View Full Version : Got myself a girl
HockeyFighter 03-17-2005, 04:06 PM Yeah that's right. It happened. And I got beyond the first few dates and see still seems to like me. Met through lavalife, yeah that's right the net dating site. Normally I fill out lots of profiles on those kind of sites but then never do anything else because you gotta pay to contact people and **** that. So on lavalife I get this message from this chick, no picture in her profile but I gotta pay to view the message. I do nothing for a week but something about her profile just has me interested. So I fork up the $15 and message her back, get her MSN name and we chat for a week then meet for a movie.
Small chick 5'3, Carissa is her name, has an amazing body with a great smile and amazing eyes. I was thinking she's out of my league and would realize it before the end of the night. We didn't say much to each other, I'm pretty shy and I know her to be shy also now. I drop her off and that was that, I didn't think it went well. But she calls me the next day and said she had fun and we make plans to go out for supper on saturday when watch movies at her place. This goes better, end up cuddling on her couch, she gives me a hug at the end of the night which makes was kinda cute I thought.
Hung out again last night, just watched some tv at her house, was a blizzard outside so there really wasn't much hope of ding anything else. But I found out that she "didn't want to seem too forward". So I told her not to worry about it and asked her if I was being too forward. She says "with what?". Me "with this" and I kissed her. That was my smooth moment for the ear I think. She said that she had been waiting for me to do that and it wasn't too forward. So things are good, the conversations are getting alot easier and we are definately comfortable with one another.
AgonYx0 03-17-2005, 04:15 PM is she 18 or older?
Cesaro 03-17-2005, 04:27 PM age isn't important.
http://img124.exs.cx/img124/304/f01653l2cx.jpg
that girl is so hot, and if you say you wouldn't bang her, you're crazy.
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she's only 11..she's in some japanese pop group.
anyway, i need to be a man already and meet some of these internet girls instead of lying out of ways to meet them.
nance 03-17-2005, 04:29 PM :eek: Our boy is growing up and has a gf!! :p
HockeyFighter 03-17-2005, 04:33 PM She's 19
My message is too short
abdiel2k3 03-17-2005, 05:33 PM Yeah that's right. It happened. And I got beyond the first few dates and see still seems to like me. Met through lavalife, yeah that's right the net dating site. Normally I fill out lots of profiles on those kind of sites but then never do anything else because you gotta pay to contact people and **** that. So on lavalife I get this message from this chick, no picture in her profile but I gotta pay to view the message. I do nothing for a week but something about her profile just has me interested. So I fork up the $15 and message her back, get her MSN name and we chat for a week then meet for a movie.
Small chick 5'3, Carissa is her name, has an amazing body with a great smile and amazing eyes. I was thinking she's out of my league and would realize it before the end of the night. We didn't say much to each other, I'm pretty shy and I know her to be shy also now. I drop her off and that was that, I didn't think it went well. But she calls me the next day and said she had fun and we make plans to go out for supper on saturday when watch movies at her place. This goes better, end up cuddling on her couch, she gives me a hug at the end of the night which makes was kinda cute I thought.
Hung out again last night, just watched some tv at her house, was a blizzard outside so there really wasn't much hope of ding anything else. But I found out that she "didn't want to seem too forward". So I told her not to worry about it and asked her if I was being too forward. She says "with what?". Me "with this" and I kissed her. That was my smooth moment for the ear I think. She said that she had been waiting for me to do that and it wasn't too forward. So things are good, the conversations are getting alot easier and we are definately comfortable with one another.
awww
thats sounds so romantic
like a hugh grant movie
Did ya fuk her ass raw?
:D
puppy_dogg 03-17-2005, 05:53 PM i ****in hate when women call men "boys"
abdiel2k3 03-17-2005, 05:56 PM i ****in hate when women call men "boys"
wtf?
wheres yoko the rippuh
or is that a diff yoko?
puppy_dogg 03-17-2005, 05:58 PM nah, its all the same fox demon. i just decided to change back to my regular name for a while
Fallout 03-17-2005, 07:38 PM dead__last was still my favorite hockeyfighter girlfriend because she was underage and his best friends sister. That was so awesome.
czars_salad 03-17-2005, 07:56 PM awww
thats sounds so romantic
like a hugh grant movie
Did ya fuk her ass raw?
