View Full Version : My plan to defeat John Ruiz
joeboxer 03-23-2005, 12:36 AM I think as a boxing fan I have an obligation to help rid the sport of John Ruiz.
My plan is as follows:
Get a hooker with the diseases herpes and gonorrhiea to sleep with John Ruiz causing him to have an itchy crotch and making it painfull for him to pee. Hopefully this could disrupt his training enough to give Toney the edge in their upcoming bout.
If anyone would like to help me by
1) Giving me the number of a hooker that definitley has STD's, not counting HIV, because we wouldn't want Toney to get that.
2) Telling me the address or number of John Ruiz
3) Helping me pay the hooker
The help would be greatly appreciated.
justin04 03-23-2005, 12:48 AM You know if you really wanted to make sure that the plan worked you could bang the hooker yourself until you got herpes, and then bang john ruiz until you were completely sure that he was exposed :D
joeboxer 03-23-2005, 12:50 AM good additon Justin. I like how you're thinking, I can tell you are a true boxing fan.
P.S. Nice torrent ration. Way to contribute!
I think tyson could ko ruiz seriously.
justin04 03-23-2005, 12:53 AM P.S. Nice torrent ration. Way to contribute!
I knew that that was going to come up as soon as someone got pissed off at me. Trust me, I've only downloaded one fight, Tyson-Holyfield 1, and I'm trying to share it but i don't think that people are able to download from me consistently because of the router that i'm on. I'm not going to download any more until i figure out how to share.
Also just so you know i was just kidding - i don't actually want you to give John Ruiz anal herpes.
joeboxer 03-23-2005, 12:55 AM I think tyson could ko ruiz seriously.
I'm not sure why you posted that on this thread, but the way Holyfield fought Tyson in the first fight is exactly how Ruiz fights, so I think that Ruiz would probably be able to beat Tyson.
Unless he couldn't take those first couple shots by Tyson, which might be a possibility too.
joeboxer 03-23-2005, 12:57 AM I knew that that was going to come up as soon as someone got pissed off at me. Trust me, I've only downloaded one fight, Tyson-Holyfield 1, and I'm trying to share it but i don't think that people are able to download from me consistently because of the router that i'm on. I'm not going to download any more until i figure out how to share.
Also just so you know i was just kidding - i don't actually want you to give John Ruiz anal herpes.
Oh justin. I wasn't trying to be mean. I am just rude and sarcastic all the time. I'll give you good Karma though for posting on my thread.
I have an eerie feeling that *gasp* Ruiz is going to let his hands go. I mean who are we kidding, even him actually deciding 2 fight isn't any sort of redemption for what he's done to the boxing world. I guess he owes us at the very least one good fight before he rides off into the sunset
kapersky 03-23-2005, 03:14 AM what about john ruiz?. lewis,jones and many more could beat john ruiz anytime.
Sulpiride 03-23-2005, 05:46 AM Just get jay nady in the ring as the third man, and you'll be fine.I still think Toney is unknown quantity at HW, its tough to call
tongpo2000 03-23-2005, 06:40 AM I think as a boxing fan I have an obligation to help rid the sport of John Ruiz.
My plan is as follows:
Get a hooker with the diseases herpes and gonorrhiea to sleep with John Ruiz causing him to have an itchy crotch and making it painfull for him to pee. Hopefully this could disrupt his training enough to give Toney the edge in their upcoming bout.
If anyone would like to help me by
1) Giving me the number of a hooker that definitley has STD's, not counting HIV, because we wouldn't want Toney to get that.
2) Telling me the address or number of John Ruiz
3) Helping me pay the hooker
The help would be greatly appreciated.
lol
well i can't help with #1 because i can't afford a hooker
can't help with #2 cause i don't know his address or number.
can't help with #3 because i can't affort a hooker
but i'd like to add a #4 which will be me taking a huge dump
in john ruiz's mouth!! will that help?
Riddick 03-23-2005, 08:30 AM You just have to hit Ruiz with hard punches in order to beat him. Only Tua has tried that and it worked.
puppy_dogg 03-23-2005, 08:47 AM You know if you really wanted to make sure that the plan worked you could bang the hooker yourself until you got herpes, and then bang john ruiz until you were completely sure that he was exposed :D
im pretty sure i have the coodies, ill help bang john ruiz in the ass if yall think it will help kill him
Kimmy 03-23-2005, 08:49 AM How about a van, with no license plates. We`ll drive down and hike him. Then we`ll keep Ruiz for 10 days torturing him and break his arms so bad he`ll never be able to hold and grab again!
I think as a boxing fan I have an obligation to help rid the sport of John Ruiz.
My plan is as follows:
Get a hooker with the diseases herpes and gonorrhiea to sleep with John Ruiz causing him to have an itchy crotch and making it painfull for him to pee. Hopefully this could disrupt his training enough to give Toney the edge in their upcoming bout.
