have a friend who has this problem.

Not me, of course. I can rock my **** all night. Does else have this problem or does anybody have any advice for my friend on what he can do about it?

does he have a problem when he urinates?... could be a sphincter problem...

kepsy
03-29-2005, 12:12 AM
KEPSY!!!!! I missed you!
Well it's about bloody time you said hello!!! ... seeing as you ignored me on the other thread... how are you doing sweetcheeks and where have you been??? :mad: I'm still waiting for the continuation of that conversation regarding leather th... uhhh... nevermind... ;)

Blood_Child
03-29-2005, 12:16 AM
haha that was a great letter hehe. I've been good, and what other thread. I have lots to tell you, pm me!

joeboxer
03-29-2005, 12:17 AM
does he have a problem when he urinates?... could be a sphincter problem...

Sometimes it really hurts when my friend pees, after he ejaculates. Does that mean something??? He thought it was because the tubes got crossed or something, but he doesn't know whats going on really.

kepsy
03-29-2005, 12:20 AM
Sometimes it really hurts when my friend pees, after he ejaculates. Does that mean something??? He thought it was because the tubes got crossed or something, but he doesn't know whats going on really.
oh crab.... i mean crap. :D tell your friend to have it checked by a doctor, no harm in it.

kepsy
03-29-2005, 12:23 AM
haha that was a great letter hehe. I've been good, and what other thread. I have lots to tell you, pm me !
NO.

:D
the message you entered is too short and you need a f*ckin cigarette break anyway.

Blood_Child
03-29-2005, 12:24 AM
ow I feel bad for him

kepsy
03-29-2005, 12:28 AM
ow I feel bad for him
no you don't.... :D I just sent you a pm. Be back in a bit... sorry for going off topic joeboxer, Nikki is famous for that. We'll be quiet now.

on with your friend's problem.....

joeboxer
03-29-2005, 12:31 AM
No worries going off is always cool, that's sorta the problem though, ya know. How to keep it from going off.

nadz
03-29-2005, 12:38 AM
haha that was a great letter hehe. I've been good, and what other thread. I have lots to tell you, pm me!
hmmnnnn i smell somethin ha!! :D

kepsy
03-29-2005, 12:40 AM
hmmnnnn i smell somethin ha!! :D
I told you to stop eating chili.......

nadz
03-29-2005, 12:42 AM
I told you to stop eating chili.......
lolzz she's only 15 and im 16 were compatible :p

jack_the_rippuh
03-29-2005, 01:07 PM
Joeboxer tell your friend to go to that boston medical center. He's going to need to strengthen his PC muscle. I would know nothing about this kind of stuff, I just had a friend, who had a friend, who had a friend...who had this problem......









.......WHAT WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME!?

Explosivo
03-29-2005, 01:22 PM
Sometimes it really hurts when my friend pees, after he ejaculates. Does that mean something??? He thought it was because the tubes got crossed or something, but he doesn't know whats going on really.

Does this only happen when you, um sorry, I mean your friend, has been drinking before he has sex? If so, this happens to me too, and friends of mine. We have come to the conclusion that this is normal. If it happens only after drinking that is...

joeboxer
03-29-2005, 01:28 PM
Does this only happen when you, um sorry, I mean your friend, has been drinking before he has sex? If so, this happens to me too, and friends of mine. We have come to the conclusion that this is normal. If it happens only after drinking that is...

Pretty much always after drinking. But sometimes even when sober. :mad:

abdiel2k3
03-29-2005, 01:40 PM
sometimes when i eat spicey food
it burns like the devil when i take a dump

Explosivo
03-29-2005, 02:55 PM
Pretty much always after drinking. But sometimes even when sober. :mad:

Oh well. I guess your ****ed then. :banghead:

PBDS
03-29-2005, 03:41 PM
hahahahahahaha..... confucious say, "man who put rubber band on bottom of penis do not feel ****y the next morning"


....lol lol lol

leff
03-29-2005, 04:11 PM
Pretty much always after drinking. But sometimes even when sober. :mad:

i have the oposite problem i just cant come when im drunk.lol :D

jack_the_rippuh
03-29-2005, 04:41 PM
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."

