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Philfy
10-16-2009, 07:49 PM
In an overseas telephone conversation with Boxingscene.com, Insidesports.ph, Standard Today and Viva Sports, Manny Pacquiao’s media advisor Mike Koncz said training was progressing remarkably well despite persistent reports of in-camp fighting.

“Everything is going exactly to plan” Koncz declared, suggesting that rumors to the contrary were a “ruse perpetrated by the betting industry”.

Conditioning coach Alex Ariza has allowed a rare glimpse into Pacquiao’s eating regime. “Manny loves bananas” he said, pointing out that he had eaten one for breakfast that very morning.

Another source told us that Manny’s fondness for bananas was beginning to frustrate trainer Freddie Roach. It was rumored that Manny frequently had to rush to the bathroom mid sparring on more than one occasion. “They just go straight through him” Roach was heard to mutter.

Pacquiao’s chief sparring partner Jose Luis Castillo was reluctant to comment although he did hint that bananas were Manny’s “secret weapon” when trying to make weight.

It can also be revealed that Pacquiao’s camp has enlisted the help of former athletics coach Trevor Graham for “secret strength and speed coaching”.

“It’s not the first time we have used him” Ariza said, suggesting that Graham was actually the mastermind behind Manny’s freakish success over the past few years.

“He wouldn’t be here without Big Trev, that’s for sure” Roach admitted.

Manny has also been running everyday, except during periods of inclement weather.
“He doesn’t like to get his feet wet” laughed sparring partner Shawn Porter, “It’s no wonder he can’t swim”.

dionysius
10-18-2009, 11:40 PM
In an overseas telephone conversation with Boxingscene.com, Insidesports.ph, Standard Today and Viva Sports, Manny Pacquiao’s media advisor Mike Koncz said training was progressing remarkably well despite persistent reports of in-camp fighting.

“Everything is going exactly to plan” Koncz declared, suggesting that rumors to the contrary were a “ruse perpetrated by the betting industry”.

Conditioning coach Alex Ariza has allowed a rare glimpse into Pacquiao’s eating regime. “Manny loves bananas” he said, pointing out that he had eaten one for breakfast that very morning.

Another source told us that Manny’s fondness for bananas was beginning to frustrate trainer Freddie Roach. It was rumored that Manny frequently had to rush to the bathroom mid sparring on more than one occasion. “They just go straight through him” Roach was heard to mutter.

Pacquiao’s chief sparring partner Jose Luis Castillo was reluctant to comment although he did hint that bananas were Manny’s “secret weapon” when trying to make weight.

It can also be revealed that Pacquiao’s camp has enlisted the help of former athletics coach Trevor Graham for “secret strength and speed coaching”.

“It’s not the first time we have used him” Ariza said, suggesting that Graham was actually the mastermind behind Manny’s freakish success over the past few years.

“He wouldn’t be here without Big Trev, that’s for sure” Roach admitted.

Manny has also been running everyday, except during periods of inclement weather.
“He doesn’t like to get his feet wet” laughed sparring partner Shawn Porter, “It’s no wonder he can’t swim”.
50% of bananas all over the world is from the Philippines. :ugh: If you're a filipino you have no choice but to eat one. They have bananas in their coca cola.

copelahama
10-19-2009, 12:15 AM
after reading this when i think of manny a monkey comes to mind

Philfy
10-19-2009, 12:25 AM
50% of bananas all over the world is from the Philippines. :ugh: If you're a filipino you have no choice but to eat one. They have bananas in their coca cola.

Bananas in their coke? That's a new one.

I actually made up this whole article by the way. Nobody picked up on the Trevor Graham bit, I thought that would've been a giveaway.

dionysius
10-19-2009, 12:30 AM
Bananas in their coke? That's a new one.

I actually made up this whole article by the way. Nobody picked up on the Trevor Graham bit, I thought that would've been a giveaway.

Cherry Coke, Vanilla Coke and Banana Coke.

