Who in here uses a penis pumper? I just wanna know the side effects of it and what will happen to my ding dong if i use it. Is it safe?

Just say no. keep off the drugs. its not ur fault ur not gifted with a large penis. just learn how to use it right...lol j/k. i wouldn't kno im not old enough to get one.

if you need one, jump off a bridge....

if you need one, jump off a bridge....
LoL i agree^^^ :D

if you need one, jump off a bridge....

Or be single forever? :D

Come on guys... help me here...

opps sorry i made the opposite of the subject.

Arent there pills for a pennis to increase (or is that what penis pumber is?) anyways i remember my cousin saying he bought some pills and in one month he saw results i mean no jokes to anyone but if u think ur thing is small why not try to help urself by increasing it.

But i wanna know the side effects of the pills.. I heard that it has bad side effects.. :confused:

hmm i dont think there is... why not just try it? my cous never has problems.. :confused:

Besides those, there are also pills to make you shoot more, if you know what I mean.

hmm i dont think there is... why not just try it? my cous never has problems.. :confused:

heheh.. im still 17.. Can i just take it even without consulting a ****ing doctor?

dude, you're sticking your dick and cylinder and pumping up your organ. Your messing with your body's normal bloodflow...

How fun does that sound? I imagine you could injure yourself doing that...

Just learn how to eat ***** well enough that no one cares how big you are...

There are girls who can't handle big guys anyway. Find one...

lol, i think some pills have a comb. of both ;)

dude, you're sticking your dick and cylinder and pumping up your organ. Your messing with your body's normal bloodflow...

How fun does that sound? I imagine you could injure yourself doing that...

Just learn how to eat ***** well enough that no one cares how big you are...

There are girls who can't handle big guys anyway. Find one...

****.. it sounds like it hurts..

Besides those, there are also pills to make you shoot more, if you know what I mean.
SWEEEEEEEET! sure will make one hell of a facial :bukkake:

Penis pumps are like toture. Why would you want to do that to your yohnson? It helps to be strapped like me... :D

Penis pumps are like toture. Why would you want to do that to your yohnson? It helps to be strapped like me... :D


LOLZ :D :D

I heard those pills and **** dont work. Ron Jeremy admitted this once. I think the pump will work, but just for a little while. I know this girl that was with a guy who asked her to use the pump on him. She was of course turned off big time. Just go with what ya got. and like Neils said. learn to eat at the Y ;)

I heard those pills and **** dont work. Ron Jeremy admitted this once. I think the pump will work, but just for a little while. I know this girl that was with a guy who asked her to use the pump on him. She was of course turned off big time. Just go with what ya got. and like Neils said. learn to eat at the Y ;)

sounds good.. but its better to have a big gun right?

as long as u pleasin' her right they dont really care. as long as ur about average ur set. u dont have to rock a diesel 12 incher. just wrk that hurricane tounge

dude, you're sticking your dick and cylinder and pumping up your organ. Your messing with your body's normal bloodflow...

How fun does that sound? I imagine you could injure yourself doing that...

Just learn how to eat ***** well enough that no one cares how big you are...

There are girls who can't handle big guys anyway. Find one...
hmmmnnn!!!! try this, this is the good one :p

I found this on an AVN site

This warning is found on the side of the penis pump box:

Use of a vacuum pump may bruise or rupture the blood vessels either immediately below the surface of the skin or within the deep structures of the penis or scrotum resulting in hemorrhage and or the formation of a hematoma, and Misuse of a pump may aggravate existing conditions such as Peyronies disease, priapism, and urethral strictures.

If you've got a few inches and a tongue, leave the hardware alone...

Here's a link for you:

http://www.avninsider.com/stories/lead100402.shtml

ok my question is
how do you guys knwo soo muhc about penis enlargement ****
?????????????????/
kinda scary.

Pacpac, performance is always the best :D

ok my question is
how do you guys knwo soo muhc about penis enlargement ****
?????????????????/
kinda scary.

we are on the Internet...I'm sure you can pull up info in seconds too

we are on the Internet...I'm sure you can pull up info in seconds too

the poor guy didnt know about that.. I think he was trying to be funny....

we are on the Internet...I'm sure you can pull up info in seconds too
lol yeah just type Penis Enlargement in google
like thats something we all do.
sorry pacpac small peckers are not good
but im sure you are not the onlyone

lol yeah just type Penis Enlargement in google
like thats something we all do.
sorry pacpac small peckers are not good
but im sure you are not the onlyone

Did i even say i have a small one? u need to go take some reading exams ****.. I just want to know the side effects of the god damn thing.. :rolleyes:

Did i even say i have a small one? u need to go take some reading exams ****.. I just want to know the side effects of the god damn thing.. :rolleyes:

right you dont have a small one ;)
and OJ didnt do it right? :rolleyes:

right you dont have a small one ;)
and OJ didnt do it right? :rolleyes:

uh huh.. is that all you've got? :rolleyes:

uh huh.. is that all you've got? :rolleyes:
nah but that sentence was longer than your dick

prrrtttttt.........

i am that have small one here...

i only have 7.5 inches :mad:

nah but that sentence was longer than your dick

and how did you know? i cant believe u still remembered the day that u put your mouth in my dick.. :rolleyes:

So, I didn't read that link posted, but I HAVE read on penis enlargment... don't ask why.

Anyhow, I've come across a variety of things: Penis pumps do nothing permanent, and can cause serious damage, even... whatever that word is that means your johnson won't get hard. I can't think of it.

The pills CAN be dangerous, as well. They are a complete gimmick, for one thing, and secondly, there CAN be chemicals which you are allergic to, which could kill you if you take them. They are non-prescription, so you can never be sure what you're really getting.

