View Full Version : If anyone cuts off my johnson, they will die!!


The Dark Knight
03-17-2005, 03:57 PM
I'm serious, if anyone cuts off my johnson,

I will kill you over and over again untill you die from it.

Thank you.







Benny

neils7147933
03-17-2005, 03:58 PM
Then quit pulling it out all the time

The Dark Knight
03-17-2005, 03:59 PM
Then quit pulling it out all the time



I'm just warning you, if you cut off my johnson, you'll be dead before my ding-dong hits the ground.

joeboxer
03-17-2005, 04:00 PM
If you are a broncos fan and a star wars geek trust me no one is going to cut off your Johnson. It would be too hard to find it.

puppy_dogg
03-17-2005, 04:04 PM
If you are a broncos fan and a star wars geek trust me no one is going to cut off your Johnson. It would be too hard to find it.

LMAO

damn good stuff :D

The Fix
03-17-2005, 04:05 PM
:spam: lol i waiting to use this

The Dark Knight
03-17-2005, 04:09 PM
If you are a broncos fan and a star wars geek trust me no one is going to cut off your Johnson. It would be too hard to find it.



Ohh really?

I wasn't aware of that Star Wars fans had small dicks. How did you know that? Did you check em? I'm not a Star Wars fan but I have heard of them before. I am a Bronco fan though and your right, as soon as I became one, It shriveled up real tiny about the size of a can of soup.

Dr.Depravity
03-17-2005, 07:13 PM
Thats what always amazed me about dudes getting their dicks cut off. The Woman always seems alive! If some chic cut off my dick, She would be bludgend to death.

masterdirector
03-17-2005, 08:42 PM
I'm serious, if anyone cuts off my johnson,

I will kill you over and over again untill you die from it.

Thank you.
Benny

You can take it easy for a while. Nano-technology is still about 10 years away.

jack_the_rippuh
03-17-2005, 11:02 PM
jack_the_rippuh has actual pictures of the johnson. send me a message and I'll be happy to share them with everyone. I don't feel it would be right to post them on the forums..

masterdirector
03-18-2005, 12:35 AM
why the **** you got pictures of someone's dick? No f'n thanks.

jack_the_rippuh
03-18-2005, 01:03 AM
why the **** you got pictures of someone's dick? No f'n thanks.

I got pictures/footage of things you would never believe.

joeboxer
03-18-2005, 01:09 AM
why the **** you got pictures of someone's dick? No f'n thanks.

Weird how you write out **** but edit ****in into f'n. TTYLater.

tongpo2000
03-18-2005, 08:18 AM
I got pictures/footage of things you would never believe.


Got any pictures of unicorns? those things are ****ing crazy!!

puppy_dogg
03-18-2005, 08:52 AM
unicorns are crazy but jack does'nt scare me
ive seen some pretty wicked **** in my time

jack_the_rippuh
03-18-2005, 10:48 AM
Got any pictures of unicorns? those things are ****ing crazy!!

Kid, believe it or not, I work for Ripley's Believe It or Not.

MolotoVSolution
03-18-2005, 11:07 AM
Jack dude , do you really work for Ripley's belive it or not lol ?

phallus
03-18-2005, 08:29 PM
I got pictures/footage of things you would never believe.



yeah, but none of it would be near as scary as that pic of michelle jackson u had as your avatar Jack

Thunder54
03-19-2005, 09:22 AM
looking at **** like that is disgusting