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/uploads/image/organic%20coca%20cola.jpg

Philfy
10-19-2009, 12:32 AM
I heard they do fried chicked at maccas in the Philippines. Any truth to this?

dionysius
10-19-2009, 12:39 AM
I heard they do fried chicked at maccas in the Philippines. Any truth to this?

what i heard is different.
Pinaupong manuk
It's a beat up chicken. A Dela Hoya look - alike. http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/writers/chris_mannix/04/15/delahoya.retires/p1.oscar-de-la-hoya.ap.jpg
They say that it tastes better if the blood is in the skin...
they heat him up alive.

then they sell it to KFC.

http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/wrestling/images/2004/apr1/kfc.jpg

Philfy
10-19-2009, 12:51 AM
Do you like fruitcake?

dionysius
10-19-2009, 12:55 AM
Do you like fruitcake?
Fruitcake sucks. I love fried chicken and waffles. Did you know Holland invented chicken and waffles? Black people all over the world will be forever grateful for that.

Dan...
10-19-2009, 12:55 AM
Do you like fruitcake?

Fruitcake is fukn fantastic.

I remember when I was a kid and my mum used to make this killer fruitcake. Loved that ****.

dionysius
10-19-2009, 01:01 AM
you don't put it in the refrigerator or it will smell

eraserheads fruitcake

Search it in YouTube.

Philfy
10-19-2009, 01:02 AM
There's only 2 things I hate; people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the dutch!
Those damn bicycle riding, chicken inventing hash smokers. Can't even beat us in a game of soccer. They have good coaches though. Guus, Guus, Guss!

Dan...
10-19-2009, 01:39 AM
There's only 2 things I hate; people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the dutch!
Those damn bicycle riding, chicken inventing hash smokers. Can't even beat us in a game of soccer. They have good coaches though. Guus, Guus, Guss!

Agreed, the Dutch are fuked but Amsterdam is the ****. Those coffee shops they got there are wicked. The special cake rules all.

BOX-A-LOT
10-19-2009, 04:56 AM
In an overseas telephone conversation with Boxingscene.com, Insidesports.ph, Standard Today and Viva Sports, Manny Pacquiao’s media advisor Mike Koncz said training was progressing remarkably well despite persistent reports of in-camp fighting.

“Everything is going exactly to plan” Koncz declared, suggesting that rumors to the contrary were a “ruse perpetrated by the betting industry”.

Conditioning coach Alex Ariza has allowed a rare glimpse into Pacquiao’s eating regime. “Manny loves bananas” he said, pointing out that he had eaten one for breakfast that very morning.

Another source told us that Manny’s fondness for bananas was beginning to frustrate trainer Freddie Roach. It was rumored that Manny frequently had to rush to the bathroom mid sparring on more than one occasion. “They just go straight through him” Roach was heard to mutter.

Pacquiao’s chief sparring partner Jose Luis Castillo was reluctant to comment although he did hint that bananas were Manny’s “secret weapon” when trying to make weight.

It can also be revealed that Pacquiao’s camp has enlisted the help of former athletics coach Trevor Graham for “secret strength and speed coaching”.

“It’s not the first time we have used him” Ariza said, suggesting that Graham was actually the mastermind behind Manny’s freakish success over the past few years.

“He wouldn’t be here without Big Trev, that’s for sure” Roach admitted.

Manny has also been running everyday, except during periods of inclement weather.
“He doesn’t like to get his feet wet” laughed sparring partner Shawn Porter, “It’s no wonder he can’t swim”.From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Trevor Graham is a Jamaican-born former athletics coach, based in the United States. Following the BALCO scandal, the US Olympic Committee barred him indefinitely from all its training sites as a number of the athletes he was training had tested positive for drug abuse.