-Homer J. Simpson

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SonnyG8R
03-29-2005, 07:02 PM
Joeboxer tell your friend to go to that boston medical center. He's going to need to strengthen his PC muscle. I would know nothing about this kind of stuff, I just had a friend, who had a friend, who had a friend...who had this problem......









.......WHAT WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME!?

lmao. Nice one Jacko.

SonnyG8R
03-29-2005, 07:04 PM
sometimes when i eat spicey food
it burns like the devil when i take a dump

Me too. Feels like my ass is a flame thrower some times. :eek:

THRILLAinmanila
03-29-2005, 07:04 PM
Me too. Feels like my ass is a flame thrower some times. :eek:


wassup dude

SonnyG8R
03-29-2005, 07:08 PM
It does sting a tiny bit if you take a piss right after cumming. I don't really think that's a problem.

I think they have medication for that problem (Premature Ejaculation). One possible solution, until he get's the problem resolved is to tounge you're girlfriends ***** until she starts cuming, then hop on her and finish her off real quick.

.::EnRiQuE::.
03-29-2005, 07:10 PM
Pretty much always after drinking. But sometimes even when sober. :mad:
if this is happening to ur frined...why do you seem upset :D :confused:

SonnyG8R
03-29-2005, 07:13 PM
wassup dude

Everythings good man. Busiest time of the year coming up for me, which is good I guess. I'm still months behind on my paperwork though which has come to the attention of the higher-ups. :(

Oh well...

Other than that the wife and kids are doing well.

My wife has gotten back into teaching after taking the last 8 years off raising our kids. And it's almost baseball season again, which means I will be COACH Sonny again very soon. :)

joeboxer
03-29-2005, 07:14 PM
if this is happening to ur frined...why do you seem upset :D :confused:

cause i care about my friends dude

.::EnRiQuE::.
03-29-2005, 07:21 PM
cause i care about my friends dude
and u care about his sex life??? ooookkkk...weird :confused:

oldgringo
03-29-2005, 07:35 PM
"Oh gringo, give me that big stovepipe baby"

OG - "yeah thats right girl...twurk that **** Lisa"

"Oh gringo, that feels so ****ing good...put it in"

OG - "oh yeah it does, you know you...uhhhh...wow thats good...holy ****...nonono...HOLY ****...NO...NO...CMON....AHHH ****" :blow: *spurt*

tino
03-29-2005, 08:17 PM
your friend should wank off an hour before meeting the girl , several times if necessary .
if he is young and healthy he should be able to shot several bullets in a short time , and if he keeps the last ones for the girl , it s good because we all know that the last shots last longer.

phallus
03-30-2005, 09:02 PM
your friend should wank off an hour before meeting the girl , several times if necessary .
if he is young and healthy he should be able to shot several bullets in a short time , and if he keeps the last ones for the girl , it s good because we all know that the last shots last longer.



yeah, supposedly, according to dr. sue ( she's a famous canadian sexpert ) it only takes like 15 minutes for a (young) guy to make more cum...he can clean the pipes an hour before they hook up and then be ready to go again a couple more times

boxing fan
03-30-2005, 09:58 PM
Sometimes in my room I'm watching Three's company before I go to bed and I have a dirty dream and when I wake up, I'm stuck to my Harry Potter briefs and it hurts pulling the shorts off and sometimes I pee at a 60 degree angle if I don't push my winky down towards the stool.

con33
03-30-2005, 10:03 PM
Sometimes in my room I'm watching Three's company before I go to bed and I have a dirty dream and when I wake up, I'm stuck to my Harry Potter briefs and it hurts pulling the shorts off and sometimes I pee at a 60 degree angle if I don't push my winky down towards the stool.



.....You sick ****er!!! lol lol lol I can see the nut smudging Harry's glasses now.