View Full Version : [R-RATED] Šemise vs Mangler Jr: Rap Battle.


D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 12:10 PM
Mang Jr

you rockin a sig with that homo david haye
that **** is very gay
you mess with me/ you end up missing like a needle in the hay
cuz i wreck foos like you day after day/ i don't play
my mic skillz burn holes in your skull
you don't even know/ your worthless like the City named Hull


Šemise

Mangler Jr aKa Fat Head,
My rhymes are crusty like French bread,
I spit the beats and destroy the peeps
While all ya'll gang ******s, shaggin' dem sheeps!

D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 12:11 PM
Junior free stylin' IRL;

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Pretty Boy32
10-29-2009, 12:11 PM
Mang Jr

you rockin a sig with that homo david haye
that **** is very gay
you mess with me/ you end up missing like a needle in the hay
cuz i wreck foos like you day after day/ i don't play
my mic skillz burn holes in your skull
you don't even know/ your worthless like the City named Hull


Šemise

Mangler Jr aKa Fat Head,
My rhymes are crusty like French bread,
I spit the beats and destroy the peeps
While all ya'll gang ******s, shaggin' dem sheeps!

Jr. owned you,
Polish people aint supposed to rap

Savino
10-29-2009, 12:12 PM
wiggty wickty wack

D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 12:13 PM
Jr get in here you cunt!

Mersey
10-29-2009, 12:13 PM
Chicken, Bacon Pork/
Hey....... Dork

Toney Loc
10-29-2009, 12:13 PM
I don't battlerap Polish Jews.

Toney Loc
10-29-2009, 12:14 PM
"My rhymes are crusty like French bread"

:haha::haha:

:down:

Sam D. Menace
10-29-2009, 12:15 PM
demise is polish?
i kill ya'll in rap battle

D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 12:16 PM
I don't battlerap Polish Jews.

**** son, TKO round one
Mangler Jr up in this thread? Come get some...
SON!

'Cause if you battlin' the Jew
You're probably sniffin' glue
'Cause ain't no one that dumb
To be ****in' with a bum!

http://www.hobotraveler.com/blogphotos/188_01_colombia-bum.jpg

D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 12:16 PM
"My rhymes are crusty like French bread"

:haha::haha:

:down:

You don't like that?

I thought it was quite inventive.

:bryce:

Rich Lοc
10-29-2009, 12:17 PM
Demise got served.

Sam D. Menace
10-29-2009, 12:19 PM
is this round 2?
cuz if it it's 2-0 BigHead

D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 12:20 PM
is this round 2?
cuz if it it's 2-0 BigHead

He hasn't even produced a comeback, he's *****ing out.

D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 12:22 PM
I'm just about to win via Mangler Jr retiring.

Toney Loc
10-29-2009, 12:24 PM
**** son, TKO round one
Mangler Jr up in this thread? Come get some...
SON!

'Cause if you battlin' the Jew
You're probably sniffin' glue
'Cause ain't no one that dumb
To be ****in' with a bum!

http://www.hobotraveler.com/blogphotos/188_01_colombia-bum.jpg

Demise, you cant hang
with the mighty mangwang
you about to get owned in your own thread
ill smoke you on the mic while yo momma gives me head
fill your body with lead/ im ahead
*****/ i see a tear about to shed
in your face/ i put you in your place
my rhymes are lethal like mace
quit now chump before I blast you
or you'll straight get eaten up like a cashew

:crucified:crucified

Sam D. Menace
10-29-2009, 12:26 PM
***** end the hype, this is the first day of the rest of your life, as a regular joe, with a SUPER regular flow, so i'll take a big mac, no pickles...and a regular coke

D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 12:30 PM
Demise, you cant hang
with the mighty mangwang
you about to get owned in your own thread
ill smoke you on the mic while yo momma gives me head
fill your body with lead/ im ahead
*****/ i see a tear about to shed
in your face/ i put you in your place
my rhymes are lethal like mace
quit now chump before I blast you
or you'll straight get eaten up like a cashew

:crucified:crucified

Look what you dun started,
Asked for it, you got it
Had it, should have shot it
Now your dearly departed
Get at me Jr, did I rip **** with this one here I flip ****
******s know when I kick ****
It's gonna be some slick ****
What was that look for, when I walked in the door
Oh you thought you was raw, boom not anymore
Cause now you on the floor, wishin' you never saw me walk
Through that door, with that 4 4
Now it's time for bed
Two more to the head, got the floor red
Yea your daddy's dead
Another unsolved mystery, It's goin' down in history
******s ain't never did **** to me
***** ass ******s can't get to me
Got to make the move, got a point to prove
Got a make'em grove, got'em all like ooh
So to the next time, you hear this Jew ryhme
Try to keep your mind, on gettin ***** and crime


:op:

Mersey
10-29-2009, 12:31 PM
***** end the hype, this is the first day of the rest of your life, as a regular joe, with a SUPER regular flow, so i'll take a big mac, no pickles...and a regular coke



Did you write that there and then?