Surgery: Yes, there are surgeries for this. You can get one, but it is very dependant on the scarring stage. Depending upon how your wang scars, it could end up SMALLER than it began.

There's this one other thing, which is some sort of machine thing that you attach to your dick all day, for like 8+ hours or something, and it's supposed to stretch it, and enlarge it.

There are also exercises you can do which supposedly enlarge your tallywhacker. I saw this site, which I got a link from at maddox.xmission.com (the page where he shows you where he gets the hits from), and they did a test with this stuff, and actually showed the dude's ****s on the page, and they did grow. I don't know how permanent it was, though.

There's one other surgery that is for girth. It's an injection of some sort; they do it in France, I believe-- somewhere in Europe-- it's the only place in the world currently performing the surgery.

I don't know why I know this.

and how did you know? i cant believe u still remembered the day that u put your mouth in my dick.. :rolleyes:
hehehehe :p

i think all those things are BS, i heard theres only one way to do it and that is to get the surgery where they cut into your dong and you have to hang weights from it for like a couple months and itll be longer like an inch.... heard about it on Loveline, only in the US

i think all those things are BS, i heard theres only one way to do it and that is to get the surgery where they cut into your dong and you have to hang weights from it for like a couple months and itll be longer like an inch.... heard about it on Loveline, only in the US

Damn!.. just an inch.. that doesnt help..

Damn!.. just an inch.. that doesnt help..

Are you going for average, **** star, or mule?

Are you going for average, **** star, or mule?

**** superstar.. :p

**** superstar.. :p

just get some viagra

and remember

what you can't do with your hips, do with your lips

PS - I've never known anyone to "admit" that they're smaller than 6 or 7 inches, but the studies show that the average size is 5.1 inches. So you may not be as small as you think. The camera adds an illusion of size, too, just like it makes people look fatter.

Or maybe you are just hung like a premature newborn. What do I know?

Im average. Just 7 inches. I just want to try something different.. Thanks for your help though.. U were very helpful..

**** superstar.. :p
me too.... someday threesome is the best part of doing **** movie
:D

Im average. Just 7 inches. I just want to try something different.. Thanks for your help though.. U were very helpful..

Find a 4'11" virgin and I guarantee she will treat you like you're Rex the Wonder Horse.

me too.... someday threesome is the best part of doing **** movie
:D

nyahahhaha! pare! wag mong sabihin lalaki yung pangatlong gusto mong makasama? :confused: hahahah joke lang ah.. heheh

So, I didn't read that link posted, but I HAVE read on penis enlargment... don't ask why.

Anyhow, I've come across a variety of things: Penis pumps do nothing permanent, and can cause serious damage, even... whatever that word is that means your johnson won't get hard. I can't think of it.

The pills CAN be dangerous, as well. They are a complete gimmick, for one thing, and secondly, there CAN be chemicals which you are allergic to, which could kill you if you take them. They are non-prescription, so you can never be sure what you're really getting.

Surgery: Yes, there are surgeries for this. You can get one, but it is very dependant on the scarring stage. Depending upon how your wang scars, it could end up SMALLER than it began.

There's this one other thing, which is some sort of machine thing that you attach to your dick all day, for like 8+ hours or something, and it's supposed to stretch it, and enlarge it.

There are also exercises you can do which supposedly enlarge your tallywhacker. I saw this site, which I got a link from at maddox.xmission.com (the page where he shows you where he gets the hits from), and they did a test with this stuff, and actually showed the dude's ****s on the page, and they did grow. I don't know how permanent it was, though.

There's one other surgery that is for girth. It's an injection of some sort; they do it in France, I believe-- somewhere in Europe-- it's the only place in the world currently performing the surgery.

I don't know why I know this.

Those exercises will help.. Can u post the steps of that exercise? thanks man..

nyahahhaha! pare! wag mong sabihin lalaki yung pangatlong gusto mong makasama? :confused: hahahah joke lang ah.. heheh
hehehe lolz :D

Find a 4'11" virgin and I guarantee she will treat you like you're Rex the Wonder Horse.
Amen to that...

DAMN! What is with that nacho smell, can you guys say fabreze?

DAMN! What is with that nacho smell, can you guys say fabreze?
i really dunno what is nacho :mad:

Those exercises will help.. Can u post the steps of that exercise? thanks man..

I have no ****ing clue what they are. Some guy from another site signed some dudes up for this other site, and they did it, and showed the results.

I heard that can leave you impotent, as well. (that's the word I was looking for yesterday)

What a hilarious topic. Just couldn't ignore this one. Too funny.

The people knowing so much about it is what is even more funny. I know the feeling. I know all kinds of random crap that I have no real use for knowing.

5.1 inches is average?

*sighs* halfway there

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Who in here uses a penis pumper? I just wanna know the side effects of it and what will happen to my ding dong if i use it. Is it safe?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/laneydos/confused0077.gif anyone that still calls his private parts a "ding dong" might be to young to even buy one..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/laneydos/confused0077.gif anyone that still calls his private parts a "ding dong" might be to young to even buy one..

i call mine a ding dong LMAO

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/laneydos/confused0077.gif anyone that still calls his private parts a "ding dong" might be to young to even buy one..

LMAO. Ding Dong. I call mine talliewacker. Lol

LMAO. Ding Dong. I call mine talliewacker. Lol
you guys with the names.. we call my husbands "pancho" lol

i call mine a ding dong LMAO
and your 14..you should be lol

and your 14..you should be lol

but i am hung like ron jeremy

you guys with the names.. we call my husbands "pancho" lol

I actually call it my dick. I am not creative. Or Mr. Wiggly if I am trying for a laugh. I have heard real country people call it a talliewacker before.