:D
ya! right off the hook dude!! :cool:
i think our boy is so in love with this babe that he sees her as a very expensive china that should be handled with extreme care :p
nance 03-17-2005, 09:08 PM i ****in hate when women call men "boys"
I referred to him as a boy only because I am old enough to be his mom.
:p
VulgarTheClown 03-18-2005, 04:02 AM I cannot wait for you to **** this one up too.
i'm drippiong with anticipation as to when you come on her a single angry man oozing with hate tward her cause she hurt you.
I crave your misery
czars_salad 03-18-2005, 04:07 AM I cannot wait for you to **** this one up too.
i'm drippiong with anticipation as to when you come on her a single angry man oozing with hate tward her cause she hurt you.
I crave your misery
you're waiting for him to fail? great luck ahead :p
Mr. Beelzebub 03-18-2005, 10:09 AM I am happy for Hockey. You go boy, go get your cherry popped.
VulgarTheClown 03-18-2005, 12:21 PM Boom Biatch!!!
AgonYx0 03-18-2005, 02:37 PM nobody wants to play your stupid game bird man
Mr. Beelzebub 03-18-2005, 03:02 PM Don't know why, but Birdman made me laugh... ****ing weird.
Squezze 03-18-2005, 03:18 PM I got a girl who lives with me
I got a girl she smells so sweetly
I got a girl she loves her dog
I got a girl i love her dog too!
I got a girl who stares in the mirror
I got a girl who blames it on her period
I got a girl she is so right
I got a girl she's my guiding light
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
I got a girl who loves good soul
I got a girl who dances to disco
I got a girl who wears cool shoes
I got a girl who wears them in the nude!
I got a girl who speaks her mind
I got a girl who will argue anytime
I got a girl she is so small
I got a girl she'll knock down any wall
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Get a load of this she's always *****ing at me when I'm feeling down,
Asking questions with her little frown,
I can't take much much more of this, i'm out
Get a load of this she's always *****ing at me when I'm feeling down,
Asking questions with her little frown,
i can't take much much more of this , i'm out....
I got a girl i love to kiss
I got a girl i never wanna miss
I got a girl she's my best friend
I got a girl that won't even hold my hand
I got a girl that makes me laugh
I got a girl i'll make her laugh too
I got a girl she has girlfriends
I got a girl i like her girlfriends!!
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
i got a girl
i got a girl
i got a girl
And she's got a guy
SHAZAM
Carlao 03-18-2005, 05:18 PM Paid love does not count for a girl friend!
seldomTap 03-18-2005, 11:04 PM This is good news my friend...she sounds like a nice girl and that is what you need in your life. You don't need no skanky whore who you have to do in the ass cause she is too banged out to feel anything up front, it is best for you to have a sweet girl who worries about being too forward..
Good luck with it all mate, hope this goes well...
abdiel2k3 03-18-2005, 11:08 PM Paid love does not count for a girl friend!
says who?????
:confused:
2nd II none 03-19-2005, 02:35 PM Yeah that's right. It happened. And I got beyond the first few dates and see still seems to like me. Met through lavalife, yeah that's right the net dating site. Normally I fill out lots of profiles on those kind of sites but then never do anything else because you gotta pay to contact people and **** that. So on lavalife I get this message from this chick, no picture in her profile but I gotta pay to view the message. I do nothing for a week but something about her profile just has me interested. So I fork up the $15 and message her back, get her MSN name and we chat for a week then meet for a movie.
Small chick 5'3, Carissa is her name, has an amazing body with a great smile and amazing eyes. I was thinking she's out of my league and would realize it before the end of the night. We didn't say much to each other, I'm pretty shy and I know her to be shy also now. I drop her off and that was that, I didn't think it went well. But she calls me the next day and said she had fun and we make plans to go out for supper on saturday when watch movies at her place. This goes better, end up cuddling on her couch, she gives me a hug at the end of the night which makes was kinda cute I thought.