Or get it from this website where it's posted?

:lol1:

http://board.rapmusic.com/battle-video-archives/1170297-botbv-prediction-thread-12.html

Sam D. Menace
10-29-2009, 12:32 PM
hey, i thought this was a 10 bar battle?
you went overboard, but i give this round to demise just because he seemed cruel
creulty always wins in rap remember kids

Sam D. Menace
10-29-2009, 12:32 PM
Did you write that there and then?

Or get it from this website where it's posted?

:lol1:

http://board.rapmusic.com/battle-video-archives/1170297-botbv-prediction-thread-12.html

i saw it <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cprKlQ7Qw4Q&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cprKlQ7Qw4Q&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

1:33

street bully
10-29-2009, 12:34 PM
what kind of whack **** is that?

Toney Loc
10-29-2009, 12:35 PM
Look what you dun started,
Asked for it, you got it
Had it, should have shot it
Now your dearly departed
Get at me Jr, did I rip **** with this one here I flip ****
******s know when I kick ****
It's gonna be some slick ****
What was that look for, when I walked in the door
Oh you thought you was raw, boom not anymore
Cause now you on the floor, wishin' you never saw me walk
Through that door, with that 4 4
Now it's time for bed
Two more to the head, got the floor red
Yea your daddy's dead
Another unsolved mystery, It's goin' down in history
******s ain't never did **** to me
***** ass ******s can't get to me
Got to make the move, got a point to prove
Got a make'em grove, got'em all like ooh
So to the next time, you hear this Jew ryhme
Try to keep your mind, on gettin ***** and crime


:op:

You have owned yourself, D(emise)MX. :down:

:nutkick:

Glamour Puss
10-29-2009, 12:36 PM
Look what you dun started,
Asked for it, you got it
Had it, should have shot it
Now your dearly departed
Get at me Jr, did I rip **** with this one here I flip ****
******s know when I kick ****
It's gonna be some slick ****
What was that look for, when I walked in the door
Oh you thought you was raw, boom not anymore
Cause now you on the floor, wishin' you never saw me walk
Through that door, with that 4 4
Now it's time for bed
Two more to the head, got the floor red
Yea your daddy's dead
Another unsolved mystery, It's goin' down in history
******s ain't never did **** to me
***** ass ******s can't get to me
Got to make the move, got a point to prove
Got a make'em grove, got'em all like ooh
So to the next time, you hear this Jew ryhme
Try to keep your mind, on gettin ***** and crime


:op:
You lose for copying DMX!!!!

D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 12:37 PM
You have owned yourself, D(emise)MX. :down:

:nutkick:

What if..

I am DMX?

Toney Loc
10-29-2009, 12:38 PM
I win on default. The Jew cheated.

Sam D. Menace
10-29-2009, 12:38 PM
what kind of whack **** is that?
why yo right hand so big schlitte? you the only one that 'whack' here!
:wank: http://www.vfl-wob.de/assets/plugindata/w2dblg8e45546050ea17d1e2d2e78823244e93/pic1214908462.jpg

D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 12:38 PM
I win on default. The Jew cheated.

Yeah, you better run off - cunt.

Sam D. Menace
10-29-2009, 12:39 PM
jeez demise, you may need to learn some rap skills from mr.miagi or some****, your 3-0 to BigHead :nonono:

street bully
10-29-2009, 12:41 PM
Demise has a jewis afro, so he thinks he is a brother now.

D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 12:42 PM
Demise has a jewis afro, so he thinks he is a brother now.

I have alopecia, cunt!

Toney Loc
10-29-2009, 12:43 PM
You're lucky I'm in class
or else I'd still be serving your ass
read up and learn rhymes
cause ima rip u to shreds each time

MANGLER
10-29-2009, 12:45 PM
Poor Demise. ****** you got Mangwanged. Jr>you. Good **** Jr. :D

D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 12:57 PM
You're lucky I'm in class
or else I'd still be serving your ass
read up and learn rhymes
cause ima rip u to shreds each time

**** son, he's at it again.
****** stop singin', gonna make it rain.
My rhymes are fresh from the baker.
Straight through the ground, to the undertaker.

I step up onto the chief stage,
Underage/lock cage/spittin' rage
All the *****es screaming ' Gimme mo',
Jr in the back seat, looking like Frodo

But this ain't no fellowship of the ring,
Spittin' **** like this is gonna sting,
Pass me the glock and the bling,
Bow down people, it's the return of the KING

D-MiZe
10-29-2009, 01:05 PM
Looks like I just KOed Jr.

