View Full Version : Worst Nightmares.....


LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 05:42 PM
Now generally dreams don't bother me. But last night I had one hell of a nightmare. I dreamed I was walking home and suddenly I was attacked by a swarm of hornets. There was so many, I could not possibly kill them all and the swarm kept getting thicker the more I tried to run away. The worst part was, they all seemed to be attacking my face. I felt like all the flesh on my face had been eaten away by the time I woke up.

The only one that tops this was one I had when I was 16 I dreamed that my dick dropped off.

Anyone else have any good nightmares they would like to share?

PBDS
03-23-2005, 06:01 PM
Now generally dreams don't bother me. But last night I had one hell of a nightmare. I dreamed I was walking home and suddenly I was attacked by a swarm of hornets. There was so many, I could not possibly kill them all and the swarm kept getting thicker the more I tried to run away. The worst part was, they all seemed to be attacking my face. I felt like all the flesh on my face had been eaten away by the time I woke up.

The only one that tops this was one I had when I was 16 that my dick dropped off.

Anyone else have any good nightmares they would like to share?



...Allow me to interpret your dream. With the Republicans winning the last two elections you are feeling suffocated and overwhelmed. The wasps represent the evil Republicans trying to take away your rights to trash your country, support terrorism, and approve of guys pounding one another in the ars. Your missing flesh represents the defeat you feel at the hands of the ruling party, and the continual swarms means that you are powerless to stop them and you should just lay down and die quietly. :)

LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 06:06 PM
...Allow me to interpret your dream. With the Republicans winning the last two elections you are feeling suffocated and overwhelmed. The wasps represent the evil Republicans trying to take away your rights to trash your country, support terrorism, and approve of guys pounding one another in the ars. Your missing flesh represents the defeat you feel at the hands of the ruling party, and the continual swarms means that you are powerless to stop them and you should just lay down and die quietly. :)

Only trouble with your analysis is, I am a registered republican. This last election is the first time I have voted Democrat in a presidential race. I am PRAYING that John McCain gets on the Republican ticket so that Hillary Clinton will be thumped soundly.

It is not Republicans or even conservatives that concern me. It is EVANGELICALS and Neo-Purtian prudes. JUST THEM. So, yes, that means I don't like George Bush.

Don't mistake my dislike of the Bush administration for a dislike of conservatives or Republicans.

LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 06:08 PM
Hell, I just said in that thread about Hillary Clinton, how much I don't like her.

PBDS
03-23-2005, 06:12 PM
Hell, I just said in that thread about Hillary Clinton, how much I don't like her.



....I hear ya man, and I was only messin with ya. I agree with you about the far right religious freaks too.

LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 06:15 PM
....I hear ya man, and I was only messin with ya. I agree with you about the far right religious freaks too.

Hehe. Yeah. Those ****ers are destroying the party. Almost as bad as Mcauliffe destroyed the democrats.

LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 06:16 PM
Hey, do you know how I would find out who donated like 10 million points to me? I don't know what the hell to do with it.

masterdirector
03-23-2005, 06:22 PM
Simple, give it to me.

Your dream means you hate shaving. Think about it.

PBDS
03-23-2005, 06:23 PM
Hey, do you know how I would find out who donated like 10 million points to me? I don't know what the hell to do with it.


....I guarantee it was pound 4 pound. He thought he was gonna leave and he sent 10 mil to alot of the regulars. He decided to stay but said to still keep the points.

LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 06:23 PM
Your dream means you hate shaving. Think about it.

Which one? The hornets or the one I had at 16?

PBDS
03-23-2005, 06:24 PM
Which one? The hornets or the one I had at 16?


.....ha ha ha ha ha

LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 06:28 PM
....I guarantee it was pound 4 pound. He thought he was gonna leave and he sent 10 mil to alot of the regulars. He decided to stay but said to still keep the points.

Well that was awful nice of him.....I banked half and donated parts to you, master and Neils.

PBDS
03-23-2005, 06:29 PM
Well that was awful nice of him.....I banked half and donated parts to you, master and Neils.


....Yeah, I see that. You didn't have to do that but I appreciate it brother.

LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 06:40 PM
....Yeah, I see that. You didn't have to do that but I appreciate it brother.

I have more points than I will ever spend. Even if I made a dozen enemies on this board.

LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 06:49 PM
Anyways.....Nightmares. Who has had some nasty nightmares they care to share?

PBDS
03-23-2005, 06:58 PM
Anyways.....Nightmares. Who has had some nasty nightmares they care to share?


.....I'm gonna share some weird **** with you. I keep dreaming that my wife banged some guy years ago that was "really sloppy". I have dreamed it many times and the guy is like a sloppy old ass guy with nothing in particular redeeming about him. The only reason the dream disturbs me is that I don't think an old sloppy guy deserves to bang my wife. If it was a young dude given her a good railing with like a 10 inch unit then it wouldn't bother me and I would probably wake up with a stiffy. :) I know that's a strange one, but it's recuring and I had it again last night.

LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 07:03 PM
That one is complex.....Perhaps the old man is how you secretly see yourself....hehe j/k.

PBDS
03-23-2005, 07:06 PM
That one is complex.....Perhaps the old man is how you secretly see yourself....hehe j/k.


...You may be on to something because I keep telling my wife that I am seeing one of my older brothers in the mirror lately when I catch myself out of the corner of my eye. He is one of my sloppier older brothers so the thought is not appealing to me at all. She tells me that I couldn't look that bad on my death bed at 80 years old and it makes me feel better.

LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 07:10 PM
ITs funny how nightmares usually have meanings. Even nightmares with monsters. For example, any nightmare about zombies means you are stuck in a rut with your life.

PBDS
03-23-2005, 07:13 PM
ITs funny how nightmares usually have meanings. Even nightmares with monsters. For example, any nightmare about zombies means you are stuck in a rut with your life.


....9/10 times I can link my dreams to something that has happened recently, I have seen on T.V., or something I am worried about. I can usually figure out what they mean and why I dream them. The old guy with my wife is strange because I dream that it happened like 17 years ago when we were first dating. I'm not the insecure or jealous type so it is puzzling.

LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 07:17 PM
....9/10 times I can link my dreams to something that has happened recently, I have seen on T.V., or something I am worried about. I can usually figure out what they mean and why I dream them. The old guy with my wife is strange because I dream that it happened like 17 years ago when we were first dating. I'm not the insecure or jealous type so it is puzzling.

It is always weird when you dream about the past. You wake up wondering if it actually happened.

PBDS
03-23-2005, 07:24 PM
It is always weird when you dream about the past. You wake up wondering if it acutally happened.


.....Yep, your right about that.

LuKahnLi
03-23-2005, 07:48 PM
Has anyone actually DIED in their dream as opposed to waking up before you die?

masterdirector
03-24-2005, 12:43 AM
First, thanks for the points yo. Hitting you with some good karma. Once this gets interest or I win a bet and you want it back and then some, you'll get it.

Anyhow, yeah someone actually has been documented as literally dying from nightmares. And not from heart failure or anything. It was this asian kid in LA I believe. There were a few cases around the world that this type of thing happened to. It was the inspiration for Wes Craven's Nightmare on Elm Street and Freddy Krueger, for real.

And pbds, I was going to say the same thing Lukahnli was going to say about your dream. Of course you're the sloppy old man...or maybe you're your wife and she's the sloppy old man and you really feel like you shouldn't have to get laid by a sloppy old wife, man. Or maybe you've always been your wife's sloppy old man and have never been good enough for her, which is probably the case...I mean probably what you think is the case.