Hung out again last night, just watched some tv at her house, was a blizzard outside so there really wasn't much hope of ding anything else. But I found out that she "didn't want to seem too forward". So I told her not to worry about it and asked her if I was being too forward. She says "with what?". Me "with this" and I kissed her. That was my smooth moment for the ear I think. She said that she had been waiting for me to do that and it wasn't too forward. So things are good, the conversations are getting alot easier and we are definately comfortable with one another.
is she inflatable??
Deacon Frost 03-21-2005, 06:55 AM I call work.
Carlao 03-21-2005, 11:47 AM I say paid love does not count for a girlfriend, 'cause you don't pay them for love you pay them to leave you alone.
HockeyFighter 03-21-2005, 04:47 PM She owns, which probably means she will dump me inside a month.
Carlao 03-22-2005, 12:21 PM Yeah Hockeyfighter, that is the right attitude women love. Just 'cause she is good to you and has a great personality you will never measure up to her standards, you are under her and she will dump you in a month or so when she gets tired of you and finds another man.
***gosh***
dun worri bout it.. jus tell us how she is in the sack ;)
paul750 04-18-2005, 05:41 PM I got a girl who lives with me
I got a girl she smells so sweetly
I got a girl she loves her dog
I got a girl i love her dog too!
I got a girl who stares in the mirror
I got a girl who blames it on her period
I got a girl she is so right
I got a girl she's my guiding light
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
I got a girl who loves good soul
I got a girl who dances to disco
I got a girl who wears cool shoes
I got a girl who wears them in the nude!
I got a girl who speaks her mind
I got a girl who will argue anytime
I got a girl she is so small
I got a girl she'll knock down any wall
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Get a load of this she's always *****ing at me when I'm feeling down,
Asking questions with her little frown,
I can't take much much more of this, i'm out
Get a load of this she's always *****ing at me when I'm feeling down,
Asking questions with her little frown,
i can't take much much more of this , i'm out....
I got a girl i love to kiss
I got a girl i never wanna miss
I got a girl she's my best friend
I got a girl that won't even hold my hand
I got a girl that makes me laugh
I got a girl i'll make her laugh too
I got a girl she has girlfriends
I got a girl i like her girlfriends!!
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
Well i know, i need, i feel we're going higher and higher
i got a girl
i got a girl
i got a girl
And she's got a guy
SHAZAM
that is some good **** :D
Shaolin Bushido 04-19-2005, 08:30 AM She owns, which probably means she will dump me inside a month.
Is it you or Cesaro or both that keeps postin those sentiments? Just askin, not that I have that problem.
I can't even attract em to begin with. They seem to think I'm a tad crazy.
handjobs4dollars 04-20-2005, 12:55 PM woman are the devil
paul750 04-20-2005, 02:03 PM woman are the devil
so i'm guessing you've not had good experiences with them then :D
DOGGx0 04-20-2005, 04:06 PM dun worri bout it.. jus tell us how she is in the sack ;)
best reply ive seen in this whole thread
Curly 04-20-2005, 05:01 PM Paid love does not count for a girl friend!
You've never been married
HockeyFighter 04-20-2005, 05:12 PM It lasted like 2 weeks.
Now I am with a different girl.
Feel free to make bets on how long this one will last.......been 14 days and counting so far.
Fallout 04-20-2005, 10:38 PM You could of ****ed her too. Next time bring a comdom dumbass.
czars_salad 04-20-2005, 10:44 PM It lasted like 2 weeks.
Now I am with a different girl.
Feel free to make bets on how long this one will last.......been 14 days and counting so far.
probably by the time you wake up the next morning... ;)
HockeyFighter 04-21-2005, 02:20 AM You could of ****ed her too. Next time bring a comdom dumbass.
I could have if her contact didn't fall out and we didn't have to look for it.
handjobs4dollars 04-21-2005, 11:28 AM Dammit hockey you got to hit that **** well the hitting is good.
VulgarTheClown 04-21-2005, 12:00 PM Dammit hockey you got to hit that **** well the hitting is good.
yeah take advice from the guy thats never seen a real life ***** let alone **** one. that will get you FAR!!
HockeyFighter 04-21-2005, 12:40 PM Hahahaha yeah.
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