Butterball
10-13-2009, 11:45 AM
I phoned up last night so I could get the Froch fight and **** me if I didn't want to stick the phone up this guy's arse.
He was a Scottish guy - **** it, I might as well name him, he was called "Henry".
He asked me how I wanted to pay, and it's not payday till next week, so I thought "**** it, I'll ask the cunt if I can add it to my SKY bill."
"Och aye," he goes, "this isn't a wee SKY channel, we're separate, ya wee English bastid!"
The thing is, he didn't say it in a "I'm telling you some information" way, he said it as if I was a convicted sex offender.
And when I was asking him questions about the broadcast and stuff it was like I was asking to molest a six year old.
To be honest he got right on my ****ing nerves. He was a total jock cunt.
Shambleton
10-13-2009, 03:29 PM
I phoned up last night so I could get the Froch fight and **** me if I didn't want to stick the phone up this guy's arse.
He was a Scottish guy - **** it, I might as well name him, he was called "Henry".
He asked me how I wanted to pay, and it's not payday till next week, so I thought "**** it, I'll ask the cunt if I can add it to my SKY bill."
"Och aye," he goes, "this isn't a wee SKY channel, we're separate, ya wee English bastid!"
The thing is, he didn't say it in a "I'm telling you some information" way, he said it as if I was a convicted sex offender.
And when I was asking him questions about the broadcast and stuff it was like I was asking to molest a six year old.
To be honest he got right on my ****ing nerves. He was a total jock cunt.
I've been working with a couple of jocks lately, they really get on my tits with there secret words and made up language.
One bloke asked me 'Furry boots yer from then lad?' He was from Aberdeen and I couldn't understand a word of what he was banging on about.
I replied with 'WTF??' and when I asked him a question he replied 'I dinnae ken lad' I wanted to kick the sweaty sock right up the flange pipe.
TBH I hate the scotch twats and hope I never speak to them again.
But as for the primetime thing, how much is it butterball? I wouldn't mind buying it if it's not too expensive.
Infern0
10-13-2009, 07:07 PM
I've been working with a couple of jocks lately, they really get on my tits with there secret words and made up language.
One bloke asked me 'Furry boots yer from then lad?' He was from Aberdeen and I couldn't understand a word of what he was banging on about.
I replied with 'WTF??' and when I asked him a question he replied 'I dinnae ken lad' I wanted to kick the sweaty sock right up the flange pipe.
TBH I hate the scotch twats and hope I never speak to them again.
But as for the primetime thing, how much is it butterball? I wouldn't mind buying it if it's not too expensive.
ROFL.
Scots are usually first through the pub door and last to the bar!
Butterball
10-13-2009, 08:06 PM
I wanted to kick the sweaty sock right up the flange pipe.
:lol1:
It was listed as ISTR £12.99 but I think you can get it cheaper if you order online.
When I phoned up he goes "Oh aye Pal, it's a wee extra £2 for ordering by phone, tha noos" - typical Jock, right?
I urge anyone who orders by phone if they speak to Henry to say "aren't you a cunt?"