Among the athletes who joined and trained with the group were:

* Shawn Crawford
* Justin Gatlin- received an 8 year suspension from USADA in 2006
* Alvin Harrison- received a 4 year suspension from USADA in 2004
* C.J. Hunter- tested positive for Nandrolone after withdrawing from the Olympics in 2000.
* Marion Jones- olympic medals and world records revoked after she admitted accepting performance enhancing drugs from Graham in the BALCO scandal
* Tim Montgomery - 100m World Record revoked after he admitted accepting steroids and other performance enhancing drugs from BALCO[4]
* Antonio Pettigrew- Olympic medals for entire 2000 U.S 4 x 400 metres relay team were returned following admission of use of HGH and EPO under Graham
*

BALCO scandal

Graham played a critical role in the BALCO (Bay Area Laboratory Co-operative) scandal of June 2003, anonymously sending a syringe containing the designer steroid Tetrahydrogestrinone (THG) to the United States Anti-Doping Agency. In July 2006, Angel Guillermo Heredia testified before a US Federal Grand Jury that he had worked for Graham from 1996 to 2000, providing illegal performance enhancing drugs. While a number of athletes coached by Trevor Graham have received suspensions for drug use, he has always denied direct knowledge or involvement, and denies having ever met Heredia.[5] After Gatlin failed a test for testosterone, announced in July 2006, Graham stated in an interview that Gatlin had been set up. [6][4]



On August 3, 2006 the United States Olympic Committee banned Trevor Graham from its training facilities[9]. This was the first time a coach has received such a ban based on the excessive number athletes in their charge who have tested positive. As a result of the above events, Nike ended its contract with Graham in August 2006.[10]



The US Anti-Doping Agency chief executive Travis Tygar, on July 15, 2008, confirmed a life ban on Trevor Graham for breaking anti-drugs rules: "It sends a powerful reminder that coaches are not above the rules. There's a misconception that they are because we don't drug-test them, but this shows that we'll use all of our authority. There's no opportunity to seek reinstatement. Any chance that he may have had for that has passed. He's waived that."[12] His ban included participation in any event sanctioned by the U.S. Olympic Committee, the IAAF, USA Track & Field or any other group that participates in the World Anti-Doping Agency program.


Could this Trevor Graham character be the same guy training PAC, if so, those accusations by Floyd Sr. just might have some weight.

Philfy
10-19-2009, 09:19 PM
By jove you're right. Grahams involvement raises some serious questions about Pacquiao.

For instance, why is the strength and speed coaching so "secret"? Could there be performance enhancing drugs involved? Is that why they are training in the remote mountains of the Philippines? To evade drug testing perhaps?

Dan...
10-19-2009, 09:24 PM
Manny's a drug cheat, its a lock.

Lineal Champ
10-20-2009, 02:34 AM
Whered you get that story bro. Wheres the link?

Philfy
10-20-2009, 02:48 AM
Whered you get that story bro. Wheres the link?

Bananas in their coke? That's a new one.

I actually made up this whole article by the way. Nobody picked up on the Trevor Graham bit, I thought that would've been a giveaway.

Pretty funny watching it play out in NSB though. Tip of the iceberg. ROFL

dionysius
10-20-2009, 04:38 AM
Manny's a drug cheat, its a lock.

Manny is suppose to Cheat by injecting sh1t in his body because he is A FILIPINO

and the world hates the Filipinos for no reason at all.

See my other post "the Filipino and the bald eagle" :hijacked:

Dan...
10-20-2009, 04:39 AM
Pretty funny watching it play out in NSB though. Tip of the iceberg. ROFL

Man I just saw that thread. That was ATG **** right there. Haha.

dionysius
10-20-2009, 09:38 PM
Who controls the past now, Controls the future.
Who controls the present now, controls the past.:sombrero:

Philfy
10-20-2009, 10:11 PM
Man I just saw that thread. That was ATG **** right there. Haha.

Yep some funny ****, spread like the bloody swine flu it did.

mod
11-04-2009, 10:58 PM
Yep some funny ****, spread like the bloody swine flu it did.

Banana is healthy. You should try.

Estar
12-28-2009, 01:36 PM
Well I thought i'll bump this thread.

Trevor Graham is a Jamaican-born former athletics coach, based in the United States. Following the BALCO scandal, the US Olympic Committee barred him indefinitely from all its training sites as a number of the athletes he was training had tested positive for drug abuse.

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Lineal Champ
01-01-2010, 09:29 PM
Well I thought i'll bump this thread.



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....Are you as dumb as it gets. Read the entire thread and laugh at yourself because we're laughing @ you.

Joeyzagz
01-02-2010, 12:16 PM
:)


this thread is a joke