Sitting on my arse all day wearing the same jeans and t-shirt. Cunting off everything i see and asked about. Picking my beard and arse and smelling my fingers afterwards.

I'm 23 BTW. I guess this was meant to be?

So's Jim Carrey.

http://www.yourcelebritystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jim-carrey-and-jenny-mccarthy-step-out-together.jpg

Go down the pub mate