AKATheMack
10-29-2009, 01:39 PM
Dont quit yall dayjobs.

Sam D. Menace
10-29-2009, 01:42 PM
Dont quit yall dayjobs.

too late, here's demise http://www.crownheights.info/media/Jewish%20rapper%20draws%20a%20crowd/1.jpg

Oasis_Lad
10-29-2009, 01:47 PM
This thread is ****
Poppa, please delete it.

Chunk..
10-29-2009, 01:59 PM
This thread is ****
Poppa, please delete it.

Let Butters rap!

MOTHER DUCKER
10-29-2009, 02:02 PM
Demise dominated this ****

Heru
10-29-2009, 02:30 PM
Since Jr. beat Demise, I'm gonna murk him real quick:

Ayo, I smash on *****s, trash all cats,
matter of fact, I'm the reason Jr.'s head's like that/
Invading space, so take ya place,
Mangler don't pay child support so Jr.'s a welfare case/
Don't want it with me, I'll deform ya face b,
you pale as **** lookin like you got HIV/
Got this **** on lock, I can't be stopped,
I'll **** you up like Freddy did your pops/

Kevin Jesus
10-29-2009, 02:53 PM
Okay
What day is today
wait let me check
Today is Thursday
Oh alright and what time could it be
It's 2:52 it could be 2:53
Or 2:54 or 2:55
Boom boom boom
My oh my.


Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Toney Loc
10-29-2009, 09:20 PM
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I think this video summarizes our Ali/Frazier-esque war of the ages.

MANGLER
10-29-2009, 09:23 PM
**** was funny. But you **** on em Jr. ****'s outta stock or I'd get you sumthin else. :boxing:

Pretty Boy32
10-29-2009, 09:26 PM
**** son, he's at it again.
****** stop singin', gonna make it rain.
My rhymes are fresh from the baker.
Straight through the ground, to the undertaker.

I step up onto the chief stage,
Underage/lock cage/spittin' rage
All the *****es screaming ' Gimme mo',
Jr in the back seat, looking like Frodo

But this ain't no fellowship of the ring,
Spittin' **** like this is gonna sting,
Pass me the glock and the bling,
Bow down people, it's the return of the KING

Give up Jewboy

Heru
10-29-2009, 09:35 PM
Since Jr. beat Demise, I'm gonna murk him real quick:

Ayo, I smash on *****s, trash all cats,
matter of fact, I'm the reason Jr.'s head's like that/
Invading space, so take ya place,
Mangler don't pay child support so Jr.'s a welfare case/
Don't want it with me, I'll deform ya face b,
you pale as **** lookin like you got HIV/
Got this **** on lock, I can't be stopped,
I'll **** you up like Freddy did your pops/

I ****ted on Jr.

I want in.

Pretty Boy32
10-29-2009, 09:37 PM
I ****ted on Jr.

I want in.

was weak tho

Heru
10-29-2009, 09:45 PM
was weak tho

You think it's supposed to have lyrical metaphors and ****.

**** is pretty funny to me and there isn't a better non-copied verse in this thread.

You probably didn't read that **** in rhythm. I'm beatin all bums (including you).

Pretty Boy32
10-29-2009, 09:47 PM
You think it's supposed to have lyrical metaphors and ****.

**** is pretty funny to me and there isn't a better non-copied verse in this thread.

You probably didn't read that **** in rhythm. I'm beatin all bums (including you).

I dont read in rhythm?
Im a dj my life is music and I know more about music then you ever will son,
Try come with another **** rhyme on :lol1:
Its so **** is funny cmon do it Slim shady hahah idiot

Heru
10-29-2009, 09:58 PM
I dont read in rhythm?
Im a dj my life is music and I know more about music then you ever will son,
Try come with another **** rhyme on :lol1:
Its so **** is funny cmon do it Slim shady hahah idiot

:lol1: What a lame.

**** outta here, go listen to your lady gaga records.

Toney Loc
10-29-2009, 10:02 PM
I ****ted on Jr.

I want in.

Negative, Mr. Loque. I retired undefeated. I'm the Joe Calzaghe of this rap ****.

Heru
10-29-2009, 10:13 PM
Negative, Mr. Loque. I retired undefeated. I'm the Joe Calzaghe of this rap ****.

:lol1: Aiite, so you gonna do me like Mayweather will Mosley, Jr.?

Toney Loc
10-29-2009, 10:19 PM
:lol1: Aiite, so you gonna do me like Mayweather will Mosley, Jr.?

Word. I'ma do you like Floyd did the Welterweights.

The Gully Gad
10-29-2009, 11:02 PM
Kill him bloodclaart Jnr!

heheh

Who won i caught this on a late one?