If anyone would like to help me by
1) Giving me the number of a hooker that definitley has STD's, not counting HIV, because we wouldn't want Toney to get that.
2) Telling me the address or number of John Ruiz
3) Helping me pay the hooker
The help would be greatly appreciated.
I've seen somebody said a good plan before Golota-Ruiz fight, that Golota shouldn't wash himself for a week before fight so Ruiz couldn't use his grabbing style. Unfortunately Golota answered that he already took a shower! Unbeliveable, if Golota wasn't so egoistic and listen more to other peolpe then he would be a true WBA champion right now. That's the lesson for Toney :cool: :boxing: !
jchavez12345 03-23-2005, 01:41 PM Heres Another Idea,
Lets Spray James Toney With Wd-40 So He Can Slip Out Everytime Ruiz Decides To Hug Him, And James Toney Can Beat The **** Out Of Him
OliverNo1 03-23-2005, 02:10 PM LOL - Never seen Ruiz fight(i live in the uk - with little decent boxing coverage), but as he is a pain in the ass of the boxing world perhaps anal herpes would be a fitting end to his career.......
joeboxer 03-23-2005, 03:23 PM lol
well i can't help with #1 because i can't afford a hooker
can't help with #2 cause i don't know his address or number.
can't help with #3 because i can't affort a hooker
but i'd like to add a #4 which will be me taking a huge dump
in john ruiz's mouth!! will that help?
I really like the number 4. That would definitly help.
Kimmy do you have a van we could use?
Wd-40 and anal herpes are also good additions, good Karma to you all.
joeboxer 03-23-2005, 03:25 PM im pretty sure i have the coodies, ill help bang john ruiz in the ass if yall think it will help kill him
good job, way to take one for the team or ummmm.... I mean way to give one for the team.
nsevaaetasi 03-27-2005, 10:46 PM Tell Toney not to shower. Hopefully Ruiz wont clinch him cuz he smells.
.::EnRiQuE::. 03-27-2005, 10:47 PM hire a midget assassin to take out Ruiz
paul750 04-05-2005, 07:10 PM How about a van, with no license plates. We`ll drive down and hike him. Then we`ll keep Ruiz for 10 days torturing him and break his arms so bad he`ll never be able to hold and grab again!
hike him and then ship him to a dessert island, where no one can find him again
Renegade 04-05-2005, 07:59 PM hire a midget assassin to take out Ruiz
Hell, call Tonya Harding! That should cover everything listed so far. And if you've seen the pictures of her all 'roided up, she might even be able to kick Ruiz' ass while she's at it.
paul750 04-06-2005, 11:22 AM who is tonya harding?
who is tonya harding?
Female Ice skater who hired a hooligan to break Rival skater Nancy Kerrigan's kneecaps with a baton. Simply to ruin her chances at competing against her in the Olympics. She is pretty slutty, I might add: She was screwing the hitman.
Not to mention, she fought Joey Buttafucco in a celebrity boxing match. She lost decisevly. Against the Hairy 6'3 250lb mobster type.
paul750 04-06-2005, 12:45 PM Female Ice skater who hired a hooligan to break Rival skater Nancy Kerrigan's kneecaps with a baton. Simply to ruin her chances at competing against her in the Olympics. She is pretty slutty, I might add: She was screwing the hitman.
Not to mention, she fought Joey Buttafucco in a celebrity boxing match. She lost decisevly. Against the Hairy 6'3 250lb mobster type.
yeah maybe she could help then
paul750 04-06-2005, 05:53 PM Heres Another Idea,
Lets Spray James Toney With Wd-40 So He Can Slip Out Everytime Ruiz Decides To Hug Him, And James Toney Can Beat The **** Out Of Him
thats another good one :D
The Missing Lin 08-20-2005, 04:37 AM You just have to hit Ruiz with hard punches in order to beat him. Only Tua has tried that and it worked.
Floyd kicks ass!
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TheUnholyBartender 08-20-2005, 04:56 AM I think as a boxing fan I have an obligation to help rid the sport of John Ruiz.
My plan is as follows:
Get a hooker with the diseases herpes and gonorrhiea to sleep with John Ruiz causing him to have an itchy crotch and making it painfull for him to pee. Hopefully this could disrupt his training enough to give Toney the edge in their upcoming bout.
If anyone would like to help me by
1) Giving me the number of a hooker that definitley has STD's, not counting HIV, because we wouldn't want Toney to get that.
2) Telling me the address or number of John Ruiz
3) Helping me pay the hooker
The help would be greatly appreciated.
this is an utterly senseless and silly post. You should be thrown in the same ring with Ruiz and get your ass kicked.
guardian 08-20-2005, 05:01 AM Some weirdos.... hehehehehe
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