MANGLER
10-29-2009, 11:09 PM
Kill him bloodclaart Jnr!

heheh

Who won i caught this on a late one?

Jr *****slapped Demise Gully. Pickney by KO! :boxing:

Chunk..
10-29-2009, 11:10 PM
Kill him bloodclaart Jnr!

heheh

Who won i caught this on a late one?

Chunk came in and squashed them both. Lyrically!

Toney Loc
10-29-2009, 11:18 PM
Kill him bloodclaart Jnr!

heheh

Who won i caught this on a late one?

It was no contest, Uncle Gully. Demise is not on my level lyrically. :grill:

The Gully Gad
10-30-2009, 01:17 AM
Jr *****slapped Demise Gully. Pickney by KO! :boxing:

lolol

Jnr is the rassclaart future y'all must have forgot...

The Gully Gad
10-30-2009, 01:17 AM
It was no contest, Uncle Gully. Demise is not on my level lyrically. :grill:

Just as i thought nephew...
Top shotta is Jnr.....

D-MiZe
10-30-2009, 07:43 AM
**** son, he's at it again.
****** stop singin', gonna make it rain.
My rhymes are fresh from the baker.
Straight through the ground, to the undertaker.

I step up onto the chief stage,
Underage/lock cage/spittin' rage
All the *****es screaming ' Gimme mo',
Jr in the back seat, looking like Frodo

But this ain't no fellowship of the ring,
Spittin' **** like this is gonna sting,
Pass me the glock and the bling,
Bow down people, it's the return of the KING

Jr, stop ducking me.

Where is your come back after my bomb?

:lame:

The Gully Gad
10-30-2009, 12:35 PM
Demise dem cyaa bad jnr up u nuh bad u a try bad
u ago die bad u nah kill nuh body u lie bad
u never know say jnr bad him bad his 44 his mag
mek gunshot buss up ur eye bag
whe u a try tad young lad gun bag
u feel powerful thru u buss shot offa sky god
nuff people jnr rob. and him buy rifle and rest dem pon stand like camera pon tripod. marrow heist up inna di sky like paraguay. flag skin look bun up like when chiney a fry frog.Fill you up with copper and lead mek your soul a fly."wi nuh swing sword around like mi bredda s a m u r a i.Jnr squeeze rass trigger til hammer fly.Back heart stop ***** Lyrically your dead dis time.......


.

Sick/
10-30-2009, 12:54 PM
was weak tho

I would like to see you do better

RwK
05-13-2010, 02:14 AM
Demise dem cyaa bad jnr up u nuh bad u a try bad
u ago die bad u nah kill nuh body u lie bad
u never know say jnr bad him bad his 44 his mag
mek gunshot buss up ur eye bag
whe u a try tad young lad gun bag
u feel powerful thru u buss shot offa sky god
nuff people jnr rob. and him buy rifle and rest dem pon stand like camera pon tripod. marrow heist up inna di sky like paraguay. flag skin look bun up like when chiney a fry frog.Fill you up with copper and lead mek your soul a fly."wi nuh swing sword around like mi bredda s a m u r a i.Jnr squeeze rass trigger til hammer fly.Back heart stop ***** Lyrically your dead dis time.......


.


haha.

My boy Gully offs like housewives buy Glad, My Comet is acid,
I DEMISE their ideas and want them to be had.
You find lyrics in simply typing keys in conjunction, I function,
I won't lie to you I'm sadistic and just like Punchin.
Buttons, best beware, I'll find you like CSI finds a single ****ing hair.

I'm not relentless, I just don't fake. For every time I hear fake MC's I'm like WAIT. hold this stupid ****ing show. For all I know, I'm the first to go.

That mic belongs to nobody but Me.

If you see me.........just act like me........and ****ing flee. There's no point in resistances keep you distance and don't ****ing test this.

RwK
05-13-2010, 02:20 AM
Keywords. Gully slays me I don't test his.

RwK
05-13-2010, 02:37 AM
Since Jr. beat Demise, I'm gonna murk him real quick:

Ayo, I smash on *****s, trash all cats,
matter of fact, I'm the reason Jr.'s head's like that/
Invading space, so take ya place,
Mangler don't pay child support so Jr.'s a welfare case/
Don't want it with me, I'll deform ya face b,
you pale as **** lookin like you got HIV/
Got this **** on lock, I can't be stopped,
I'll **** you up like Freddy did your pops/

LOL Pinches Dominicanos.

Perroskis
05-14-2010, 01:08 PM
Watch this battle i promise its hilarious if not ill let you punch me in the face<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SCzOYRx_S1w&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SCzOYRx_S1w&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

MOTHER DUCKER
05-14-2010, 01:12 PM
Demise won this **** hands down, the Brits do the best raps

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Sick/
05-14-2010, 01:13 PM
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